Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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What I also find amusing is how Bob wants to take the daughter of Miles Dyson and turn him in your stereotypical “strong POC woman” when he completely forgets that Miles was a decent family man who had the best of intentions and was willing to sacrifice his life when he realizes that his work, no matter how hard he wanted it to help everyday people, would destroy humanity.
Dyson really is a great character, especially if you view the director's cut. I bet Bob doesn't like him specifically because he decides to destroy his life's work to save humanity instead of trying to rework it or just letting it proceed as it would.
 
The solution to defeating rogue AI is ”don't build it”.
I'm not saying that to be a smartarse. If you build any form of general AI there are so many things that could go wrong, so it's best not to let that particular cat out the bag.
I'm starting to feel personally attacked on this thread...

Nah I'm joshing ya.

(Besides everyone knows the best solution is to make the AI booze fueled and then keep the recipe secret.)
 
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It's not enough for Bob to be ignorant of the source material. No, he needs to actively hate it.
And it's all because some Forbes article from like 15 years ago and written by a Republican said the Dark Knight was a good movie.

Seriously, what Bobby refuses to also admit is that Darkseid wants to effectively destroy free will via finding the perfect equation that invokes sheer despair and a desire to just lay there and die. Stupid premise, but the fucker's quite evil enough to be taken seriously.

Mainly because he never really read comics and mostly watched the Superfriends and some random 90s DC shows.
 
It's not enough for Bob to be ignorant of the source material. No, he needs to actively hate it.
Bob is the most self-hating geek I’ve ever seen. He fancies himself an intellectual, but he doesn’t particularly enjoy intelligent or artistic films. So he needs every piece of pop-culture to have a massive asterisk attached that says “I KNOW, IT’S SILLY 😉😉😉” otherwise he’ll feel dumb for enjoying low-brow entertainment. That’s why he constantly shits on anything that takes itself even remotely seriously. He’s insecure as fuck.
 
I'm starting to feel personally attacked on this thread...

Nah I'm joshing ya.

(Besides everyone knows the best solution is to make the AI booze fueled and then keep the recipe secret.)
You're one of the good ones, I swear. I mean, some of my friends are robots...
Bob doesn't understand that man is supposed to control his tools, not be controlled by them.
Blob is a neofeudalist, so...
 
Its not like you arent a mysoginistic incel piece of shit Bobbo, no siree
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The "version" of you Robert that wasn't disgusted at the public dog pile on Lindsay Lohan is the same one as you are today, the difference is that the public opinion has changed over this subject, and you now cater this "mea culpa" as if you are trully sorry for something that was completely accepted by the majority at the time, and so had no repercussions to enjoy or at least be indifferent to it.

Same shit with comparing Megan Fox to a sex doll, Robert was well over his 30's when he made that joke and no one just gets a new set of values this late on life. Robert didn't see the fucking light and now is penitent to it. Robert isn't sorry for the joke, he is sorry because now the public opinion says it is in bad taste.

But the core of Robert's behaviour that made him make the Megan Fox joke, or take some catharsis from the Lindsay Lohan shit show is still intact. He is vicious to any openly conservative women, making fun of their looks in a particular mean way, or taking delight in a public figure downfall, like he is enjoying himself with the Gina Carano thing.

So please, spare us with the "version of me" bullshit Robert, you didn't change, you didn't get any new principles, you are just a coward that is afraid to stand by your words, because you also engage and enjoy the twitter public lynchings. and want to keep on doing so without any repercusion to yourself, but I don't buy for a second that you are "sorry" in any form.

Robert always enjoyed this misogynistic behaviour of his, but he was always carefull to choose the proper targets.

Back when it was cool to make fun of Megan Fox, the dumb bitch form the Transformers movies? fire away the sex doll jokes.

Everybody was sick of Lindsay Lohan antics? Well let's see how the junkie is doing on Letterman! Oh man she really let hersefl go huh?

People are mad Gina Carano got the boot? oh why the long faces? can't we just slap a wig on a piece of meat with two big arms and call it a day? :smug:

That's why Robert ain't sorry, because one is sorry for a bad conduct he or she has, in this case making fun of women being pilled on a public fashion, but Robert only seems to be sorry about it when it ain't so funny for the public in general about a certain person, but the behaviour, the principle, that is still very much there Robert.
 
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"So many emotions!" If I had this blubbering vagina as my father, the only emotion I'd be feeling is stone cold fear.

Also, there have been problems reported with the vaccine. Many people have gotten sick from it. Wouldn't it be ironic if Bob and Chris wound up having to go to the hospital because of a reaction to the vaccine? They certainly believe that catching the 'rona would be a death sentence for the both of them and that the vaccine is some kind of instacure. That certainly doesn't sound like something people who get all of their medical advice from cartoons would think, now does it?
Christ, is it impossible for that retard Chippa to not make the dumb soy smile face? Even with the mask on I can tell he's making it.

As for the vaccine, the stories of the severe reactions are one of the reasons I'm holding off for a bit (was it the Pfizer or the Moderna one that someone recently allegedly died from?) If it does have adverse effects on either of these two, it would be unfortunate (seriously, no one wants to see Chris's kids to suffer, even if their father is a douchebag). However, in the case of MovieBob, it would be extremely ironic given his worship of "the Science. ™️ "
TNG is a bit too highbrow for Bob.
I suspect even TOS is too high brow for Bob, given how it's clear he never took any of its messages to heart.
 
Christ, is it impossible for that retard Chippa to not make the dumb soy smile face? Even with the mask on I can tell he's making it.

As for the vaccine, the stories of the severe reactions are one of the reasons I'm holding off for a bit (was it the Pfizer or the Moderna one that someone recently allegedly died from?) If it does have adverse effects on either of these two, it would be unfortunate (seriously, no one wants to see Chris's kids to suffer, even if their father is a douchebag). However, in the case of MovieBob, it would be extremely ironic given his worship of "the Science. ™️ "

I suspect even TOS is too high brow for Bob, given how it's clear he never took any of its messages to heart.
Chris is so much like his brother, I'm finding it hard to believe he ever did anything as functional as get an engineering job, get married or have children. He must have the Devil's own luck.
 
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"So many emotions!" If I had this blubbering vagina as my father, the only emotion I'd be feeling is stone cold fear.

Also, there have been problems reported with the vaccine. Many people have gotten sick from it. Wouldn't it be ironic if Bob and Chris wound up having to go to the hospital because of a reaction to the vaccine? They certainly believe that catching the 'rona would be a death sentence for the both of them and that the vaccine is some kind of instacure. That certainly doesn't sound like something people who get all of their medical advice from cartoons would think, now does it?
I hope one of the emotions Chris is feeling is gratitude to the Trump administration for fast tracking the covid vaccine.
 
That's why Robert ain't sorry, because one is sorry for a bad conduct he or she has, in this case making fun of women being pilled on a public fashion, but Robert only seems to be sorry about it when it ain't so funny for the public in general about a certain person, but the behaviour, the principle, that is still very much there Robert.
I forget who said it, or if it was just a random tweet, this isn't my observation - but, Bob's the kinda guy who says things as loudly as he can, and then, depending on the reaction he got, tries to walk it back with "It was just a joke" or "I never said that".

He has no guiding principles other than keeping a 1.000 average for being right an winning arguments by deciding the terms of engagement AFTER he's spoken. He has no stomach for anything but fawning agreement. He's either right, or was misunderstood....

EDIT: @Marshal Mannerheim found it - "Schrodingers Douchebag" See Below.
 
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Chris is so much like his brother, I'm finding it hard to believe he ever did anything as functional as get an engineering job, get married or have children. He must have the Devil's own luck.
I would hazard a guess that Chris was more rational when he was undergoing his post-secondary education. However, with the rise social media and the societal fragmenting we have witnessed for the past decade, there has been significant "cognitive decline" (for lack of a better term.) It is obvious that Chris's ability for critical thought has eroded to the point of nonexistence. He accepts the party line without question and devolved into a mindless consoomer like his older brother.
I hope one of the emotions Chris is feeling is gratitude to the Trump administration for fast tracking the covid vaccine.
Chris likely believes that scientists and the DNC magically conjured up the vaccine.
 
MTG is an absolute top-notch lolcow so I can totally believe that's true. But some lolcows are more equal than others, and one who managed to get herself into Congress is more equal than one who sits moaning in a basement.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, MTG will have her own board here, unlike Bob.

The common theme with cows with their own boards? They all graduated to wreaking havoc in meatspace and you can wreak a lot of high profile havoc in congress. All Bob will ever do is shriek at the choir on social media.
 
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, MTG will have her own board here, unlike Bob.
I'd be opposed to giving her her own board for the same reason I'd be against an AOC board or a Donald Trump board - we have three perfectly good boards for politisperging already.
 
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