Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Maybe I was hallucinating but I think Bob tried to argue it was the reception after the funeral that he missed, not the funeral itself?

This is the quote from his book - draw what conclusions you want from it.

In any case, fate provided a solution: on top of everything else, the air-conditioner in our home […] finally gave up the ghost after years of erratic functionality. So, while the rest of the family was off to share grief in the manner of psychologically-healthy human beings, I was off to buy, set up and install a new AC. If nothing else, when we were all (inevitably) still sad later on, at least we weren’t also miserably hot and sweaty.

Either way, doing that when your grandmother's being laid to rest is incredibly scummy.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

How the fuck could he not beat Super Mario World? I did when I was seven.

Based on that statement of yours, some could come to the conclusion that his mental range never developed beyond that of a six year old.

 

[blablabla]

the morons deep toughting this thread may be even more retarded that boeber himself. fuck off and let us laugh at the fat retard in peace

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Either way, doing that when your grandmother's being laid to rest is incredibly scummy.

The facts that he put that in his book for no reason should speak volumes about what he truly is.

 

[Tronathon242]

I honestly believe he had a "Coming to Damascus" moment where he gazed, probably blankly, at the monorail that took him to EPCOT as a really stupid and prone to tantrum child. Because that's the best part; about 80% of his retard ramblings came from a speculative future ride that used to run at the place.

The remaining 20% came from him watching a random Star Trek movie and then doing some googling to pretend he actually has watched anything else but parodies of ToS.

To Bob, his future and idea of heaven is shitty elevator ads and a ride from the late 1980s.

Hanna-Barbera cartoons about the future no doubt played some part in shaping his perception of what the it should be. He surely expected something like Rosie the Robot to be around by now to clean his shitty hovel.

Everything Bobert says about the superior future is couched in sci-fi TV concepts. He's pissed that the governments of the world did not re-route their budgets towards making the imaginations of screen writers a reality.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I remember he bitched about Mario being born in the Mushroom kingdom and how he was yelling about Mario has to be from Brooklyn. That was hilarious but it does cement why Moviebob is very similar to CWC in that they both don't accept change to their favorite series but immediately accept it later on and still consoom.

“MARIO IS NOT FROM THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM, AND THIS SERIOUSLY CAUSES SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! NINTENDO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING YOSHI’S ISLAND AND CHANGE MARIO’S BIRTHPLACE BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!”

 

[Nointey]

Moviebob is basically the model image of what a common discord moderator looks like

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Hanna-Barbera cartoons about the future no doubt played some part in shaping his perception of what the it should be. He surely expected something like Rosie the Robot to be around by now to clean his shitty hovel.

Everything Bobert says about the superior future is couched in sci-fi TV concepts. He's pissed that the governments of the world did not re-route their budgets towards making the imaginations of screen writers a reality.

He's pretty much stated as much. He views science as a tool for magic. Just because it doesn't exist doesn't mean it can't in Bob's mind.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Moviebob is basically the model image of what a common discord moderator looks like

As far as I know he hasn't groomed anyone, so I'll have to disagree there.

 

[Nointey]

As far as I know he hasn't groomed anyone, so I'll have to disagree there.

true

 

[A Random]

Maybe I was hallucinating but I think Bob tried to argue it was the reception after the funeral that he missed, not the funeral itself?

It was the reception, yes.

The facts that he put that in his book for no reason should speak volumes about what he truly is.

His excuse is that he was trying to describe his state of mind at all times, including the time he hit another car and panicked because he was afraid of getting lynched by a mob of people who were probably black or Italian.

Of course, none of this matters to someone who's interested in Super Mario Bros. 3 in the technical level, because Bob is a moron. If he had tried to do an analysis of his favorite movie, regardless of what it was, we'd have to read about him talking about watching the same movie twenty times which he does to find as many angles to analyze as possible, where he talks about the food in the concession stand, how pleasant the woman who is selling him the movie tickets or his small portion for an average person of popcorn-and-soda is, and how he had to change his bathroom break schedule after every screening so he could stop walking out on the same spot every time.

He tried to sell his book as an analysis of what Miyamoto and co. were doing but instead he just made it an ode to himself in the best attempt at Ozymandias-ing himself.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

the time he hit another car and panicked because he was afraid of getting lynched by a mob of people who were probably black or Italian.

What a great ally to black people Bob is.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

the morons deep toughting this thread may be even more retarded that boeber himself. fuck off and let us laugh at the fat retard in peace

um try again w/ tha spelling sweaty, u should off gone 2 specsaver's lol

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Maybe so. It seems his princess is always in another castle.

That would actually imply someone was waiting for him.

 

[manlikebigp]

He tried to sell his book as an analysis of what Miyamoto and co. were doing but instead he just made it an ode to himself in the best attempt at Ozymandias-ing himself.

The first time my English GCSE has ever benefited me in life

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

That would actually imply someone was waiting for him.

Somewhere there is a fat Tranny who would love to be his Princess.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

That would actually imply someone was waiting for him.

Maybe so, but I like to imagine that the princess left the country when she heard that Duke Bob of Transimpvania was on the rampage.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Somewhere there is a fat Tranny who would love to be his Princess.

Nobody is attracted to dorky looking, shitty personality Bob.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Should this thread's next vote be:

Is Dfvcrtfdfg a random troll, or a member of the Bob Brigade here to defend m'gentleman?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Should this thread's next vote be:

Is Dfvcrtfdfg a random troll, or a member of the Bob Brigade here to defend m'gentleman?

No, he's Ashley Jankowski, who is obsessed with @Karl der Grosse for reasons I can't quite understand.