Friendless birthdays can be pretty dope. I can't criticize a guy who turns off his phone for his birthday, buys a nice steak, and sits in his back yard grilling and drinking beer all day.
as if bob had the chance between not having friend into his basement shithole or being alone
You call yourself an adult?
Dude, I don’t think this guy is right in the head. He sounds like one of Bob’s fans.
I agree, solitude is a nice treat. I've done solo camping trips just to get away from people and the city for a weekend. But remember, this is Bob. Solitude is all he has and all he ever will.
Man? Let's get our nomenclature sorted out. He's a fat, stupid little boy who will never be a man in any way.
I suddenly have a mental image of both Bob and Jake that I don't want in my head.
Little PL: For my wife's birthday one year I took our three kids on a day to the park and then movies.
just by the way, Bob hasn't lived in his mother's basement (assuming Casa de Papa Chipman even had one) since like 2014. AFAIK Chris's hovel (in Lynn) doesn't even have a basement. The home Bob's living in (in Revere) belongs to an aunt (last check anyway according to property rolls) who clearly does not live there but owns the house for a means of rental income and rented out the top half to complete asshole strangers that Bob has nothing to do with (nor does he need to as he has a separate entrance) and who I'd guess is probably giving Bob a great deal on his rent.
Bob's autism and obsession over childish things wouldn't be all that bad if he did something useful for humanity. I remember watching a documentary about a genius programmer who made 6 figures a year. But he was so autistic that he still lived with his parents and he spent quite a bit of money on tasteless pinups, which he treated as high art. But you know what? He's still heads and shoulders above Bob because he's doing something of value, supporting himself as best he can, and he keeps his hobby largely to himself. He's got a right to spend his money on things he enjoys, and frankly, he's probably better off collecting pinups than he is harassing live women on Twitter. Bob, on the other hand, earns hipster welfare, obsesses over kid stuff and openly drools over cartoon lesbians to the point where it makes people uncomfortable.
It reminds me of Chris Chan's
.I see that today's a day ending in Y as the left are eating their own again.Some woman disrespects AOC! This will not stand even though she is a fellow Hillary fan!
I do not like Israel.Mah Israel!!!!
Of all the cows to simp for, why pick a fat 40 year old virgin?
and then if they're of the Left he'll No True Scotsman them up as "the dirtbag left" and insinuate they're actually horseshoeing into the alt-right (despite, I believe, Bob officially denying Horseshoe Theory, IIRC?) and dismiss them thus out-of-hand as irredeemable Zombie Mayonnaise Ghouls.
and he'll get drunk and start arguing with others at the bar over politics or video games or some woman he's simping for -- the argument will consist of Bob sidelining the argument when he's proven wrong; it'll end with people calling him a fat fuck. Not to be discouraged, he'll give the bar a one star review online and won't leave a tip.
