Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chan the Wizard]

Bob should be more concerned about the beetus, heart attacks and strokes that are far more likely to kill him.

 

[make_it_so]

MovieBob isn't cool socially adjusted enough to get invited to parties.

FTFY.

 

[Adamska]

I mean, a Superman story or episode focusing on his job and maybe him trying to be a hero in his own way at the Planet or a new paper could be pretty fun. He has to be a hero as Clark Kent, maybe him trying to use his journalism to help people who need it while trying to hide that aspect of himself in a new way sounds fun. A movie where it's mostly about that though sounds about on par with the time Ang Lee decided to focus on Banner's psyche.

Like yeah it's a big part of the character, but it doesn't work well as a movie.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

"Dated above my station"
The fuck? Is Bob trying to say that he dated a really rich/celeb/important ("My daddy's a Congressman/Senator/Chairman of OPEC")/way way way way WAY the fuck out of his league girl?

How much do you want to bet it was the time he spent as some lesbun's beard?

I suspect that he meant that he dated someone who lived at or above ground level.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

The issue with Bob is that he's already had a few health episodes that show his health is in deterioration. Not quite as many as someone like Jack Scalfani mind you. But this is a guy who according to him had to be hospitalized for "exhaustion" because he attended too many convention panels.

If it was just his physical health it would be one thing. But this guy also has a lot of emotional and mental instability. He's always angry and in a miserable state, getting himself worked up over the stupidest of things. That's going to push him down a down path. I wouldn't be shocked if he does suffer a stroke sometime within the next five years.

God would I love to see a Celebrity (Using that word very loosely) Death Match between Jack and Bobert both are self important fatties with horrible culinary skills. But believe in totally polar opposite politics.

 

[Adamska]

God would I love to see a Celebrity (Using that word very loosely) Death Match between Jack and Bobert both are self important fatties with horrible culinary skills. But believe in totally polar opposite politics.

I kind of am sad that Billy-Bob doesn't really brag about his shittastic culinary skills that often anymore. Not since people mocked him for having the absolute worst ideas for food possible.

Seriously, I'd rather eat Jack Scalfani's salmonella serving than anything Blob makes. Mainly because I'd rather have burned and raw salty sadness than soda stewed sadness with way too much rice.

 

[Mola Ram]

I suspect that he meant that he dated someone who lived at or above ground level.

An important point. For Bob, dating "above his station" means "breathing, possibly without mechanical assistance."

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

An important point. For Bob, dating "above his station" means "breathing, possibly without mechanical assistance."

For him, troons are classy.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

Have to say.

The most hilarious thing about this thread, is that there is more engagement than on Bob's tweets.

Looking forward to the thread upstaging his youtube.

 

[ChampFantana]

An important point. For Bob, dating "above his station" means "breathing, possibly without mechanical assistance."

I still don't believe he's ever dated anyone, much less gotten to first base. All of his stories have that "My secret Canadian girlfriend" vibe to them. If he ever had gotten anywhere with a woman, we'd never hear the end of it on Twitter.

 

[Mola Ram]

I still don't believe he's ever dated anyone, much less gotten to first base. All of his stories have that "My secret Canadian girlfriend" vibe to them. If he ever had gotten anywhere with a woman, we'd never hear the end of it on Twitter.

At least he didn't say he didn't compare his dating life to "punching above his weight class" because we'd all know that's bullshit, or at least very unsightly.

 

[Chilson]

One of the problems with Clark Kent is that a lot of people despise journalists these days. Being a journalist was a good profession for Superman back in the day, but now it's so tarnished that it really doesn't match the type of character that Superman is.

That's funny because the CW "superman and lois" show had him get fired in episode 1 so he can now be a humble farmer in a small midwestern American town.

Holy shit, are the writers of this show reading Bob's tweets and just making superman the culmination of all the things he hates most?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

An important point. For Bob, dating "above his station" means "breathing, possibly without mechanical assistance."

His "station" is "fat, ugly manchild with a permanent scowl on his face, sunken jowls and the personality of a stereotypical comic book nerd mixed with a nazi and an SJW stereotype straight out of a bad 00s webcomic." I think even "breathes without mechanical assistance" is too high.

 

[Quixotic Man]

That's funny because the CW "superman and lois" show had him get fired in episode 1 so he can now be a humble farmer in a small midwestern American town.

Holy shit, are the writers of this show reading Bob's tweets and just making superman the culmination of all the things he hates most?

That sounds like they are taking cues from the Superman Rebirth comics (Where they reintroduced Clark being married to Lois after the New 52 made him hip young and edgy) where they had moved outside of the city to raise their son.

At least he didn't say he didn't compare his dating life to "punching above his weight class" because we'd all know that's bullshit, or at least very unsightly.

If we ever learn that Bob actually is a championship weightlifter, dates bisexual super models, and his cooking is actually edible, we sure will have egg on our faces! Of course then the question will be why he decided to make a career out of reviewing movies and making video essays, something he is mediocre at on a spectacularly good day.

 

[Red Hood]

Eat shit shitlords

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1370430828841426947

https://archive.ph/jjCAb

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Bob is now completely immune to the coof thanks to the wonder drug that just kinda makes you more resistant, assuming you have no co-morbidities like obesity and adult onset type 2 diabetes, and requires you to continue to do what you were doing before you got that magical shot.

Looks like it's time to stay home and be a miserable piece of shit on twitter bois!

DO YOU COUGH?

YOU WILL.

That sounds like they are taking cues from the Superman Rebirth comics (Where they reintroduced Clark being married to Lois after the New 52 made him hip young and edgy) where they had moved outside of the city to raise their son.



If we ever learn that Bob actually is a championship weightlifter, dates bisexual super models, and his cooking is actually edible, we sure will have egg on our faces! Of course then the question will be why he decided to make a career out of reviewing movies and making video essays, something he is mediocre at on a spectacularly good day.

Would be a hell of an alter ego for the GigaChad you're describing.

 

[Positron]

Does he really think the second "Shot" (because that's how you use Capital Letters) makes him immune?

Science is Magic! Get Properly Evolved you obsolete ghoul!


Note how Bobby ignores the "unscrupulous scientists" part. As long as Science makes a bang, it is cool for him.

Robert the Cassanova, who's even dated above his station, comments on male physique:

You are an "it" if you want to stop children being poisoned and castrated.

Florida the Obsolete State started unlocking. Bobby sees sour grapes:


Bobby thinks it is a waste of money to imprison "Neo-Nazis"


+ + + +
Bobby goes Technically Speaking about Wanda.


Agitated gibberish:


Sperging about something called Mojo:


More MCU:


South Park, and a crossover with Tony Goldmark:


Cancel culture continues not to exist:


Bobby's Angels with more Nazi talk. Bobby's solution to reformed "Nazis": rat out your Nazi friends so we can squash them like flies.

Bobby has less introspection than a troon, it is a marvel he didn't troon out already.

 

[Quixotic Man]

People on Twitter are less accepting of "Nazi" rehabilitation then the people who fought in WW2 were of literal Nazi rehabilitation.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

People on Twitter are less accepting of "Nazi" rehabilitation then the people who fought in WW2 were of literal Nazi rehabilitation.

Twitter allows you to build an echo chamber where these attitudes feed on each other and become stronger, going from "I don't like Republicans" to "Anyone to the right of Chairman Mao must be fed feet first into a wood chipper." It doesn't help that attitudes like this are encouraged in the echo chamber.

Bob is literally too stupid to see this, of course, and even if he wasn't, I doubt he'd care.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

One of the problems with Clark Kent is that a lot of people despise journalists these days. Being a journalist was a good profession for Superman back in the day, but now it's so tarnished that it really doesn't match the type of character that Superman is.

The point of Clark Kent is that he can't help being a chad fish in a virgin pond, you can't find a more virginal job than journalists right now. It's great.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The point of Clark Kent is that he can't help being a chad fish in a virgin pond, you can't find a more virginal job than journalists right now. It's great.

Superman could become MovieBob for an entire arc.