Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kingfisher9000]

If you guys make Bob quit doing The Big Picture like you guys did with THE GAMER OVERTHINKER you don't know how mad I will be.

Can you guys STOP making his life miserable? Let him alone with his friends, co-workers and his fans.

What you gain from this? Just some SICKO enjoyment?

Bob always become a BIG STAR when people like you make his life miserable, look to his Patreon, youtube views and so on.

Sorry, kid, we’re under orders to sabotage Bob’s career. Lindsey Ellis paid for the hit, she wants Bob destroyed.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Which is what makes Bob's "nuke the reds" rants so funny. Where does he think those missile silos are? Far away from the population centers because the first target of nukes is the enemy's nukes.

Indeed. For example, Malmstrom AFB near Great Falls, Montana is home to the 341st Missile Wing which are one of the three remaining that maintain and operate Minuteman ICBMs. The other two being Minot AFB in North Dakota and F.E. Warren in Wyoming. All of them red states. Then there are other sites across the Great Plains so if the "Reds" controlled the nuclear arsenal, Boston would be a glowing crater. Bob would probably be fine (at first) because he never leave his basement.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Bob got blown the absolute fuck out by his waifu

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He deleted his tweet but Ellis's are still up and archived: https://archive.md/dvwAl

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Includes 2 more tweets afterwards, archived here: https://archive.md/pfLje

Lmao, gaslighted is such an exaggerated term most of the time.

But "borderline gaslighted" really takes the cake.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I really believe Bob gives his family misinformation and lies about himself a lot especially in regards to his clout and beliefs.

I would believe this if not for the fact that they frequently interact with Bob on social media and have been involved in some of his drama over the years. Case in point the Jack Allison debacle from last December.

The possibility that the extended Chipman family are normal human beings who are simply putting up with their special needs relative went out the window a long time ago. Bob's family is just like he is, the only difference is that Chris managed to stumble into some normalcy in his life.

 

[Foltest]

If you guys make Bob quit doing The Big Picture like you guys did with THE GAMER OVERTHINKER you don't know how mad I will be.

Can you guys STOP making his life miserable? Let him alone with his friends, co-workers and his fans.

What you gain from this? Just some SICKO enjoyment?

Bob always become a BIG STAR when people like you make his life miserable, look to his Patreon, youtube views and so on.

You can’t stop the bobmob. We will fight in the name of our prophet. All hail Bob Chipman!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It really does beggar belief that Bob has been very online for so long yet still hasn’t grasped rule number one: Don’t feed the trolls. This dumb motherfucker clamors to signal boost everyone who ever clowns him. I’m so glad he’ll never pass his junk DNA onto any children.

 

[Flexo]

If you guys make Bob quit doing The Big Picture like you guys did with THE GAMER OVERTHINKER you don't know how mad I will be.

Can you guys STOP making his life miserable? Let him alone with his friends, co-workers and his fans.

What you gain from this? Just some SICKO enjoyment?

Bob always become a BIG STAR when people like you make his life miserable, look to his Patreon, youtube views and so on.

Sorry but Bob himself said bad people deserve bad things to happen to them.

 

[Druveer]

Sorry, kid, we’re under orders to sabotage Bob’s career. Lindsey Ellis paid for the hit, she wants Bob destroyed.

You weren't supposed to tell people that Ellis felt threatened by Bobs success and wanted this done.

Gosh.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

It really does beggar belief that Bob has been very online for so long yet still hasn’t grasped rule number one: Don’t feed the trolls. This dumb motherfucker clamors to signal boost everyone who ever clowns him. I’m so glad he’ll never pass his junk DNA onto any children.

Honestly even if he got a woman into bed with him; he's hitting middle age, he's obese, he's probably depressed, and his diet is terrible.

If he were in his twenties, or was actively losing weight through working out or dieting then it wouldn't be such an issue. But as he is now I'd be very unlikely that he could sustain an erection for more than a few minutes, or ejaculate even if he could. Delayed ejaculation and impotency are common obesity related issue and not uncommon in middle aged men. Depression isn't going to help with that either. Even if he managed to get past the hurdle of keeping it up and blasting it in some woman, his poor diet and high weight is going to mean his swimmers will be weak as piss.

If Bob didn't bring it all down on himself I'd feel sorry for the fucker. I've said before that I've worked in a hospital to do my entry stuff for degree level, and people of Bobs size decline fast when they hit their forties. He can keep on chugging as he is for maybe another decade, but after that his body is going to go into failure. His tendons, ligaments and joints in general are gonna go first, then his weight will increase even more, then his organs will start to slow and then fail. He's going to be in for a world of hurt if he doesn't lose the weight and lose it soon.

The unironic best thing that Bob could do for himself would be to quit the internet; use his patron bucks for as long as people give them to keep him funded during a job hunt and just get a retail or warehouse dayjob where he's on his feet. He'll lose the weight because of all the walking he does, might meet some new people and detoxing from the internet will probably curb his more insane ideas. But he won't, because he has committed the crime of being Bob Chipman; for which the only punishment is to remain as Bob Chipman.

Nightmarish.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

If you guys make Bob quit doing The Big Picture like you guys did with THE GAMER OVERTHINKER you don't know how mad I will be.

Can you guys STOP making his life miserable? Let him alone with his friends, co-workers and his fans.

What you gain from this? Just some SICKO enjoyment?

Bob always become a BIG STAR when people like you make his life miserable, look to his Patreon, youtube views and so on.

Don’t worry, be happy.

 

[Spunt]

If you guys make Bob quit doing The Big Picture like you guys did with THE GAMER OVERTHINKER you don't know how mad I will be.

Cool, a two-for-one in infuriating idiots! We'll get right on it.

 

[Flexo]

Well I had to go check tvtropes (which has a thread here) because it's history with Bob is... interesting.

Not put up recently but this bit is now hilarious in hindsight.

Bob Chipman / YMMV - TV Tropes

Acceptable Targets: "Hardcore gamers," jocks, Call of Duty, bigots, the American political right wing, among others. Author's Saving Throw: In his review of True Grit, he takes back calling Michael Bay a douchebag. He still thinks Bay's a bad …

tvtropes.org

This has not made his dethroning page.

Bob Chipman / Dethroning Moment - TV Tropes

Keep in mind: Sign your entries. One moment per work to a troper, if multiple entries are signed to the same troper the more recent one will be cut. Moments only, no "just everything he said," "This entire work," or "This entire episode," entries …

tvtropes.org

But oh it showed up on his thread!

Movie Bob

tvtropes.org

This will be fun to watch.

 

[GHTD]

If you guys make Bob quit doing The Big Picture like you guys did with THE GAMER OVERTHINKER you don't know how mad I will be.

Can you guys STOP making his life miserable? Let him alone with his friends, co-workers and his fans.

What you gain from this? Just some SICKO enjoyment?

Bob always become a BIG STAR when people like you make his life miserable, look to his Patreon, youtube views and so on.

>defending a sad sack like movieblob
Shiggy diggy.

 

[Mola Ram]

Can you guys STOP making his life miserable?

There's only one person in the world making Bob Chipman's life miserable, and it's some half-drunk Boston asshole named Bob Chipman.

 

[Jones McCann]

Chipman DNA is pretty bad in itself, and when combined with Sarah's DNA the results were never going to be great. No child progedies are ever going to come out of the Chipman family line. If I've ever seen a family that genetics has designed to be dull-normal manual laborers, it's the Chipmans. One hundred years ago, Bob and Chris would have worked repetitive, physical tasks ten hours a day, and I bet they both would've been a lot happier. For one thing, Bob would've been forced to interact with other people face-to-face, and if he started spewing his hateful shit he would've gotten his face punched in until he learned to keep it to himself. This is a lesson modern-day Bob has never learned, much to his detriment.

If bob had to actually work and not make internet "content" he would never have those opinions in the first place. He wouldn't be able to read retarded opinions on the internet for one. Second he would be a "white working class" (like his family currently is btw) and the act of calling for their genocide would then be more retarded. Plus he would probably be married and at least a social working life.

 

[CheezzyMach]

Absolutely. I'm not even talking about that "red button on a desk" meme that people paranoid about nuclear weapons they don't understand like doing. Germany was in the dumps when Hitler came into power, America is a superpower that even its enemies depend on in order for them to even function.

To put it in terms Bob would understand the US unironically going full fash would be like when Superman flipped his lid in DC's Injustice games.

Also what is it with the lolcows named Chris is that name cursed or something?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

 

[AnOminous]

One of the more interesting aspects I've noticed is people arnt aware of even the mechanics of how the reich came about much less the why's.

Why are you even thinking about this? It was literally that just Satan came out of Hell and just created Nazis. I mean seriously, this is what kids are taught. And then they're taught not to think much more.

 

[ravensboy]

The shit i've seen on bob's blog (Who even uses blogspot anymore? All of his old shit is pulled from these articles. It's nothing but spam filled because the company died years ago!) I'm suprised bob even hosts his shit there anymore! As soon as blogspot is wiped from the face of the internet he's going to lose lots of his old material which is probably going to be good for him, considering everything in 2005-2008 has a surprisingly "okay" sort of take that would get him canceled today if anyone even read his website. Gamergate really did a number on him.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

The unironic best thing that Bob could do for himself would be to quit the internet; use his patron bucks for as long as people give them to keep him funded during a job hunt and just get a retail or warehouse dayjob where he's on his feet. He'll lose the weight because of all the walking he does, might meet some new people and detoxing from the internet will probably curb his more insane ideas. But he won't, because he has committed the crime of being Bob Chipman; for which the only punishment is to remain as Bob Chipman.

Nightmarish.

He doesn't even need to quit the internet, he just needs to quit social media. He doesn't need a manual labor job to get in shape. He literally has all the free time he needs to get in shape, he just choses not to. There is no reason why he shouldn't be in stellar shape with the amount of free time he has on his hands.