Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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White people suck, blah blah blah, god such stupidity from this man... let's do the usual and break it down.

1- First let's get to the Coruscant claim. Robert seems to ignore who had to build the Asian Coruscant doesn't he? For such a bleeding heart lefty, he ignores that Chinese construction workers work under slave wages, with a union that doesn't protect them because it is part of CCP, not to mention the facility and exorbitant tax breaks construction has on China, which led to over construction.

In comparison, in New York a guy has to sell his kidney to have a hot dog cart on the streets. And Yet Robert praises these blue state policies.

back to over construction, while the buildings might be Architetural marvels, they are mostly empty. In Dubai, where migrant workers are forbiden to enter unions, about 60 to 80% of their new building haven't been able to reach a satisfactory occupation rate, and so constructions are having a hard time making their money back. in China shit got so bad that there is even a phenomenon of ghost cities: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under-occupied_developments_in_China

So, what the fuck do you want Robert, you either suffocate workers to have your jetsons buildings, or you get to have you tax heavy liberal cities, you can't have both, because the money is going to places that can at least allow the prospect of making money out of these absurdly expensive enterprises.

2- Space shit. I know Robert is being glib with the moon disneyland shit. But here is the thing about space exploration and outer planet colonization

WE DON'T KNOW HOW!!!!

Financial and govermental incentive are super, and new discoveries are being made everyday, but the fundamental of creating a sustainable artificial enviroment outside of earth is still a far fetched objective. Same goes for space exploration. Rockets are great and all, but as far as the need for true capable and practical space travel, it is still rudimentary as shit, and no one has a better solution so far.

What Robert is asking for are such a paradigm shift discoveries that just don't come across by doing "science". Stomping your feet and asking for progress does't work for shit., much less point to a country that is still struggling on how to bring back a moon rock, something the USA and URSS did more than half a century ago.

So fucken chill with the crybaby act Robert. It is histerical the assertion that the west gave up on self-improvement over scientific progress when it comes from a person who made a carrer out of internet videos and after 10 years, still doesn't know how to work a green screen.
 
If you think THAT’s a head scratcher, how about the fact that more than a dozen people here think Robert’s future is bright? “Merry Christmas” is more likely to be an ancient code for “kill trans kids” than either of these outcomes are for Robert:

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It costs something like $1.5 million per pound to send stuff to the Moon. Nobody is spending half a billion to send this fat motherfucker there as much as it would be nice to be rid of him.
Why bother launching this hippopotamus into space when he's so fat that people orbit around him?
 
Farmer Bob. What's he gonna do? He'll bitch and moan there's no tractors in Mars for him. It's easy to think you can terraform and form a colony anywhere when you live in a higher technological level than whatever is out there. But what happens when technology breaks? Can you smelt metal and smith it into any form you want? Do you even solder? You gotta know when to pick up a hoe man. You're a man living with modern conveniences and none of the inconvenience it takes to make it from scratch.
This is what gets me about Blobby he talks about useless people in red states all the time but I can guarantee that those people provide more to society then Bob ever will. Bob's idea of a advanced future is one in which he gets the benefits of an advanced society that he had no hand in building and none of the responsibility of keeping it running.

In a walking dead sort of scenario the only worth that bob would provide is being slow enough to be caught first so that more useful people get away.
 
It costs something like $1.5 million per pound to send stuff to the Moon. Nobody is spending half a billion to send this fat motherfucker there as much as it would be nice to be rid of him.
I dunno... if we started a gofundme here on the farms I think we'd reach it in a week.
 
We need to put him in a room and have him watch Sonic, Pixels, and Dawn of Justice in a row for seventy two hours.
Now see if I was in charge of torturing Bob, I would have him dress up in his mario costume...

And then send a really hot asian girl into the room dressed in a sonic costume who will make clear she'll sleep with him if he'll keep up the role play.
 
Now see if I was in charge of torturing Bob, I would have him dress up in his mario costume...

And then send a really hot asian girl into the room dressed in a sonic costume who will make clear she'll sleep with him if he'll keep up the role play.
He might actually do it, though.
 
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The greatest torture for Bob would be to just lock him in a room with nothing but his own hateful thoughts for stimulation. No Twitter, no human contact, no movies, no TV, no internet, no booze, and no food. Put him on intravenous feeding if you don't want to allow him the merciful release of inevitable yet greatly-delayed death from starvation. Actually, leave him a copy of the Bible. He won't read it, but he'll know that he would have something to occupy his empty mind if only he wasn't so full of resentment, hatred, and arrogance.
 
It's that time of the month again:
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One episode of what exactly? And does anyone give a fuck?

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Bobby and Luke team up agains DCEU fans, because -- excuse me if I parse Bobby's Gordian-knot phraseology wrong -- they aren't "high-spending media-savvy socially-liberal upscale/aspirant women"
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Recall that part of the Consoomer meme:
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Why should men be mad (and suddenly discover Marxism) because women outspend them? Since time immemorial women has held the checkbook to the family and they are expected to outspend men!

Bobby shills Luke's "machine-learning project".
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"Machine learning" sounds grandiose, but just read what Luke says about his brain child:
my project stems from my own personal hobby and my investment in a particular entertainment title which was targeted pre- and especially post-release by angry groups with various ideological positions... since at least 2014 online discussion of mass media (*also politics, etc., but I'm limiting my scope) has become dominated by what are frequently recognized as - but hard to prove to be - semi-organized or limited communities (I don't have the best language for this). This is usually a form of hostility toward the media property (as seen in elements of GG, The Last Jedi backlash, the TLOU2 backlash, and I believe a few other controveries I'm forgetting)...Star Wars The Last Jedi and The Last of Us Part II are both in the all time top sales lists for their respective platforms, but the Internet reaction would indicate they should have been abysmal financial failures.

If we had a way of probabilizing a given post's likelihood of originating in an insular community with some sort of marching orders, companies could use that algorithm to determine who their real customers are and ideally avoid missteps like catering to GG or the TLJ haters...What I aim to do is classify posts (first manually as a training dataset, then algorithmically) as pro-thing, anti-thing, but also organic, insular community, or bot, and then further analysis can be run, including only organic pro-thing and anti-thing.
So what Luke wants is a faux hi-tech front that reassures companies that h8ters are all paid shills. If Luke were at all competent, his algorithm will contain all the bias of its creator, i.e. a mentally ill, chronically suicidal, media-addicted tranny who thinks "representation" justifies all. But Machine Learning!! Science!!! and don't everybody Fucking Loves Science?

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If Warner had Luke's fabulous Machine Learning algorithm, they would have been convinced that the first reviews are from "insular community with some sort of marching orders", not "real customers", and that they should proceed with Justice League.

BTW Bobby's WW84 review is up. 9 minutes.

Bobby on "culture":
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Bobby gives advice about old movies:
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I'm not familiar with any of the films.

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Luke is delusional to think it’s going to get traction for this project by tweeting about it in very slapdash, broad terms. It’s almost as if Luke gets off on being publicly humiliated, because ridicule is all that “proposal” could be expected to attract. Except, of course, from know-nothing Robert who “fucking LOVES science” and has no idea what he’s talking about.
 
Bobby shills Luke's "machine-learning project".
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"Machine learning" sounds grandiose, but just read what Luke says about his brain child:

So what Luke wants is a faux hi-tech front that reassures companies that h8ters are all paid shills. If Luke were at all competent, his algorithm will contain all the bias of its creator, i.e. a mentally ill, chronically suicidal, media-addicted tranny who thinks "representation" justifies all. But Machine Learning!! Science!!! and don't everybody Fucking Loves Science?
"EXTREMELY impressive implications" unless of course that it's just gibberish.
 
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