Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pokemonquistador2]

The exciting hero doing mundane slice of life schtick can work, if it's written well and focuses on other sources of drama besides having superpowers. The entire Dragonball franchise features several episodes where the all-powerful, world destroying characters are just dicking around and interacting with their families. One Punch Man builds an entire series premise on a man who's so powerful, all of his fights end in easy victory, so the plot has to focus on his day to day living struggles and his interactions with weaker superheroes. The "hero doing mundane things" schtick can also be harnessed for comedy. Zim Eats Waffles is exactly what it says on the can, an episode of Invader Zim where Zim does nothing but eat waffles, much to the chagrin of his enemy Dib, who is hoping to catch Zim doing something nefarious on camera so Dib can expose him as an alien. Although most Brits would hesitate to call it a "comedy," My Hero was a Britcom about a superhero from a planet of superheroes who fell in love with an Earth woman. The series focused on their relationship and almost never went into George's work as a superhero.

What Bob wants to do just isn't interesting enough to revolve a Superman story around. Clark Kent doing gonzo journalism or finding out that nefarious groups are stockpiling kryptonite sound like they'd be good elements in a bigger story; they do not sound like they'd make a good story all on their own. And boo to Bob for wanting to make Superman "relevant" and topical by having him "do a media story". You just know that Bob wants an excuse to write a story where Superman parrots his own shitty political takes.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"Okay, how about this, Superman needs to get his story into Perry White before the end of the day, but Mxyzptlk has replaced his keyboard with an AZERTY and he can't use his superspeed in the office or give away his identity,"

 

[Smithfield Ham]

<Superman Stuff>

I remember in "Superman: One Year Later" (an awesome story arc, go check it out if you're interested. Also spoilers incoming: )Lex built a fucking mech out of Kryptonite. Superman beat him by tossing himself like a torpedo through it and slamming him and Luthor into the ocean. So no, Bob isn't as clever as he thinks he is for using Kryptonite as a plot device in a Superman pitch. In fact, they've been using it for 80 years.

Actually, his entire pitch of "Superman losing his powers and adjusting to life" is almost exactly like One Year Later. He's such a hack.

I'm torn.
On the one hand, my mind refuses to believe that someone living in the west in the 21st century would unironically want a death camp.

On the other hand, it's Moviebob, and I don't think he wants to risk them rising up.

He doesn't want death camps. He wants ATF raids like Waco and Ruby Ridge. He wants gunners mowing down "mayo ghouls" and firebombing steel mills. That was he can still pretend he's not a nazi and get rid of his bullies faster.

 

[The tired cat]

I’ve might’ve said this before but I’m gonna say it again; how do these idiots come up with the dumbest ideas?

I never understood how nerds and spergs come up with ideas that are so boring. You think a bunch of people who spend their time reading fanfiction or watching/reviewing cartoons and anime could be more creative.

Seriously, where do they come up with this stuff?

The oddest thing is Bobs "idea" was already done in the DC comics. I remember there was whole story arc where Clark lost his powers, while this new mystery hero.appeard to take his place. An thus you had Clark trying to gather clues/info on who this guy was and what was the reason for him losing his powers.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I’ve might’ve said this before but I’m gonna say it again; how do these idiots come up with the dumbest ideas?

I never understood how nerds and spergs come up with ideas that are so boring. You think a bunch of people who spend their time reading fanfiction or watching/reviewing cartoons and anime could be more creative.

Seriously, where do they come up with this stuff?

Its because they want to "subvert expectations" as the meme goes. They want to see seen as revolutionary and genius for doing something unique and original. They want to be subversive, basically.

The problem is just because something is "different" doesn't make it good. And the reason certain conventions and cliches have lasted so long is because they work. You probably wouldn't be seeing something happen over and over if it sucked in the first place.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Is he actually proposing that someone should make a Superman story that focuses on Clark Kent as a journalist?.

The exciting hero doing mundane slice of life schtick can work, if it's written well and focuses on other sources of drama besides having superpowers. The entire Dragonball franchise features several episodes where the all-powerful, world destroying characters are just dicking around and interacting with their families. One Punch Man builds an entire series premise on a man who's so powerful, all of his fights end in easy victory, so the plot has to focus on his day to day living struggles and his interactions with weaker superheroes. The "hero doing mundane things" schtick can also be harnessed for comedy. Zim Eats Waffles is exactly what it says on the can, an episode of Invader Zim where Zim does nothing but eat waffles, much to the chagrin of his enemy Dib, who is hoping to catch Zim doing something nefarious on camera so Dib can expose him as an alien. Although most Brits would hesitate to call it a "comedy," My Hero was a Britcom about a superhero from a planet of superheroes who fell in love with an Earth woman. The series focused on their relationship and almost never went into George's work as a superhero.

What Bob wants to do just isn't interesting enough to revolve a Superman story around. Clark Kent doing gonzo journalism or finding out that nefarious groups are stockpiling kryptonite sound like they'd be good elements in a bigger story; they do not sound like they'd make a good story all on their own. And boo to Bob for wanting to make Superman "relevant" and topical by having him "do a media story". You just know that Bob wants an excuse to write a story where Superman parrots his own shitty political takes.

Well, bear with me here, but I think a story revolving around Superman being Clark Kent could work. Let's say, for some reason, Clark is on the ropes at work- maybe from too much zipping off as Superman and not enough actual journalism. He's given one last chance to pull his act together, or he loses the job: he needs to give live coverage of some nefarious act going on (terrorism, Lex being his usual rotten self, etc.)- an act he can easily end as Superman, but he's going to be on-camera for the duration of the crisis, and cannot simultaneously end the act and complete his job at the same time. We'd have to ignore that Superman has friends he can call in to help him solve this problem, but it'd be an interesting take.

 

[Koby_Fish]

"Dated above my station"
The fuck? Is Bob trying to say that he dated a really rich/celeb/important ("My daddy's a Congressman/Senator/Chairman of OPEC")/way way way way WAY the fuck out of his league girl?

How much do you want to bet it was the time he spent as some lesbun's beard?

 

[José Mourinho]

South Park:

The fuck is he on about lol did he even watch that episode, that episode literally made fun of QAnons and Randy didn't even appear much in the episode

 

[Positron]

"Dated above my station"
The fuck? Is Bob trying to say that he dated a really rich/celeb/important ("My daddy's a Congressman/Senator/Chairman of OPEC")/way way way way WAY the fuck out of his league girl?

Anyone feeling trollish should ask him whether the "date" was Lindsay Ellis.

 

[The tired cat]

South Park:
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I see fatboy is still burning that anger flame for when SP had a character that looked like him. Also Bob, these guys still make more money than you'll ever see in your fat life.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I don't think Bob has ever had consensual sex without money involved. I doubt he's ever been a lesbian's beard, either. If my daughter brought someone like him home I'd much prefer her to be gay.

 

[EnemyStand]

I don't think Bob has ever had consensual sex without money involved. I doubt he's ever been a lesbian's beard, either. If my daughter brought someone like him home I'd much prefer her to be gay.

Hell, if it was between Bob and trooning out I'd welcome my new son into the fold. Wouldn't even deadname him.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Well, bear with me here, but I think a story revolving around Superman being Clark Kent could work. Let's say, for some reason, Clark is on the ropes at work- maybe from too much zipping off as Superman and not enough actual journalism. He's given one last chance to pull his act together, or he loses the job: he needs to give live coverage of some nefarious act going on (terrorism, Lex being his usual rotten self, etc.)- an act he can easily end as Superman, but he's going to be on-camera for the duration of the crisis, and cannot simultaneously end the act and complete his job at the same time. We'd have to ignore that Superman has friends he can call in to help him solve this problem, but it'd be an interesting take.

I have to disagree. That sounds unoriginal because similar storylines have already been told in other superhero cartoons.

I can name two of them right now, The Spectacular Spider-Man and Ben 10: Alien Force.

Look at this episodes, Identity Crisis(Spectacular Spider-Man), Grounded(Ben 10).

 

[Adamska]

Very culinary

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For a person who wants to pretend he's refined and intellectual and who really hates rednecks and white trash, he loves shit I'd see from the Deep South given these cursed ideas.

 

[blablabla]

no blobbo using lube on your hand is not dating above your station, you mong

 

[Godzilla@1989]

This is something that would give Bob a massive wet dream.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnn.com/travel/amp/voyager-station-space-hotel-scn/index.html

 

[EnemyStand]

This is something that would give Bob a massive wet dream.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnn.com/travel/amp/voyager-station-space-hotel-scn/index.html

Good. Get these people away from my woodland cabin rentals.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Play nice on behalf of Uncle Joe! You dumb obsolete kids!

I hate this shit where people treat me (and Americans generally) as children. We're free adults. How dare Biden condescend to us. And fuck FatassBobert for thinking this is some great move.

You see Glen Greenwald in the thread, and of course Bobby will not miss an opportunity for a cheap shot:

"Twerp"? You know that meme where the bullied becomes the bully due to unresolved mental and social issues? That's what Bobby del Cine is trying to be, but failing because he hasn't transformed into a person worth anything.

Garland covered up the full extent of the OKC bombing, making McVeigh into a lone wolf when he certainly had help from a chain of (actual) white nationalists. Look up Elohim City. Fat Bobert's retarded, but this is really, really stupid.

He's just mad about this because nobody will say anything at his funeral. Maybe his brother will be there, taking weird selfies in Mario shirts as if he were a 16 year old girl. But more people will piss on FilmRobert's grave than will show up to speak about positive recollections of the hambeast.

 

[EnemyStand]

I hate this shit where people treat me (and Americans generally) as children. We're free adults. How dare Biden condescend to us. And fuck FatassBobert for thinking this is some great move.

Joe Biden is certainly not acting like a president. Dodging press, ducking calls from world leaders...I don't see why we should listen to him or Film Rob.

"Twerp"? You know that meme where the bullied becomes the bully due to unresolved mental and social issues? That's what Bobby del Cine is trying to be, but failing because he hasn't transformed into a person worth anything.

I'm wondering if he just wasn't bullied enough...

Garland covered up the full extent of the OKC bombing, making McVeigh into a lone wolf when he certainly had help from a chain of (actual) white nationalists. Look up Elohim City. Fat Bobert's retarded, but this is really, really stupid.

McVeigh and his accomplices were probably buddies with Rob Byrd. You know, the Grand Cyclops who was friends with literally everyone in the modern Democrat Party? Someone had to swing. Just like if Bob gets his wish.

He's just mad about this because nobody will say anything at his funeral. Maybe his brother will be there, taking weird selfies in Mario shirts as if he were a 16 year old girl. But more people will piss on FilmRobert's grave than will show up to speak about positive recollections of the hambeast.

Hmm. Think we should attend and say a few words? We did know him best, after all...(this is a joke)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Incidentally Bobby lets loose he has an eye for fine arts:

Reminder, Bob's dad died never liking, accepting, or understanding what Bob did for a "living".

I’ve might’ve said this before but I’m gonna say it again; how do these idiots come up with the dumbest ideas?

I never understood how nerds and spergs come up with ideas that are so boring. You think a bunch of people who spend their time reading fanfiction or watching/reviewing cartoons and anime could be more creative.

Seriously, where do they come up with this stuff?

I think it's this constant need to reinvent the wheel and tear down what was, or to put it in even simpler and dumber terms:

EXPECATIONS = SUBVERTED!