Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I can see small arthouse cinemas and places like Alamo Drafthouse surviving, because they provide more in the experience than simply watching the latest blockbuster with fluorescent popcorn. They dig up classic or unusual films, offer specialized watching experiences, and offer a full menu and bar while doing it.
There’s a few places that serve beer and food. I’d be willing to pay for that experience, assuming such places survive the pandemic.
 
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This video would be cute if it were, you know, his children doing this. Probably comments were saying things like that as well as pointing out how dirty the house is.
It's on him for preferring to try and be "famous" than do things like not blow most of his income on alcohol and hipster shit.

Like I said, I find Chris to somehow be a bigger pile of shit than Bob, but that's probably because he has a kid with special needs that he can't be fucked to budget for. Even Bob seems to care a bit more about her than her own dad does, though that's likely due to not having her as a responsibility and just as the creepy uncle who gives gifts.
 
Mild powerlevel, but I'm friends with a very horny gay guy.

Even he wouldn't shag Roberto de las Peliculas.
I don't even know how MovieBob has any fans, considering how insufferable he is. I don't think any hypothetical boyfriends could stand him. He doesn't even post his appearance anymore, so I can't judge his current looks.
 
Not to mention that any impossible reusable ICBM would be deep in enemy territory after being used. Where it either needs to be retrieved before using it again or it can be made compatible with whatever systems the other side uses (there's a reason Roman javelins were designed to bend).

Let's be charitable to Bob and assume he thinks ICBMs work like bombers and can fly back home after dropping some explosives. Because that's the less stupid alternative.
Bob assumes we're going to tie a long string to the ICBM...
Let's pretend Hillary won in 2016. Do you seriously think she'd be being blamed for every Covid death there is in America? I don't think so!
Did you see Obama get blamed for every ebola, SARS, zika or swine flu death?
 
I don't even know how MovieBob has any fans, considering how insufferable he is.
Consider the fact that Chris Chan has enablers.

Then consider the fact that Bob has never declared himself to be the CPU Goddess of the Commodore 64, and is otherwise marginally closer to reality than Chris.
 
Mild powerlevel, but I'm friends with a very horny gay guy.

Even he wouldn't shag Roberto de las Peliculas.
Will Bob become the male Pixy? He's fat and you will not have sex with him?
I don't even know how MovieBob has any fans, considering how insufferable he is. I don't think any hypothetical boyfriends could stand him. He doesn't even post his appearance anymore, so I can't judge his current looks.
At this point i believe that most of his fans are people that probably subbed him or pledged to him in patreon a very long time ago when he probably was a novelty or did bearable content and forgot to unsub or withdraw their pledges to him. He still has fans but you can bet those are probably as, if not more, deranged than Boberto.
 
Given what he's said about Cuties I'd be unsurprised if he's the creepy uncle in more than one way
Eh. In Bob's defense, I don't think he defends Cuties, as such. He may SAY he does, but I doubt he even saw it. (How many people actually DID?) He just saw Important People with Correct Opinions defending it, and his NPC programming kicked in.

He's a m'ladying, fedora tipping incel, but I doubt he's a pedofork.
 
Eh. In Bob's defense, I don't think he defends Cuties, as such. He may SAY he does, but I doubt he even saw it. (How many people actually DID?) He just saw Important People with Correct Opinions defending it, and his NPC programming kicked in.
Even if we asked him, he would say he watched it and blow smoke out of his ass like he usually does. And not only he's consooming the right opinion from the right people, but the movie is made by a culturally oppressed WOC that lives in the horribly oppressive country of France.
 
He's fat and you will not have sex with him?
Bob is already fat, and neither me nor his waifus would have sex with him.
He just saw Important People with Correct Opinions defending it, and his NPC programming kicked in.
I thought he saw MAGA ghouls attacking it and so defended it in order to own the cons?
the horribly oppressive country of France.
Given that we in Bongland get lots of TRUE and HONEST refugees from France, there must be a civil war, a genocide and several natural disasters going on there simultaneously.
 
Given that we in Bongland get lots of TRUE and HONEST refugees from France, there must be a civil war, a genocide and several natural disasters going on there simultaneously.
We have to pity the french because of the horrible situation they live in. After all... They are french.

Now, in all due honesty, i would understand if there was a massive exodus from the cities because they are teeming with illegals that choose to create ghettos for their own rather than integrating with society at large. Who would want to live in a place where you're a stranger in your own land? Plus, in this day and age any sensible person would only go to a city for work and nothing else.
 
Consider the fact that Chris Chan has enablers.

Then consider the fact that Bob has never declared himself to be the CPU Goddess of the Commodore 64, and is otherwise marginally closer to reality than Chris.
I was going to say, that Chris has enablers because they feel sorry for him because he has been trolled so badly. But then I remembered that Bob's idiot fans think of the completely justified pushback he has gotten for his insanely hateful beliefs as being trolled FOR NO REASON, because they share his loathsome beliefs and think that they are perfectly reasonable. So I guess it really is pretty similar, except that Bob's enablers are even worse people than CWC's.
 
If you know German, you might deduct that this is the conclusion of another of his covid rant:
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But for the rest of us, let's rewind the tape. It started with a disabled, colored, she-her:
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Last I checked Japan and Korea have not yet brought the virus down to "manageable level". Maybe their governments are voted in by "superstitious religious idiots".

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If White Trash is a lifestyle brand, the Chipmans are its public face. BTW a rando is unhappy about Bobby's dissembling verbiage.

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Then out of nowhere Bobby switched to German and brought up Nietzsche.

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If your German is shit, please don't post in German and especially don't post in German in order to "Besitz" someone, OK?
What a Dunning-Kruger clown.

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Jimmy Dore could go in and rip apart everything about Bob as well.
I just noticed Bobby called Dore a "grifter", which is pretty rich considering Bobby venerate grifters like Zoe Cunt, Banana Wu, and Anita Whatshername.

Oh and the Dore drama got picked up by... Peter Coffin!!!
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CNN is not fake news!!!
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Antifascists go India!
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WandaVision:
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Disney does Chink-Siam Mary Sue. Bobby think it is a "departure":
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DiCaprio. Apparently Bobby thinks anyone would be fazed by rich Hollywood women buying toyboys.
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Bea Arthur trivia:
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Some called "Ninja", a game streamer or something, and "white privilege":
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Bobby knows biker culture.
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But...but...but WWE is high art for intellectuals!!

Bobby's Angels. Most of us, unlike Nymphomachy, are simply unfit to live in a society:
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His OP is even dumber: apparently he thinks people willfully cultivate viral mutations to spite him.
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It is no different from Trumpsters who think covid is a lab-breed biowarfare. But Nympho is still good in Bobby's book because trannies are automatically on the side of SCIENCE and FUTURE!

Deep thought about TV from Luke:
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I have no idea what Eddie wrote:
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