Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Creep3r]

There's a good reason why the drop between The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi was so massive and also why The Rise of Skywalker was a billion dollar disappointment. "Passing the torch" only works if you actually show respect to what came before (see the success of the Creed spinoff series). The Disney trilogy did nothing but show contempt for the male characters of the OT and basically erased the accomplishments of Anakin and Luke Skywalker. The latter became a hermit sucking on green tit milk while abandoning his family and friends to die before his "redemption" arc that consisted of an astral projection that killed him. The fans obviously didn't like it and that's what left the eye boggling fall in the box office after the normies had their one weekend viewing.

I bring Star Wars up because Disney showed it can't handle torch passing and soft reboots properly for one of the most influential properties in the history of humanity. Given how obnoxiously woke it has become (poor Walt would hang his head in shame), I shudder to think what it would do to the MCU. It may be cliche capeshit and it certainly caused some horrible problems that the industry can't shake, but what it accomplished in terms of coherent storytelling and character moments, I think, are beyond commendable. Disney would eagerly torch all of that to start over and wouldn't hesitate to desecrate the older characters to make their woke replacements look better, fan opinions be damned. If it could do that to Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, then Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America are nowhere close to safe. Hell, I wouldn't count Chadwick Boseman's Black Panther as off limits.

In the grand scheme of it all, Bobert would, of course, praise to the nine divines because it's Disney and the Lefty trend setters would demand their acolytes praise it. He is one of the greatest sellouts and lapdogs in his field.

Yep. But its not just Disney, handling reboots/torch-sequels seems almost impossible for Hollywood without fucking it up. Just look at Terminator or any other attempt (and now they're doing fucking Robocop soon). Only one I've seen that hasn't gotten hate from fans is the Karate Kid sequel series afaik.

Much like with Disney's shitty Nu-Wars trilogy, I fully expect Disney's first shitty Avengers 'pass-the-torch/soft reboot' movie to do well in the box office despite being a pile of uninspired crap simply because it has all the "og actors in it for one last hoorah", only for the following movie to come along and make people realize just how shit the reboot is once the nostalgia factor has worn off while the MSM and good little loyalists like Bobby-o white knight it to death. My only wonder is if stuff like WandaVision will be enough to keep the MCU going for a bit longer before Disney's forced to push the crappy reboot button.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yep. But its not just Disney, handling reboots/torch-sequels seems almost impossible for Hollywood without fucking it up. Just look at Terminator or any other attempt (and now they're doing fucking Robocop soon). Only one I've seen that hasn't gotten hate from fans is the Karate Kid sequel series afaik.

Much like with Disney's shitty Nu-Wars trilogy, I fully expect Disney's first shitty Avengers 'pass-the-torch/soft reboot' movie to do well in the box office despite being a pile of uninspired crap simply because it has all the "og actors in it for one last hoorah", only for the following movie to come along and make people realize just how shit the reboot is once the nostalgia factor has worn off while the MSM and good little loyalists like Bobby-o white knight it to death. My only wonder is if stuff like WandaVision will be enough to keep the MCU going for a bit longer before Disney's forced to push the crappy reboot button.

Blade Runner 2049 was pretty great, no matter how much Razorfist bitches about it.

The only other one I can think of that passes muster is Fury Road, and I don't know if that counts considering it was the same writer/director as the old Mad Max films.

Can't remember what Bob had to say about either of them, although I doubt it was anything interesting.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Blade Runner 2049 was pretty great, no matter how much Razorfist bitches about it.

The only other one I can think of that passes muster is Fury Road, and I don't know if that counts considering it was the same writer/director as the old Mad Max films.

Can't remember what Bob had to say about either of them, although I doubt it was anything interesting.

I had to check, because I hate myself. He liked it, and went on a tirade about how glad he was that the franchise didn't have Mel Gibson in it anymore. Absolutely nothing interesting is said.

For Blade RUnner 2049 he basically just recaps the plot, says Joi made him uncomfortable, and then says it was too predictable for seasoned and cultured consumers such as himself, but he overall enjoyed it.

Its amazing how uninteresting Bob can make a 7 minute review of a movie. You could cut 5 minutes out of these and lose absolutely nothing insightful, entertaining, or informative.

 

[ChampFantana]

Blade Runner 2049 was pretty great, no matter how much Razorfist bitches about it.

The only other one I can think of that passes muster is Fury Road, and I don't know if that counts considering it was the same writer/director as the old Mad Max films.

Can't remember what Bob had to say about either of them, although I doubt it was anything interesting.

I disagree about Fury Road. When you can't even bother to get the OG actor back for Max, then turn the character into a sidekick in a movie named after him, you done fucked up. George Miller turned woke and it resulted in a thoroughly mediocre pile of crap (albeit, one with stunning visuals). Seriously, the cinematography in that movie is AMAZING.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I disagree about Fury Road. When you can't even bother to get the OG actor back for Max, then turn the character into a sidekick in a movie named after him, you done fucked up. George Miller turned woke and it resulted in a thoroughly mediocre pile of crap (albeit, one with stunning visuals). Seriously, the cinematography in that movie is AMAZING.

I heavily disagree. Max was also a supporting character in 2. He is the main POV character in both the Road Warrior and Fury Road, but he does not drive the plot in either. In my opinion its actually more obvious in the Road Warrior. In Fury Road, Max is the one that advocated for turning back to Joe's fortress. In the Road Warrior, he just goes along with the plan and gets duped in to guarding a decoy.

Max only says 344 words in the Road Warrior, and many of those are more utterances than actual sentences. He is way more talkative in Beyond Thunderdome and Mad Max 1.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

I heavily disagree. Max was also a supporting character in 2. He is the main POV character in both the Road Warrior and Fury Road, but he does not drive the plot in either. In my opinion its actually more obvious in the Road Warrior. In Fury Road, Max is the one that advocated for turning back to Joe's fortress. In the Road Warrior, he just goes along with the plan and gets duped in to guarding a decoy.

Max only says 344 words in the Road Warrior, and many of those are more utterances than actual sentences. He is way more talkative in Beyond Thunderdome and Mad Max 1.

Thunderdome is the best mad max after fury road.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Old Cracked.com articles are pure wisdom. Probably half the contents of my brain came from that site.

There are some gems in there but you need to go really far back, 2010 or earlier.

This is one of the best ones they have, give it a quick read: https://www.cracked.com/blog/the-question-youre-not-asking-should-you-go-to-college/

And they also fired Brockway last year, so know you know what king of shithole Cracked has become: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofCracked/comments/f1xvpl/robert_brockway_has_been_let_go_as_editor/

 

[cypocryphy]

If Bob's twitter masters were anti-Meghan Markle then he of course would be too. He loves every chance he gets to insult women.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Both Bob and Chris have got the first shot.
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Of course he got vaccinated. Being overweight and diabetic are both pre-existing conditions.

Who's willing to bet he'll use this as a justification that he's part of the "superior future" because he got vaccinated before some of the inferior blue collar workers?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

"Helping to watch?" Bob, you and I both know the only thing you're watching is the phone screen, and your niece and nephew are stuck with the electronic babysitter. If you were invested in any way in the development of those kids, you'd know kids would enjoy Peppa Pig instead of the MCU/Godzilla/whatever corporate slurry you're trying to raise them on.


Stop me if I'm wrong, but isn't the Powerpuff Girls about prepubescent girls? Bob, we still remember your "Cuties is art and not child exploitation" argument. You may want to back away from this one.

Mild power level, but as a teen whenever I was visiting relatives, if they had small children I'd be in charge of them while the adults talked in another room. All I did was watch TV, play with their toys or, if they were old enough, play some Mario Kart.

I'm pretty sure that's all Bob's doing too. He's not taking them out so mom and dad can have some time to themselves, he's going to their place, parking himself in front of the TV, and occasionally looking up from his phone to say hi.

As for the Powerpuff Girls, anyone remember Bleedman and his infamous crossover comic with little girl panty shots? I'm not at all surprised Bob was a fan.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Not sure if these were posted but these tweets say a lot about Bob

Another Comparison to compare Bob with CWC

Very culinary

>Implying Bob has Republican Friends, or any friends

 

[Tronathon242]

I had to check, because I hate myself. He liked it, and went on a tirade about how glad he was that the franchise didn't have Mel Gibson in it anymore. Absolutely nothing interesting is said.

For Blade RUnner 2049 he basically just recaps the plot, says Joi made him uncomfortable, and then says it was too predictable for seasoned and cultured consumers such as himself, but he overall enjoyed it.

Its amazing how uninteresting Bob can make a 7 minute review of a movie. You could cut 5 minutes out of these and lose absolutely nothing insightful, entertaining, or informative.

He really does hate Gibson with a passion. Anyway, it really is a damn shame he couldn't have been in Fury Road. That script was made more for an older Max what with the crazy visions and all. Tom Hardy was just plain miscast.

There are some gems in there but you need to go really far back, 2010 or earlier.

This is one of the best ones they have, give it a quick read: https://www.cracked.com/blog/the-question-youre-not-asking-should-you-go-to-college/

And they also fired Brockway last year, so know you know what king of shithole Cracked has become: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofCracked/comments/f1xvpl/robert_brockway_has_been_let_go_as_editor/

God, I used to go to Cracked everyday. It had the Murderer's Row of comedic writing for its time, it just killed your sides. The specter of wokeness ruins all things it touches, though, and Cracked got hit hard. Bobert and all those afflicted with crippling white guilt must love the shit churned out now.

Yep. But its not just Disney, handling reboots/torch-sequels seems almost impossible for Hollywood without fucking it up. Just look at Terminator or any other attempt (and now they're doing fucking Robocop soon). Only one I've seen that hasn't gotten hate from fans is the Karate Kid sequel series afaik.

Much like with Disney's shitty Nu-Wars trilogy, I fully expect Disney's first shitty Avengers 'pass-the-torch/soft reboot' movie to do well in the box office despite being a pile of uninspired crap simply because it has all the "og actors in it for one last hoorah", only for the following movie to come along and make people realize just how shit the reboot is once the nostalgia factor has worn off while the MSM and good little loyalists like Bobby-o white knight it to death. My only wonder is if stuff like WandaVision will be enough to keep the MCU going for a bit longer before Disney's forced to push the crappy reboot button.

The new Karate Kid series keeps Johnny and Daniel firmly upfront unlike other torch passing attempts. It doesn't shit on them but adds new layers (making Johnny more sympathetic and Daniel more of a prick) which is the sign of inspired writing.

As far as Disney goes, when at least two of these upcoming films don't turn the profit it wants, it will go straight for a reboot. It's clearly not doing so well as far as its finances are going and these big budget, CG infested albatrosses need to make bank in a theater market that is withering on the vine. I can imagine that Bob will urge as many people to see them out of sheer brand loyalty. Funny how almost all of the things he loves can't love him back.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Very culinary

Should I tell him about menchi katsu? It's not exactly what he's proposing, but it's close.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

He really does hate Gibson with a passion. Anyway, it really is a damn shame he couldn't have been in Fury Road. That script was made more for an older Max what with the crazy visions and all. Tom Hardy was just plain miscast.

On the other hand, having elderly Mel Gibson be around all those stunts is a big risk too. Stunt doubles with wigs only go so far.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Should I tell him about menchi katsu? It's not exactly what he's proposing, but it's close.

Chicken fried steak is already a thing in America. I suppose Bob is thinking more of a batter you would use to fry fish?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Speaking of movies, have Bob ever watched the original Total Recall? I have a feeling he’d love it for his political and ideological futuristic views but will ignore the point it was making much like RoboCop.

 

[make_it_so]

Not sure if these were posted but these tweets say a lot about Bob

Another Comparison to compare Bob with CWC

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No one cares what you blow your money on, Robert. They care when you brag about it on the internet or make up weird justifications like "at least I'm not blowing it on drugs." You make it sound like you're embarrassed for spending money on stuff you enjoy.

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Ugh, Bob's tastes clearly never left grade school. This sounds like something I'd come up with if when I was 10 years old. Imagine seeing a nicely cooked, juicy, tender, boneless or strip steak, no marbling, perfectly red/pink in the middle, and thinking "I want to deep fry that!"

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Not sure if these were posted but these tweets say a lot about Bob

Another Comparison to compare Bob with CWC

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>Implying Bob has Republican Friends, or any friends

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What's Bob talking about? Spaghettios already comes with franks. It's been around for 50 years at least. Does he not know that frank is another word for hot dog?

I'd pay money to go back in time to Bob's house and watch him chimping out on Trump's election night. He can produce the finest, A-Grade Amethyst Bamboo Salt ever featured on this site, and that's purely due to how butthurt he gets whenever things don't go his way.

 

[UserAccess]

Not sure if these were posted but these tweets say a lot about Bob

Another Comparison to compare Bob with CWC

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>Implying Bob has Republican Friends, or any friends

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Right, let's waste a New York strip by slicing it, battering, and frying it. Fucking idiot.

I like Froot Loops. I also like hot dogs. I love mayo, jalapeno poppers, sushi, and peanut butter. Let's mash all my favorites together and deep fry it. Remember, this one's a thinker. We stole the future he earned.

 

[EnemyStand]

Chicken fried steak is already a thing in America. I suppose Bob is thinking more of a batter you would use to fry fish?

"Um, ackshually, *heavy breathing* what I am proposing is not that disguisting mayoghoul filth, but a SOOPYERIAR FYOOOTOUR culinary delight of just chucking strips of steak into oil with a hint of Mountain Dew!" -Bob, probably