Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Has he ever talked about anything else regarding the "superior future" that doesn't relate to space?
Just robots and epic blockbusters, but that's about it.
I somehow doubt it involves an expansion of industry, thanks to new opportunities in new planets, terraforming, agriculture and getting potential colonists to be self reliant.
So far, i think the only thing we heard was the moon wheat tirade.
Pretty much. There was a couple of tweets posted here where he said he didn't really care what was done with the moon, just that he wanted some human presence on it now. Because to him, that's the only goal anyone should be worried about, not caring about the long term effects of living on the moon or what it could potentially do to the earth.
 
Has he ever talked about anything else regarding the "superior future" that doesn't relate to space?
His idea of a "future" is basically a 7-year old's idea that has more in common with Marvin the Martian cartoons than anything in the real world.

(The best part of the future as far as Blob is concerned will be his immanent and unremarkable death from diabetes, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster forcing him to be gang-raped by pirates for all eternity).
 
Just robots and epic blockbusters, but that's about it.

Pretty much. There was a couple of tweets posted here where he said he didn't really care what was done with the moon, just that he wanted some human presence on it now. Because to him, that's the only goal anyone should be worried about, not caring about the long term effects of living on the moon or what it could potentially do to the earth.
Hey, i even doubt that he knows that extended periods of zero-G will atrophiate your muscles due to the lack of force and astronauts have to do exercise regularly so when they go back to earth they aren't as soft and puny as a pudding.
I bet that information would be Bob's nightmare. To realize his "superior future" still relies on strength and bodily prowess
 
Hey, i even doubt that he knows that extended periods of zero-G will atrophiate your muscles due to the lack of force and astronauts have to do exercise regularly so when they go back to earth they aren't as soft and puny as a pudding.
I bet that information would be Bob's nightmare. To realize his "superior future" still relies on strength and bodily prowess
and to find out that his beloved moon wheat would rapidly fry in the UVC, X-rays, gamma rays and other short-wave solar radiation generally inimical to life that's mostly blocked by the Earth's atmosphere
 
Well yeah, but he's the "wrong" person to be saying it. Like when Tom Cruise talked about how important Covid safety is, it should have been Samuel L Jackson.

If Space Force had set up a program to establish a human presence on the moon, and the actual construction began under Biden, Bob would be going on about how it's so amazing that Biden is leading us into the superior future even though it was set up under Trump. He did a blog post or something where he acknowledged that Obama was anti-space, but said he still voted for him because it would "lead us into the future." Except that the future, according to him, is space travel. It's just one of his many, many, inconsistencies that his ego justifies as intelligence.
He basically believes that all of existence is a binary choice between progress (which is irrevocably tied to the Democratic party, metropolitanism, and elitism) and regress (irrevocably tied to working class mayonnaise ghouls and Christianity). You just have to choose "progress" enough (AKA-put Democrats in charge), and Star Trek inevitably becomes real. The actual actions of the people who are running things don't matter, as long as they act cosmopolitan and intellectual and Hollywood says they're cool, technological progress towards space colonization and utopia just happens automatically. Even if their actions seem to be moving in the opposite direction. It's clearly the fault of those damn people who chose the "regress" option before, even if they seemed like they were actually taking more steps towards the superior future than the "progress" people.

It's legitimate cultist behavior. Ignore reality and keep the faith.

Hey, i even doubt that he knows that extended periods of zero-G will atrophiate your muscles due to the lack of force and astronauts have to do exercise regularly so when they go back to earth they aren't as soft and puny as a pudding.
I bet that information would be Bob's nightmare. To realize his "superior future" still relies on strength and bodily prowess
Nah bro. Physical prowess is obsolete! Astronauts should stop working out and just hook their brains up to machines.
 
His idea of a "future" is basically a 7-year old's idea that has more in common with Marvin the Martian cartoons than anything in the real world.

(The best part of the future as far as Blob is concerned will be his immanent and unremarkable death from diabetes, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster forcing him to be gang-raped by pirates for all eternity).
(Add to that, where if you've "known the truth" and fall away, the Bible teaches a person's punishment in Hell will be GREATER than those who didn't know before passing: "The one who didn't know what his Master wanted and doesn't do it, will be beaten with few blows. The one who knew what his Master wanted and didn't do it, will be beaten with MANY blows." -in before some sperg tweets to bob, "Bob, you will be beaten with many blows")
 
So why's Bob so crazy about space? Sure we made a bunch of advancements from the space race that we use today, but for the stuff fatboy seems to want, I highly doubt he will, hell I doubt any of us will be alive before there's a practical use for the common schmuck. I get being excited about the possibilities, but this guy is actually mad that he won't get to see shit like people growing acres of wheat on the moon right now.
 
So why's Bob so crazy about space? Sure we made a bunch of advancements from the space race that we use today, but for the stuff fatboy seems to want, I highly doubt he will, hell I doubt any of us will be alive before there's a practical use for the common schmuck. I get being excited about the possibilities, but this guy is actually mad that he won't get to see shit like people growing acres of wheat on the moon right now.
He watched Star Trek: TNG and went to the Epcot Center growing up, and unlike sane people who did those things, he took it as a personal promise that his life would eventually be like that. Mix in a massive steaming pile of social outcast resentment and you get...
 
He watched Star Trek: TNG and went to the Epcot Center growing up, and unlike sane people who did those things, he took it as a personal promise that his life would eventually be like that. Mix in a massive steaming pile of social outcast resentment and you get...
World-of-Tomorrow speculation by Disney was satirized by other cartoon companies, notably MGM (the creators of Tom & Jerry) and Tex Avery.


Anyone who took any of the serious world-of-tomorrow as serious, are as exceptional as Bob.
 
So why's Bob so crazy about space? Sure we made a bunch of advancements from the space race that we use today, but for the stuff fatboy seems to want, I highly doubt he will, hell I doubt any of us will be alive before there's a practical use for the common schmuck. I get being excited about the possibilities, but this guy is actually mad that he won't get to see shit like people growing acres of wheat on the moon right now.
Because he thinks that, like in blade runner, only the best and brightest will be accepted off-world with the rest left to rot on a ruined earth, and he also assumes that he will be included in the best or the brightest category

As for the rest, and as discussed in here recently, we are all constantly benefiting from the side effects of figuring out how to get into space: tang, Velcro, miniaturization, the microchip (I think), freeze drying, etc. Despite us not doing much in space, trying to get there has paid off for the average man in spades
 
Bobby can't stop trying to raise a petty vendetta with Jimmy Dore, just as he does with Peter Coffin.
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Again, if Dore is "yeah, a person who exists", what is Bob Chipman then?

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So why don't you shut up, sport?

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A Chipman-style critic is someone who consooms.

Women! If you need a man in your life, always pick the Omega!
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Bobby can't stop trying to raise a petty vendetta with Jimmy Dore, just as he does with Peter Coffin.
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Again, if Dore is "yeah, a person who exists", what is Bob Chipman then?

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So why don't you shut up, sport?

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A Chipman-style critic is someone who consooms.

Women! If you need a man in your life, always pick the Omega!
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Oh god. Please let Jimmy notice Bob. He's been tearing new sex holes for months
 
Oh god. Please let Jimmy notice Bob. He's been tearing new sex holes for months
There have been many teardowns of Bob, even from those who have their own pages on this site. Jimmy Dore could go in and rip apart everything about Bob as well. The thing is that everything in the past and everything to come in the future in that format will never affect Bob as much as one of his spank bank babes rejecting him so forcefully. He still hates all of the criticism he gets and you can tell that because of his third grade insults towards those who question or belittle him. However, Bobert can and has just dismissed all of that as the musings of inferiors who cannot match up to him. The Lindsay incident wounded him badly. He couldn't hide it at all.
 
There have been many teardowns of Bob, even from those who have their own pages on this site. Jimmy Dore could go in and rip apart everything about Bob as well. The thing is that everything in the past and everything to come in the future in that format will never affect Bob as much as one of his spank bank babes rejecting him so forcefully. He still hates all of the criticism he gets and you can tell that because of his third grade insults towards those who question or belittle him. However, Bobert can and has just dismissed all of that as the musings of inferiors who cannot match up to him. The Lindsay incident wounded him badly. He couldn't hide it at all.
I know Bob will just run and hide and cry targeted harassment, but the main thing about Jimmy Dore potentially ripping into Bob is that it'll be super fun for us watching a stage hardened comic tearing Bob's heart out through his asshole
 
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