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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's because these studies are ridiculously retarded in that they determine food insecurity by asking "are you or have you been hungry in the last x days?"
That, or "Have you skipped a meal in the last x days?"
So if you've overslept and had to rush to the office without breakfast, or you've found your fridge empty because you forgot to go grocery shopping: "Food insecurity".
 
That, or "Have you skipped a meal in the last x days?"
So if you've overslept and had to rush to the office without breakfast, or you've found your fridge empty because you forgot to go grocery shopping: "Food insecurity".
Anybody going without food in the US is either being abused or an actual retard. Poor people in the US are fat. Mcdonald's is cheap, there's dollar stores everywhere, there's a million charities and food banks, and there's the government gibs that never go away.
 
Saw this while trawling through gimmick /pol/ trek twitter. Thought it might give some nibbas here a chuckle
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God, I would pity Counselor Troi if she was in the same room as Bob. Barclay was a socially awkward doofus, but largely harmless and competent at his job. Bob is like Armus from the first season of TNG in solid and (marginally) humanoid form.
 
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Yeah, but he doesn't bang that drum quite as much as you'd think.

I think he's just self-aware enough to know about the fedora atheist stereotype, so he doesn't make being an atheist his entire personality, unlike somebody like Amazing Atheist, or Lucas Werner.

He really only brings it up when talking government policy.
"Ahkshewally, friendo, it's a trilby, not a fedora."
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He thinks the Church is for mayo ghouls, so no.
That's a shame. I actually saw a guy who looked a lot like Bob at Mass on Thursday; not overly blessed by genetics, but he turned up a few pews ahead, with a wife or longtime partner and a couple of kids. I wonder if Bob would consider returning to the mayo ghoul ways of doing things if he thought he had a chance at a trad waifu?

Poor people in the US are fat. Mcdonald's is cheap, there's dollar stores everywhere, there's a million charities and food banks, and there's the government gibs that never go away.
Seconding this. I don't doubt there are some families struggling to put food on the table at all, but as a rule of thumb, diabetes and morbid obesity have become diseases of the poor.
 
Imagine being Bob and have such a narrow, simplistic and shallow view of the world that you describe one of the most major events of western civilization in dumb online pop culture terms. The man's entire world is a few tweets and memes.
Bob and Ian "I've seen enough Marvel movies to know how mobs react to unarmed people they're mad at" Vaush were made for each other. How long until they renounce their heterosexuality and start a clan of gay and especially ugly ogres?
 
It's because these studies are ridiculously retarded in that they determine food insecurity by asking "are you or have you been hungry in the last x days?"

It only seems retarded when you're not in on the grift. Most "studies" are designed to find evidence to support the agenda of whoever's funding the study.

There's a huge class of people for whom things like "poverty", "racism" or the "climate crisis" aren't actual problems to be solved, but permanent moral panics they have no intention of ever declaring over, because there's no jobs, funding or power in telling people things aren't that bad.
 
It only seems retarded when you're not in on the grift. Most "studies" are designed to find evidence to support the agenda of whoever's funding the study.

There's a huge class of people for whom things like "poverty", "racism" or the "climate crisis" aren't actual problems to be solved, but permanent moral panics they have no intention of ever declaring over, because there's no jobs, funding or power in telling people things aren't that bad.
Oh I know. Sometimes I might take knowing it for granted and not remember that most people don't see things like that. Most people are NPCs and there's no convincing, so it's just easier to say a study is misleading.
 
Then try and meet possible goals instead of throwing money at stuff because of what, as I keep saying, is basically an international dick-measuring contest.
It was a sublimation of a Cold War that was rapidly moving towards being a nuclear war with a harmless competition that in addition to defusing tensions, also led to innumerable scientific discoveries. The amount we have ever spent on space is an absolute pittance compared to its benefits.
 
That's a shame. I actually saw a guy who looked a lot like Bob at Mass on Thursday; not overly blessed by genetics, but he turned up a few pews ahead, with a wife or longtime partner and a couple of kids. I wonder if Bob would consider returning to the mayo ghoul ways of doing things if he thought he had a chance at a trad waifu?

I remember that American Bob video where he said that traditional relationships are all based on lies.

It depends on whether he really believes that, or it's just frustrated incel talk to make himself feel better.
 
I remember that American Bob video where he said that traditional relationships are all based on lies.

It depends on whether he really believes that, or it's just frustrated incel talk to make himself feel better.
Its all him coping with the fact he has never had a girlfriend and never will. Hes the kid who always made excuses why he wasn't going to the dance because no one invited him. He wants to be accepted by the cool kids so he comes up with ridiculous ideas to explain to himself that even though he only met Lindsay Ellis once or twice and she barley responded to his thirsty tweets, somehow those two were the best of friends and intellectual equals. In reality hes an incel creeping on the "right" women and "women" who acts out his rage at never getting laid against conservative women on Twitter.
 
I think there is a major misunderstanding what the space force (the start of all this muh poverty sperging) is actually for. They aren't NASA, they aren't there to conduct scientific research and bring back samples. They are a branch of the military fulfilling a function the airforce was since 1982 until it was split off (Wiki article). This wasn't some new Trump idea of what the military should be doing, this was creating a new branch to cover what the military was already covering.

They exist because ASAT weapons exist (Wiki article). If an enemy nation can knock out all your positioning and communications satellites in the first stages of a conflict they have a significant advantage. There are international treaties against putting weapons in space just incase but if you're already at war shooting other peoples satellites out of orbit is all gravy. Space force is tasked with both America's ASAT development and deployment planning as well as defence from other nation's ASAT weaponry.
 
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Its all him coping with the fact he has never had a girlfriend and never will. Hes the kid who always made excuses why he wasn't going to the dance because no one invited him. He wants to be accepted by the cool kids so he comes up with ridiculous ideas to explain to himself that even though he only met Lindsay Ellis once or twice and she barley responded to his thirsty tweets, somehow those two were the best of friends and intellectual equals. In reality hes an incel creeping on the "right" women and "women" who acts out his rage at never getting laid against conservative women on Twitter.
He can’t reproduce though, that’s the problem.
 
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