Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Some translate this idiot please.
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"i have the correct opinion somebody please pity fuck me"

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Some translate this idiot please.
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This is so blatantly a troll that it's not even funny. The Gattaca spiel is so deliberately stupid that there is no other way to explain why they wrote that.

Of course Bob can't just say this post is stupid. He has to covertly say he disagrees while maintaining he does agree.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The Gattaca spiel is so deliberately stupid that there is no other way to explain why they wrote that.

It seems like something Movieblob would write.

”you don't think selling GM crops to farmers in the developing world who can't make an informed decision about them is good? Burn the heretic!

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

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Stop this hyperbole already. Walter Carlos wasn't even close to "the reason we have electronic music", although he sure played a role in popularizing it and made the Moog synths affordable. If you need to honor women -- genuine women -- pioneers in electronic music, consider Daphne Oram.

not to mention Laurie Spiegel, Éliane Radigue, Pauline Oliveros, Kaija Saariaho, Delia Derbyshire, Johanna M. Beyer...

 

[WM3227]

Obligatory for your edits

Spoiler: There was an attempt

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Some translate this idiot please.
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Good Lord. What...?

1. Fighting also-white guys. Some of whom may have been "literal" Nazis.
2. Clinton administration removed conventional forces (US Marines and Army MPs) providing stabilization and security in the midst of a famine. Skeleton crew of Rangers, Delta and SEALs are left behind and an unnecessary and under-resourced mission results in 18 killed and 73 wounded.
3. Fighting also-white guys.

True story (more or less) of an LGBT man who used his PhD and cultural experience to help the Arabs repel the Ottoman Turks.

I guess British Imperialism was mostly about Julius Caesar chasing Pompeii to Ptolemaic Egypt.

This poster is very problematic. It's full of pro-Nazi, racist, and homophobic dog whistling.

 

[TopTierHealer]

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Is this hipster talk for woke faggots having a pass to watch good movies? Like when back in the day hipsters could not show sincerity but if they did something ironically it would be cool. Oh, of course I'm watching Kingdom of Heaven through a post-marxist, historically materialist recount of the second crusade and totally not because I'm salivating at the thought of Orlando Bloom's abs or King Baldwin's speeches about the nature of war.

 

[Rekkington]

This is so blatantly a troll that it's not even funny. The Gattaca spiel is so deliberately stupid that there is no other way to explain why they wrote that.

Of course Bob can't just say this post is stupid. He has to covertly say he disagrees while maintaining he does agree.

Perhaps, except I've seen people make the same Sopranos/Fight Club arguments before, and as a white man I can say these are all great movies that speak uniquely to the dull unending rage I feel every minute of every day.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob trying to play the role of "cool old guy" again. But I'm going to call bullshit. He would have been 7 in 1988, I doubt he really remembers either of the games. He's likely more familiar with Katarina after German reunification. He really wishes he was a teenager in the 80's.

It's safe to say by now Bob hates Polacks.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

That Wokie is a faggot killjoy retard. Ze has obviously never watched Terminator if that what zhim took away from it.

Either it thinks:
A: Kyle Reese slaughters a police station full of cops to rescue Sarah Conner
or
B: The T-800 romances Sarah and they live happily ever after
In either case,

Spoiler: for a 37 year old movie

Kyle doesn't "live happily ever after".
Kyle fucking dies.

 

[lemonsolebrother]

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Either it thinks:
A: Kyle Reese slaughters a police station full of cops to rescue Sarah Conner
or
B: The T-800 romances Sarah and they live happily ever after
In either case,

Spoiler: for a 37 year old movie

Kyle doesn't "live happily ever after".
Kyle fucking dies.

Rambo doesn't find love or live happily ever after either - did whoever wrote that infographic actually watch any of the movies in question?

Spoiler

Probably not

 

[Chad Holdenford]

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Bob trying to play the role of "cool old guy" again. But I'm going to call bullshit. He would have been 7 in 1988, I doubt he really remembers either of the games. He's likely more familiar with Katarina after German reunification. He really wishes he was a teenager in the 80's.

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It's safe to say by now Bob hates Polacks.

29 years old, and he already holds an important role in his own country's development.
What have you done at that age or since then, Blobbo?

 

[Mola Ram]

29 years old, and he already holds an important role in his own country's development.
What have you done at that age or since then, Blobbo?

He's certainly aging better than Bob.

 

[Foltest]

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Bob trying to play the role of "cool old guy" again. But I'm going to call bullshit. He would have been 7 in 1988, I doubt he really remembers either of the games. He's likely more familiar with Katarina after German reunification. He really wishes he was a teenager in the 80's.

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It's safe to say by now Bob hates Polacks.

Bob is the last one who should make fun of peoples look. At least this guy doesn’t look like a down syndrome paddie.
amAlso, that guy have achieved more in his life than Bob will.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Happy birthday to 15 Days To Slow the Spread and may Bob miss yet another Halloween in his backwards ass Bahstain.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Bob trying to play the role of "cool old guy" again. But I'm going to call bullshit. He would have been 7 in 1988, I doubt he really remembers either of the games. He's likely more familiar with Katarina after German reunification. He really wishes he was a teenager in the 80's.

You can add to that: The US boycotted the 1980 Summer Olympics and the Soviet Bloc boycotted the 1984 Summer Olympics, so half of the Olympics in Bob's life before the 1988 games would have not had a U.S. vs. Soviet match-up to enjoy. And both sets of the Olympics were every four years back then, not every two years. 1992 had no Soviet Bloc anymore and that's when the "every couple years" cycle started that offset the Winter and Summer Olympics. He's definitely "remembering" something he was probably only vaguely aware of.

 

[Mola Ram]

You can add to that: The US boycotted the 1980 Summer Olympics and the Soviet Bloc boycotted the 1984 Summer Olympics, so half of the Olympics in Bob's life before the 1988 games would have not had a U.S. vs. Soviet match-up to enjoy. And both sets of the Olympics were every four years back then, not every two years. 1992 had no Soviet Bloc anymore and that's when the "every couple years" cycle started that offset the Winter and Summer Olympics. He's definitely "remembering" something he was probably only vaguely aware of.

He's almost certainly conflating the Miracle on Ice (which happened before he was born) with his adolescent fantasies about Russian figure skaters.

Because he's as dumb as a sack of hammers, and desperate for relevance.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He's almost certainly conflating the Miracle on Ice (which happened before he was born)

Yeah, but he's probably seen the movie!

Okay, at least seen the trailer for it in front of a superhero film.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yeah, but he's probably seen the movie!

Okay, at least seen the trailer for it in front of a superhero film.

I dunno. It is Disney.

Oh shit, does this mean Herb Brooks is part of the MCU?!?!?!

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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Bob trying to play the role of "cool old guy" again. But I'm going to call bullshit. He would have been 7 in 1988, I doubt he really remembers either of the games. He's likely more familiar with Katarina after German reunification. He really wishes he was a teenager in the 80's.

Yeah, I doubt a slovenly, socially maladjusted kid who didn't want to do anything but play Nintendo was paying much attention to the Olympics.