Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[StraightShooter2]

So Bob is officially an incel right?

*He's obviously celebate

*It isn't voluntary, it's because girls who he borderline stalks on social media are creeped out by him

Seems like the spitting definition.

 

[make_it_so]

So Bob is officially an incel right?

*He's obviously celebate

*It isn't voluntary, it's because girls who he borderline stalks on social media are creeped out by him

Seems like the spitting definition.

Bob doesn't share the frothing hatred for women that incels have, with the exception of Republican women.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Bob doesn't share the frothing hatred for women that incels have, with the exception of Republican women.

Or he just keeps it in the closet.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Trump being gone is still not enough, the fact that he and his supporters are still breathing the same air as bob fills him with rage.

The biden Dementia articles are starting to come out, I figure he's going to still be mad when harris is sworn in 6 months from now.

That's because it's never enough for Bob's side to win, the other side has to lose and, more importantly, be punished. Bob's the kind of asshole who watches a football game and celebrates when someone on the other team gets a severe injury.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

So Bob is officially an incel right?

*He's obviously celebate

*It isn't voluntary, it's because girls who he borderline stalks on social media are creeped out by him

Seems like the spitting definition.

To be brutally frank, I see a chance that Movie Blob goes full Alek Minassian in the next few years. Ofc, not at the scale of what Minassian did but I truly can imagine Blob going full retard and blow his brain to his rooms ceiling via Mossberg 870.

 

[LightShow]

Or he just keeps it in the closet.

Yeah, Bob is a classic fedora gentleman incel. I wouldn't say that his regular outspoken expressions of feminism are entirely genuine, though I don't mean to throw accusations. I've followed him for awhile now, and the patterns of rage and performative wokeness do not paint a picture of a genuine person.

 

[StraightShooter2]

To be brutally frank, I see a chance that Movie Blob goes full Alek Minassian in the next few years. Ofc, not at the scale of what Minassian did but I truly can imagine Blob going full retard and blow his brain to his rooms ceiling via Mossberg 870.

Maybe he'll just get a Princess Peach body pillow.

Yeah, Bob is a classic fedora gentleman incel. I wouldn't say that his regular outspoken expressions of feminism are entirely genuine, though I don't mean to throw accusations. I've followed him for awhile now, and the patterns of rage and performative wokeness do not paint a picture of a genuine person.

Someone should try messaging Anita Sarkeesian and see if he is as creeped out by him as that other girl is.

(Fun fact, Anita used to work for a marketing company related to the PUA industry prior to the more recent feminism/gaming critic stuff; I think she's basically a careercow who follows the money bandwagon; she's also another huge magnet for spergs across the political spectrum).

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Maybe he'll just get a Princess Peach body pillow.

Blob would bukakke that pillow so much it will stand on its own after less than a week.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Instead of channeling his rage at women like other incels, Bob channels his rage at those "white meathead jocks" who were banging all the girls in HS that wouldn't give him the time of day.

He somehow also identifies them as the "white working class" or whatever nonsense term he uses (when in reality a lot of them probably have a higher IQ and went on to get better jobs than him to begin with; even "tech" billionares like Elon Musk lift weights and play sports and don't let themselves degrade into fat mush like Bob does).

Basically he imagines himself as Calvin from "Calvin and Hobbes", and all of those "white jocks/working class" as Moe the bully.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Instead of channeling his rage at women like other incels, Bob channels his rage at those "white meathead jocks" who were banging all the girls in HS that wouldn't give him the time of day.

He somehow also identifies them as the "white working class" or whatever nonsense term he uses (when in reality a lot of them probably have a higher IQ and went on to get better jobs than him to begin with).

Basically he imagines himself as Calvin from "Calvin and Hobbes", and all of those "white jocks/working class" as Moe the bully.

It's incredibly ironic because the negative stereotype of a Trump fanatic is a middle aged fat pasty loser, which is a perfect description of Bob, while most sports leagues are stereotypically vaguely left leaning (at least with regards to BLM). I'm wondering if all his endless ranting is just projection of the fact he's basically white trash.

 

[instythot]

Instead of channeling his rage at women like other incels, Bob channels his rage at those "white meathead jocks" who were banging all the girls in HS that wouldn't give him the time of day.

He somehow also identifies them as the "white working class" or whatever nonsense term he uses (when in reality a lot of them probably have a higher IQ and went on to get better jobs than him to begin with).

Basically he imagines himself as Calvin from "Calvin and Hobbes", and all of those "white jocks/working class" as Moe the bully.

How Bob must seethe when a plumber comes into his basement suite to do emergency work to protect his collection of Mario paraphernalia without a single suspicious stain, and the plumber answers his cell phone to say "yes, honey, I'd love a pot roast for dinner. You're the best, love you"

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Instead of channeling his rage at women like other incels, Bob channels his rage at those "white meathead jocks" who were banging all the girls in HS that wouldn't give him the time of day.

He somehow also identifies them as the "white working class" or whatever nonsense term he uses (when in reality a lot of them probably have a higher IQ and went on to get better jobs than him to begin with).

Basically he imagines himself as Calvin from "Calvin and Hobbes", and all of those "white jocks/working class" as Moe the bully.

I think that most of these Incels would have sex and some sort of relationship with women when these idiots just would lower their unrealistic expectations.
Yeah, Blob is a fucking arrogant piece of shit, contray to him working class folk mostly has a job and does something usefull with their lives.
I rather spend time with working class folks in a dive bar than with wannabe intellectuals like Blob.

How Bob must seethe when a plumber comes into his basement suite to do emergency work to protect his collection of Mario paraphernalia without a single suspicious stain, and the plumber answers his cell phone to say "yes, honey, I'd love a pot roast for dinner. You're the best, love you"

Just imagine the grudge of Blob knowing that the (presumably) trade schooled plumber makes about a fucking metric ton more annually than Blob ever will.
Seethe harder, Blob, seethe harder.

 

[make_it_so]

Just imagine the grudge of Blob knowing that the (presumably) trade schooled plumber makes about a fucking metric ton more annually than Blob ever will.
Seethe harder, Blob, seethe harder.

You know, given his hard-on for Mario, I wonder why Bob never took interest in being a Plumber himself?

 

[instythot]

You know, given his hard-on for Mario, I wonder why Bob never took interest in being a Plumber himself?

Well, I can think of two reasons:

• A man can't fit in the vast majority of sewer piping
• There aren't really any turtles or walking mushrooms down those pipes you can't even get a foot into

 

[StraightShooter2]

You know, given his hard-on for Mario, I wonder why Bob never took interest in being a Plumber himself?

I'd honestly imagine that being a plumber requires more intelligence and mathematical knowledge than posting dime-a-dozen reviews of Capeshit movies which are written on the same level as National Inquirer articles.

I already made up one review of Wonder Woman 84 - which read better than any of Bob's reviews - by just stringing random words and rhetorical phrases together on the spur of the moment without ever having watched the film - his "reviews" are probably the writing equivalent of a 6th grader doing an after-school essay assignment.

All he does is get paid to mentally masturbate for a living; the "intellectual" equivalent of what Nicki Minaj or Lindsay Lohan is to "music".

It's incredibly ironic because the negative stereotype of a Trump fanatic is a middle aged fat pasty loser, which is a perfect description of Bob, while most sports leagues are stereotypically vaguely left leaning (at least with regards to BLM). I'm wondering if all his endless ranting is just projection of the fact he's basically white trash.

His dietary, hygienic, fitness, and intellectual habits are pretty much the same as run-of-the-mill white trash, doesn't read or watch anything deeper than comic books or capeshit movies meant for 7-year olds, has no knoweldge of politics beyond a handful of trashy tabloid left-wing blogs like Salon, written for the 6th grade reading level and devoid of facts or reality, doesn't play video games on any competitive level, just a dime-a-dozen white trash "gamer" who couldn't beat any game on anything but the easiest difficulty setting without ragequitting, and uses Mario and Link as imaginary substitutes for friends.

He just thinks that feigning some "geek/liberal" chic persona makes it all disappear, which is like Jack Scalfani slapping a "The Best You'll Ever Taste" sticker on a bottle of cheap BBQ sauce made of processed ingredients and pretending it isn't the same as the store-brand stuff you could buy for $1.50 at the local Walmart or Dollar General.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

You know, given his hard-on for Mario, I wonder why Bob never took interest in being a Plumber himself?

Because plumbing requires strength and systemic problem-solving.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

You know, given his hard-on for Mario, I wonder why Bob never took interest in being a Plumber himself?

Because plumbing is physical labor and sometimes you literally stand in a sea of shit. That's something unworthy for an intellectual colossus like Roger Ebert Movie Blob.
How dare you to expect that our future Literature Nobel Price winner Movie Blob should stoop down to the level of mere mortals.

 

[Nobue]

Bob doesn't share the frothing hatred for women that incels have, with the exception of Republican women.

He feels it. He only lets it out for acceptable targets. It's like the anti-racists who call blacks who don't toe the line the worst stuff on earth.

 

[instythot]

I'd honestly imagine that being a plumber requires more intelligence and mathematical knowledge than posting dime-a-dozen reviews of Capeshit movies which are written on the same level as National Inquirer articles.

I already made up one review of Wonder Woman 84 - which read better than any of Bob's reviews - by just stringing random words and rhetorical phrases together on the spur of the moment without ever having watched the film - his "reviews" are probably the writing equivalent of a 6th grader doing an after-school essay assignment.

A good portion of it is a Boston working class willingness to snake drains or do messy repairs after regular business hours. Bob is the kind of Boston working class that worries about his voice going out before he has to complain about movies for children

 

[make_it_so]

Because plumbing requires strength and systemic problem-solving.

Because plumbing is physical labor and sometimes you literally stand in a sea of shit. That's something unworthy for an intellectual colossus like Roger Ebert Movie Blob.
How dare you to expect that our future Literature Nobel Price winner Movie Blob should stoop down to the level of mere mortals.

Yeah, that's current Bob, but surely younger Bob must've at one point considered at one point being like his idol? I know when I was a kid there were a lot of different jobs I had an interest in and thought about until later in life (when I had to adjust my expectations to reality).