Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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For everyone wondering, no Bob has not let this incredible embarrassment of being dressed down by his waifu slow him down. I will now take the roll of Head Chronicler of Autism from @Positron, at least until Monday when he supposedly will unlock his account.

Keep in mind his account is still protected so anyone he's retweeting cannot see him unless they've already followed him.

The political acumen of a bar tender who won because the other guy didn't show up.
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Jimmy Carter meeting with a woman who lost is actually a good thing!
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Wouldn't a "White People version of a Tyler Perry movie" be every other movie?
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Bob, who is in the first stages of being cancelled, looks towards a tranny for solid logic
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Bob tells a far more successful person to stop
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You are not one to fucking talk Bob
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Nostalgia AND Cal-Art bullshit!?!
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Fresh flag Nazi are the worst
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Incorporating lesbians and a rebound chick. Maybe you should give it a week until you start going after another woman
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Double whammy with the gaslighting
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Didn't take him long before getting back to stride of dehumanization
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Will we get a Dan Olson disavow arc?!?! Be still my beating heart!
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Ignoring the real problem with an asinine quip
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Refer back to the conversations a few pages back about how absolutely fucked the whole world would be if Trump really was a Nazi
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I'd like to point out that Faucci is the one making all the guidelines for the states to follow.

Bob admits his ass was fired in a backhanded sort of way.
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Free and cheaper college should be a thing
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We're too busy thinking of Lindsay
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Imagine Bob in different historical eras.
“Ugh, I do declare, if it weren’t fo those yankee abolitionists we would be growing cotton on the moon!”

Unfortunately you can't go too far back, because Bob is not a common laborer and he's both too stupid and lowborn to be part of the aristocracy. Bob is 100% a product of a society rich enough to produce a useless leisure class, which may be one reason he's so miserable.
 
Whenever one of Robert’s posts praise a specific woman’s work, his tone is of a man who believes he’s an authority with massive influence. It’s clear he thinks these posts are a profound act of generosity, highly valued by his intended beneficiaries. What a delusional fucking mess.

Note: I don’t believe I’ve ever seen Robert signal boost a male creator in the manner described above — I think because he only actively promotes women he’s trying to woo.
 
The shit i've seen on bob's blog (Who even uses blogspot anymore? All of his old shit is pulled from these articles. It's nothing but spam filled because the company died years ago!) I'm suprised bob even hosts his shit there anymore! As soon as blogspot is wiped from the face of the internet he's going to lose lots of his old material which is probably going to be good for him, considering everything in 2005-2008 has a surprisingly "okay" sort of take that would get him canceled today if anyone even read his website. Gamergate really did a number on him.
He has technically moved on to a new web space.

And consolidated his blog posts into new books! Aren't you the lucky one. ;)
 
Whenever one of Robert’s posts praise a specific woman’s work, his tone is of a man who believes he’s an authority with massive influence. It’s clear he thinks these posts are a profound act of generosity, highly valued by his intended beneficiaries. What a delusional fucking mess.

Note: I don’t believe I’ve ever seen Robert signal boost a male creator in the manner described above — I think because he only actively promotes women he’s trying to woo.
What about Shigeru Miyamoto?
 
What about Shigeru Miyamoto?
Robert never “promoted” him or used a tone that suggested he was doing a kindness by throwing his considerable online weight behind Mario. I know this is an autistic answer to a likely rhetorical question, but I just want to be clear.
 
Refer back to the conversations a few pages back about how absolutely fucked the whole world would be if Trump really was a Nazi
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For context, the person Bob is subtweeting is taking the retail chain Target to task because they removed the book Irreversible Damage, which details how teenage girls are being pressured into transitioning, from their website. Target has since reversed this decision, which is hopefully a sign that major corporations are starting to learn how to tell the Woke mobs to fuck off. Of course, Bob believes he knows what’s best for people... that is, the people he acknowledges as people, not the knuckle dragging rabble between the coasts.
 
For context, the person Bob is subtweeting is taking the retail chain Target to task because they removed the book Irreversible Damage, which details how teenage girls are being pressured into transitioning, from their website. Target has since reversed this decision, which is hopefully a sign that major corporations are starting to learn how to tell the Woke mobs to fuck off. Of course, Bob believes he knows what’s best for people... that is, the people he acknowledges as people, not the knuckle dragging rabble between the coasts.
I really don't understand why TRAs do that shit.

Trying to hide this shit will only make the inevitable fallout worse and hurt LGBT causes more.
 
I really don't understand why TRAs do that shit.

Trying to hide this shit will only make the inevitable fallout worse and hurt LGBT causes more.
it's almost as if they have no concept of the Streisand effect. Or concept of anything that doesn't involve involving themselves in shit that doesn't need to involve them. Every troon is completely high minded of themselves these days. No respect for other people, they're the only one that matters. In trying to be women themselves, they've nailed one concept perfectly. Pettiness and utter bullheaded arrogance
 
Imagine Bob in different historical eras.
“Ugh, I do declare, if it weren’t fo those yankee abolitionists we would be growing cotton on the moon!”
"If these rural savages would just understand the brilliance of Mao Tse-Tung thought and kill all the sparrows and make iron in their backyards I could have a revolutionary robot girlfriend already!"
 
What the fuck is his problem with Hillbilly Elegy and J D Vance in general. To be fair, I haven't read the book or watch the film, but everytime it is brought up, Bob goes into this autistc rage about it. From just a quick glance on wikipedia, it seems to be a very raw book about growing up in a poverty stricken town full of despair and how he got out of it. Is Bob angry that Vance is leaning rightwing or that it potray poor white people as "shocking" human?
 
Is Bob angry that Vance is leaning rightwing or that it potray poor white people as "shocking" human?

He seems to sincerely believe that there should never be a sympathetic portrayal of the Mayonnaise Ghouls. They've brought every misery upon themselves, and they fucking deserve it.

Bob is basically a walking parody of the stereotypical lefty bigot.
 
I never liked Ellis but good for her. Seeing her spank down Bob that way is insanely hilarious.
Meanwhile I’m watching all this go down and popping me some popcorn 🍿
This shit is too funny.
bob's been trying to get into the channel awesome crew for years now. Check this post out. He FAWNS over doug walker. He's been trying to shoehorn himself into their "crew" for years even tho the band broke up he still thought he was "part of the crowd" when he was just the weird outsider. He never even attempted to connect with any of the escapist's people he worked with in either part of his tenure there. TLDR bob has been a fan of doug walker for years and the "gaslighting" tweet comes from a place of deep obsession with these people who are sub par at best and irrelevant at worst in the media scene. instead of bring up his own crowd or streaming, producing anything that wasn't a movie review or "talking shop" as he puts it to actually engage with these people and co-produce things like they've done for eachother.

 
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