Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Dude, Robert, if you are racking in the cash, give some to your brother will ya, seems like he is in need.

Also, Robert always has to win! but I don't know if this the flex he means to do.

Even if we believe that he has triple his earnings (which I don't), then Robert is a absolute dumbass for working for so long for the Escapist for pennies, because even if he can spam more videos, a lot of them don't even break the 20k, and keeping the 100% of his ad revenue means shit if the ads on his page don't pay for crap.

The escapist channel has over a million subs, while Robert's has 135k, which of one you think has better paid ads? So whatever Robert is making on ads, it can't be much, because the views Robert get in a month, even channels on decline, like game grumps, can make it with a single video.

His patreon took a huge boost, and it does show that Robert has a loyal following, but it isn't the triple, not even double of what he was getting before.

So either Robert is flat out lying in the same breath he claims to have friends or he was working essentially for free for the Escapist, and even so, the Escapist didn't want to keep him around.

So, which one is more sad?
This tough guy act falls apart when we all know he would return to The Escapist in a heartbeat if they offered it to him. This essentially happened with his first firing. Ten million different stories over the following years about how he was let go and how none of them were his fault, but the second he gets rehired he's screaming on Twitter about how he won and defeated the internet.
 
Jesus, is this what Bob actually believes? I mean, I liked Endgame (it had a couple of stupid moments but was a good finale to the MCU), but it's nowhere near the same level as works like Richard III or Macbeth.
Bob has said multiple times that comic books are the modern day version of things like Greek mythology and they will shape and influence us and the future the same way things like The Iliad did.
 
Comic book movies are the new Sistine Chapel.

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I mean I could be wrong but don't I think all that art was commissioned in the Sistine chapel so they could sell it to rubes and make a fortune then cookie cut a new one a couple of weeks down the line. Shakespeare and Greek mythology probably weren't some strategy to monopolise an industry.

Those sorts of things were generally commissioned by rich patrons for their enjoyment not because they wanted to churn out a product.

Someone tell Bob very little of modern day films/games/TV programmes are comparable to old art where the art/status was the aim not manufacturing a product for the masses. If anything the films of today are best compared to the circuses of Rome, designed to distract the masses with no real regard for how artistic the disemboweling of a few slaves would be.
 
Comic book movies are the new Sistine Chapel.

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Bob does know that the Sistine chapel was commissioned to create a beautiful rendition to honor god...right? It wasn't to prove ownership of anything, but to honor the god they worshiped and the fact that it has been protected and preserved to this day shows how much work, talent and genuine love went into it.

Infinity war is a good movie, but it will only last at most a decade in the public consciousness before it fades into obscurity. It was made to entertain, not to honor or show love for something greater.
 
I mean, we could go on for days and days about how retarded is to compare renaissance art and mass media seep, not to mention the difference between craft, public, intention etc.

But like with all the Robert hot takes, it has that juvenile stench of a kid that is regurgitating whatever he heard on his first semester on college

"heh, renaissaince art and super-hero culture are both supported by commissioned artists lending their skill to the oligarchic classes so they can steady the course of culture. it's all so very clear for those educated in media that we, unlike the unwashed masses, can see the very DNA that compose the human experience in this mud ball :smug:"

yeah, capital opinion there champ, never heard that one before.

This shit you tolerate with teenagers, just nod and smile and the little fuckes will go bother someone else, but as usual with Robert, it is pretty sad a man reaching his 40 talking like this.
 
Bob has said multiple times that comic books are the modern day version of things like Greek mythology and they will shape and influence us and the future the same way things like The Iliad did.
It was only backward or uneducated people in the days of ancient Greece or Rome who superstitiously believed in the Pantheon gods and their fables.

The actual educated classes of the day and age (e.x. Aristotle, Plato, Socrates, Pythagoras, Plotinus, etc) rejected the myths of the popular gods for being immoral, stupid, superstitious (or just cheap, lowbrow entertainment for the hoi polloi at best).

They instead tended to believe in a universal, immaterial "God", Supreme Being, or universal cosmic order (which was linked to scientific or mathematical principles; as opposed to believing the universe was "random, chaotic" and merely dictated by the whims of the gods).

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For that matter, in some ways, "theater" as an art forum (including TV and film), has always been considered the "butt monkey" or "fast food" version of the arts (along with other "mass" media such as pulp fiction, radio pop music, etc) - even "good" theater like Shakespeare - since at most, it's just meant to entertain people for a few hours, not anything which requires a greater vested amount of attention or study.

(e.x. The amount of time and effort one would have to invest to understand complex Jazz or Classical music theory, or advanced chess strategy is significantly more than the amount of attention required to sit through a 2-hour movie).
 
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I mean, we could go on for days and days about how retarded is to compare renaissance art and mass media seep, not to mention the difference between craft, public, intention etc.

But like with all the Robert hot takes, it has that juvenile stench of a kid that is regurgitating whatever he heard on his first semester on college

"heh, renaissaince art and super-hero culture are both supported by commissioned artists lending their skill to the oligarchic classes so they can steady the course of culture. it's all so very clear for those educated in media that we, unlike the unwashed masses, can see the very DNA that compose the human experience in this mud ball :smug:"

yeah, capital opinion there champ, never heard that one before.

This shit you tolerate with teenagers, just nod and smile and the little fuckes will go bother someone else, but as usual with Robert, it is pretty sad a man reaching his 40 talking like this.
Da Vinci is rolling in his grave right now.
 
This is my favorite time, every four months or so, when someone brings up Bob and the Renaissance Art/Comic Book Movies stuff and we all get to shit on Bob again for being such a goddamned rube and a bumpkin and a simpleton euphoric all at the same time.
Being an "art" critic who only reviews TV and movies is like bragging about being a food critic who only reviews McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, Taco Bell, Wal-Mart brand pizza, etc

(At least Jack Scalfani attempts to make and review haute cuisine, even though most of what he makes is just cheap, fattening snack food; Bob isn't even on that level).
 
Bob's no reviewbrah, that's for sure. Reviewbrah has a quirky charm and knows what he's talking about and Bob has negative charisma, both in his online interactions and in his videos, and his knowledge is generally superficial and misunderstood trivia that has stuck in his folds.
 
I highly recommend to anyone that gets the chance, visit the Sistine Chapel. You want to do two days to be honest because the works leading up the Chapel alone in themselves are some amazing master pieces.

One of the most amazing things about it is how high up it is. It drives home not just how massively difficult and time consuming, but also how dangerous it was. And you can learn of the history of how later Papal Authorities would censor the work and then it was later restored.

Through my job as an engineer, I have gotten to see many amazing things around the world and the Sistine Chapel is one of those places that took my breath away.

And this obese man child is comparing it to a movie poster.

What fascinates me about Bob is not Bon himself but his large number of twitter fans that not only swallow his drivel, but will go on an attack of anyone mocking him.

Who are these people and why?
 
I highly recommend to anyone that gets the chance, visit the Sistine Chapel. You want to do two days to be honest because the works leading up the Chapel alone in themselves are some amazing master pieces.

One of the most amazing things about it is how high up it is. It drives home not just how massively difficult and time consuming, but also how dangerous it was. And you can learn of the history of how later Papal Authorities would censor the work and then it was later restored.

Through my job as an engineer, I have gotten to see many amazing things around the world and the Sistine Chapel is one of those places that took my breath away.

And this obese man child is comparing it to a movie poster.

What fascinates me about Bob is not Bon himself but his large number of twitter fans that not only swallow his drivel, but will go on an attack of anyone mocking him.

Who are these people and why?

No amount of "income" is going to fix Bob's "dried up potato face", nor will it erase that fact that his waifu epically humiliated him on Twitter.
I think someone should ask for "proof" on that one; just because he says so doesn't make it so, lmao.

(If it was true, why did he not quit the Escapist gig way earlier than he did and run his own gig, instead of waiting for it to fire him?)
 
"You do what I don't like! That's harassment, TARGETEDLY!"
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Disingenuous asshole even capitalized it for some reason.

I don't know if any of you remember Bob's spat with eclecticbrotha earlier this month but he's back at it again. This time he's telling all darkies democrats to get in line.
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Ultimately this boils down to Bernie Bros vs Establishment but it Bob's eyes he sees darkies democrats infighting and he needs to step in like the superior being he is.
I'm sure this has nothing to do with Eclecticbrotha telling Bob to "Get lost, you self righteous piece of shit.".
 
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Just as he pre-emptively declined any offers for sex from Lindsay the Abortion.

You worked for Trump!!! You KILLED people!!!
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If you want to avoid killing people, be like De Blasio of NYC. Every covid death in that shithole country is due to mayonnaise ghouls.
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How can we tell Biden is not a fascist? He chooses women only for his propaganda mill!!!
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Yet Sleepy Joe is a puppet:
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Bobby has no trust for Biden's olive branch; he is incapable of envisaging a person less vengeful than himself.
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AOC:
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If there is one thing that Bobby empathizes with, it is being rejected by a "big club".

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Out of nowhere Bob brought back the brunch nonsense. Twitterites are baffled because they have long forgotten it all.
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Random:
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The Eugenics virus has spread from Bobby to his Angels. "We" are born to be immune to the pernicious influence of MAGA.
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Both Troon #54 and Bobby make a mess in their argument because they confuse morality with ideology: they believe that conservatism and nationalism (as exemplified by MAGA) are set out to hurt people.

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> "I don't want Evangelical Christianity to exist"
> "I am not a fascist whatsoever! Honest!!!!!"

Troon continues to be jealous of the BJG person:
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More drama surrounding that BJG:
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Bobby's idea of a sharp comeback is as alien to me as the mating rituals of troons.

Fake Chink suffers "personal attacks" because people don't like her camwhoring:
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As if it were anyone's job to educate her! People just want to point out she is a white men's whore (which she is). If she gets the message, kudos to her -- but I won't bet on that given her troop of thirsty white knights.

Chris, on the contrary, learns his lesson well so he now offers even more incentives!
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Disingenuous asshole even capitalized it for some reason.

I don't know if any of you remember Bob's spat with eclecticbrotha earlier this month but he's back at it again. This time he's telling all darkies democrats to get in line.
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I'm sure this has nothing to do with Eclecticbrotha telling Bob to "Get lost, you self righteous piece of shit.".

Is the photo that someone asked not to be posted the one of Bob and Lindsay Ellis and is someone Lindsay Ellis? If so, well done all on getting Bob back to tipping for mlady within 2 weeks
 
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