Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Troonologist PhD]

He's a neolib and hates socialists unless they happen to be well endowed.

Think about it - would Blob spend half the time he currently spends extolling certain Congresswomen's virtues on a male, very socialist, Puerto Rican ex-waiter called, to pick a completely random name with no connection to anyone real whatsoever, ”Alejandro Ocasio y Cortés”, and who primaried someone who had been described as Nancy Pelosi's successor, especially if that hypothetical Congressman had fucked over Blob's corporate waifu, Amazon, several times before?

I agree with that. I ask because he has to pretend to be pro-socialist if he wants to fit in with the Wokies.

 

[Nobue]

Eh, it wasn't the orcs that lead me to that conclusion. It was that Middle Earth's only good humans happened to be white people and (oddly) pygmies (the Woses). All the blacks and asians (Hardrim, the men of Umbar, the Easterlings) were servants of evil.

But again, I don't hold that against Tolkien since, as I said, it was the product of an old Englishman in the early 20th. I'm fairly sure Blobert wouldn't care about that circumstance or context.

The men of the south also thought the men of the north would torture and rape them before taking their land. It's not like they teamed up with Sauron just out of meanness or anything.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob continues to be terrified of being raped by Republican voting alligators in Florida, or something.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob continues to be terrified of being raped by Republican voting alligators in Florida, or something.

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Bob's romanticized view of NYC is simultaneously laughable and infuriating. Cocksucker has no idea how far down the toilet this city has gone, between the rampant crime and the COVID lunacy. Dude needs to have a bad weekend here -- maybe he can run into the next iteration of the A Train Ripper, or get beaten by a flash mob the second he steps into the Port Authority.

At least he's not Asian or an Orthodox Jew. Our local feral youth population puts a priority on them.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob's romanticized view of NYC is simultaneously laughable and infuriating. Cocksucker has no idea how far down the toilet this city has gone, between the rampant crime and the COVID lunacy. Dude needs to have a bad weekend here -- maybe he can run into the next iteration of the A Train Ripper, or get beaten by a flash mob the second he steps into the Port Authority.

At least he's not Asian or an Orthodox Jew. Our local feral youth population puts a priority on them.

You have to leave your basement apartment to be harassed or assaulted by local youth cultures, my dude. Bob would be immune anyway.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I agree with that. I ask because he has to pretend to be pro-socialist if he wants to fit in with the Wokies.

He would probably find some way to rationalise it because, in his mind, [Corporation] can do no wrong.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob's romanticized view of NYC is simultaneously laughable and infuriating. Cocksucker has no idea how far down the toilet this city has gone, between the rampant crime and the COVID lunacy. Dude needs to have a bad weekend here -- maybe he can run into the next iteration of the A Train Ripper, or get beaten by a flash mob the second he steps into the Port Authority.

At least he's not Asian or an Orthodox Jew. Our local feral youth population puts a priority on them.

Also, is anyone really surprised that Cuomo turned out to be a corrupt asshole ?

 

[Judge Dredd]

I didn't know what Wandavision was, so I googled it. Surprise surprise, more capeshit.

But why does Bob obsess over Wandavision even more than other Marvel media? He jumped on the Black Panther bandwagon, but that was for asspats.

 

[King Dead]

I didn't know what Wandavision was, so I googled it. Surprise surprise, more capeshit.

But why does Bob obsess over Wandavision even more than other Marvel media? He jumped on the Black Panther bandwagon, but that was for asspats.

Three reasons I can think of:
1. It's the only Mahvel shit that's come out in a considerable length of time, ever since the coof derailed their glorious Phase 4 plans by a year and counting. His consoomer brain needs something to talk about, so he'll take whatever scraps he can get.
2. Blobbo desperately needs to believe that his beloved pop culture slop should be considered on par with the classics of cinema, and to that end he's spent an inordinate amount of time comparing a generic capeshit show to the works of David Lynch. Because if the pablum he consooms can be viewed as a work of art, then all of a sudden he's actually an important critic with insights into the great cinema of our time, and not just a dime-a-dozen internet reviewer.
3. He wants to fuck Elizabeth Olsen.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Bob continues to be terrified of being raped by Republican voting alligators in Florida, or something.

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Please, Fat Bobert, for the love of God, don't come to Florida. We don't want you. Stay in your hovel basement for the rest of your life—everyone will be better off for it.

Also the guy who's 400 pounds isn't going to New York any time soon. Someone with that much fat can't get around Manhattan on foot, and we all know he's too much of a pussy to use the subway right now. The thing New Yorkers hate most in their daily life is a slow walker who takes up the entire sidewalk, meaning it's the worst possible thing for him. He's also the easiest mark you could ever find.

 

[Mola Ram]

Please, Fat Bobert, for the love of God, don't come to Florida. We don't want you. Stay in your hovel basement for the rest of your life—everyone will be better off for it.

Also the guy who's 400 pounds isn't going to New York any time soon. Someone with that much fat can't get around Manhattan on foot, and we all know he's too much of a pussy to use the subway right now. The thing New Yorkers hate most in their daily life is a slow walker who takes up the entire sidewalk, meaning it's the worst possible thing for him. He's also the easiest mark you could ever find.

We have too many Italians for the fat thing to be true. But that accent won't win him any friends.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob continues to be terrified of being raped by Republican voting alligators in Florida, or something.

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either that or he's terrified he'll run into Florida Man™ on bath salts who will eat his face off. But Bob is fat and not even Florida Man™ on Bath Salts would have sex with eat him.

 

[Positron]

Chris is making inroads to Bob territory:

Please, Fat Bobert, for the love of God, don't come to Florida. We don't want you. Stay in your hovel basement for the rest of your life—everyone will be better off for it.

But...but...but... EPCOT!!!!!

Bobby attacks Mike Pence for being Christian:

Pence's piece did not mention religion or "Mother 100%" (who is she anyway?); he is mainly alerting people that a new bill (HR 1) might open even more loopholes for election fraud, and is frankly unconstitutional.

Speaking of HR 1:


Police is humane to non-negroid wild animals. This is not okay to Bobby.


You know, Robert is expert in intellectual property law too:


Plus-sized capeshit:

What's that smell? Desperation.

Simp:

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob continues to be terrified of being raped by Republican voting alligators in Florida, or something.

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If Bob went to Florida nobody there would give a shit and ignore him. Same if he went to New York or the bar down the street from his basement apartment.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Bobby attacks Mike Pence for being Christian:

Jesus Christ this is some peak /r/atheist cringe shit you might expect to see ca. 2010. No fucking wonder this guy can't get (or keep) a job with a public facing media company—just on this tweet alone he would have alienated half the entire population of the United States. Add in his calls for fascistic genocides of red states, and his personal brand starts out with an appeal to a sliver of the population even before excluding the people who aren't into his capeshit.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Jesus Christ this is some peak /r/atheist cringe shit you might expect to see ca. 2010. No fucking wonder this guy can't get (or keep) a job with a public facing media company—just on this tweet alone he would have alienated half the entire population of the United States. Add in his calls for fascistic genocides of red states, and his personal brand starts out with an appeal to a sliver of the population even before excluding the people who aren't into his capeshit.

I like how he loathes republicans so much he attacks them for demanding elections appropriate to America and not some shit-pot third world country.
”You want transparently noncorrupt elections to ensure that the will of the people is carried out to the specifications laid down in the fundamental laws of our nation? Fuck you, you Christian! Reeeeeeee!”

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I like how he loathes republicans so much he attacks them for demanding elections appropriate to America and not some shit-pot third world country.
”You want transparently noncorrupt elections to ensure that the will of the people is carried out to the specifications laid down in the fundamental laws of our nation? Fuck you, you Christian! Reeeeeeee!”

You don't have to acknowledge how the democrats and corporatists are trying to turn America into another Brazil if you stay in your basement all year and "work" as a professional consumer of corporate culture. CinemaRobert is so ignorant of the universe and delusional that even the Buddha himself would have trouble getting him to sever that mental defilement.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I didn't know what Wandavision was, so I googled it. Surprise surprise, more capeshit.

But why does Bob obsess over Wandavision even more than other Marvel media? He jumped on the Black Panther bandwagon, but that was for asspats.

Because it's the only thing Marvel has out right now

Three reasons I can think of:
1. It's the only Mahvel shit that's come out in a considerable length of time, ever since the coof derailed their glorious Phase 4 plans by a year and counting. His consoomer brain needs something to talk about, so he'll take whatever scraps he can get.
2. Blobbo desperately needs to believe that his beloved pop culture slop should be considered on par with the classics of cinema, and to that end he's spent an inordinate amount of time comparing a generic capeshit show to the works of David Lynch. Because if the pablum he consooms can be viewed as a work of art, then all of a sudden he's actually an important critic with insights into the great cinema of our time, and not just a dime-a-dozen internet reviewer.
3. He wants to fuck Elizabeth Olsen.

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[make_it_so]

The use of disease names or categories are NOT regulated anywhere in the world, otherwise we'd all be guilty for calling each other "autistic".

Covid-related finger pointing: "...because most people are stupid...thinkers and believers"
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"Wisdom rests in the heart of him who has understanding, but what is in the heart of fools is made known" -- Proverbs 14:33.

Bobby defends trooning out children, no question asked, no adult consent needed.
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In a roundabout way, Bob is right - the divide is between thinkers and believers. As the post that follows show: there are people who think giving puberty blockers and hormone therapy to adolescents for purely lifestyle purposes is dangerous and the height of irresponsibility on one side, and then there are people who believe such things are perfectly fine and should be mandated on the other.

Bob's smooth brain is working overtime trying to parse out words that amount to "In the United States they could probably get away with doing that [book about homosexuality and mental disorder] the same as Tucker Carlson gets away with (alleged) lying every night by claiming some sort of crazy legal loophole." Such as the galaxy brained concept that hey, if they call it entertainment, they have an "out" if something turns out to be inaccurate. I mean, that was some insane 5D chess the Fox lawyers came up with when they pulled that off, and Film Bob is just mad he didn't think of something that cheap first.

Hey, maybe Bob should try to use this whenever he gets called out on his genocidal fantasies? "Hey, I'm not 100% seriously calling for the destruction of whole swaths of the country that won't vote the way I like, this is just entertainment!"

Bob continues to be terrified of being raped by Republican voting alligators in Florida, or something.

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Again, another dumb hot take based entirely on fantasy and spewed out with some non-sequiturial pop culture reference thrown for good measure.

I didn't know what Wandavision was, so I googled it. Surprise surprise, more capeshit.

But why does Bob obsess over Wandavision even more than other Marvel media? He jumped on the Black Panther bandwagon, but that was for asspats.

Because, from what I understand, it was a Marvel produced series that set itself out to be "smart" and "David Lynchian." We all know how much Bob wants to elevate his Marvel products to the level of high art.

Chris is making inroads to Bob territory:
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So Chris is starting another lame podcast no one will listen too? Is this man not able to get a real job?

I like how he loathes republicans so much he attacks them for demanding elections appropriate to America and not some shit-pot third world country.
”You want transparently noncorrupt elections to ensure that the will of the people is carried out to the specifications laid down in the fundamental laws of our nation? Fuck you, you Christian! Reeeeeeee!”

Bob and his ilk, despite their braying, don't actually care about proper voting or "democracy." They just want to win by any means necessary to crush their enemies on Team Red.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

3. He wants to fuck Elizabeth Olsen.

Don't we all?