Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

His attempt to latch on to Five Nights at Freddy's with that McDonald's tweet really shows how incompetent and out of touch he is with games. Then again, this is the maroon who failed to beat Super Mario World or whatever and just sucked at Mario in general.

 

[Flexo]

Simping for some barely-legal genderqueer youtube thot:

So.... Larry King?

It's nice that Chris is a functional member of society, but I'm detecting no gratitude or humility in anything he says. Gratitude and humility seem alien to the Chipman mindset. It's as if all of the servicemen and farmers and poorly paid members of the working class who prop up Bob and Chris' lifestyle aren't worthy of mentioning, because the Chipmans feel entitled to their labor as Superior Beings. I may cringe a little whenever I hear a super religious person thanking God for their list of accomplishments, but at least they're acknowledging that there are external forces at work, forces that allow them the opportunity to succeed with effort on their part. You just know that Chris is jotting down that list and saying to himself "Yeah, that was ALL ME, baby! I'M SO AWESOME!" It's a bit....unseemly.

At least the religious person is acknowledging the creator of their gifts for giving them those gifts. It's just like a NASCAR driver thanking Ford or GM for making their car.

or those unaware, the Swedish climate goblin accidentally tweeted out a document discussing a coordinated messaging campaign across social media in support of Indian farmers against their government, due to some agricultural bill the government is trying to pass. Naturally, India got pretty pissed that foreigners were meddling in their country's affairs, even raising the possibility of criminal complaints, so we'll have to see how this pans out. Regardless of the outcome, it's an interesting peek behind the curtains that cover up the powers that be and how they co-opt grassroots efforts for their own ends, if not just fabricating them outright.

You don't say.....

The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign That Saved the 2020 Election

For more than a year, a loosely organized coalition of operatives scrambled to shore up America’s institutions

time.com

White supremacist lynch mobs:

"aiming to murder billions" but only 5 people died - and 4 of those were on the side of the mob.

Umm... not sure that's the rock solid narrative Bob thinks it is.

Man, if only. People are fleeing the "socialist utopia" in droves.

Tell me about it. Trump should have built the border wall around the West Coast.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Then again, this is the maroon who failed to beat Super Mario World or whatever and just sucked at Mario in general.

Seriously? I thought he was some kind of Mario savant with how often he went on about his love for the character.

 

[Adamska]

Seriously? I thought he was some kind of Mario savant with how often he went on about his love for the character.

Oh no, he sucks complete shit at games in general, and it took him years to beat this game designed for children. He just is a big sped fanboy of it because of the TV show more than anything from what I can tell. He probably got into gaming because of commercials about his favorite TV show guy being in games.

 

[instythot]

Oh no, he sucks complete shit at games in general, and it took him years to beat this game designed for children. He just is a big sped fanboy of it because of the TV show more than anything from what I can tell. He probably got into gaming because of commercials about his favorite TV show guy being in games.

I would unironically watch Bob streaming vidya just to see what happens when he gets frustrated at being bad at Mario. Would he be a grumpy dsp, or a raging wings?

 

[Koby_Fish]

His attempt to latch on to Five Nights at Freddy's with that McDonald's tweet really shows how incompetent and out of touch he is with games. Then again, this is the maroon who failed to beat Super Mario World or whatever and just sucked at Mario in general.

As someone who's beaten Super Mario Bros. 3 (Bob's absolutest mostest favoritest game) several times (we rented it but didn't own it; sometimes borrowed a friend's copy) not to mention Super Mario World, it's absolutely amazing to me that Bob couldn't beat them. And I'm no "pro", either. Sure, some levels gave me fits, but still.

The fact that he found the apple pie trees scary is just pathetic, given he's the living embodiment of Mayor McCheese.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

As someone who's beaten Super Mario Bros. 3 (Bob's absolutest mostest favoritest game) several times (we rented it but didn't own it; sometimes borrowed a friend's copy) not to mention Super Mario World, it's absolutely amazing to me that Bob couldn't beat them. And I'm no "pro", either. Sure, some levels gave me fits, but still.

The fact that he found the apple pie trees scary is just pathetic, given he's the living embodiment of Mayor McCheese.

I can't tell if it's more pathetic than Dobson's fear of carnivale masks.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

It's just an easy joke to make since so many craft beer drinkers are left leaning beardos that all have the same aesthetic: balding, bearded, often bespectacled, with an untoned, schlubby figure and pale complexion. Usually stuffed into a "geek culture" t shirt and jorts.

I have known some craft beer aficionados who stay in shape. I have never known any straight craft beer aficionados who stay in shape. (I wonder if Bob and his ilk have ever considered the unrealistic body standards that the gay community brutally enforces. Probably not.)

For those unaware, the Swedish climate goblin accidentally tweeted out a document discussing a coordinated messaging campaign across social media in support of Indian farmers against their government, due to some agricultural bill the government is trying to pass. Naturally, India got pretty pissed that foreigners were meddling in their country's affairs, even raising the possibility of criminal complaints, so we'll have to see how this pans out. Regardless of the outcome, it's an interesting peek behind the curtains that cover up the powers that be and how they co-opt grassroots efforts for their own ends, if not just fabricating them outright.

Spiked actually just published an article about this, and even though most of us already know that activism is equal parts fake and gay, it's quite disturbing to see a snapshot of the ecosystem laid out in front of us. Combine that with the recent TIME article about the "cabal" (their words, not mine) rigging, sorry, fortifying the election and it paints a picture of our society as the shittiest, most banal cyberpunk dystopia imaginable.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The idea of america is that each state would get to decide.

California want to be a socialist "paradise"? Fine! Let them vote for it! Utah want to be a theocracy? So it shall be! This way, not only would the people get what they voted for, but they could also sort themselves out. Socialists could go to California to live while the church ladies could all go to Utah. etc

The problem nowadays is wanting to impose a common vision across all 50 states from the top down via the federal government. If the Fed would back off and let each state be a little weird, this country wouldn't be breaking apart at the seams.

Which is what I support - however, the last 60 years have been a constant attack on states' rights so while I like the sound of Cali turning itself into a People's Republic and Utah into a theocracy, the people who insist that abortion, drinking ages and gay marriage get delegated to the federal governmemt wouldn't allow it.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I have known some craft beer aficionados who stay in shape. I have never known any straight craft beer aficionados who stay in shape. (I wonder if Bob and his ilk have ever considered the unrealistic body standards that the gay community brutally enforces. Probably not.)



Spiked actually just published an article about this, and even though most of us already know that activism is equal parts fake and gay, it's quite disturbing to see a snapshot of the ecosystem laid out in front of us. Combine that with the recent TIME article about the "cabal" (their words, not mine) rigging, sorry, fortifying the election and it paints a picture of our society as the shittiest, most banal cyberpunk dystopia imaginable.

What's sad is that dystopias of the past at least had decent fashion. The 20th century may have been the most hellish one on record, but at least (until the 70s) it had stylish clothing and most people were in shape. Communist dystopias like Maoist China and the Soviet Union had lots of depressing gray, but the military uniforms looked sharp, at least. Today's modern Woketopia is full of people who wouldn't have looked out of place in a circus tent, and there's even a name that describes the chimplike grimace of submission that most of them sport on their faces. Modern Leftism seeks to demoralize by emphasizing the ugly, destroying standards of appearance that take even a modicum of effort to maintain. They do this to create a world that no one's happy in, and that no one will feel inspired to fight for. A world where you just live in the pod, eat the bugs, and enjoy your new non-binary sex partner, who looks like a cross between George Floyd and the uglier Slaton sister.

No wonder Bob wants to live in a world like this. Compared to most Antifa members, Bob Chipman looks like a gentleman's clothing model and has impeccable fashion. And this is a man who wears polo shirts under his suitcoat and white socks with a tuxedo!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

A world where you just live in the pod, eat the bugs, and enjoy your new non-binary sex partner, who looks like a cross between George Floyd and the uglier Slaton sister.

That's what Blob envisions for us, yeah.

What never stops amazing me is that he thinks he'd be in the elite in that scenario.

 

[Mr Snek]

That's what Blob envisions for us, yeah.

What never stops amazing me is that he thinks he'd be in the elite in that scenario.

I'm pretty sure it was mentioned before in this thread, but Bob really reminds me of that saying about all Americans believing themselves to be temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Except in Bobs case he's replaced "millionaire" with elite/celebrity.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Slight powerlevel: next week I intend to take a couple of courses on data analysis and visualization, which could be useful to advance in my job and in my general field of studies. I've been also practicing fixing electronic components.

It makes me wonder if the fat fucker has done something to, at least, improve himself and his rather lacking skill set, so he could fall back on something.

What am I saying, of course not. He's perfect and awesome the way he is. The others need to see it.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Slight powerlevel: next week I intend to take a couple of courses on data analysis and visualization, which could be useful to advance in my job and in my general field of studies. I've been also practicing fixing electronic components.

It makes me wonder if the fat fucker has done something to, at least, improve himself and his rather lacking skill set, so he could fall back on something.

What am I saying, of course not. He's perfect and awesome the way he is. The others need to see it.

Even if he wanted to change something about himself, I don't think he has the will. He doesn't actually want to be a fat diabetic. Being a fat diabetic makes COVID-19 more dangerous to him than it is to most people. He feels as if his life is literally in danger due to being a fat diabetic. He sets his own schedule and his "job" isn't very time-consuming (as evidenced by his extensive tweeting at all hours). There is absolutely nothing to stop him from getting fit (OK, the gyms are probably shut down in his state, but he'd be too afraid to go anyway). But he has done nothing but sit on his fat ass fuming while desperately waiting on the government to vaccinate him. If he had started exercising and eating right at the start of pandemic he'd probably be healthy and safe by now! Not to mention he'd feel better and look better too. But he will do absolutely nothing to improve himself even when his life is threatened. If that isn't a declaration "I cannot improve and will be a lolcow for life" I don't know what is.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm pretty sure it was mentioned before in this thread, but Bob really reminds me of that saying about all Americans believing themselves to be temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Except in Bobs case he's replaced "millionaire" with elite/celebrity.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Bob considers himself a temporarily embarassed Waffen-SS trooper.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I think he's just borderline retarded

>borderline

It makes me wonder if the fat fucker has done something to, at least, improve himself and his rather lacking skill set, so he could fall back on something.

Why should he do that? Blob sees himself as a member of the Intelligentsia, he is so deluded he thinks he's on the same level like Tolstoi, Faulkner and Hemingway while in reality he's a fat sore NEET who looks arrogantly down to people who actually have a job and an income.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Bob considers himself a temporarily embarassed Waffen-SS trooper.

Blob is a temporarily embarrassed role model for Jabba the Hut.
But tbh, I would love to see Blob during the Battle of Prochorovka in 1943 or the 2nd Battle of Charkov. I think I would piss myself while laughing myself to death. OTOH, he would have lost his gunt pretty fast, while marching 40 miles thru the russian countryside a day.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Blob is a temporarily embarrassed role model for Jabba the Hut.
But tbh, I would love to see Blob during the Battle of Prochorovka in 1943 or the 2nd Battle of Charkov. I think I would piss myself while laughing myself to death. OTOH, he would have lost his gunt pretty fast, while marching 40 miles thru the russian countryside a day.

Maybe so, but Blob would definitely be at home in the 36th Waffen-SS Grenadier Division.

When you commit so many war crimes that you get the SS, the organisation which was directly responsible for guarding the death camps, to shake their heads, you fucked up.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Maybe so, but Blob would definitely be at home in the 36th Waffen-SS Grenadier Division.

When you commit so many war crimes that you get the SS, the organisation which was directly responsible for guarding the death camps, to shake their heads, you fucked up.

Tbh, I can see that Bob would have been an asset for those lunatics or he would have joined up one of the Einsatzgruppen, but definitively somewhere in that range of depravity.

 

[Tronathon242]

Maybe so, but Blob would definitely be at home in the 36th Waffen-SS Grenadier Division.

When you commit so many war crimes that you get the SS, the organisation which was directly responsible for guarding the death camps, to shake their heads, you fucked up.

Someone like Bob would be able fit in with the Dirlewagners. Some of those considered rejects by Nazi society from common to hardcore criminals. the mentally insane, and even homosexuals and Gypsies (from what I've gathered) were allowed to join. He himself is basically a societal reject with grand delusions, so the attraction wouldn't be misplaced. Of course, whether he would be physically capable of doing what these monsters committed is another matter. But the old "only bad targets" logic would mean he wouldn't hesitate to imitate their deeds on his fores if he could.

 

[manlikebigp]

Bob would have been an asset

maybe as a human shield