Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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He literally has a blockbuster hoody? What the fuck is wrong with this family.
Consumerism.
It's really difficult to oppose Bob on eugenics when his entire degenerate clan is a walking argument in favor of it.
The people who argue for eugenics are almost always people who would be considered subhuman by their own standards.

In the words of an old German joke:
”the true Aryan is as blond as Hitler, as slim as Göring, as tall as Goebbels and as chaste as Röhm.”
 
Is he not aware that COVID is worldwide and no matter how it was handled in the United States he would have had trouble going to Nintendo World this year or whenever? The Tokyo Olympics were postponed for fucks sake.

Little Japanese kids staring in awe at the big fat white man is a hilarious visual though.
 
Is he not aware that COVID is worldwide and no matter how it was handled in the United States he would have had trouble going to Nintendo World this year or whenever? The Tokyo Olympics were postponed for fucks sake.

Little Japanese kids staring in awe at the big fat white man is a hilarious visual though.
Like the mental and emotional infant he is, Robert is not aware of anything other than his own wants and needs and will scream and cry when they are not met.
 
Robert has only left the country once, when forced to attend his sister’s wedding at a tourist resort in Cancún. But he’d have us believe 2020 was the year he was going to leave the basement for Japan. I think he actually believes his own bullshit at this point.
 
Is he not aware that COVID is worldwide and no matter how it was handled in the United States he would have had trouble going to Nintendo World this year or whenever? The Tokyo Olympics were postponed for fucks sake.
He doesn't even realize that "rural" America, which he wants to destroy in his fits of fascistic tard rage, begins 15 miles outside of his city. Do you really expect this fat ghoul to know about things outside the US? This is like all his complaints about how "I can't go out to get drinks with my friends because le orange man bad!!!" despite the fact he never went out to get drinks with friends in the first place...
 
Is he not aware that COVID is worldwide and no matter how it was handled in the United States he would have had trouble going to Nintendo World this year or whenever? The Tokyo Olympics were postponed for fucks sake.

Little Japanese kids staring in awe at the big fat white man is a hilarious visual though.

You gotta wonder how such a committed atheist would react to being constantly mistaken for Buddha.

Wait. Buddha is usually smiling. Point withdrawn.
 
Is he not aware that COVID is worldwide and no matter how it was handled in the United States he would have had trouble going to Nintendo World this year or whenever? The Tokyo Olympics were postponed for fucks sake.

Little Japanese kids staring in awe at the big fat white man is a hilarious visual though.
The U.S. version has been super delayed, due to it supposed to be in Universal Orlando's third new theme park, which has had construction delayed indefinitely. And lets be honest, Bob has shown absolutely no aptitude for international travel, except the one time he went to Cancun and spent it hunched over on his phone.

If we had Hillary to suicide the virus for us, instead of Drumpf, construction workers would already be laying warp pipe in Florida!
 
If we had Hillary to suicide the virus for us, instead of Drumpf, construction workers would already be laying warp pipe in Florida!
I genuinely wonder what would have happened if Hillary won. For starters, I don't think the left of the Dems would have got so much traction so Bob would be able to be a brunch Democrat without fear of judgement.

There'd also be a lot more criticism of Hillary from us on the Kiwi Orchards, so I'd be unsurprised if the dead horse that is ”Gamergate harassment” would be flogged even more.
 
Robert has only left the country once, when forced to attend his sister’s wedding at a tourist resort in Cancún. But he’d have us believe 2020 was the year he was going to leave the basement for Japan. I think he actually believes his own bullshit at this point.
He's probably hoping he can get Chris's family to come with him so he doesn't look like as much of a pedophile.

Though he probably doesn't want to go on a plane because he's worried about being away from twitter for that long.
 
I'm sure Bob thinks that the scientists will find a ton of water (frozen of course) on the moon and be able to melt and use that, and they'll also build bubble domes or whatever and have climate control, heat or cooling as needed, solar panels, whatever they need to keep the inside of the domes/greenhouses hot enough to farm the hydroponic moon wheat. Even I don't think Bob's so exceptional that he believes wheat could grow bare on the moon. :optimistic:
The whole "moon wheat" thing sounds like Bobby got the idea from Heinlen's The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, though I doubt it because Bobby doesn't strike me as a reader.
He doesn't even realize that "rural" America, which he wants to destroy in his fits of fascistic tard rage, begins 15 miles outside of his city. Do you really expect this fat ghoul to know about things outside the US? This is like all his complaints about how "I can't go out to get drinks with my friends because le orange man bad!!!" despite the fact he never went out to get drinks with friends in the first place...
Bob has an extremely parochial and provincial worldview, knowing nothing outside of his immediate area, and viewing everywhere else based on fantasy.
I genuinely wonder what would have happened if Hillary won. For starters, I don't think the left of the Dems would have got so much traction so Bob would be able to be a brunch Democrat without fear of judgement.

There'd also be a lot more criticism of Hillary from us on the Kiwi Orchards, so I'd be unsurprised if the dead horse that is ”Gamergate harassment” would be flogged even more.
I fear the internet censorship machine would've continued it's slow cranking up to digital cyberpunk dystopia. Even though they were defeated, Silicon Valley would've still gone through with their mass deplatforming of "the deplorables," only this time there wouldn't be as much notice or outcry as a Clinton administration would've probably already passed new legislation against "internet harassment" and "hate speech" that would've most likely shut places like this down. That's my worry under a Biden administration.
 
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MAKE WAY MAKE WAY! ASCENDED HUMAN BEING AND INTERNET MOVIE REVIEWER COMING THROUGH! Don't worry m'woke-ladies for I am here to defend your E-honor!
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Wait... do I spy... A DISCARDED BAG OF MCDONALD'S FRENCH FRIES ON THE GROUND OVER THERE?!
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Though he probably doesn't want to go on a plane because he's worried about being away from twitter for that long.
"The mayo ghouls running Japan Airlines said this plane would have free wifi because I'm in the entertainment industry and need Twitter for my job BUT THEY LIED AND THE WIFI IS DOWN!!! I WAS PROMISED CASTLES IN THE SKY WITH WIFI AND DISNEY-MADE HOLODECK SEX CLONES OF LINDSAY ELLIS AND THE RURAL CHRISTOFASCISTS RUNNING JAPAN AIR HAVE RUINED ALL OF IT!!!!!"
-CinemaRobert, to a confused Japanese flight attendant offering him a warm towel
 
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