Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bobby attacks Mike Pence for being Christian:

Pence's piece did not mention religion or "Mother 100%" (who is she anyway?); he is mainly alerting people that a new bill (HR 1) might open even more loopholes for election fraud, and is frankly unconstitutional.

Bob's fedora-tipping is so cringeworthy when you take his unquestioning submission to corporations and a certain political party into account. He really does believe that the boards of the various megacorps and the politicians they bought off, including one Joseph Biden, have his best interests at heart. Somehow he is under the impression that singing their praises on Twitter, condemning the mayo ghouls, and buying product will earn him a place in the Superior Future™ where he has his pick of an immortal android body and fully-functional starship. Frankly, he is no different from a fire and brimstone evangelical when you look at his entire belief system.

I believe I have said it before, but I am nominally Christian in that I believe in God, but mostly out of growing disenchantment with an increasingly materialistic society and having a metaphysical bent. Bob is too stupid to even think in abstract terms and simply doubles down on his consumerist lifestyle to fill the void that is his existence. Look where that got him. He is the most miserable cunt on the planet when you peel back the layers and he will remain that way until his cholesterol-clogged heart gives out.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Bob and his ilk, despite their braying, don't actually care about proper voting or "democracy." They just want to win by any means necessary to crush their enemies on Team Red.

Bob is the characteristic progressive scumbag. Absolute totalitarian power, death penalty for wrongthink, mindless forced consumerism and annihilation of undefined ‘undesirable cultures’ is fine as long as it’s not a conservative doing it.
He’s the ultimate product of decades of ‘rootless cosmopolitan elite’ social programming.
Doesn’t see the value in the stories of his own people when there are weeaboo video game lore and Jewish superhero products to consume.
Hates the hard-working, lower and middle class flyovers whose efforts and struggles have created a nation that makes his ‘career’ and lifestyle possible.
Thinks that consumerist trash is art (it isn’t), that art critics are as important as artists (they’re not) and that he is a critic of note (c’mon now, lardass).
I wish he’d been born 200 years ago. Not because of any salutary lessons about actual hard work or the effort needed to forge a great nation, but more because the cunt would be dead by now.

 

[EnemyStand]

Bob's fedora-tipping is so cringeworthy when you take his unquestioning submission to corporations and a certain political party into account. He really does believe that the boards of the various megacorps and the politicians they bought off, including one Joseph Biden, have his best interests at heart. Somehow he is under the impression that singing their praises on Twitter, condemning the mayo ghouls, and buying product will earn him a place in the Superior Future™ where he has his pick of an immortal android body and fully-functional starship. Frankly, he is no different from a fire and brimstone evangelical when you look at his entire belief system.

I believe I have said it before, but I am nominally Christian in that I believe in God, but mostly out of growing disenchantment with an increasingly materialistic society and having a metaphysical bent. Bob is too stupid to even think in abstract terms and simply doubles down on his consumerist lifestyle to fill the void that is his existence. Look where that got him. He is the most miserable cunt on the planet when you peel back the layers and he will remain that way until his cholesterol-clogged heart gives out.

I think the reasons you gave is why more people are slowly trickling back into churches. Rate me optimistic if you must.

Anyway, to Bob a cyberpunk world is the next stop on the Superior Future. He needs it because he knows he won't fix himself. It's the ultimate lazy fix: download your brain into a robot? No more worries about sex, addiction, or death. No more blowing money on small amounts of McDonald's for an average size person. He can have the hypermasculine comic book body he's always wanted but was too lazy to work for. How much you want to bet his preferred model would be seven feet tall with shoulders like an airport runway? Little does he know his beloved elites would drop his brain in a Roomba and make him sweep the floor for all eternity.

Bob is the characteristic progressive scumbag. Absolute totalitarian power, death penalty for wrongthink, mindless forced consumerism and annihilation of undefined ‘undesirable cultures’ is fine as long as it’s not a conservative doing it.
He’s the ultimate product of decades of ‘rootless cosmopolitan elite’ social programming.
Doesn’t see the value in the stories of his own people when there are weeaboo video game lore and Jewish superhero products to consume.
Hates the hard-working, lower and middle class flyovers whose efforts and struggles have created a nation that makes his ‘career’ and lifestyle possible.
Thinks that consumerist trash is art (it isn’t), that art critics are as important as artists (they’re not) and that he is a critic of note (c’mon now, lardass).
I wish he’d been born 200 years ago. Not because of any salutary lessons about actual hard work or the effort needed to forge a great nation, but more because the cunt would be dead by now.

Ah, but then we wouldn't be able to mock him. Bob is the ultimate example of people not realizing what they want will screw them over harder than they ever thought possible. Be careful what you wish for is nothing more than a Goosebumps title to him.

 

[Red Hood]

get around Manhattan on foot

I thought Bob didn't even have feets

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Jesus Christ this is some peak /r/atheist cringe shit you might expect to see ca. 2010. No fucking wonder this guy can't get (or keep) a job with a public facing media company—just on this tweet alone he would have alienated half the entire population of the United States. Add in his calls for fascistic genocides of red states, and his personal brand starts out with an appeal to a sliver of the population even before excluding the people who aren't into his capeshit.

These fucks must have really loved the 2000s back when atheists were relevant.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Simp:
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No idea why blob is supporting a woman getting sober. I’m pretty sure the only way he could ever get laid was comforting a sloppy drunk chick cry-puking into a toilet.

 

[blablabla]

bob is really boring at the moment: post another food hot take you disgusting fat pig

 

[Positron]

 

[make_it_so]

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Has to beg for home renovations, can't afford his kid's medication, but is able to buy a $50 bottle of scotch.

Also, Chris, go see a dermatologist to get that ugly shit off your nose.

 

[kcbbq]

Please, Fat Bobert, for the love of God, don't come to Florida. We don't want you. Stay in your hovel basement for the rest of your life—everyone will be better off for it.

Also the guy who's 400 pounds isn't going to New York any time soon. Someone with that much fat can't get around Manhattan on foot, and we all know he's too much of a pussy to use the subway right now. The thing New Yorkers hate most in their daily life is a slow walker who takes up the entire sidewalk, meaning it's the worst possible thing for him. He's also the easiest mark you could ever find.

I've never hated bring in a city more than being in NYC. Even London was better. San Francisco was getter and it has more street shitters than Mumbai.

 

[Red Hood]

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There's nothing that says "I'm an alcoholic" like posting pictures of yourself with a bottle to social media.

Also, I say it again: Dude looks like a dwarf from any generic fantasy game.

 

[Koby_Fish]

If Bob went to Florida nobody there would give a shit and ignore him. Same if he went to New York or the bar down the street from his basement apartment.

someone needs to edit that one GIF that has Dobson's blue bear head photoshopped onto a guy, and the guy that looks like Newman from Seinfeld saying "We got dobson here! See? Nobody cares" except photoshop Bob's head and replace "Dobson" with "Moviebob".

 

[Troonologist PhD]

There's nothing that says "I'm an alcoholic" like posting pictures of yourself with a bottle to social media.

Also, I say it again: Dude looks like a dwarf from any generic fantasy game.

What did dwarves ever do to you? Fat, ugly, greasy, hooked, warty nose, hairy but not at all masculine is a generic warlock.

 

[Red Hood]

What did dwarves ever do to you? Fat, ugly, greasy, hooked, warty nose, hairy but not at all masculine is a generic warlock.

They woke up a Balrog.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Anyway, to Bob a cyberpunk world is the next stop on the Superior Future. He needs it because he knows he won't fix himself. It's the ultimate lazy fix: download your brain into a robot? No more worries about sex, addiction, or death. No more blowing money on small amounts of McDonald's for an average size person. He can have the hypermasculine comic book body he's always wanted but was too lazy to work for. How much you want to bet his preferred model would be seven feet tall with shoulders like an airport runway?

You know, the more I think about it, Bob reminds of those geeks you see on social media sites like DeviantArt & Fanfiction.net.

You know the type:

1. self-righteous

2. self-entitled

3. suck the fun out of everything

4. lazy

5. leads a dull & uninteresting life

6. unimaginative

7. Makes Mary-Sue OCs or self-inserts


You know the type.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

that accent won't win him any friends.

Has it ever done that?

Chris is making inroads to Bob territory:

And it will still not get him any money.

Bobby attacks Mike Pence for being Christian:

Yes, we know, Blob. In this moment, you are euphoric.

You don't need to constantly harp on about it.

Speaking of HR 1:

If Pressley's bill passes, America will be the only place where you can vote five years before you can drink.

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Bottle of 12 year Glenlivet: $40
That sweater: $50
Watching Chris e-beg: priceless.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Isn't it considered a big no-no now to post social media pictures of yourself drinking booze? Like, you don't want your prospective future employers to google your name and find pics of yourself drinking like a lush. I wouldn't mind Chris booze-boasting except for the fact that he's also begging for his children's medicine at the same time. Chris is like one of those homeless men who hold a cardboard sign saying "Help, my family needs food." but you can see he's obviously converting any money given to him into drugs or booze the moment he gets it.

 

[Positron]

If you laugh at people who find happiness in Sky Daddy, you are a Thinker.


Yet if you laugh at people who find happiness in some maudlin "deep" line on TV, you are an asshole.

 

[Emperor Julian]

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Yet if you laugh at people who find happiness in some maudlin "deep" line on TV, you are an asshole.

an interesting stance considering his tendancy to shit over 1st person shooter fans

 

[cypocryphy]

Does Bob consider himself Generation X because he thinks it sounds cool...or that it gives him some sort of authority or legitimacy? He's too young to be Gen X, he's an older Millennial or an Xennial (just like me!) Bob seems like he'd think he's above being a lowly Millennial, he's weird like that.