Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I shit you not, the very morning after I heard about this there was some doctor on Good Morning America iirc saying that we should mask up, social distance, and (I say possibly because I can't find the clip right now so I can't be 100% sure) possibly shut down EVERY FLU SEASON to help slow the spread and save lives.

Do these people not understand economics?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Do these people not understand economics?

No. Though the infographics there is pretty convincing on the fact that COVID-19 has possibly supplanted the traditional flu.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Ellis doesn't dislike Robert because of his politics, they're fundamentally in agreement on basically everything. She dislikes him for either his refusal or inability to dress up their politics in the pastel infographic, CalArts-style and present it with the tone of a hand wringing neurotic wine aunt. Moviebob strips all that away and gets right to the point. People of their particular political persuasion have a deep seated totalitarian streak, motivated by a lot of petty bitterness and pain. Ellis & co. won't fess up to it, they want to compel you to get under the boot for your own good. Moviebob doesn't have time for this and fully accepts his desire to punish the people who he thinks made him suffer; he's honest with himself, in this respect.

In that case, then she is an even bigger tool than I originally gave her credit for. She basically sold all right to be honest, and happy with her believes under the assumption that it'll get her all the fame, and recognition to get away from being known as the Nostalgia Chick. She still failed since now there's a nuke ready to drop on her 24/7 if she DARES makes the audacity of stepping out of their lines. How sad, and desperate one must be to find that kind of life appealing or worth pursuing? Seems the tale of Icarus is bound to play a role with her sooner rather than later.

It must be enormously upsetting and strange to see someone loudly bloviate every dark horrible thought that you have to filter through your carefully crafted social justice mental filter. Maybe she's even bitter that she can't get away with it. It's pretty well known that engrossing yourself in their politics is mentally and emotionally taxing and requires that you constantly stay ahead of what the new terminology is, and Ellis has a pack of tranny wolves circling her twitter account ready to pounce on her for stupid shit. But it never seems like Moviebob suffers this problem.

Because Bob's (seemingly) infinite anger, and spite toward the world that shunned him is the most powerful fuel his fat body needs to walk past being burned in the stake in the eyes of the public. He will never rest until every single revenge fantasy that he held in his mind since he was a teen comes to fruition, and he becomes a part of the 'elite' to see them get gulag'd while drinking fine wine. Like I said in the past, the only way for Bob to face something similar to those wolves is if someone uses a nuclear option, and salts all the earth he stands for since public humiliation won't stop him. But it's going to take a while before the fatso really pisses one of the big fish, and goes straight to the throat.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

How sad, and desperate one must be to find that kind of life appealing or worth pursuing?

Try ”being a drunk wine aunt” for starters

 

[SITHRAK!]

The Kiwis look from Bob to Chu, and from Chu to Bob, and from Bob to Chu again...
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"Like every Republican hates every black person."
I know a lot of Republicans who really, really like Thomas Sowell, Bob.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"Like every Republican hates every black person."
I know a lot of Republicans who really, really like Thomas Sowell, Bob.

Not to mention Candace Owens or Herschel Walker.

 

[cypocryphy]

Lindsay Ellis dislikes right-wingers, but unlike Bob she probably doesn't think they're subhuman apes who deserve to have no rights. She also probably dislikes how Bob talks about women that disagree with him. Then there's the way he talks about rural areas/the south and midwest...she's from Tennessee. That's where her problems with Bob come from. And him just being a creep overall.

 

[Flexo]

Not to mention Candace Owens or Herschel Walker.

Remember Larry Elder vs Dave Rubin?

Would love to see Larry do that kind of bitch slap to Bob.

If Larry is too busy Coleman Hughes would also be entertaining.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Of course Blob's unhappy. As a chaser he's inherently superphobic.

Of course he's a chaser. He's a big fat male feminist ally.

 

[Imposteroak]

A lot of people of the "Dirtbag"/"Post"/"Anti IdPol"-Left hate follow the Blob because if you ever want to know what a Prog/Lib is actually thinking behind the veneer of human resources speak and public relations magic, just ask fatso what he thinks about x, y, or z.

The "he says the quiet part loud." sentiment has been popping up a lot in this thread recently. People hate bob because he is a fat angry retard. Using him as a barometer for the lefts true feelings isn't far off from going through boxershorts posts to see what conservatives really believe.

 

[The Nothingness]

"Like every Republican hates every black person."
I know a lot of Republicans who really, really like Thomas Sowell, Bob.

Republicans were not the ones who renamed a Detroit high school building because it honored Dr. Ben Carson.

 

[Felis Meanis]

That's all you had to say.

Robert is by far my favourite lolcow. Sometimes I just get a bit carried away when I'm inspired to write a post, rather than lurking around, and this is certainly true when writing about Robert. He's not an enigma, but considering what an unintelligent, mean, fat kid he is for no apparent reason (a fact I didn't stress enough in my last post — I was too lenient in describing his dumb ass in an attempt to not be too callous, for reasons that now elude me), he just seems to tickle the special place in my heart that is reserved for spergs on the Internet like no other.

Those poor rice farmers were forced into a set of circumstances they had no control over and probably spent the rest of their lives haunted by the memories of the dead. That's assuming they didn't swallow the CCP line wholesale.

Bobert hasn't endured anything that would cause him to think with such brutality, like you said, but what he's advocating extermination for is absurd and the biggest reason why you can't even begin to empathize with him. Wanting a great annihilation of millions of people because you think it's the best chance to remake the world into a Hanna Barbera Saturday morning cartoon show's vision of the future is a line of thinking that could only come from an irredeemable fuck like him.

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Good God, the Mario power-tripping pictures. They are easily worse than Chris-Chan's super mode Sonichu getup. Chris's mind is beyond broken and has been for some time, so there's at least a reason why you can excuse his delusional fantasy. Bob doesn't have that out. He sincerely believes he looks so awesome and surely has rolled a fantasy about wandering around in that outfit with that hammer to slay his foes.

Yes, and I believe this is what approaches the correct description for whatever distinct quirk Robert possess that makes him the ultimate A-log test: at a surface level he's normal enough not to be considered in the same camp as Tommy Tooter and the like, but when you pay just a little bit attention to what he says and how he behaves, and realize the stark disparity between what he should reasonably believe and what he actually believes, based on his life thus far, you realize just how much his dumb, fat face needs to be disciplined for the good of society. Due to his incredibly cowardly and incompetent nature he doesn't pose a danger to society, of course, but I believe that everyone who participates in society, and strive to live their own lives to the best of their ability and not create needless trouble to others, would feel increasingly gratified the more a retarded loser such as Robert gets his just dessert for the crime of existing and clogging up space in that very same society. It's as you say; he really is that much of an irredeemable fuck. As others have stated time and again though, Robert's just punishment is simply to be himself. We can all take pleasure in that fact. I dare say the same applies to Chris, yet I'd still wish for him to keep his shit together for the sake of his children. Though it's very unfortunate that Chris found a member of the opposite sex who would even consider getting close to his no doubt chode-like member, and to gift the Chipman clan an additional generation, it is what it is. One can only hope the kids turn the curse of the Chipman's genes around.

I do not want to know what you're referring to with Chris-chan.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

he just seems to tickle the special place in my heart that is reserved for spergs on the Internet like no other

There's a reason we call him CWC with a thesaurus.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

As an Orwell fan, I'd love to ask him what his favorite part of Down and Out in London was, just to see the look on his face.

or better still, The Road To Wigan Pier, which makes an excellent point that's more relevant than ever 80+ years on: if the left sticks its head up its own arse and doesn't do anything to appeal to ordinary people, at best it won't make any friends, and at worst, it'll drive ordinary people to the far right

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Which is strange because Bob hates all of the more "artistic" superhero movies like "Joker" and "The Dark Knight." He only loves MCU movies full of CGI creatures hitting each other.

Has Bob ever talked about Logan? That's kind of an artsy movie.

 

[UserAccess]

Has Bob ever talked about Logan? That's kind of an artsy movie.

I think so, but all he talked about was that the little girl was overdressed and clearly coded as a lesbian but Fox didn't have the guts to show it. Sadly, he had to manipulate his stubby shame to inferior pedo "art" that evening.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

I think so, but all he talked about was that the little girl was overdressed and clearly coded as a lesbian but Fox didn't have the guts to show it. Sadly, he had to manipulate his stubby shame to inferior pedo "art" that evening.

Pedo art? What do you mean?

 

[E Solveig]

Pedo art? What do you mean?

oh he's a fat pedophile, thats what was meant there. especially for underage lesbians

this is because he is a fat faggot, and is kind of an avatar of the far left. he's not even really a person- the far left conjured him as a representative of their values and traditions, of which they only have consumerism and pedophilia

if he is ever cast into the fires of mount doom, all that makes liberals will fade like mist on a clear day, and the shadow of globalism will be blown away by a mist from the valar

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Pedo art? What do you mean?

Cuties.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

oh he's a fat pedophile, thats what was meant there. especially for underage lesbians

this is because he is a fat faggot, and is kind of an avatar of the far left. he's not even really a person- the far left conjured him as a representative of their values and traditions, of which they only have consumerism and pedophilia

if he is ever cast into the fires of mount doom, all that makes liberals will fade like mist on a clear day, and the shadow of globalism will be blown away by a mist from the valar

I noticed this trend lately.

What is with old men being into underage girls, muscles and lesbians?