Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's just an easy joke to make since so many craft beer drinkers are left leaning beardos that all have the same aesthetic: balding, bearded, often bespectacled, with an untoned, schlubby figure and pale complexion. Usually stuffed into a "geek culture" t shirt and jorts.
I really don't think that the comic "Real Ale Twats" captures the true essence of these hipster craft beer bugmen. The men in the comic lack the sufficient amount of soy to properly satirize reality.
 
Chris does a little ego boost, aka bragging.
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His awesomeness only makes his attempt to emulate his unemployed, virgin, loser brother even more pathetic.

I mean, Bobby continues to wage imaginary wars with other Youtube personalities, why do you want to be like that?
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"Ideology and beard" are reasons enough to arrest you:
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Rittenhouse:
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Did I tell you Bobby really cares for the working people?
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Bobby retweets AOC like there were no tomorrow. I spare you.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to kill us all!
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Bobby knows good cheese and wine (I presume his brother is expert in overpriced beer)
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Of course he does. Wherever he lives, it is super racist.

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Consoom:
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At least he doesn't grudge-wank about covid this time.

Simping for some barely-legal genderqueer youtube thot:
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Bobby continues to cozy up to James Gunn:
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She-ra:
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Angelic hot take:
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"You lose nothing by having empathy", why would Bobby retweet that?
There seems to be a few people with the name Susan Arendt in geeky podcast circles and I cannot find a picture that I'm certain is this one.
 
I mean, Bobby continues to wage imaginary wars with other Youtube personalities, why do you want to be like that?
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I have not seen the Jimmy clip in question, but do know that the man is primarily a comedian and tends to throw jokes into his nightly several hour monologues which are then chopped up into the next day's dozen videos. What are the chances that Bob and the leftists are overlooking that a comedian who makes it his trademark that he's dumber than average might tell a few jokes about how he doesn't understand some things?
 
Chris does a little ego boost, aka bragging.
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His awesomeness only makes his attempt to emulate his unemployed, virgin, loser brother even more pathetic.
And he's not too proud to e-beg because he wants to try a new craft beer needs to pay for his daughter's medicine on top of that. What a man among men.
Bobby continues to cozy up to James Gunn:
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Has Jimbo seen that Superdickery website from days of yore?

And he's never going to acknowledge you, Bob. Might as well quit while you're behind.
 
Chris does a little ego boost, aka bragging.
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His awesomeness only makes his attempt to emulate his unemployed, virgin, loser brother even more pathetic.

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1) All of the other stuff would suggest a successful family man (the state of his kids and house refute that) but why is he so proud of his Internet output? Nobody watches it.

2) At first I was perplexed by the "missing two stars" bit, but then I realized he's talking about DC and Puerto Rico. The latter would make sense for statehood, but there are good reasons why you don't give the powers of a state to the capital territory. It was made specifically to be its own thing and its location was a compromise between North and South to begin with. Of course it's an overwhelmingly Democrat city that may permanently tip the scales of power, so naturally Bobert is in favor of its inclusion as a state.
 
Chris does a little ego boost, aka bragging.
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From the prophetic Tony soprano,
"Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type; that was an American. He wasn't in touch with his feelings, he just did what he had to do."
Jesus Fucking Christ Chris, you WERE a successful person before you decided to try and ape your loser brother, ebeg, and overshare for "self-esteem" on twitter. Now your a giant loser who has been revealed to be just as much of a dirtbag as your brother.
 
1) All of the other stuff would suggest a successful family man (the state of his kids and house refute that) but why is he so proud of his Internet output? Nobody watches it.

2) At first I was perplexed by the "missing two stars" bit, but then I realized he's talking about DC and Puerto Rico. The latter would make sense for statehood, but there are good reasons why you don't give the powers of a state to the capital territory. It was made specifically to be its own thing and its location was a compromise between North and South to begin with. Of course it's an overwhelmingly Democrat city that may permanently tip the scales of power, so naturally Bobert is in favor of its inclusion as a state.
That, and only 5% of Puerto Ricans want statehood. Bob only wants it because both DC and Puerto Rico are heavily Democrat.
 
Chris’ ego boost attempt:

2) good use of words to show you inherited the home and didn’t buy it
5) it’s “going”, it’s not going strong
8 ) renovated just means painting if those photos you post are any indication
10) probably 2,000 bucks at best that’s why you have to qualify you’ll put more in soon
12) no you don’t

A successful man doesn’t beg for money for his kids because you’re too lazy to change prescription locations, or brag about doing basic adult things. What did you get Chris, an unforeseen increase on your renovation costs and too much of a pussy to argue with the possibly POC contractors?
 
I don't know about that, Rowling is rich because she wrote a bestselling series of kids' books that grew into a billion dollar franchise popular the world over. Teigen is rich because uh...No fucking clue, it's like she appeared as a barnacle on the ship that is pop culture one day and we're not sure why or from where.
 
From the prophetic Tony soprano,
"Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type; that was an American. He wasn't in touch with his feelings, he just did what he had to do."
Jesus Fucking Christ Chris, you WERE a successful person before you decided to try and ape your loser brother, ebeg, and overshare for "self-esteem" on twitter. Now your a giant loser who has been revealed to be just as much of a dirtbag as your brother.
It's nice that Chris is a functional member of society, but I'm detecting no gratitude or humility in anything he says. Gratitude and humility seem alien to the Chipman mindset. It's as if all of the servicemen and farmers and poorly paid members of the working class who prop up Bob and Chris' lifestyle aren't worthy of mentioning, because the Chipmans feel entitled to their labor as Superior Beings. I may cringe a little whenever I hear a super religious person thanking God for their list of accomplishments, but at least they're acknowledging that there are external forces at work, forces that allow them the opportunity to succeed with effort on their part. You just know that Chris is jotting down that list and saying to himself "Yeah, that was ALL ME, baby! I'M SO AWESOME!" It's a bit....unseemly.
 
If a Female was elected president on a republican ticket they would go all out tying themselves in knots trying to explain why she doesn't count. Just like the lefties do here trying to explain why Maggie and Theresa don't really count as female prime ministers because reasons (then you point out Labour's track record of electing female leaders and watch them really go into mental gymnastics mode).
Yeah. For them, women and non-whites don't exist if they don't do what they say.
Chris does a little ego boost, aka bragging.
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His awesomeness only makes his attempt to emulate his unemployed, virgin, loser brother even more pathetic.

I mean, Bobby continues to wage imaginary wars with other Youtube personalities, why do you want to be like that?
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"Ideology and beard" are reasons enough to arrest you:
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Rittenhouse:
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Did I tell you Bobby really cares for the working people?
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Bobby retweets AOC like there were no tomorrow. I spare you.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to kill us all!
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Bobby knows good cheese and wine (I presume his brother is expert in overpriced beer)
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Of course he does. Wherever he lives, it is super racist.

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Consoom:
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At least he doesn't grudge-wank about covid this time.

Simping for some barely-legal genderqueer youtube thot:
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Bobby continues to cozy up to James Gunn:
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She-ra:
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Angelic hot take:
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"You lose nothing by having empathy", why would Bobby retweet that?
There seems to be a few people with the name Susan Arendt in geeky podcast circles and I cannot find a picture that I'm certain is this one.
1) will you please shut up about this ”realignment”. Or, even better, realise that AOC would not be on the same side as you if it ever did happen.
2) the reason they're going out of their way to protect Kenosha Kyle is because you lot would gladly lynch him.
3) ”it's currently missing two stars”. Interesting.

If Puerto Rico voted Republican, would he still want the boricuas to get statehood? I'm not so sure.
4) more consooming. What's even so good about a game we all played when we were kids and then gave up?
5) Blob's horny on main again.
 
Chris does a little ego boost, aka bragging.
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His awesomeness only makes his attempt to emulate his unemployed, virgin, loser brother even more pathetic.

I mean, Bobby continues to wage imaginary wars with other Youtube personalities, why do you want to be like that?
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"Ideology and beard" are reasons enough to arrest you:
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Rittenhouse:
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Did I tell you Bobby really cares for the working people?
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Bobby retweets AOC like there were no tomorrow. I spare you.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to kill us all!
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Bobby knows good cheese and wine (I presume his brother is expert in overpriced beer)
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Of course he does. Wherever he lives, it is super racist.

+ + + +
Consoom:
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At least he doesn't grudge-wank about covid this time.

Simping for some barely-legal genderqueer youtube thot:
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Bobby continues to cozy up to James Gunn:
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She-ra:
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Angelic hot take:
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"You lose nothing by having empathy", why would Bobby retweet that?
There seems to be a few people with the name Susan Arendt in geeky podcast circles and I cannot find a picture that I'm certain is this one.
I'll guarantee you nobody gives a fuck that Chrissy Teigen is 1/2 huwhite and 1/2 Thai in the context of "well JK Rowling is ALL white so therefore raycisssm". Hell, I'd not be surprised if people didn't even know Chrissy Teigen wasn't 100% mayo ghoul.
 
Thunberg, and other elite-organized "grassroot" movements:
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For those unaware, the Swedish climate goblin accidentally tweeted out a document discussing a coordinated messaging campaign across social media in support of Indian farmers against their government, due to some agricultural bill the government is trying to pass. Naturally, India got pretty pissed that foreigners were meddling in their country's affairs, even raising the possibility of criminal complaints, so we'll have to see how this pans out. Regardless of the outcome, it's an interesting peek behind the curtains that cover up the powers that be and how they co-opt grassroots efforts for their own ends, if not just fabricating them outright.

Blobbo the bootlicker not only pretends that elites don't clearly exist, he basically says that it's okay for NGOs and powerful people to do exactly what this document describes: lead people around by the nose and prevent any sort of organic movement from gaining traction that might conflict with how they want the world to be. It's a wonder Bobby can breathe with all those megacorp dicks down his throat.
 
For those unaware, the Swedish climate goblin accidentally tweeted out a document discussing a coordinated messaging campaign across social media in support of Indian farmers against their government, due to some agricultural bill the government is trying to pass. Naturally, India got pretty pissed that foreigners were meddling in their country's affairs, even raising the possibility of criminal complaints, so we'll have to see how this pans out. Regardless of the outcome, it's an interesting peek behind the curtains that cover up the powers that be and how they co-opt grassroots efforts for their own ends, if not just fabricating them outright.

Blobbo the bootlicker not only pretends that elites don't clearly exist, he basically says that it's okay for NGOs and powerful people to do exactly what this document describes: lead people around by the nose and prevent any sort of organic movement from gaining traction that might conflict with how they want the world to be. It's a wonder Bobby can breathe with all those megacorp dicks down his throat.
I'll admit that I don't know enough about the entire history behind what's going on, but the whole situation is extra wild because the farm laws in question are allegedly full of measures on stuff like paddy rotation and waste burning that's designed to help pull India off the top list of global polluters. But that's wrong when you do it, because you told brown people a mean thing, and also some interesting Muslims vs Hindus action that I'm not fully educated on.

So naturally, the best course of action is for Western politics to wear the entire situation like a handpuppet.
 
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