Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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I was going to take a break from this site for a while. Then I saw Memelogy's video about Blob and I just HAD to come to see the shitfest.

Then I saw that Bob was an actual obsessive stalker to the shittiest woman on the internet and so socially retarded to use a generous selfie as a connection. Jesus Christ this guy must have like the lowest form of (barely) functioning autism.
 
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Koby_Fish said:
I don't think anyone's posted this yet but this was in Lindsay's twitter thread:
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Nothing gives me more pleasure than when PC progressivism eats its own tail. Though they want the world to see intelligent SJWs, shit like this just reveals them for what they are: a fat, Incel sex pest and a judgmental, shrieking bitch.

Bob pathetically wants attention and acknowledgment from a cute girl. Lindsay has to remind everyone that she wants Chads and not blobs (but men have to like female fatties because body positivity.)

The whole thing is beautiful.
 
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King Dead said:
It's crazier still when you realize that he offers jackshit for subscribing to his Patreon at all. Up until he got sacked from The Escapist, he rarely posted any updates, basically just putting up a notice any time he actually happened to release a video on his own channel. Now that Patreon is his only source of income, he's updating it more frequently, but it's still just "hey I posted a video, go watch it." There's no news posts of upcoming videos, no behind-the-scenes footage (although I can't say it would be interesting to actually view the green-painted wall), nothing exclusive that rewards backers for their donations. Shit, even the smallest Patreons offer at least some sort of thanks to subscribers, like throwing in a list of names at the end of the video. Bob does none of that.

I'm not saying you can't operate your Patreon like a tip jar, and I actually prefer that in general, but it's baffling to me that there are almost 1400 people that willingly give to a fat retard and get absolutely nothing in return that you can't already get for free. You can even read all of his Patreon posts for free as well, so there's even less of a reason to subscribe!
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People like to throw away their money to spite Bob's detractors. That sort of mentality is common among people with room temperature level IQs - trying to buy their way out of Bob's Final Solution.

Remember, with Zoe, there have been people who refuse to report her abusive behavior because it would prove the gamer bros right. We're probably talking about people with a similar mentality here.
 
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Film Robert's Patreon is why Lindsay doing this is better than him just having some awful Eugenics or other horrible tweet taking him down.

He likes to claim poverty but the fat fuck eats cheap processed and fast foods, drinks cheap booze, and lives in another person's basement even if he lost half his patrons he could still survive. He just couldn't buy so much gaudy cheap shit.

While he may financial survive this, it hurt him this is worse than the Jock's in High School. This was someone he wanted to like him. Who he deluded himself into thinking was his friend and she has publicly flogged him and took all the "Cool Kids" with her.

This has to be the lowest point in his life and that's saying something for a footless basement troll.
 
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Laughingjoke2 said:
Film Robert's Patreon is why Lindsay doing this is better than him just having some awful Eugenics or other horrible tweet taking him down.

He likes to claim poverty but the fat fuck eats cheap processed and fast foods, drinks cheap booze, and lives in another person's basement even if he lost half his patrons he could still survive. He just couldn't buy so much gaudy cheap shit.

While he may financial survive this, it hurt him this is worse than the Jock's in High School. This was someone he wanted to like him. Who he deluded himself into thinking was his friend and she has publicly flogged him and took all the "Cool Kids" with her.

This has to be the lowest point in his life and that's saying something for a footless basement troll.
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I think before Lindsay, his first firing from the Escapist or the 2016 election were the times Bob was at a lowpoint given the first showed how his actions have consequences that came from his inane twitter ramblings and the latter caused his favorite presidential candidate to lose in a humiliating way while he was super confident she'd win to own all the chuds and advance the future to a Star Trek age.

Lindsay cucking him was even further and I wonder what else can make Bob go even lower than that.
 
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Trig.Point said:
That's why she picked him. Imagine she had done that to asomeone other than Moviebob, and they had pushed back even to the extend of pointing out she was willfully misrepresenting his intention, and it suited her at the time to pose for that selfie.

Actually if he had a put up a bit of a fight it could have gone pretty well for him. Instead he just misuses the term gaslight and sulks.
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It couldn't. There is nothing Bob could have done to make things go well for him after Lindsay dropped the tactical nuke. Bob would never call Lindsay out for anything, both because his thirst wouldn't allow it and because she's someone important on the circles Bob wants so desperately to be a part of (or wanted at least). Had Bob pushed back, the people on her circles who are calling him a creep would be calling for his head on a pike instead and he would have probably lost his Twitter account by now.

And Lindsay isn't wrong in this case despite choosing the cuntiest possible way to make her point. Their "relationship" was entirely one-sided from Bob's part, she never replied or interacted with the guy but he has been insisting for years that they were buddies because they met once.

The best thing Bob could have done is more or less what he did, surprisingly enough. Accept he done fucked up, delete the photo, wait a bit until it blows over and never ever mention Lindsay again. (Could have gone without the gaslighting tweet, that one just stoked the fires more.) This incident will follow him forever like the eugenics tweets and the Mario costume, but at this point the only thing he can do is accept the losses and move forward. There is no "fixing" this situation for him.

The actual best thing Bob could do now is have a bit of introspection and wonder why do so many people from so many different sides dislike him so much, but that's as likely as TheChippa becoming the next Pewdiepie.
 
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I don’t know what’s going on but this weirdo tranny in Bob’s mention is stanning hard for the Mountain Dew chicken and spamming recipes that use soft drinks.
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A little off-topic but my mom marinades turkey with 7Up. It keeps the meat from drying out and gives a slight sweet taste. 7Up has a mild taste but Mountain Dew would make whatever you're cooking taste like high fructose corn syrup and green dye #25.
 
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