Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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That's what makes this even more delicious. He can't full-on chimp out at Lindsay like the closet misogynist he is, because then he'll just end up torpedoing what's left of his career. So the best he can do is seethe, cope by downplaying the epic humiliation she gave him, and low-key lash out by accusing her of gaslighting.

We all know Bob holds onto grudges harder than his waifu pillow of Anita - especially against those that had the UTTER GALL to call out his bullshit - and he'll drop subtle snipes at her here and there like the hurt little baby he is. He will never let this go, and eventually it'll just push her to respond in a way that destroy Bob for good.

I can't wait. :story:
to his dying day, like Andrew Dobson, he'll blame the Dang Dirty Trolls for ruining his chances with Muh Abortion.
 
Wow. I had kind of a lousy day, but now I feel ... well, mildly amused anyway. I actually feel bad for the big ol' potato. (Or I do until I remember he's an insufferable cunt.) It's clear he either had no idea what low regard Lindsay had for him or did know but successfully deluded himself into pretending otherwise. Until now, anyway.

Speculation: the Escapist firing and the election have melded to ignite the beginning of the end for Bob. Lindsay is (much as I loathe her) on an upward trajectory, with real success in the entertainment industry: book deal (with presumably more coming), working for PBS, etc. She's on that cusp between e-fame and real fame, and while I doubt she'll ever be more than modestly famous, she does have an image to protect. Which is difficult when people think you freely associate with an Olympic class asshole like MovieBob.

Where the election comes in is that -- at least for now, while Biden looks to be the next Pres, and with the Democrats tearing each other new assholes over whether it was the progressives' fault they stepped on a rake downballot -- I think there's going to be a modest effort not to come across as bad winners. It's one thing to piss on Middle America while you're out of power; it's another when Middle America just demonstrated they're willing to kick the loudmouth ass out of the White House but not his party. Bob, of course, has no interest in playing nice. With not even the scraps of clout from an Escapist gig, Bob is just an unhinged shithead in a sea of them, who has a blue checkmark for no particularly good reason. Lindsay can not only afford to scrape him off -- she may feel that she has to.

Whatever the case, it's obvious she's been waiting for the opportunity for a while. All Bob had to do was be genuinely creepy, and that selfie qualifies.

Man. What's below the friendzone?
 
>Movie Bob shoots his shot with hot dog
>Hot dog rejects him
>An hero's himself where his soul fades away to the mushroom kingdom for all eternity

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:semperfidelis: Sayonora Bobu san
 
Wow. I had kind of a lousy day, but now I feel ... well, mildly amused anyway. I actually feel bad for the big ol' potato. (Or I do until I remember he's an insufferable cunt.) It's clear he either had no idea what low regard Lindsay had for him or did know but successfully deluded himself into pretending otherwise. Until now, anyway.

Speculation: the Escapist firing and the election have melded to ignite the beginning of the end for Bob. Lindsay is (much as I loathe her) on an upward trajectory, with real success in the entertainment industry: book deal (with presumably more coming), working for PBS, etc. She's on that cusp between e-fame and real fame, and while I doubt she'll ever be more than modestly famous, she does have an image to protect. Which is difficult when people think you freely associate with an Olympic class asshole like MovieBob.

Where the election comes in is that -- at least for now, while Biden looks to be the next Pres, and with the Democrats tearing each other new assholes over whether it was the progressives' fault they stepped on a rake downballot -- I think there's going to be a modest effort not to come across as bad winners. It's one thing to piss on Middle America while you're out of power; it's another when Middle America just demonstrated they're willing to kick the loudmouth ass out of the White House but not his party. Bob, of course, has no interest in playing nice. With not even the scraps of clout from an Escapist gig, Bob is just an unhinged shithead in a sea of them, who has a blue checkmark for no particularly good reason. Lindsay can not only afford to scrape him off -- she may feel that she has to.

Whatever the case, it's obvious she's been waiting for the opportunity for a while. All Bob had to do was be genuinely creepy, and that selfie qualifies.

Man. What's below the friendzone?
see, it's the whole awkwardness with Lindsay the Abortion that makes me press a HUGE X to doubt that bob has ever legit had carnal knowledge of a woman (that wasn't assblasted drunk), let alone a relationship. But even a drunk off her ass Lindsay knows to stay the hell away from Blob.
 
It's clear he either had no idea what low regard Lindsay had for him or did know but successfully deluded himself into pretending otherwise. Until now, anyway.
According to her, Lindsay softblocked him 6 TIMES.

What this means is that he was following her, and she wanted him to unfollow her without him knowing or having to full on block him.

Softblocking is unfollowing and then quickly following someone again. What this does is that it automatically "forced" Blob to stop following her account without him noticing because he won't see a "YOU ARE BLOCKED BY THIS ACCOUNT" message when visiting her page, but then he no longer ends up getting notified about every tweet she makes and lessens the chances of him popping up in her mentions.

Blob of course, being the thirsty creep he is, eventually noticed that he wasn't seeing his waifu in his mentions anymore, saw that he wasn't following her anymore, and re-followed her. And yet, despite having to do this several times, it never crossed his dense potato head that SHE DOESN'T WANT HIM FOLLOWING HER.

But sure, Robert - she was gaslighting you this whole time. :story:

Die mad and with a dry untouched dick, Blobbo.
 
A normal person would just have said (or thought) "Oh I'm sorry I misunderstood; please accept my apology." But our Bobby can do no wrong; it has to be her fault. And of course Bobby doesn't realize how rapey his "gaslighting" spin is:

"She led me on and then all of a sudden she said no! I was being gaslit!"
 
Ouch... just ouch. Fucking hilarious. People will undoubtly call Lindsay mean, but there's no other way of dealing with creeps like movieblob. Good for her for telling him the truth.

Now he's crying on twitter that he's been "borderline gaslighted" lol.

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Which breadtuber even likes Bob? I always see him send unsolicited replies to Contrapoints, Jenny Nicholson and those guys, but they never respond to him.
Bob thinking he was ever friends with Lindsay is hilarious.
 
Wow. I had kind of a lousy day, but now I feel ... well, mildly amused anyway. I actually feel bad for the big ol' potato. (Or I do until I remember he's an insufferable cunt.) It's clear he either had no idea what low regard Lindsay had for him or did know but successfully deluded himself into pretending otherwise. Until now, anyway.
I think it's the former. Blob is so stupid, I think he actually believed he and Lindsay were friends.

Assuming he understands the meaning of the word "gaslighting," that's exactly why he's claiming it. She gave him the time of day, once. His delusional mind assumed more from that than a reasonable person should have. A selfie at a convention does not a friendship make. Unless you're Blob, that is.

Now, the real test will be if he tries to "smooth over" shit with her. A man with a modicum of intelligence would take the hint she's giving, and just walk the fuck away. Blob is not a smart man, so this could actually get way funnier in the near future. He'll also get fucking hammered by her fedora tippers.
 
I wonder would these events happening at the same time make Bob consider Suicide:

>Disney loses stock in the Marvel brand
>Trump gets a second term
>Anita tells him off in public
>Cuties is officially classified as child porn

It's unlikely all of these things will happen but if they do, Bob is going to flip his shit.
 
The Abortion doesn't take Bobby's accusation well:
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And the #MeTooers are coming out!
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But we know Bobby won't block The Abortion as he did to Jenny Nicholson, because he needs her cachet.

And here comes the bucket crabs!
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To quite a few of randos, this is their reintroduction to MovieBob:
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