Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Yeah, that's current Bob, but surely younger Bob must've at one point considered at one point being like his idol? I know when I was a kid there were a lot of different jobs I had an interest in and thought about later in life (when I had to adjust my expectations to reality).
I think that's the point Blob never reached: "...when I had to adjust my expectations to reality).
Blob lives in a world of his own imagination where he is a intellectual because he never had/did a reality check, he is so far detached from reality it is almost considerable as pathological behavior.
 
That's because it's never enough for Bob's side to win, the other side has to lose
Reading that prompted me to waste about a minute of my life half-assedly throwing this together in paint:
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Yeah, Bob is a classic fedora gentleman incel. I wouldn't say that his regular outspoken expressions of feminism are entirely genuine, though I don't mean to throw accusations. I've followed him for awhile now, and the patterns of rage and performative wokeness do not paint a picture of a genuine person.
I honestly think he isn't even consciously aware of the depths of his misogyny. As an autist who doesn't know it, he's remarkably self-unaware, and he's a narcissist as well. He is exactly the sort of person who unironically says, "I can't be racist, I'm a Democrat!"; his performative feminism tricks him (and no one else) into thinking he isn't misogynistic.
 
Being a plumber requires a working knowledge of high school level physics, math, the ability to (correctly) extrapolate information from incomplete data, some physical prowess and a willingness to dive into the shit to get the job done. All of these things are antithetical to the bob.
 
Being a plumber requires a working knowledge of high school level physics, math, the ability to (correctly) extrapolate information from incomplete data, some physical prowess and a willingness to dive into the shit to get the job done. All of these things are antithetical to the bob.
Does Bob chimpout irl in public like he does on Twitter?
 
Everything he has a hard-on for is the opitme of the stuff he dislikes.

Mario is a plumber ("white working class" I guess) who symbolizes "traditional masculinity" by saving Peach (a stereotypical helpless damsel in distress). Zelda is pretty much the same. A lot of the capeshit movies (e.x. Superman growing up in a small, rural town, saving Lois Lane, and using masucline force to beat up bad guys) are a similar theme.

He's almost like a stock-character in a real-life movie who's only purpose is something for the rest of the normal people to laugh at for his inconsistently and how easily he lets the jokes about him write themselves.

I seriously think he blames "jocks" or "bullies" from HS or junior high who picked on him and dated the "popular" girls for making his life so utterly miserable and worthless, so he on one hand harbors a grudge against him (associating them with the "white working class") and at the same time likes to fantasize that he was the "popular HS jock who got all the girls" by living vicariously through characters like Mario, Superman, etc.
 
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Yeah, that's current Bob, but surely younger Bob must've at one point considered at one point being like his idol? I know when I was a kid there were a lot of different jobs I had an interest in and thought about until later in life (when I had to adjust my expectations to reality).
The only part about Mario that Bob would ever have identified with is the adventure to save a proncess. It probably explains his obsession with pure fantasy worlds like his superior future. He looks down on jobs traditionally held by mayoghouls and that includes plumbing. He's indicated many times that he believes being a barista or a concession stand worker are more blue collar these days than being a plumber or construction worker.
 
Has Bob ever addressed his morbid obesity? As in, has he ever actually explained why he's so fucking fat? Like saying that it's genetic, or that he's depressed etc. Or is he really fat simply because he's too lazy to be not fat?
 
You know, given his hard-on for Mario, I wonder why Bob never took interest in being a Plumber himself?
He thinks he too smart to be a plumber. That kind of work is for the inferior masses while the intelligentsia such as himself do all the hard thinking about superhero movies that make society actually function.

Does Bob chimpout irl in public like he does on Twitter?
I don't think so based on the sole factor that he spends all his time in his basement, unless you count him passing out drunk in public places. He's a perfect candidate for a public asskicking in a bar due to being an arrogant alcoholic who has an opinion on EVERYTHING. Apparently someone met him at a convention and apparently he was really aggressive and in-your face, and that was sober Bob. If he actually went out more and had a life he'd get his ass kicked or start sperging out at some Boston construction workers screaming how they were inferior and ruined his life by not wearing their masks.

The only part about Mario that Bob would ever have identified with is the adventure to save a proncess. It probably explains his obsession with pure fantasy worlds like his superior future. He looks down on jobs traditionally held by mayoghouls and that includes plumbing. He's indicated many times that he believes being a barista or a concession stand worker are more blue collar these days than being a plumber or construction worker.
Coincidentally being a barista or concession stand worker or Blockbuster employee requires a lot less work than being a plumber or a construction worker. I feel like that says something about the work ethic of the person making those claims.

Has Bob ever addressed his morbid obesity? As in, has he ever actually explained why he's so fucking fat? Like saying that it's genetic, or that he's depressed etc. Or is he really fat simply because he's too lazy to be not fat?
He brags about bench pressing 300lb at the gym and that hes a master survivalist. If he isn't lying than he's deluded. As to how he got so fat I'll let this timeless tweet explain it all.
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Has Bob ever addressed his morbid obesity? As in, has he ever actually explained why he's so fucking fat? Like saying that it's genetic, or that he's depressed etc. Or is he really fat simply because he's too lazy to be not fat?
Even lazy people don't get that fat unless they're food addicts or alcoholics.
 
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Has Bob ever addressed his morbid obesity? As in, has he ever actually explained why he's so fucking fat? Like saying that it's genetic, or that he's depressed etc. Or is he really fat simply because he's too lazy to be not fat?
You mean the guy who once marinated chicken with mountain dew would adress that? You mean the guy who most likely never had a healthy but still yummy dish in his whole pathetic life, would adress that?
Nah, c'mon.
 
Has Bob ever addressed his morbid obesity? As in, has he ever actually explained why he's so fucking fat? Like saying that it's genetic, or that he's depressed etc. Or is he really fat simply because he's too lazy to be not fat?
Didn't the fat fuck have a video where he was telling gamers to eat healthy????
 
I honestly think he isn't even consciously aware of the depths of his misogyny. As an autist who doesn't know it, he's remarkably self-unaware, and he's a narcissist as well. He is exactly the sort of person who unironically says, "I can't be racist, I'm a Democrat!"; his performative feminism tricks him (and no one else) into thinking he isn't misogynistic.
Aren't most people who claim to be feminist are actually closeted misogynists in denial to begin with?
Or at least that is what these modern day feminists come off as to me anyways.

And yet, I am talking about feminists that are both male and female. Both are closeted misogynists, abusers in denial, and creepers in the closet.

That is why I prefer the term egalitarian for gender/racial etc. equality. Feminism has just negative baggage attached to the label.
 
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