Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Fictional Character]

I noticed this trend lately.

What is with old men being into underage girls, muscles and lesbians?

In case of Bob, it's because he lacks youth, fitness and female company.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I don’t think Bob understands anything except whatever crap he reads on the internet. He like most sjws is stupid and ignorant.

But seriously, they need to stop getting upset over a sexy anthropomorphic animal. There have been plenty of anthropomorphic animals in fictional history.

Ever read aseop’s fable about the tortoise and the hare? Or the Animal Farm, by George Orwell, the characters are all animals. For example, old Major, a pig, has a dream where all animals are free from the tyranny of the farmer.

Bob, likely having only a minimally passing familiarity with Animal Farm (as with 1984), would probably unironically bleat, "Four legs good, two legs baaaaaaaaaad" until his SJW swine-senpais' decree changes to, "Four legs good, two legs beeeetter", and bleat that without a shred of irony.

Has he ever stated whether he saw the animated Animal Farm movie or the 1984 movie? It would be hilarious if he never saw them, or if he did, he forgot most of it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob, likely having only a minimally passing familiarity with Animal Farm (as with 1984), would probably unironically bleat, "Four legs good, two legs baaaaaaaaaad" until his SJW swine-senpais' decree changes to, "Four legs good, two legs beeeetter", and bleat that without a shred of irony.

When it comes to communist regimes, Blob's a temporarily embarrassed Chekist.

”[the Chekists] understood that the cases were fabricated, yet they kept on working year after year. How could they? They forced themselves not to think (and this in itself means the ruin of a human being) and simply accepted that this was the way it had to be and that the person who gave them their orders was always right” - Alexander Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago, page 67.

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

However, as long as money exists and private companies need it to support their continued existence, if nobody is paying to watch their shit, they can't sustain themselves forever, and they'll eventually collapse and be replaced by companies that are more in touch with consumers and thus able to find success.

See, in a pre-bailout world, I would agree with you. However, in Weimar America the government has basically told these megacorps that no matter how hard they fuck up the taxpayer will be there to bail them out.

 

[Koby_Fish]

"Like every Republican hates every black person."
I know a lot of Republicans who really, really like Thomas Sowell, Bob.

Leftists HAVE to believe in their heart-of-hearts that every person to the right of Joe Biden is a froth-at-the-mouth, pants-shitting bigot who hates those of melanated complexion with the fire of a thousand suns. That's a big part of what, in their minds, separates them from the political Right and thus makes them soopeeryah. So when it becomes apparent that there's in reality a large chunk of people on the right (I would dare say the majority) that don't actually hate the melanateds and also, horror of horrors, consider those of greater melanin to be equal and persons, people like Bob go into Blue Screen Of Death mode and then when they reboot they start accusing Republicans of hiding the hate they MUST be secretly harboring, speaking in dogwhistles (Protip: If you are a Leftist and you can "hear" a "racist" dogwhistle, you're the dog/racist), and using "tokenism" by idolizing the likes of Sowell, Elder, the Late Walter E. Williams, etc. while allegedly secretly hating them for being black (while THEY hate the Sowellses, Owenses, etc for being "race traitors").

See, not hating people for being different was THEIR schtick. They have to hold on to that monopoly as hard as they can, because when the other side is recognized as not hating people for being different, their grift is over.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

However, in Weimar America the government has basically told these megacorps that no matter how hard they fuck up the taxpayer will be there to bail them out.

If only Occupy Wall Street had led to actual change.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/oracledante/status/1368321774794940419 (Archive)

LOL "provides people with enjoyable media". No one watches Robert's trash videos and there countless movie/ media reviewers who do what he does a million times better. The only entertaining thing that Robert provides is his terrible political takes and consoomer sperging.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

This is why we say Blob's a eugenicist.

 

[Lensherr]

Has Bob ever talked about Logan? That's kind of an artsy movie.

He really liked it actually. Gave it 3.5/4 stars IIRC.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

If you are right to Biden, you are backward trash ripe for natural selection:
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Bobby's alleged embarrassment about the "Magneto was Right" video is completely performative.

He still clearly thinks that he was bullied because the bullies resented him for being "better" than them.

 

[Mr Snek]

Bobby's alleged embarrassment about the "Magneto was Right" video is completely performative.

He still clearly thinks that he was bullied because the bullies resented him for being "better" than them.

That's a pretty normal opinion to have as a teen, but the fact that Bob clings to this when he's 40 really highlights how immature he is. Even actually mentally disabled people I knew growing up had a point around their early 20's where they got over themselves and started thinking in the present rather than the past.

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

If only Occupy Wall Street had led to actual change.

But it did! Change Wall Street can believe in!

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Most of us here have no idea where Bob's getting this idea that he's the good guy, because most people who act and talk like Bob in movies are dyed in the wool villains who either end up dead at the end of the film, or end up having an entire truckload of manure dumped onto them thanks to the heroes' actions. Most Kiwifarmers pretty much Bobwatch so they can see his final comeuppance, although Bob has endured humiliations that would have broken other lolcows and has soldiered on, changing not one whit from his negative experiences.

In this sense, MovieBob is less like a movie villain, who would pose a catastrophic threat and be defeated for good at the end, and more like a Saturday morning cartoon villain like Robotnik, Wiley Coyote, Tom the Cat, Plankton, Team Rocket, Skeletor, etc. Someone who poses no true threat, is defeated every week and instead of changing their ways or even making better plans, just does the same shit again next week. Except instead of building a weather machine or trying to block the sun, he tweets a hot take about the midwest being a wasteland, a hot girl tells him he disgusts her and to stop retweeting her stuff, and Bob drops to the floor, sobs, shakes his fist in the air and shouts "Next time, Mayo Ghouls! Next tiiiiiiime!"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

But it did! Change Wall Street can believe in!

If banks are supporting your anti-capitalist movement, it's probably not that anti-capitalist.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

He still clearly thinks that he was bullied because the bullies resented him for being "better" than them.

There has to be some backstory here. I imagine in highschool Bob asked out the popular blonde, got rejected. Some dumpy goth woman was like "Pff- don't worry about it. She was a !!Conservative!! Snob. Cheer up." And then died the next day being hit by a bus before Bob could ask her out and get rejected.

I'm shocked with Bob's retard smugness, niggas growing up with him haven't found his accounts and post all sorts of entertainment.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

And then died the next day being hit by a bus before Bob could ask her out and get rejected.

> implying Zoe Quinn got hit by a bus

 

[Arthur Morgan]

"characters referred to the 'Ship of Theseus' thought experiment."

Characters, in-show, referred to it. The episode wasn't crafted around it. The series wasn't crafted around it. It was referred to. Once.

The Matrix, despite being a summer blockbuster, took the Brain in a Vat thought experiment and created three movies around it (there is no fourth movie being made.) Though that doesn't make it highbrow in any sense of the word, The Matrix was smart enough not to directly refer to the thought experiment it was ripping off.

Hell, if referring to a thought experiment makes something highbrow, then the Kiwi Farms would be pretty damned highbrow. We refer to, and engage in, thought experiments, history, science, literature, cinematography, and more. Yet, we are not an Ivy League school- we are a forum dedicated to laughing at fat retards the farming of flightless New Zealand birds and Chinese gooseberries.

As always, Bob cannot think beyond the most basic of concepts*.

*That he read about on Wikipedia in between Tweets.

Just watched the episode and it's actually dumber.

In the show, it's revealed that the Vision Wanda is married to is actually an illusion made flesh and the real Vision's body never left SWORD, but using Wanda's magic, they're able to bring the original Vision back, just reprogrammed without the memories so it's a living weapon. It's given the mission to destroy Vision and so attacks the show Vision, but the show one manages to get it to stop when it points out that since it's a construct of Wanda's, it's not technically Vision, so the evil one stops its attack and asks for an elaboration. This leads to the discussion on the Ship of Theseus, in which the evil Vision realises that since neither of them are technically the original (He has the body but not the personality, Show Vision has the personality but not the original body) then technically evil Vision can ignore its programming and let Show Vision retrieve its memories so he can become to original Vision again.

So it's not even a discussion or exploration of the concept, it's just Paul Bettany talking to himself as a way to get his evil side to stop trying to kill him. And because he's British, he probably sounds even smarter to dumb Americans.

There has to be some backstory here. I imagine in highschool Bob asked out the popular blonde, got rejected. Some dumpy goth woman was like "Pff- don't worry about it. She was a !!Conservative!! Snob. Cheer up." And then died the next day being hit by a bus before Bob could ask her out and get rejected.

I'm shocked with Bob's retard smugness, niggas growing up with him haven't found his accounts and post all sorts of entertainment.

I see Bob's superiority as him identifying with the nerds in pop culture and assuming that made him smart, even though by his own admission he was shit in school. However, during parent teacher conferences, the teachers used the old line "If he just applied himself, he could do great" and assumed that meant he was a genius. And of course he never figured out that every kid gets that speech because he was too much of a weirdo to have friends. The reason no one has posted anything about his childhood is they've probably completely forgotten about him.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

There has to be some backstory here. I imagine in highschool Bob asked out the popular blonde, got rejected. Some dumpy goth woman was like "Pff- don't worry about it. She was a !!Conservative!! Snob. Cheer up." And then died the next day being hit by a bus before Bob could ask her out and get rejected.

I'm shocked with Bob's retard smugness, niggas growing up with him haven't found his accounts and post all sorts of entertainment.

I think a cute asian girl with big boobs rejected Bob and made fun of him when he hit on her and then got railed by the young republican club.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1368344250975477761 (Archive)

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

Also, 275ibs? We all know Robert is way fatter than that.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

So it's not even a discussion or exploration of the concept, it's just Paul Bettany talking to himself as a way to get his evil side to stop trying to kill him. And because he's British, he probably sounds even smarter to dumb Americans

It was an interesting way to settle the conflict using the character's strengths (Vision's intellect and charm) beyond punching the other guy into the ground.

It was by no means profound and Bob's insistence that it is probably stems from his own severe stupidity and deep desire to be smarter than his walnut brain allows him to feel. It would be like saying that Jojo is intellectually and scientifically profound because Araki stuffed a ton of snapple cap facts in to explain the weird shit that happens