Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[EnemyStand]

Reminder, Bob's dad died never liking, accepting, or understanding what Bob did for a "living".

So there WAS at least one sane member of the family. Fascinating.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So there WAS at least one sane member of the family. Fascinating.

I wouldn't say that because, I mean, look at both Bob and his baby bubba Chris. The little that Bob's talked about it it seems like Pa was more of a boomer who probably didn't understand the Internet and thought fad would just die off. Regardless, it did seem like he didn't like Bob wasting time filming himself out in the woods like some sort of obsessed retard when he should've been out building his life. I should say that's my reading of the few blurbs Bob's put out over the years.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Not sure if these were posted but these tweets say a lot about Bob

Another Comparison to compare Bob with CWC

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>Implying Bob has Republican Friends, or any friends

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No House, No Hillary Inauguration, and No Friends Republican or otherwise. Bobert you achieved the trifecta of being a 3 times loser Congratulations. But as a consolation prize you can but frozen breaded steak strips in the freezer section and Spagettios with Franks in the canned good section of your local supermarket, so eat up you white trash taste having fatty.

 

[Tronathon242]

I hate this shit where people treat me (and Americans generally) as children. We're free adults. How dare Biden condescend to us. And fuck FatassBobert for thinking this is some great move.

Free will means we get to defy stupid orders. Us being free adults means we can go about our lives while Bob remains in his basement hovel painting lipstick on his hand to pretend he caught a 10. Bob doesn't particularly like that now that the "correct party" occupies the White House.

I wouldn't say that because, I mean, look at both Bob and his baby bubba Chris. The little that Bob's talked about it it seems like Pa was more of a boomer who probably didn't understand the Internet and thought fad would just die off. Regardless, it did seem like he didn't like Bob wasting time filming himself out in the woods like some sort of obsessed retard when he should've been out building his life. I should say that's my reading of the few blurbs Bob's put out over the years.

If Bobert's parents really supported his consoomerist endeavors, he would have made more mention of them doing so. His relationship with his father probably wasn't on the level of Chris-Chan and his old man, but I still imagine there was some strain given that Chris has something resembling a respectable career.

No House, No Hillary Inauguration, and No Friends Republican or otherwise. Bobert you achieved the trifecta of being a 3 times loser Congratulations. But as a consolation prize you can but frozen breaded steak strips in the freezer section and Spagettios with Franks in the canned good section of your local supermarket, so eat up you white trash taste having fatty.

I bet that his "Republican friends" were Blue Dog associates of his at best. He's cowardly, no doubt, but he wouldn't be able to fully hide his massive contempt for Republicans to any that he knew for long enough. They'd either turn their backs on him in disgust or he'd flip his shit if he found out their voting habits.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

You know Bob wants a Superman movie about journalism merely to stroke the ego of journalists.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I bet that his "Republican friends" were Blue Dog associates of his at best. He's cowardly, no doubt, but he wouldn't be able to fully hide his massive contempt for Republicans to any that he knew for long enough. They'd either turn their backs on him in disgust or he'd flip his shit if he found out their voting habits.

Associates? The only associates he might have had were the other useless small-time "journalists" and "critics" invited to movie screenings. But now that Bobert's been exiled from his only """legitimate""" connection to media criticism after being fired, I doubt he has any real associations. With covid and Bobert's stay-in-the-basement-at-all-costs attitude, I seriously doubt he has any current friends or associates whatsoever. Bobert will die alone, probably from diabetes complications and a comorbidity, and the worst thing about it will be that this thread will lose relevance. How sad.

 

[Mola Ram]

Associates? The only associates he might have had were the other useless small-time "journalists" and "critics" invited to movie screenings. But now that Bobert's been exiled from his only """legitimate""" connection to media criticism after being fired, I doubt he has any real associations. With covid and Bobert's stay-in-the-basement-at-all-costs attitude, I seriously doubt he has any current friends or associates whatsoever. Bobert will die alone, probably from diabetes complications and a comorbidity, and the worst thing about it will be that this thread will lose relevance. How sad.

What's that line about how men die twice? Once when the body passes, and again the last time someone says his name.

We're the closest that ungrateful motherfucker will ever get to true immortality.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

We're the closest that ungrateful motherfucker will ever get to true immortality.

How ironic that the guy who wants to be immortal via technology will actually get that, but in a way he hates. I'd say it's like a Greek myth but that's a little lofty for a scrub like Bobert. It's more like an RL Stine Goosebumps story.

 

[No Exit]

"Okay, how about this, Superman needs to get his story into Perry White before the end of the day, but Mxyzptlk has replaced his keyboard with an AZERTY and he can't use his superspeed in the office or give away his identity,"

That sounds funny though, like a Superman version of Harvey Birdman. It's legitimately better than anything Cinema Robert could ever come up with

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

how do these idiots come up with the dumbest ideas?

Autism.

The exciting hero doing mundane slice of life schtick can work, if it's written well and focuses on other sources of drama besides having superpowers. The entire Dragonball franchise features several episodes where the all-powerful, world destroying characters are just dicking around and interacting with their families. One Punch Man builds an entire series premise on a man who's so powerful, all of his fights end in easy victory, so the plot has to focus on his day to day living struggles and his interactions with weaker superheroes. The "hero doing mundane things" schtick can also be harnessed for comedy. Zim Eats Waffles is exactly what it says on the can, an episode of Invader Zim where Zim does nothing but eat waffles, much to the chagrin of his enemy Dib, who is hoping to catch Zim doing something nefarious on camera so Dib can expose him as an alien. Although most Brits would hesitate to call it a "comedy," My Hero was a Britcom about a superhero from a planet of superheroes who fell in love with an Earth woman. The series focused on their relationship and almost never went into George's work as a superhero.

What Bob wants to do just isn't interesting enough to revolve a Superman story around. Clark Kent doing gonzo journalism or finding out that nefarious groups are stockpiling kryptonite sound like they'd be good elements in a bigger story; they do not sound like they'd make a good story all on their own. And boo to Bob for wanting to make Superman "relevant" and topical by having him "do a media story". You just know that Bob wants an excuse to write a story where Superman parrots his own shitty political takes.

”a superhero has to adjust to normal life” would work if:
• it was a one-off film instead of something that used one of the most well-known superheroes in popular culture
• it was either massively played for laughs or was treated as a tragedy.

Trying to write a Superman film where Superman does all the stuff he'd normally do but doesn't have superpowers is always going to fail.

Mxyzptlk has replaced his keyboard with an AZERTY

”Mxyzptlk” does defy the rules of spelling in a way only Frogs can do, so...

He doesn't want death camps. He wants ATF raids like Waco and Ruby Ridge. He wants gunners mowing down "mayo ghouls" and firebombing steel mills. That was he can still pretend he's not a nazi and get rid of his bullies faster.

As I've said, Blob really doesn't understand that if you marginalise a people and constantly attack them, they'll end up fighting back.

To use a historical example, the Soweto uprising happened because South African blacks had been treated in exactly the same way Blob wants to treat mayo ghouls and because the South African government said stuff like this:

A black man may be trained to work on a farm or in a factory. He may work for an employer who is either English-speaking or Afrikaans-speaking and the man who has to give him instructions may be either English-speaking or Afrikaans-speaking. Why should we now start quarrelling about the medium of instruction among the black people as well? No, I have not consulted them and I am not going to consult them. I have consulted the Constitution of the Republic of South Africa...

Interestingly enough, ”No, I have not consulted them and I am not going to consult them” describes Blob's views on politics perfectly.

"Dated above my station"
The fuck? Is Bob trying to say that he dated a really rich/celeb/important ("My daddy's a Congressman/Senator/Chairman of OPEC")/way way way way WAY the fuck out of his league girl?

How much do you want to bet it was the time he spent as some lesbun's beard?

The words ”Blob” and ”dating” do not belong in the same sentence.

Anyone feeling trollish should ask him whether the "date" was Lindsay Ellis.

Close, but when it comes to celebrities and Blob I have to point a few things out:
• AOC has said that she was sexually harassed in the past
• AOC used to be a bartender
• Blob has said that he liked the concept of Hooters and has generally acted as if bartenders were his friends
• Blob has previously visited New York
• Blob has been, and still is, very horny for AOC.

Draw whatever conclusions you want.

 

[make_it_so]

This is something that would give Bob a massive wet dream.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnn.com/travel/amp/voyager-station-space-hotel-scn/index.html

Okay, that's actually cool - it's like Stanley Kubrick's vision finally came to life.

It's a bit sad/ ironic though. The first inklings of Bob's "superior future" are starting to take shape and odds are he will either never be able to afford it or not live long enough see it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Okay, that's actually cool - it's like Stanley Kubrick's vision finally came to life.

It's a bit sad/ ironic though. The first inklings of Bob's "superior future" are starting to take shape and odds are he either never be able to afford it or not live long enough see it.

Let's be real and say that when this goes tits up somehow, which it will because you can't have thousands of spaceflights without one failing, Blob will find a way to blame Pmurt.

 

[make_it_so]

Let's be real and say that when this goes tits up somehow, which it will because you can't have thousands of spaceflights without one failing, Blob will find a way to blame Pmurt.

Blaming it on a guy who at that point has most likely been completely out of political power for six or seven years would be exceptional, but I've browsed the TDS so nothing would surprise me.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Blaming it on a guy who at that point has most likely been completely out of political power for six or seven years would be exceptional, but I've browsed the TDS so nothing would surprise me.

Ten years after Pmurt's death, I have a feeling that he'll still be blamed for everything because:
• ten to fifteen years in the future, climate change will have reached the point where most things will have to adapt to it and most things could conceivably be attributed to it,
• in these people's minds, climate change was caused by Pmurt,
• therefore Pmurt is responsible for Louisiana undergoing a critical existence failure.

 

[jspit2.0]

Okay, that's actually cool - it's like Stanley Kubrick's vision finally came to life.

It's a bit sad/ ironic though. The first inklings of Bob's "superior future" are starting to take shape and odds are he will either never be able to afford it or not live long enough see it.

What's the over under on Bob? How long do we think this guys got left?

Blaming it on a guy who at that point has most likely been completely out of political power for six or seven years would be exceptional, but I've browsed the TDS so nothing would surprise me.

Ten years after Pmurt's death, I have a feeling that he'll still be blamed for everything because:
• ten to fifteen years in the future, climate change will have reached the point where most things will have to adapt to it and most things could conceivably be attributed to it,
• in these people's minds, climate change was caused by Pmurt,
• therefore Pmurt is responsible for Louisiana undergoing a critical existence failure.

Its an amazing power, to make your enemies dumber through your mere existence.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What's the over under on Bob? How long do we think this guys got left?

I don't know. I'd be unsurprised if he kicks the bucket tomorrow, but I'd also be unsurprised if he lives until he's 80.

 

[make_it_so]

What's the over under on Bob? How long do we think this guys got left?

Well, he's morbidly obese, has very poor eating and sleeping habits, but more importantly I think the level hatred and fury he expresses on Twitter is a sign that he has high levels of self induced stress, and his recent firings have probably added to stress levels. That can lead to increases in blood pressure, and in someone like Bob who probably has clogged arteries it can ultimately lead to a heart attack.

 

[Mola Ram]

I don't know. I'd be unsurprised if he kicks the bucket tomorrow, but I'd also be unsurprised if he lives until he's 80.

Count me in as also believing Bob is not going to drop dead anytime soon, but I don't think there's any way he's making it to 80. His poor health notwithstanding, I can see him offing himself. He's plainly depressed and full of bitter self-loathing, he has no obvious support network beyond his equally worthless brother, and with The Escapist booting him he's barely a D-list internet celebrity. Someone mentioned above that he's probably lost whatever connections he had, and if that's true, it's only going to make his mood exponentially worse.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Count me in as also believing Bob is not going to drop dead anytime soon, but I don't think there's any way he's making it to 80. His poor health notwithstanding, I can see him offing himself. He's plainly depressed and full of bitter self-loathing, he has no obvious support network beyond his equally worthless brother, and with The Escapist booting him he's barely a D-list internet celebrity. Someone mentioned above that he's probably lost whatever connections he had, and if that's true, it's only going to make his mood exponentially worse.

Maybe so, but I can say that I've seen people in my extended family who are fatter than Blob, drink more and smoke live past 80 so it's not unachievable for him.

As for him offing himself, you know as well as I do that we'll be blamed if that happens.

 

[BScCollateral]

”a superhero has to adjust to normal life” would work if:
• it was a one-off film instead of something that used one of the most well-known superheroes in popular culture
• it was either massively played for laughs or was treated as a tragedy.

I think there's a germ of a good idea here. An acquaintance talked about a science fiction character, an alien who can't smell, who eventually makes friends with a human being because they treat her like a person with a mild health issue instead of someone with a crippling deformity, which is how she's viewed by her own species.