Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

There is no order in Kiwi Farms; you eat the same gruel as the rest of us.

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

I bet, if we try... Like all of us, we can find a redeeming quality in him.

I can't do it off hand, but imagining it's possible is ALMOST like one.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I bet, if we try... Like all of us, we can find a redeeming quality in him.

I can't do it off hand, but imagining it's possible is ALMOST like one.

He... is tall, I guess. I'd love to be 6'2''.

 

[Koby_Fish]

What a surprise.

I give it a year until he gets 25th Amendmented out, forgets where he is and drops the gamer word in public, or ”resigns”.

That depends on what his other waifus say, but if (and may God preserve us if this happens) AOC or Ilhan Omar get a cabinet post under Harris he'll be all over the new administration.

Elliot Bobger?

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if she finds male feminists as creepy as we do.

Because it requires skill and a good physical condition.

It's probably the same as his eugenics - eugenics and misogyny are what Bad People do and he's not a Bad Person, so he can't do it.

Bob is, and will always be, stuck in his school days.

The MCU and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

1) no, Chris, that spells snowflake.
2) if you want to trust anything the ChiComs make with your life, it's your funeral. I, for one, will be taking medicine and using medical devices made in Britbongistan, Gringolandia, or the country that got defeated by emus.
3) I actually agree with Marjorie ”shooting at pictures of people I dislike is okay” Taylor Greene. This is an odd feeling. (by the way, where does ”superstitious horseshit” come into it? She didn't mention religion or anything that riles Blob up.)
4) I'm giving all atheists the c-slur pass so long as they don't say cretin with a hard R.

They're the leftist equivalent of conservatives who oppose any environmentalist measures because some socialists support them.

Welcome to the Farms.

I think Bob and Chris rely on Science to be able to help those trapped in the "wrong gender body" to change to the desired shape, but it's baffling why either of them thinks a person of one biological sex thinking they're the opposite biological sex - and thus going for the changeover - is "scientific". Not that long ago, anything irrational was considered insane. BUT WAIT, "science" can noob up hormones (currently very poorly tested for safety/risk factors/cancer-causing potential) and slice and dice a person's anatomy to make it at least partially resemble what they were going for, THEREFORE SCIENCE, I guess? For a pair of fedora-tipping massholes that decry superstition, their cargo-cultish approach to science is nothing short of hypocritical.

Also the first time I heard the term "cretin" it was from Uncle Phil Shredder on the first TMNT cartoon, and I knew IMMEDIATELY from the context that it meant "stupid person", though I also learned IN SCHOOL what cretin specifically meant (someone with mental retardation/an IQ in a very low range due to "cretinism" which is just hyperthyroidism).

 

[Tronathon242]

I bet, if we try... Like all of us, we can find a redeeming quality in him.

I can't do it off hand, but imagining it's possible is ALMOST like one.

His one redeeming quality is that he's a keyboard warrior and could never act out on his threats and spergery.

The claim in question is from the following tweet:
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He's obviously full of shit, but one odd thing about claiming 310 in particular is that it's the smallest increment before you get to 3 plates (315 lbs). That's when you get 3 of the large 45 lb plates on both ends like so:
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To people who lift seriously each new plate is considered a milestone. Peaking at 310 instead of 315 is sort of like stopping a mile sort of a 26 mile marathon run. I do barbell lifts myself and mentally my long-term goals have been things like "one day I want to lift X plates in barbell/squat/deadlift/etc." so it strikes me as pretty suspect that someone (especially with an ego like Bob) would stop SO close to achieving "I bench 3 plates" bragging rights. But of course nobody needs me to explain why the obviously out of shape fat neckbeard is bullshitting about how he can totally bench 300+ lbs.

The only thing I'm wondering is who he thinks he's fooling. One look at him would destroy that veil of lies of his so he must really think that he can be intimidating.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think Bob and Chris rely on Science to be able to help those trapped in the "wrong gender body" to change to the desired shape, but it's baffling why either of them thinks a person of one biological sex thinking they're the opposite biological sex - and thus going for the changeover - is "scientific". Not that long ago, anything irrational was considered insane. BUT WAIT, "science" can noob up hormones (currently very poorly tested for safety/risk factors/cancer-causing potential) and slice and dice a person's anatomy to make it at least partially resemble what they were going for, THEREFORE SCIENCE, I guess? For a pair of fedora-tipping massholes that decry superstition, their cargo-cultish approach to science is nothing short of hypocritical.

They accept the parts of SCIENCE (tm) that they like and reject the parts that they don't (like a lot of Christians and the Bible, ironically.) Here's one example. One thing MtF troons fervently pray for is that SCIENCE (tm) comes up with a way for them to get pregnant so they can "prove" to the world that they are TRUE and HONEST women. This is a very foolish wish, because the male body is not built for childbearing; women have a wider pelvis specifically for holding an unborn child (and incidentally, this is the reason many men find large asses sexy: a larger ass means a greater ability to bear more children.)

Pointing any of this out to a troon, however, gets you shouted down as a transphobe, because many troons are living out a fantasy, and they don't want reality intruding- including science that invalidates their beliefs.

In the words of the great Professor Membrane: "Real science. Try it."

(Edited because I got the wrong troons! Thanks to @Marshal Mannerheim for catching that!)

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

There is no order in Kiwi Farms; you eat the same gruel as the rest of us.

We just drink rancid cow milk.

He... is tall, I guess. I'd love to be 6'2''.

It's really depressing when a diabetic impotent fatso is taller than you (5'8" midget ova hea).

 

[UserAccess]

I completely agree:


Also welcome to KF and all that.

Damn. I'm pretty late, then. Sorry about that!

Also, Moviebob can eat a fat dick.

 

[Pagliacci]

Damn. I'm pretty late, then. Sorry about that!

Also, Moviebob can eat a fat dick.

Absolutely no need to say sorry. At 3469 pages it's inevitable people end up making the same observations from time to time. For example I get the sneaking suspicion I may not be the first person to have called Bob fat.

 

[Foltest]

He... is tall, I guess. I'd love to be 6'2''.

that is rookie numbers. Try being 6'5 like a real man!.

 

[TowinKarz]

The lefty love of science is more a love of its condensed comic book version.

The one where there is no meticulous testing of theory, years of data gathering, and possibly being wrong or inconclusive at the end.

Nope, designated geniuses make proclamations and they are always ALWAYS right, because SCIENCE

That's what Bobbo means when he claims science has settled all the great debates of society in his favor. HIS designated smart guy in a lab coat has spoken, and running the numbers to check them is a waste of time at best and submitting to false idols at worst.

Only the quasi religious superior futurist left could elevate science to an unquestionable religious dogma and not even see the contradictions, like claiming to love cooking, but calling ovens tools of barbarians....

(Surprised that Bob fucking loves science?)

 

[Meriasek]

Wasn't that a leg press? Great, Bobert, you can push up the amount of weight that you yourself weigh regularly. So impressive!

There's no way he can bench 300. He couldn't even get that many 45 pound weights on to a bar. Even more, he doesn't even have the mental strength to walk into a gym, much less the physical strength to bench an impressive amount.

Of course he didn't claim to bench 300 lbs.
He claimed 310 lbs.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1131890649232494595

Still there to see.

 

[The tired cat]

I said it once and I'll say it a million more times: Whenever Bob or his types blabber about SCIENCE always being right is the same shit as you saw in those Jack Chick propoganda comics, so congrats you fuckers became a living embodiment of a stereotype made by an old geezer.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Yeah, that's current Bob, but surely younger Bob must've at one point considered at one point being like his idol? I know when I was a kid there were a lot of different jobs I had an interest in and thought about until later in life (when I had to adjust my expectations to reality).

Bob doesn't look up to his idols as things to strive towards. He looks up to them as people to put into power to rule over him. He doesn't want to improve or better himself, he wants someone else to improve, and give them the responsibility of bettering his life for him.

Consoom!!!
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I remember back when the God Emperor Trump memes started being a thing, and I remember a lot of leftists being horrified at this cult like meme. But its ok when its superhero's, not board games.

 

[Hot Dog]

Of course he didn't claim to bench 300 lbs.
He claimed 310 lbs.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1131890649232494595

Still there to see.

I also highly doubt that he only weighs 320. Dude can't even lift his own body weight and weighs probably closer to 350-360. Legs can hide a lot of mass.

Powerlevel but whatever. @Pagliacci is on point. Doing 315 is the big milestone for bench, and it is super easy for most people to fuck up and brute through with shit form. In competition shit like arching your back and not going from full stop at the bottom will cause the rep not to count. Best feeling from lifting I ever got was 315 for the first time. I only weighed 209.

Do you even lift, bro?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If no one has ever done a comic about Superman afflicted with dementia, then they need to get on it. Just imagine the sort of chaos and utter destruction he could cause in such a state.

”Now, where did I put my kryptonite?”

*looks over at current year DC* starts weeping.

Didn't one senator have dementia and have it badly?

There is no order in Kiwi Farms; you eat the same gruel as the rest of us.

Gruel? Lucky you.

I think Bob and Chris rely on Science to be able to help those trapped in the "wrong gender body" to change to the desired shape, but it's baffling why either of them thinks a person of one biological sex thinking they're the opposite biological sex - and thus going for the changeover - is "scientific". Not that long ago, anything irrational was considered insane. BUT WAIT, "science" can noob up hormones (currently very poorly tested for safety/risk factors/cancer-causing potential) and slice and dice a person's anatomy to make it at least partially resemble what they were going for, THEREFORE SCIENCE, I guess? For a pair of fedora-tipping massholes that decry superstition, their cargo-cultish approach to science is nothing short of hypocritical.

If I said that I'm the King of Thailand, I'd be considered insane. Why shouldn't that be true if I say that I'm a woman?

One thing FtM troons fervently pray for is that SCIENCE (tm) comes up with a way for them to get pregnant so they can "prove" to the world that they are TRUE and HONEST women.

MtF troons, surely?

We just drink rancid cow milk.

I enjoy fermenting it and calling it cheese, but each to his own.

Moviebob can eat a fat dick.

The lefty love of science is more a love of its condensed comic book version.

The one where there is no meticulous testing of theory, years of data gathering, and possibly being wrong or inconclusive at the end.

Nope, designated geniuses make proclamations and they are always ALWAYS right, because SCIENCE

That's what Bobbo means when he claims science has settled all the great debates of society in his favor. HIS designated smart guy in a lab coat has spoken, and running the numbers to check them is a waste of time at best and submitting to false idols at worst.

Only the quasi religious superior futurist left could elevate science to an unquestionable religious dogma and not even see the contradictions, like claiming to love cooking, but calling ovens tools of barbarians....

(Surprised that Bob fucking loves science?)

His approach to science reminds me of how Prods treat theology. Find a study or quote from the Bible that supports your position if you remove all context and then use that study or quote as a sword to bash anyone who disagrees with you.

Jack Chick propoganda comics

Off topic, but there's a fun drinking game you can play with Chick tracts.
Get a six pack of beers. For each bit where an evil character converts to Christianity after seeing a Mary Sue armed with a Bible, take a sip. For each statement that things Jack Chick doesn't like are controlled by Satan, take two sips. For each misunderstanding of other religions' dogma, take three sips. For each implication that religions other than Pastor Billy-Bob's Independent Fundamentalist Baptist Church are secretly pagan, devil worshippers or pagan devil worshippers, down the whole can.
Warning: I am not responsible for any cirrhosis of the liver that may result.

 

[The tired cat]

Off topic, but there's a fun drinking game you can play with Chick tracts.
Get a six pack of beers. For each bit where an evil character converts to Christianity after seeing a Mary Sue armed with a Bible, take a sip. For each statement that things Jack Chick doesn't like are controlled by Satan, take two sips. For each misunderstanding of other religions' dogma, take three sips. For each implication that religions other than Pastor Billy-Bob's Independent Fundamentalist Baptist Church are secretly pagan, devil worshippers or pagan devil worshippers, down the whole can.
Warning: I am not responsible for any cirrhosis of the liver that may result.

Bonus sip if a Chick tracts has a certified nutjob as its main source of information and means to back up shitty arguments. Seriously, Jack approached some fuckin loonies for his tracts, like one mofo who claimed he was former CIA/Green Beret that served in 'Nam.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bonus sip if a Chick tracts has a certified nutjob as its main source of information and means to back up shitty arguments. Seriously, Jack approached some fuckin loonies for his tracts, like one mofo who claimed he was former CIA/Green Beret that served in 'Nam.

Or the guy who claimed to be an ex-Catholic priest with evidence that the Jesuits were plotting to take over the world and who got prosecuted for fraud in Spain.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Or the guy who claimed to be an ex-Catholic priest with evidence that the Jesuits were plotting to take over the world and who got prosecuted for fraud in Spain.

Hey, Jesuits in Spain have been loonies for ages and everyone knows. But anyone religious enough knows that if the Pope tells Jesuits to calm their tits down, they will do it without question because one of their vows is to obey the pope.

But hey, in Spain we have more loony religious nutjobs. A lot in the army or with military background, like the Anvil, who proclaim themselves as "Soldiers of Christ".

 

[Creep3r]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/joe-biden-news-megathread.69229/page-569#post-8186279

Has anyone sent this to Lord Diabeto yet?