Only because he doesn't have the personality to attract anyone on any level. I mean does anyone really think he wouldn't groom some confused 15 year old "girl" troon and get his prize on "her" 18th birthday if he could?
OMG I'm an unwieldy sperg, but I bet you I could do a much better job of making a book about SMB3 than Bob. Like, WAY better. Like "You'll want to save those P wings for REALLY annoying levels, like those tanks in the water in the part where the hand grabs you in on the way to Bowser in the last world" or "Kuriboh's shoe/Goomba's Shoe is the best accessory ever, amirite?" And I could probably also do it with minimal powerlevelling.
He might deserve it, but i honestly don't want anything bad to happen to him. Call it overexposure or whatever, but it's happening the same with me that happened with DSP: even if they are shit people that deserve everything bad that happens in their lives because they bring it on themselves for being dumbasses, i still don't want anything bad to happen to them. And i mean bad in the sense "They lose everything they have" or "They are at risk of dying". I guess that they grew fond on me or that they provide so much hilarity and amusement that i don't want them gone for good, even if that would be for the best. I know i should say "As long as there is life, there is hope", but all of us know that Bob is past hope and redemption unless he does some serious soul searching and faces the worst in himself, which will probably cause him to break down for quite a while.
Maybe so, but troons tend to groom other troons more than normal people do.
Hell, the Chippa has a meltdown everytime (he thinks) he's been exposed to Corona Chan. Bob would likely do similar.
You kinda just did....
I'm not so sure. If he did, he'd whine constantly about him having the beer bug was all Pmurt's fault.
I swing back and forth between abject pity and utter contempt for Bob. Yes, he is already so pathetic that him tumbling to rock bottom would just be sad, but he's also one of the most bitter, hateful, and egotistical people I've ever encountered, and in the several years I've lurked here he has never, ever improved.
I feel bad that he has a crappy life, until I read his Twitter feed and realize he's an asshole.
How long until Bobbo starts crying harrassment?
...the sad thing is I have a good idea what happened here, because I've seen it happen to other people: he was probably flushing baby wipes (because fatasses don't do well with normal TP) and they clogged the pipe, causing a back-up.
You are right. I remember the Amazing Atheist mentioning that in a vlog. He's morbidly obese, and said that his baby wipes caused a backup, and the landlord had to hire a plumber. He got charged money for it too. Wish I could go back and find the video.
there's also the possibility that after cleaning out the fridge (LOL
) of something well past it's sell-by date, Bob flushed things down the toilet that really should have gone in the garbage/compost instead.
Probably doesn't due to being too fat to wipe properly at this point.
