Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

Also, 275ibs? We all know Robert is way fatter than that.
The reason he's saying that is because of a slapfight that boils down to ”a technocratic Green New Deal (we're going to ignore how that's an oxymoron) is more important than anything to do with obsoletes”.

As always, Blob supports eugenics, gets called out, and says retarded shit like that while Arkle defends him.
 
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bigot? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Cinema Review, and I've been involved in numerous angry rants on YouTube, and I have over 300 confirmed subscribers. I am trained in meem warfare and I'm the top consoomer in the entire MCU fanbase. You are nothing to me but just another relice. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mario fanboys across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mayo ghoul. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just by sitting on you. Not only am I extensively trained in console gaming, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Funko Pops! and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you obsolete. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."
FTFY
 
Might be going into power leveling territory, but I'm a similar height to Bob and at one point I was around 300lb. I was also much slimmer than Bob is in his pictures, if I had to guess I'd say he's at least 400 to 450lb.

Also, I'm a bit surprised that Bob hasn't had someone attack him on twitter for claiming to have a gun.
 
Long-time lurker, first-time poster (in this thread, at least).

One thing I've never understood about this guy is this: how did he EVER come to believe that he's a part of the "vaunted" elite? He doesn't come from an "important" family, he didn't go to some hotshit private highschool, he didn't go to an Ivy League university (did he even go to college at all?), he doesn't work in investment banking, entertainment, or politics. He can't even dress himself in formal wear properly, going off that picture of him at his sister's wedding. Does he really not understand that he's as far from the aristocracy as anyone else? I just don't get it at all.
 
I know I keep posting stuff that MovieBob Fails account has dug up, and I suppose this might have shown up on the thread before (it's from 2013) but my God.

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The Ship of Theseus is one of the simplest philosophical concepts there is, every intro to philosophy course covers it in about 15 minutes. Only the biggest brainlets think understanding it is a mark of intelligence.
I generally prefer the Only Fools and Horses version of the Ship of Theseus:
 
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Also, I'm a bit surprised that Bob hasn't had someone attack him on twitter for claiming to have a gun.
Bob has stated in his Really That Good of Christmas Story that he's completely fine with his second amendment rights but all of ours scares the hell out of him. He has no problem with bragging about his revolver that's possibly a pellet gun. He's also a disingenuous shit, like most of his ilk, so he doesn't care about any potential hippocracy. When cities started burning last summer, the same people calling for gun control were suddenly first time gun buyers. I just think it's hilarious that he seems to need a loicense to own a gun.
 
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LOL "provides people with enjoyable media". No one watches Robert's trash videos and there countless movie/ media reviewers who do what he does a million times better. The only entertaining thing that Robert provides is his terrible political takes and consoomer sperging.
This tweet is probably another reason even a left wing harpy like Lindsay didn't want to be associated with Film Robert. I've seen him say "Yeah they look necessary" to a pic with KIDS in it before. This asshole thinks kids who only crime is doing something their parents told them to do is a crime worth extermination. But Orange Man bad because he put brown kids in cages (A lie easily debunked but Bobert doesn't need facts).
 
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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

Also, 275ibs? We all know Robert is way fatter than that.
Get on a scale on camera, Bob. There is no way he is 6'2 and 275. He is 275 just like AL is under 600lbs. I guarantee Bob has no idea how to use his licensed weapon and the first time a minority looks at him the wrong way he starts reaching for his phone. If Bob had a window in his hovel he would probably spend all day making notes on the inferior people who are keeping him from his throne on Mars.
 
Long-time lurker, first-time poster (in this thread, at least).

One thing I've never understood about this guy is this: how did he EVER come to believe that he's a part of the "vaunted" elite? He doesn't come from an "important" family, he didn't go to some hotshit private highschool, he didn't go to an Ivy League university (did he even go to college at all?), he doesn't work in investment banking, entertainment, or politics. He can't even dress himself in formal wear properly, going off that picture of him at his sister's wedding. Does he really not understand that he's as far from the aristocracy as anyone else? I just don't get it at all.
Delusion. He believes he's a real life male Lisa Simpson, the genius in a family of idiots. Despite the fact that his brother and sister are doing better than him, Bob is still convinced he is destined for greater things. Also, he does believe he works in entertainment, since he produces videos on YouTube that critique the industry, and that he was dressed formally at his sister's wedding.

In short, he's too dumb to understand he's an idiot.
 
Get on a scale on camera, Bob. There is no way he is 6'2 and 275. He is 275 just like AL is under 600lbs. I guarantee Bob has no idea how to use his licensed weapon and the first time a minority looks at him the wrong way he starts reaching for his phone. If Bob had a window in his hovel he would probably spend all day making notes on the inferior people who are keeping him from his throne on Mars.
I call Bravo Sierra here. If Bob had a "licensed weapon" he would say what it is. Anyone who has a gun would at least tell what type it is, the caliber, or even the manufacturer that made it. Does he have some mail order katana or is that hammer in his Mario cosplay his weapon? Fucking keyboard warrior nonsense.
This tweet is probably another reason even a left wing harpy like Lindsay didn't want to be associated with Film Robert. I've seen him say "Yeah they look necessary" to a pic with KIDS in it before. This asshole thinks kids who only crime is doing something their parents told them to do is a crime worth extermination. But Orange Man bad because he put brown kids in cages (A lie easily debunked but Bobert doesn't need facts).
I bet Bobert will actually believe that troll's (at least I'm hoping he is one) shit post about him being necessary because he provides entertainment. Sure, those people in the photo probably provide actual useful services and have families to manage. Yet Bob, the bare-branched, basement bound consoomerist Twitter addict who can barely make spergy, word-salad videos about capeshit and kaiju believes he is the one that is most necessary for society.
 
That's a pretty normal opinion to have as a teen, but the fact that Bob clings to this when he's 40 really highlights how immature he is. Even actually mentally disabled people I knew growing up had a point around their early 20's where they got over themselves and started thinking in the present rather than the past.
You can kinda chart the "normal" ethical/psychological growth of a person by how their reaction to a villain having "an excuse" for evil like Magneto does (I was singled out unjustly for what I was, therefore, now I'll single humanity out for the same treatment and see how they like it) is framed.

Young kids are innocent and don't understand why he'd choose to be a bad person, even with "the excuse".

Teens are selfish but sure they know everything, therefore they understand "the excuse" and, probably empathize with it and think he's justified in getting revenge.

Adults are mature, and understand WHY a person like Magneto has "the excuse" but also realize that it doesn't justify spreading misery to other people, two wrongs don't make a right and it's not justice to punish a different group as a surrogate for your actual tormentor should they "get away with it".

The fact Bobby is "stalled out" at step two is telling.


Long-time lurker, first-time poster (in this thread, at least).

One thing I've never understood about this guy is this: how did he EVER come to believe that he's a part of the "vaunted" elite? He doesn't come from an "important" family, he didn't go to some hotshit private highschool, he didn't go to an Ivy League university (did he even go to college at all?), he doesn't work in investment banking, entertainment, or politics. He can't even dress himself in formal wear properly, going off that picture of him at his sister's wedding. Does he really not understand that he's as far from the aristocracy as anyone else? I just don't get it at all.

His identity is based around not what he IS, but what he ISN'T. (indicative of a person with no real accomplishments in life, but that's a whole nother' potato)

And because he isn't a racist, a sexist, a bigot or a transphobe, and since he imagines just about everyone in the general populace is. well, then he MUST be part of the elite, otherwise, he'd be a racist sexist bigoted transphobe too.

Remember the old Simpsons joke where Homer says he's obviously a jock because there's only two types of people in college, jocks and nerds, and he's not a nerd? Same thinking at work.

There's only the enlightened elite and bigoted redneck masses, and since he's not a redneck.............
 
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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

Also, 275ibs? We all know Robert is way fatter than that.
How does one sport a selfie showing them to be a disgusting, fat neckbeard as their profile pic while continually talking up how big, tough and dangerous they are?

It's just like his food bragging. He has absolutely no idea how autistic he sounds.
 
Delusion. He believes he's a real life male Lisa Simpson, the genius in a family of idiots.

Garun-fucking-tee it.

Bob is a carbon-copy of a high school friend of mine who became a faux-intellectual / social dead-ender in late teen hood and possessed a lot of Bobby's extreme traits: Narcissism, exceptionalism, believing he had smarts well in excess of demonstrated ability, refused to apply himself at work/school (thinking himself perfect and his bosses/teachers were idiots who couldn't see the obvious superiority on display) and was irate when success didn't follow, felt the world was holding back the elites of society with their superstitions and stupidity (of course, he was an elite) and learned all the "science" he spouted off from Star Trek, mid 90's sci-fi movies and PBS-tier science shows. He honestly thought we would have flying cars and food replicators by 2005, or whatever year they came about inside the fictional worlds of his favorite shows and when those dates came and went without them being delivered, he got legit angry. Telling him that those shows are fictional and in no way connected to how real science works only got you a sneering "You don't get it" and you were added to the shitlist of unevolved simpletons derailing the future.

Anyway, this guy came from a family of three... and dumped on his siblings as dumb and not capable of the kind of thinking HE was, none of them even made it to college like he had.... they were wasing their days in dead-end part-time jobs swinging brooms and stocking shelves. Yet, somehow, they all managed to outperform him. They all parlayed those entry-level jobs into promotions, ended up full-time store/regional managers which led to salaried jobs/careers in the executive levels of retail, owned their own homes and were happily married with kids by their late 20's

He on the other hand dropped out of college (his professors were at fault for that, naturally) never got a girlfriend, never advanced beyond entry-level part-time wage work, was fired on average of twice a year, rented an apartment with 2 others, and ultimately left town in the dark of the night on the cusp of 40, wanted by the cops for public indecency....

It's a mindset among these people, and it's pathological.

TL : DR - I'm smart, you're dumb, and whatever happens to me is all your fault.
 
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Bob has stated in his Really That Good of Christmas Story that he's completely fine with his second amendment rights but all of ours scares the hell out of him. He has no problem with bragging about his revolver that's possibly a pellet gun. He's also a disingenuous shit, like most of his ilk, so he doesn't care about any potential hippocracy. When cities started burning last summer, the same people calling for gun control were suddenly first time gun buyers. I just think it's hilarious that he seems to need a loicense to own a gun.
I call Bravo Sierra here. If Bob had a "licensed weapon" he would say what it is. Anyone who has a gun would at least tell what type it is, the caliber, or even the manufacturer that made it. Does he have some mail order katana or is that hammer in his Mario cosplay his weapon? Fucking keyboard warrior nonsense.

I dug through our archives. We ahkshually know what kind of gun Bob has, as he has made the mistake of showing it off on camera. The timeline goes something like this:
  1. Bob makes this abortion of a video (link only, someone pls archive).
  2. @Ralph Barnhardt makes a post wondering if it's fake.
  3. @Flexo reveals he has a robot friend who makes stage guns, and recognizes Bob's "gun" as a movie prop and pellet gun.
  4. You can get it for $35 online here.
I'll let you draw your own conclusions. Suffice it to say, if Bob would only get one chance to fire the pellet gun before someone realized it couldn't do any actual damage and mopped the floor with Bob.
 
Hah! Always wrong Bob. You won't go broke betting against him. (Notice well who's saying it.)
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Bob has stated in his Really That Good of Christmas Story that he's completely fine with his second amendment rights but all of ours scares the hell out of him. He has no problem with bragging about his revolver that's possibly a pellet gun. He's also a disingenuous shit, like most of his ilk, so he doesn't care about any potential hippocracy. When cities started burning last summer, the same people calling for gun control were suddenly first time gun buyers. I just think it's hilarious that he seems to need a loicense to own a gun.
Basically "every rule and principle I want to enforce on other people is bendable and expendable based on my own convenience or comfort."

MovieBob stands for nothing and will fall for anything.
 
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