Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

PETA declares war!
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See, instead they should have posted a photo of some fat bastard and have it say "Got autism? Stop eating at McDonalds you fat fuck."

 

[Christ4President2024]

God delivered democrats a double victory tonight specifically because he likes moviebob. Haters BTFO

#bobgang #superiorfuture

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m listening to Chris and Robert’s podcast from yesterday at 2x speed and boy is it boring. Of course it opens with sperging about how wonderful it is that we won’t have a “fascist president” in 15 days. These two are nothing if not predictable.

Then Robert orders everyone to get “the” COVID vaccine. He adds that he doesn’t care what the side effects are, he’s taking it. Since Robert knows he’ll never marry or copulate with a biological woman, sterility is not a concern.

After that they blather about Batman, lose their shit over Zack Snyder while insisting they don’t have a problem with him, etc. Hard to believe more people aren’t willing to pay for this five-star content.

 

[Christ4President2024]

I’m listening to Chris and Robert’s podcast from yesterday at 2x speed and boy is it boring. Of course it opens with sperging about how wonderful it is that we won’t have a “fascist president” in 15 days. These two are nothing if not predictable.

Then Robert orders everyone to get “the” COVID vaccine. He adds that he doesn’t care what the side effects are, he’s taking it. Since Robert knows he’ll never marry or copulate with a biological woman, sterility is not a concern.

After that they blather about Batman, lose their shit over Zack Snyder while insisting they don’t have a problem with him, etc. Hard to believe more people aren’t willing to pay for this five-star content.

Imagine listening to moviebobs podcast, then discussing moviebob with a moviebob profile pic

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m too lazy to do an exact count and I bailed less than halfway through, but Robert said “I knew that,” “I know,” “I’m aware,” etc. through clenched teeth multiple times during the 45 minutes I let this yawnfest run in the background. I’d be shocked if anyone listens to it for any reason other than to laugh at these two dipshits.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It was a stupid meme started by another overwheight lolcow, Vaush

I don't think the Twitter socialist are taking it seriously

Lolcows follow each other.

He likes Birds of Prey for an obvious reason. No, make that two obvious reasons, the second being that the shemales and females Bob follows like it.

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Another Tangent coming up. You are forewarned.

PETA declares war!
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Your daily recommended dose of "undesirables must be dead":
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Bobby distinguishes ecofascists, who wants the whole humanity dead, with regular fascists like himself.
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Believers should be "deprived":
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You even believe the NYT bro? What a believer you are!

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Tulsi Gabbard points out the gender retardation among the Dems and upholds Title IX. This woman -- excuse me, this gender-nonspecific individual -- must be disempowered.
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Bobby is itching for conflicts, because he is sure that his side of Superior Future will obliterate the obsolete, with SCIENCE!!!
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Georgia. Bobby doesn't believe in checks and balances.
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What does the Civil Rights Act has anything to do with capitalist oppression? I don't know because I didn't graduate from the U of Hollywood.
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ArchiBob:
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I mean, surely every Cultural Elite knows what class is?
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WW84. Troon postulates that WW84 is a glorified chick flick, where the emotional drama is about a girl not getting her guy:
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Rowan Atkinson. Britbongs may inform me but what I remember is that Atkinson is very private in real life and does not run his mouth like an attention whore.
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MCU apologism:
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Bobby retweets himself over something irrelevant. This is about a new "trailer" of something something Star Wars, an .swf-like presentation with camera panning over still drawings (What should we call these now that Adobe Flash is no more?)
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Bob is still not over Peter Coffin. Bob will never be over Peter Coffin:
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Bobby's Angels. Gobbledygook with Luke.
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What the hell is this "cinematic masterpiece" anyway? Derek Jarman?

1) PETA are being tards again? What a surprise.
2) how is it even possible to criticise ecofascism and, in the same breath, say that the gene pool should be ”cleared out”?
3) Nero could not wipe out our Church. Nor could the Arab conquerors, nor could the pagans, nor could the Protestants and nor could the Communists. What makes Roberto think he can succeed?

Furthermore, if Bobby and his ilk had any level of integrity, they would have been calling out the Burn Loot Murder rallies for being superspreader events over the summer.

On that note, here's a fun game. Look at how the media described anti-lockdown protesters who had guns, and look at how that same media described the National Firearms Accident Coalition rallies.

God

Richard Dawkins, surely?

 

[Koby_Fish]

I'm guessing that his sleep quality is terrible. He probably wakes in the middle of the night with vaguely constricted breathing that won't let him sleep and won't clear while he lies down, causing him to get up. (Mold can do that.) And since he only plans to be up for a few minutes, he makes "a normal amount of tweets for an average sized person". This is a mistake, since the blue component of the light of the screen will wake him up, and so will getting mad about being exposed to people mocking him or disagreeing with him.

Do we have any evidence that he ever read comics? We know that he played Super Mario 3 at least because his autistic book, and doubtless some other Mario games, but I don't remember him providing any evidence that he actually read even a single actual comic, once.

Autism. Literally. And/or Borderline Personality Disorder.

I will guaran-fucking-goddamn-tee you that Bob has (likely undiagnosed and unremediated) sleep apnea. As in, this motherfucker stops breathing many times a night, which is why his sleep is shit. Mold probably doesn't help, but if he got a CPAP machine, the filter would take care of that. He needs to get himself to a sleep clinic via his doctor, like, YESTERDAY.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

What on earth is Bob going to do when 2024 rolls around and, despite controlling two of the three branches of government, the Democrats still won't give him a robot body or a spaceship?

 

[Chad Holdenford]

What on earth is Bob going to do when 2024 rolls around and, despite controlling two of the three branches of government, the Democrats still won't give him a robot body or a spaceship?

Bitch louder about the conservatards, the MAGA chuds, the mayo ghouls, you know the drill.
It's never the fault of the side he picked. It's the others who are keeping him stuck in his pigsty.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What on earth is Bob going to do when 2024 rolls around and, despite controlling two of the three branches of government, the Democrats still won't give him a robot body or a spaceship?

That implies the Democrats won't lose either the House or the Senate in 2022, or that the left of the Dems doesn't decide to form its own party.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I believe that he would have picked up and read a comic at least once in his lifetime, but the likelihood that he was a regular reader is infinitesimal. His pretensions of being an authority on DC and Marvel are one of the things about him that piss me off the most. As much as I despise gatekeeping, I will not hesitate in calling Bob a fake fan because he has no respect for the house that Stan, Jack, and Steve built. Much like the phonies that pollute the industry and fandom, he only gushes over Marvel because of the MCU's popularity with the normies and superimposes his absurd belief system on the characters. Hell, it is people like him that make embarrassed to admit that I liked Marvel.

There is one thing I will gladly hold over his malformed, potato-like head. At least I got to be in the presence of Stan Lee and had a photo taken with him. Grant, I paid eighty bucks for the privilege, I was closer to him than Bob ever had been.

Hell, Bob actually mocks people for even caring about the comics at this point.

He thinks the MCU has supplanted them.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That implies the Democrats won't lose either the House or the Senate in 2022, or that the left of the Dems doesn't decide to form its own party.

Bob's such an uneducated swine that he doesn't know Ted Wheeler, the mayor of Portland (which was fucked over by Antifa during the summer) barely survived a challenge from an Antifa candidate. Yes, you read that right: Antifa ran its own candidate against Wheeler, and nearly won (which would explain why he's angry at them, but that's another story.) The Left ginned up colossal amounts of hatred towards The Others (Republicans, Christians, God-Emperor Trump, and everyone to the right of Marx), but as they slowly weed The Others out, what direction do they have to point their hatred? The modern Left is literally predicated on hating something, and that hate will turn inward- sooner or later (hopefully sooner).
I don't see the Republicans winning the House or the Senate. I do see a dumpster fire in the making. Let's grab some popcorn and watch; it's what Kiwis do best.

Hell, Bob actually mocks people for even caring about the comics at this point.

He thinks the MCU has supplanted them.

Tell that to Ethan van Sciver and his 2 million+ dollars (on 3 books alone, mind you.) Comicsgate is a spergout, make no mistake, but if you can navigate it, it's a profitable one.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Hell, Bob actually mocks people for even caring about the comics at this point.

He thinks the MCU has supplanted them.

Which just shows he's completely ignorant, because the only reason the MCU is popular is because of the comics.

Bob's such an uncultured swine that he doesn't know Ted Wheeler, the mayor of Portland (which was fucked over by Antifa during the summer) barely survived a challenge from an Antifa candidate. Yes, you read that right: Antifa ran its own candidate against Wheeler, and nearly won (which would explain why he's angry at them, but that's another story.) The Left ginned up colossal amounts of hatred towards The Others (Republicans, Christians, God-Emperor Trump, and everyone to the right of Marx), but as they slowly weed The Others out, what direction do they have to point their hatred? The modern Left is literally predicated on hating something, and that hate will turn inward- sooner or later (hopefully sooner).
I don't see the Republicans winning the House or the Senate. I do see a dumpster fire in the making. Let's grab some popcorn and watch; it's what Kiwis do best.

Exactly. I look forward to watching the shitshow that'll happen when Biden kicks the bucket or gets 25th Amendmented out.

As for the Portland Antifa candidate, it's telling that she's best known for wearing a skirt with pictures of Chairman Mao and Stalin on it.

 

[Meriasek]

I will guaran-fucking-goddamn-tee you that Bob has (likely undiagnosed and unremediated) sleep apnea. As in, this motherfucker stops breathing many times a night, which is why his sleep is shit. Mold probably doesn't help, but if he got a CPAP machine, the filter would take care of that. He needs to get himself to a sleep clinic via his doctor, like, YESTERDAY.

It doesn't help that he's probably drinking a lot, trying to fall asleep faster.
How would he even notice sleep apnoe besides shitty sleep quality? He's a lonely fat fuck who will never have a person sleeping besides him to tell him "You gotta check that out, you often choke during the night".
Will he even make it to 60 years old? People like him tend to be remarkably stubborn when it comes to surviving, but mental health is important, and Bob's constant seething will kill him soon.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I’m too lazy to do an exact count and I bailed less than halfway through, but Robert said “I knew that,” “I know,” “I’m aware,” etc. through clenched teeth multiple times during the 45 minutes I let this yawnfest run in the background. I’d be shocked if anyone listens to it for any reason other than to laugh at these two dipshits.

I might give it a go. I mean, i need background noise while i play Rimworld

 

[Neko GF]

Superior Future™ sperging:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1346785228703092738 (Archive)

So what will Robert's reaction be when most of this shit doesn't happen by the midterms?

 

[The tired cat]

Rejoin Paris? The flying fuck does that mean you walking piece of Hagis?

 

[Neko GF]

Rejoin Paris? The flying fuck does that mean you walking piece of Hagis?

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the worthless Paris Climate Change Agreement- politicians twiddling their thumbs and ultimately doing nothing, just like every other UN project.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

It doesn't help that he's probably drinking a lot, trying to fall asleep faster.
How would he even notice sleep apnoe besides shitty sleep quality? He's a lonely fat fuck who will never have a person sleeping besides him to tell him "You gotta check that out, you often choke during the night".
Will he even make it to 60 years old? People like him tend to be remarkably stubborn when it comes to surviving, but mental health is important, and Bob's constant seething will kill him soon.

If Bob ever goes three or four days in a row without tweeting someone needs to check in on him. Because he's probably lying there dead in his bed, covered by a zebra-print comforter and surrounded by the detritus of his sadly lived life. I wonder just how filthy his hobbit hole is? I think the can hoard collection is the tip of the iceberg, myself. His kitchen and bedroom and living room are probably full of fast food wrappers, empty soda bottles (some may be filled with his piss), used kleenex, and dirty tableware.

Lol, I just thought of something: When Bob dies, who's going to get his stuff? The electronics are probably the only thing he owns that anyone would ever want. All of his nerd-pop trash like his posters will get tossed, of course. Same with his furniture. I sure hope Chris checks Bob's computer before he lets his retard kids use it, I'm sure it's full of horrifying content.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Superior Future™ sperging:

1) Manchin has already said he won't vote for that, and it's probably unconstitutional.
2) that's unconstitutional.
3) fine, but I'm a bit suspicious that the only reason you want to give the Puerto Ricans statehood is because you think they'll vote Democrat.
4) cool, who will you replace them with because you still need to deal with customs and immigration?
5) that would require a constitutional amendment which won't happen, because the Dems don't have 38 state legislatures.
6) why? The parts of the wall which have already been built aren't hurting anyone.
7) hope you enjoy your neighbourhood turning into Mogadishu on a Friday night then.
I have nothing against global policy on climate so long as China and India are part of that policy and cut emissions at the same rate as the West.
9) Tenth Amendment says ”suck my dick”.
10) what do you even mean by that?
11) have you even read the proposals or are you just talking about them because you've convimced yourself AOC'll fuck you if you say the right things?

Rejoin Paris? The flying fuck does that mean you walking piece of Hagis?

The Paris agreement on climate change.

As I said, I believe climate change does exist and I believe it is a crisis, but we have to solve this crisis as a planet and unless China and India cut down on emissions along with the West, any climate agreements aren't worth the paper they're written on.

I'm sure it's full of horrifying content.

The words ”deepfakes” and ”Lindsay Ellis” come to mind.