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He makes the late Tomás de Torquemada seem like a model of clemency.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Ironically, Bob would consider Torquemada a filthy superstitious God-botherer, while he's just as cruel and narrow-minded. Shit, at least the Inquisition believed in some kind of redemption, even if it required death.
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Just FYI to further muddy the issue but if you watch the whole bodycam vid Floyd is saying he can't breathe while they're trying to put him in the car.
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Both of the autopsies are comically inconsistent; the Floyd family's private one pointing to asphyxiation is directly contradicted by the official one and the official one points to an unidentified "injury" from being subdued that "complicated" his heart failing.
If I were a defense attorney I would have a full erection during those examinations/cross examinations.
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Bobby has hidden wounds, much more than what he would share in public.
Put your Fake News away and listen to Award-winning journalist Zack Davisson, like Bobby does.
(By "Award" I mean the Eisner Award)
The Chicago Tribune article Davisson linked to says the prep's motive remained unclear.
Well Pompeo and Mike also "stimulated" your brother...
A new year, a new name for Socialism:
Oh, and lest we forget his moniker is "MovieBob":
More Azn-made sci-fi kung-fu B-flick for your elite tastes:
ditto
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Critical Drinker drinks less than Bob
Didn't know LGR has Halloween clones now
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I'm glad Bob had a terrible year. I can only hope his 2021 is just as bad. Fuck you, Bob. And fuck your caveman brother too.
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Did he finally lose the foot??!?!
Nah, I'm sure he's just mewling about being all sad and mopey again. For such a loudmouth tough guy, he sure is a whiny little pussy.
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Robert is Robert. Even if he gets his dream of the Dems getting control over everything, his life will continue to be miserable because he is fat and fucking uselss.
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They'd be in full power, NASA has an unlimited budget, Disney bought DC for a Justice League/Avengers/Harry Potter crossover showed with each episode costing $100 million, and Middle America is being removed so everyone lives on the coast... and despite all this, he'd be sad.
But he won't acknowledge it's because he's unfulfilled personally, he'll just blame it on something else.
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Everything I cam find also comes to the unclear motive conclusion too. I dug into this one pretty deeply because this is the sort of thing that really intrigues me, when someone does something where the motive both isn't obvious and I can't really work out a good guess.Put your Fake News away and listen to Award-winning journalist Zack Davisson, like Bobby does.
(By "Award" I mean the Eisner Award)
The Chicago Tribune article Davisson linked to says the prep's motive remained unclear.
If this "making the vaccine look like it doesn't work" was the motive then still I have to ask why? What would the end game be to convincing people of that? If that was the motive then wouldn't that put the guy on the same side as Bob and co in trying to scare people into perma-shutdown?
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He'd rage at the fact that he would be last in line to go to the moon and get that precious moon wheat and he'd be even angrier at the fact that people would make fun of him over it. His waifus would also still want nothing to do with him.
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Just gonna skip the politisperging and coofsperging and focus on what is theoretically Blobbo's career:
Bob will also be disappointed to find out how the "1 vs. 400" (not 500 you fat retard, it's even on the poster) plays out. Again, this is secondhand, but it's basically just groups of 20-40 people attacking, with most of them just kinda standing back as they run into the MC one at a time. And whenever someone gets killed, they just stumble out of frame, partly so they're out of the way and partly so that they can reuse them quickly. So instead of having a bunch of corpses lying around, they just...disappear. The only ones that stick around are the last few of a group.
So yeah, seems like yet another movie that's trying to score some cheap points by going the "oh wow it's all done in one take" thing (and if Adam's right, there was even an obvious cut in the middle of the movie so they might have just lied about it entirely). I guess as long as it keeps working on simpletons like Bobby, hack filmmakers will keep doing it.
(Let me take a moment to say that I have some respect for any filmmakers that do long scenes--or even a whole movie--in one take. Even if they're not done especially well, I'll at least give a point for effort. But there seem to be an increasing number of examples of movies that throw in a scene where it's all shot in one take, either because the filmmaker wants to show off or they want to trick reviewers into thinking their films are actually better than they are. I mean, fuck, The Bye Bye Man had a one-take opening scene, and that movie is a dumpster fire. Basically, I'm not gonna gush over a film solely because they did a one-take thing. If the movie's bad, no gimmick will make it good.)
For the second one, Skyline is one of the worst movies I've ever had the displeasure of paying full price to see in theaters. It was ridiculously stupid and utterly boring, and certainly nothing I'd ever want to see more of; I audibly guffawed at the sequel hook in the end. Honestly, it wouldn't take much for a sequel to be better because of how low the bar was set, so I wouldn't be surprised if either sequel was. But "fucking awesome" (who are you censoring for, Bob?)? Please, Bob, get some fucking standards. It's a cheapo alien invasion movie. I swear, all you'd have to do is film some jingling keys and Bob would declare it the best movie of the year.
For the first one, I have not seen Crazy Samurai Musashi, but from Adam/YMS's quick review, the movie is...pretty awful (he deemed it the worst movie he saw from the festival). Once you get past the gimmick of "oh wow it's all done in one take," the actual film is apparently pretty amateurish. Cinematography is bad, sound is loud and obnoxious, the blood spatters are all CGI, and the fighting--basically what they're hinging their entire movie on--is laughably awful ("some LARPer pretending to swordfight the worst video game NPCs of all time").
Bob will also be disappointed to find out how the "1 vs. 400" (not 500 you fat retard, it's even on the poster) plays out. Again, this is secondhand, but it's basically just groups of 20-40 people attacking, with most of them just kinda standing back as they run into the MC one at a time. And whenever someone gets killed, they just stumble out of frame, partly so they're out of the way and partly so that they can reuse them quickly. So instead of having a bunch of corpses lying around, they just...disappear. The only ones that stick around are the last few of a group.
So yeah, seems like yet another movie that's trying to score some cheap points by going the "oh wow it's all done in one take" thing (and if Adam's right, there was even an obvious cut in the middle of the movie so they might have just lied about it entirely). I guess as long as it keeps working on simpletons like Bobby, hack filmmakers will keep doing it.
(Let me take a moment to say that I have some respect for any filmmakers that do long scenes--or even a whole movie--in one take. Even if they're not done especially well, I'll at least give a point for effort. But there seem to be an increasing number of examples of movies that throw in a scene where it's all shot in one take, either because the filmmaker wants to show off or they want to trick reviewers into thinking their films are actually better than they are. I mean, fuck, The Bye Bye Man had a one-take opening scene, and that movie is a dumpster fire. Basically, I'm not gonna gush over a film solely because they did a one-take thing. If the movie's bad, no gimmick will make it good.)
For the second one, Skyline is one of the worst movies I've ever had the displeasure of paying full price to see in theaters. It was ridiculously stupid and utterly boring, and certainly nothing I'd ever want to see more of; I audibly guffawed at the sequel hook in the end. Honestly, it wouldn't take much for a sequel to be better because of how low the bar was set, so I wouldn't be surprised if either sequel was. But "fucking awesome" (who are you censoring for, Bob?)? Please, Bob, get some fucking standards. It's a cheapo alien invasion movie. I swear, all you'd have to do is film some jingling keys and Bob would declare it the best movie of the year.
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Bobby has hidden wounds, much more than what he would share in public.
So I was right. He rather die screaming in silence than allow his enemies to see him suffer. That kind of stuff is why you'll never be happy, Chipman. It took a lot from you because unlike others which were a tragedy, and unforeseen circumstances. Yours was a mountain of shit finally coming to claim the check. And when it did happen, you didn't learn. You blamed others for your shit, or flat out ignored the reason why they hated you in the first place!
This all, but confirms he was furious about the Escapist firing, and even more furious that Ellis nuked his ass openly. Good job, Bob. Hope 2021 doesn't cut you some slack, you fat bastard
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To expand on this point: Bob's entire reason for living is to passively take in media and then talk about it on YouTube where there are hundreds, if not, thousands of people with more talent than him. Look at how he gets an erection when the subject of James Gunn comes up. Bob had and, I suspect, still has aspirations of becoming a director with a similar career trajectory. However, let's look at the facts--Gunn had been a screen writer since his twenties and apprenticed for Lloyd Kaufman by his thirties. Bob will be turning forty in a few months and he is no closer to replicating Gunn's success. That window of opportunity closes faster as he gets older (and fatter) and it's obvious to anyone with a functioning synapse that those dreams will never come to pass.
However, it's not some mayonnaise ghoul that robbed him of the success he so fervently believes that he's entitled to. No, Bob never left the safety of his beloved Boston to go chase those opportunities he wishes he had. Boston can be a hotspot for innovation, sure. His slobbering over Boston Dynamics shows that there are some interesting developments there. The city itself is a cultural backwater because Los Angeles, New York City, Vancouver, and hell, TORONTO are centres of film production. Had he left the cradle and put an honest effort into looking for opportunities he would not be where he is today: a bitter, broken man who is in denial over the fact that his best years are behind him. All he has now is his ceaseless sperg-outs on Twitter to make him feel like he's bigger than he really is--even after his waifu BTFOed him in the most humiliating way possible.
If I we in Bob's position I probably would hung myself in my closet from the existential despair.
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The "mayonnaise ghouls" he loathes so much have families who love them, meaningful lives, and something to look forward to. Bob is loathed even by the people he has spent his entire life sucking up to desperately in the hopes of even the tiniest crumb of attention. Still, he thirstily retweets his social justice waifus as if they feel anything for him, other than mild disgust on the rare occasions they even notice him. They can get chads if they want and if they don't, any number of bearded beta cucks who are not physically repulsive like Bob.
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Don't forget Georgia. How many Marvel movies end with "Made in Georgia?" If he has swallowed his pride, he might be the one writing the Marvel movies. Hell, he could be making millions of views on YouTube if he'd simply kept up with the times.
Bob, Chris-chan, and a lot of other cows will turn 40 this year. Even though they all failed at life, they have achieved an odd sort of success- thanks to our chronicling, they stand as memorials of how not to live your life. Their failures will inspire others to better themselves, lest they end up with a Kiwi Farms thread chronicling how they failed.
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He never wanted to take the chance because he’s afraid of failure. And now, he has lost that chance.
And since this is 2021, Bob is going to be forty in a month and his future isn’t looking great because of the following:
- No longer employed because he got fired twice from the same online website.
- YouTube channel is seeing slow and steady declines in subscriptions.
- Has been sexless.
- Lives in a basement.
- Might have to see movies in theaters for a short duration now once they reopen.
- Will do nothing about his diabetes, even if Biden comes to the rescue for Obamacare.
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Anyone who reply anything to him besides "Shut up Bob!" is wasting time and he doesn't deserve anything else
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