Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I've read this excerpt a dozen times and never noticed the first sentence failure, which is pretty funny considering Bob's pretensions to intellect:

"I was joined by another pair of early birds: a young mother and her two children."

That's three people, Bob. Not a pair.
Maybe he was referring to two groups of people?
Bob, it's easy to write something nobody understands. It's a lot harder to write something everyone understands.
 
I've read this excerpt a dozen times and never noticed the first sentence failure, which is pretty funny considering Bob's pretensions to intellect:

"I was joined by another pair of early birds: a young mother and her two children."

That's three people, Bob. Not a pair.
Here’s a better sentence.

“I was joined by a young mother and her two children.”

Sometimes the most simplest is the best.
 
Gee, Bobby, it's almost like all the democrat politicians overshared shit on social media OF THEIR OWN ACCORD while Republican politicians... keep to themselves.

No wonder this dumbass sucks at reviewing movies. He literally can't comprehend cause and effect.
Plus, you know, don't create a culture that encourages 0 forgiveness and than get mad when it's used on someone you actually like. These are the rules people like you wanted, Bob
 
Reminder it is an almost certainty that Biden will be given the majority of electoral votes TODAY and thus be the president elect, for 2 years and a day.
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"We are war mother fucker and my pellet gun is ready and rearing to mow down those that obsoletes that are holding me back from my goddamned rocket ship!"
 
Reminder it is an almost certainty that Biden will be given the majority of electoral votes TODAY and thus be the president elect, for 2 years and a day.
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"We are war mother fucker and my pellet gun is ready and rearing to mow down those that obsoletes that are holding me back from my goddamned rocket ship!"
Bob, your only use in a war would be being a fuckin meatshield at best.
 
Hey, live-action version of Peter Griffin, you're the fat fuck that shilled 60$ for a crappy Mario game that had 3 shitty ports. Also, thanks for showing your privilege by bringing up sweatshops even though these guys got paid for the extra work and are still gonna get their bonus, but hey not like your blubber ass ever had to work or do research. As for the 2nd tweet, at best you can argue the problem of gaming culture and it's not tied to the gaming industry in any way you backward retard. Now with the posts, I have to ask in what way did they assume this game was gonna be an "anti woke" middle finger when the setting is about a future where you can change your gender or become a fuckin' vampire or furry if you want. In the words of Tim Curry "Where the fuck do you get these people?!"
Implying that working for low wages is the same as slave labour is, to borrow a phrase from my SJW friends, white privilege.
There are no ___ _______, only ___ _______. What's more, unlike lefties who are shamed off the internet, the Obsolete Mayo Ghouls only ever suffer from the consequences of their bigotry.
Which is all very well and good, except Bob doesn't realise that it'll just take one more insult from a woke celebrity to turn him into a mayonnaise ghoul in their eyes.
The thing is, Bob is committing evil (sin of hatred), believing that he's hating "the right things" and thus this makes it an act of good. Wasn't there another passage in the bible, something about woe to anyone calling good "evil" and evil "good"....I'm sure it's out there somewhere :P
There is.
However, this implies Bob has been in church since he was confirmed.
I've read this excerpt a dozen times and never noticed the first sentence failure, which is pretty funny considering Bob's pretensions to intellect:

"I was joined by another pair of early birds: a young mother and her two children."

That's three people, Bob. Not a pair.
He's in the running for the Diane Abbott maths prize.
Plus, you know, don't create a culture that encourages 0 forgiveness and than get mad when it's used on someone you actually like. These are the rules people like you wanted, Bob
To carry on with the theme of quoting the Bible,
”when they sow the wind, they shall reap the whirlwind” - Hosea 8:7.
Nah, that's one human and two clumps of cells.
Touché.

It's funny that when celebrities get knocked up the pro-abortion news sites say that they are carrying a baby as opposed to a ”clump of cells” or a ”fetus”.
Reminder it is an almost certainty that Biden will be given the majority of electoral votes TODAY and thus be the president elect, for 2 years and a day.
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"We are war mother fucker and my pellet gun is ready and rearing to mow down those that obsoletes that are holding me back from my goddamned rocket ship!"
I can list two things wrong with that statement:
1) as per St Thomas Aquinas, the ceremonial law (which I'm assuming is what he's referring to when he talks about quoting Leviticus and includes such things as not wearing clothes made of different fabrics and not eating shellfish) doesn't apply after the birth of Jesus, and to keep those parts of the Mosaic law after the coming of Christ is the same as implying Christ hasn't come, which is blasphemous. However, the moral law (which includes Leviticus 18:22, the verse that forbids homosexuality) is permanent since it is part of the law of nature.
2) yeah, if you want a war, Robert, let me know when you're free and I'll scrap you.
 
Plus, you know, don't create a culture that encourages 0 forgiveness and than get mad when it's used on someone you actually like. These are the rules people like you wanted, Bob
Bob literally believes the rules should not apply to his side. Somewhere on the thread is a capture of him literally saying "these weren't meant to be used against us."
 
Reminder it is an almost certainty that Biden will be given the majority of electoral votes TODAY and thus be the president elect, for 2 years and a day.
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"We are war mother fucker and my pellet gun is ready and rearing to mow down those that obsoletes that are holding me back from my goddamned rocket ship!"
A war? WAR?

Bob. Have a look at this map.
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See those red pins? Those are the nuclear missiles. Shall I overlay a voting map by counties or can you figure it out?

Think a civil war is going to go like the last because you're the "good guys"? Better take a second look and realize how tightly packed the D voting block is.

You better PRAY there isn't a war because starvation from cut off supplies is the BEST you can hope for, Robert.
 
Bob cares not that people are losing everything because he's "fighting for survival in the PLAGUE"
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Some faggot talks about Cyberpunk and it somehow gets back to gamer gate because of course if fucking does
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And here's the kicker
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A 20 year plan?

and if you think that wasn't stupid and self aggrandizing enough, well then you fail to comprehend too
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Nah see - children are each half a human so 2 children = 1 whole human + mother thus 1 pair.

I r smurt
As we know Bob doesn't consider Trump voters to be actual people but now I'm imagining him trying to compromise by saying they should legally be considered only 3/5ths of a person. I can totally imagine his ignorant ass tweeting that completely oblivious to the connotations.
 
A war? WAR?

Bob. Have a look at this map.
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See those red pins? Those are the nuclear missiles. Shall I overlay a voting map by counties or can you figure it out?

Think a civil war is going to go like the last because you're the "good guys"? Better take a second look and realize how tightly packed the D voting block is.

You better PRAY there isn't a war because starvation from cut off supplies is the BEST you can hope for, Robert.
In fairness, a civil war might mean Bob finally gets to go on a diet, so at least one positive thing'd come out of it.
No. It is not OK to be in a relationship where your other half cheats on you. Stop attacking the families which make up our society with this progress-at-all-costs mentality, because your definition of progress seems to involve progressing quickly towards a cliff edge and taking our society's moral values with you.

Oh and by the way, I'm not a gamergater or an SJW and I try to live in ignorance about what exactly happened in the holy autism war, but the way anti-GG'ers act towards the concept that shagging people for positive reviews is bad just makes me think a lot less of them.
 
Oh and by the way, I'm not a gamergater or an SJW and I try to live in ignorance about what exactly happened in the holy autism war, but the way anti-GG'ers act towards the concept that shagging people for positive reviews is bad just makes me think a lot less of them.
Don't worry. No one's into gamergate except stunted shits stuck in 2014.
 
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