Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

I really want Jarbo the Hutt to release a Cinema Robert track after all of this.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Chippa hasn’t e-begged all day. And while he deleted the suicide post he’d cut and pasted on his Twitter account, he didn’t undo the retweet of it that he sent first. Rough week for Robert and Christopher.

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I think he read this thread and realized that tweet could be interpreted as "OH SHIT MAH BRO GONNA AN HERO/COMMIT SEPPUKU BETTER SIGNAL BOOST THE AN HERO HOTLINE" and shat his pants in horror that people might think the reason Chippa posted that tweet is he was desperately trying to convince Bob not to be An Hero after this whole Lindsay nuking Bob and his damn moon wheat from Orbit debacle.

Also maybe read the thread and realized he was getting dunked on for blatant and shameless E-begging and decided for now to just cut it out. That and he wasn't getting the reactions he wanted from his e-begging anyway.

 

[NoodleToodle]

I love cinematic parallels.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I really want Jarbo the Hutt to release a Cinema Robert track after all of this.

@Jarbo The Hutt Dude, you could get a trilogy of albums out of Bob alone. Alternatively, @#KillAllPedos could do a review. I'd do something but I have no idea how to deepfake and am too lazy to learn.

But back to Bob, I agree he's not going to learn anything from this. He got shit for defending Cuties, he tries to spin it as racism/misogyny and then makes it worse by trying to deplatform Memology101. He'll probably do what he did when he got fired from Escapist the first time and pretend it was him quitting, insisting that his firing was a rumor someone made up out of nowhere, ignoring that he was the one who said he was 'dismissed without warning.' In this case, it'll be something about a misunderstanding that was perpetuated by the "antis" as Ellis says. If he does, everyone needs to send him the screen shot of the tweet where she outright says she finds his views reprehensible.

 

[Captain Manning]

So Bob is down about 1k subs according to Social Blade. I won't bother screen capping it because the new sub count method YT employs has made Social Blade less accurate.

This is not a ProJared or Jarbo level fuck up, but still... oof.

I really wanna know who these 136k idiots are. His drop would be higher if it were all fedora tippers, and it sure as hell ain't anybody like us. Who the fuck watches Bob?

 

[Aramis]

"Suicides are up 200% since lockdown"
So that's around ~50,000 extra deaths this year.

Except it's not true.

"However, we can find no evidence at the time of writing to support this claim. It is unclear where this statistic has come from, or how the information would already be available. Samaritans, a charity that provides help for those at risk of suicide, have said they currently have no evidence of a rise in suicide rates."

There are no official statistics or evidence to support the claim that the rates of suicide increased 200% during the period of lockdown (i.e. from 23 March to present).

Calls to hotlines are up, but those always go up when shit happens or when suicide is in the headlines. (like with Robin Williams)

 

[None Drunk Username]

So Bob is down about 1k subs according to Social Blade. I won't bother screen capping it because the new sub count method YT employs has made Social Blade less accurate.

This is not a ProJared or Jarbo level fuck up, but still... oof.

I really wanna know who these 136k idiots are. His drop would be higher if it were all fedora tippers, and it sure as hell ain't anybody like us. Who the fuck watches Bob?

Straggler weirdos who were fans of the escapist content from their glory days I'd imagine.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

He's nearly 40 without a single girlfriend in all these decades living on this bitch of an Earth (Luigi reference). At that point people like him get desperate. They message Asian lesbian women from across the world who aren't even a compatible sexuality (Naomi Wu). I wouldn't be surprised if part of the reason he likes to go to those Dave & Buster type bars is due to some misguided idea that by some miracle he might meet a girl at the bar there.

I think Bob goes to a bar and drinks quietly by himself in the corner but deep down he hopes some random woman will sit next to him and initiate an actual relationship. He gets his knowledge of the world from the movies so he's probably hoping he'll randomly meet the manic pixie Asian girl trope of his dreams that will magically fix all of his problems at the bar.

I can picture Bob doing all of that. He's so emotionally stunted that he truly believes in the "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" trope you cited. You know the drill: the fairly attractive chick that sees the error of her ways (i.e. dating perceived Chads and bullies), sees in Bob what she's truly been seeking and accepts him as her sweetheart. Preferrably after standing up to said bullies.

And he goes to adult Chuck E. Cheese to get his lucky break. I'm at a loss of words at that. That's like going fishing in a ball pit.

Anyway, why is Chris suddenly raising awareness about suicide all of a sudden? Is this trying to imply a certain someone is in need of help?

 

[Koby_Fish]

I can picture Bob doing all of that. He's so emotionally stunted that he truly believes in the "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" trope you cited. You know the drill: the fairly attractive chick that sees the error of her ways (i.e. dating perceived Chads and bullies), sees in Bob what she's truly been seeking and accepts him as her sweetheart. Preferrably after standing up to said bullies.

And he goes to adult Chuck E. Cheese to get his lucky break. I'm at a loss of words at that. That's like going fishing in a ball pit.

Anyway, why is Chris suddenly raising awareness about suicide all of a sudden? Is this trying to imply a certain someone is in need of help?

Other than the time Bob admitted he was some lesbun's "beard", I don't think there's a documented, verified example of Bob at least pretending to be in a relationship, let alone having a real, serious one (or even a one-night stand LOL).

I don't think Chris is actually implying Bob needs help to not be An Hero; if Chippa hastily deleting the original tweet signal boosting the suicide hotline is any indication, then he came to the realization that people would get that impression right quick and that's not an impression he wanted to leave out there like that.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Bob got blown the absolute fuck out by his waifu

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He deleted his tweet but Ellis's are still up and archived: https://archive.md/dvwAl

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Includes 2 more tweets afterwards, archived here: https://archive.md/pfLje

HO. LEE. SHIT.

You have to be a special kind of fuckup for LINDSAY of all people to tell you off.

I can't decide if this is the most beautiful thing I've seen all week, or the most painful.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

So Bob is down about 1k subs according to Social Blade. I won't bother screen capping it because the new sub count method YT employs has made Social Blade less accurate.

This is not a ProJared or Jarbo level fuck up, but still... oof.

I really wanna know who these 136k idiots are. His drop would be higher if it were all fedora tippers, and it sure as hell ain't anybody like us. Who the fuck watches Bob?

Considering he's been around since 2008 and his current videos only get 10-20k views, I reckon they're mostly dead accounts or people who've forgotten who he is and are too lazy to unsubscribe.

 

[Albert Ball]

Bob backs down HARD whenever someone or something "important" (and I use that term very loosely here) calls him out on his behavior. Its just like when the ACLU told him via Twitter that violence is never the answer a few years back. He is a huge pussy that will always fall into line when his "heros" tell him how to think. It must be a sad and lonely life when you are unable to think for yourself.

Also, anyone else notice that Bob thinking him and Lindsay were "friends" because they took a selfie together years ago is eerily similar to Russell Greer behavior?

 

[Jersey Devil]

I feel like women are way worse for that than men, just because they don't face consequences. The worst rejections I've had involve asking for a number/socials at the end of a semester, and the weird part is the next year the girl still acts like we're friends.

On the other hand, after an unpleasant breakup, I would put headphones whenever the girl tried to talk to me, or did a 180 and walked the long way into the building because she was waiting for me at the nearest door. Sweet girl, but shit at personal space and boundaries.

Personally, I love the coalition of autismos sympathizing with Bob and using his rejection as a soapbox to talk about their cringe-inducing experiences with women. Really adds spice to an already hot thread.

Nobody needs to know that you would react to a girl by putting in your earbuds and staring at the floor like the old virgin/beta meme, but I appreciate the info anyway.

 

[blablabla]

the sad thing about this is that bob is such a nobody piece of shit hick retard inbred hick that he cant face mass cancellation, i want to see this motherfucker hurting

 

[Maamtis]

This is the most I've liked Lindsay since she started huffing her own farts.

 

[BScCollateral]

Bob's enthusiasm for eugenics has always puzzled me. All he has to do is catch his own reflection in the McDonalds window to realize he's not going on the "approved" list.

It's kind of amazing how common that is.

Check out examples of the Master Race like Goebbels, Hitler and Himmler. People have been pointing that out since the late 1930s.

 

[Overcast]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. ;'(

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

the sad thing about this is that bob is such a nobody piece of shit hick retard inbred hick that he cant face mass cancellation, i want to see this motherfucker hurting

Oh, he's hurting now, believe me. He's had to endure a steady decline for ten years, and whole year (no capeshit, getting fired, and now Ellis publicly telling him off) is rubbing salt in the wound. The only way this gets worse for Bob this year is if Trump wins the recount. And no, I don't want Bob to neck himself. I want him to live on, marinating in his self-inflicted misery like that poor chicken he drowned in hot sauce.

 

[Spunt]

This is the most I've liked Lindsay since she started huffing her own farts.

Lindsay is probably the smartest of the TGWTG alumni. That's not to say I like her content or her opinions, but she has a brain on her and her move against FlimBlob was extremely calculating and precise. Others have said that she is usually very conflict-averse, so if she felt she had to break cover and take a shot, she had to nail Blobert right between the eyes, and she did.

Remember the circles where Lindsay runs. Guilt by association is a big thing with the SJW mindset. If you are friends with someone who becomes an UnPerson, or seen to have ever interacted with them in a positive way, you are an UnPerson too. Remember when JonTron got UnPersoned by the left, it was not just him but anyone who ever associated with him who was put on blacklists and had hordes of useful idiots trying to ruin their careers. ResetERA (always a good place to get up to date information on what the SJW crowd are frothing about this week) not only banned all mention of JonTron on their forum, but (for example) also banned SkillUp gaming. Why? Because SkillUp's brother once appeared in a video with JonTron. Not even SkillUp himself. That's the kind of thing that she would have had in the back of her mind every time Bob said something stupid or started a fight. Once Bob was fired from the Escapist, he lost both his corporate protection and the last thing keeping his public sperging on any kind of leash.

Lindsay knew that Bob was a scandal waiting to happen - aside from his revolting political opinions, she knew first-hand what a creep he was and that someone would #metoo him eventually, and if it wasn't her that did it she'd look bad or even complicit. So by the public callout, she achieved multiple things:

- She ensures that any future scandal Bob gets himself into no longer drags her into it by association
- She gets to be a #metoo victim and gain plenty of woke points
- She gets Bob out of her mentions and her life
- She gets to cancel and shit on someone she clearly hates and bask in the righteous schadenfreude

All these were achieved at once. Boom, headshot. A good day's work.

Say what you want about Lindsay Ellis, but she is an intellectual titan compared to Bob. Then again, so is the average houseplant, but never underestimate the intelligence and cunning of an experienced woke operator and manipulator like her.

 

[Uncle Joey]