Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Laughingjoke2 said:
I don't think for a minute Film Robert would have the balls to kill himself but if he did this thread unlike him would still live on.

1: Chris would be pimping a funeral fund like crazy.

2: Chris would chimp out and blame the farms.

3: Chris would start selling MovieBob memorabilia.

4: MovieBob Reviews made by the Chippa.
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Imagine driving someone to suicide like Zoe Quinn did and the response being, "Eh, he kinda had it coming."
 
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A Random said:
A mayonnaise ghoul.
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Of all the people who are in no position to call anyone at all a "mayonnaise ghoul" Chimpman has to be at the top of the list. This man is no stranger to mayonnaise.
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Walter Temple said:
Oh yes it DID have to be this way, she says. The blows keep falling on Robert.View attachment 1724131
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Uncle Joey said:
Goddamn did Christmas come early this year.

Also I don't know if anyone posted this particular bit:
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All six times he was softblocked, he refollowed her the same day. Jesus Christ, Bob.
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We've known Bob thirsts over Lindsay for a while now, so she must have known too. I'm wondering if her finally telling Bob to fuck off is because he no longer works at the Escapist. Like, how intertwined are these hack critic's careers that she and others had to at the bare minimum ignore him? Her letting loose like this after Escapist let Bob go is hilarious timing if it's just a coincidence.
 
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Uncle Joey said:
Goddamn did Christmas come early this year.

Also I don't know if anyone posted this particular bit:
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All six times he was softblocked, he refollowed her the same day. Jesus Christ, Bob.
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But how? I never had a Twitter account, but isn't soft blocking something that should not notify the other person?

Does Bob have a script running somewhere to notify him whether he stopped following certain people? Or does he for some reason check it manually every day?

I honestly don't know what's creepier.
 
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Uncle Joey said:
Goddamn did Christmas come early this year.

Also I don't know if anyone posted this particular bit:
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All six times he was softblocked, he refollowed her the same day. Jesus Christ, Bob.
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Goddamn, this is quite brutal. Have to be honest, this shit really blindsided me.

If Robert thought that the eugenicist slander was bad, wait till he gets a load of what is like to be called a creppy stalker.

You think Robert will adress this? People won't buy the "I just though twitter was having a glitch" or anything of the sorts.

This must be a nightmare scenario for him.
 
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Positron said:
Will Bob be a serious contender of Lolcow of The Year?
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Given that he has doubled down on defending Cuties, tried to start a flagging campaign against Memology, got fired by the Escapist again, and got shut down by Lindsay for being a creep.

He also has made retarded statements like wanting to invade Poland, and screaming how Trump stole his Halloween and Summer

The best part is that the year is not over yet and who knows what Bob could chimp out about next.
 
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I’ve been thinking a little bit about his “ Gaslighted“ comment.

i’ve tried to search up any conversations between movie blog and Lindsey and I can’t find any examples of them ever having a good repertoire.
I think what I realized is that Lindsay hasn’t gaslighted movie Bob. Movie Bob has gaslighted movie Bob.

Movie Bob thinks that he’s such a big deal that people would be psyched that he would tweet an image of them together. When the other person says they’re uncomfortable and don’t like it, movie Bob feels “gaslighted” because he can’t understand why somebody wouldn’t be psyched to be in a picture with him.

I don’t know why but I kind of feel like this is something Boggie1488 would do, however a lot of people online still like boggie and probably wouldn’t “out” him the same way Lindsay did too blob.
Not to defend movie blob but just remember that Lindsay is a miserable cunt who wouldn’t do this to anyone who actually had an ounce of clout to offer her. However if her clout outshines his, then she’s happy to throw him under the bus in order to earn herself some social justice brownie points
 
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Moviebob is at fault for being so autistic he think meeting someone once and having a friendly conversation makes them close friends and not taking the hint when he keeps being unfollowed for constantly hovering over women on the internet

Lindsay was being a cunt by making it public rather than trying to tell him in privately that he needs to keep his distance and stop insinuating that they're close
 
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Truthboi said:
The best part is that the year is not over yet and who knows what Bob could chimp out about next.
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If Trump pulls a Hail Mary and snags an Electoral College win or a House of Representatives win, then Bob may well explode. If that happens, though, half the lolcows on the Farms will do the same thing, so I'm not sure it'd actually make a difference.
 
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I don't remember who said it, this thread is really blowing up, again lol, but someone mentioned that Bob is interesting because he's so relatable. I agree with the sentiment but I would say that he's so interesting because he's so very human and so badly does not want to be. As despicable as he is I do pity him. He will forever be pissing into the wind as he tries punch out God and will never succeed, not because such things are impossible but because he is pathetically impotent. He is the Golum of the internet only there is no One Ring nor Mount Doom so no one has any use for him...well besides weirdos, troons, and ABDLs but I repeat myself.
Basil II said:
>I have whamen, you don't lol incel
It was for the incel nazi gamergate detractors and his own ego rather than for anyone there.
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I don't think so. He's been trying to get her attention for actual years. If you look at the timeline, Lindsay did her Film Robert tweet days before his photo tweet. There is no way he didn't see it. We've encountered MULTIPLE times where he found someone talking about him without mentioning him or tagging him. He has Boulder King levels of Google alerts. When people actually confronted him with it his response was something to the effect of "don't read into it". All of that was before she told him to piss off creeper. I posit that he legit thought there was something between them and his creeper pic tweet was him trying to get some kind of friendly response from her. What he did reminds me of that one episode of the US The Office where Michael photoshoots his head over top of pictures of the woman he's dating ex-husband as a way to be closer to her. She leaves him shortly thereafter because that's major creepy. Life imitates art I guess.
 
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Mola Ram said:
If Trump pulls a Hail Mary and snags an Electoral College win or a House of Representatives win, then Bob may well explode. If that happens, though, half the lolcows on the Farms will do the same thing, so I'm not sure it'd actually make a difference.
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I think Bob’s anger would probably make him stand out since Bob is more angry than most lolcows in regards to politics. The only one who could give him competition is Cenk since he has had repeated meltdowns throughout 2020, possibly caused a congressional seat in California to flip red due to making democrats look bad along with his terrible campaign in general
 
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