Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob is the stupidest person in any room he walks in because he believes the smartest. That's his major flaw: he has no self-awareness and think if an idea sounds good to him, it must sound good to everyone.

An actual smart person would realize "hey, everybody I meet knows something I don't. If I could see things from their perspective it'd make more sense." He isn't smart enough to have that. So he can't learn anything.
Robert is the physical embodiment of the Dunning Kruger effect.
 
That is just human nature. Brutal dehumanization of the adversarial other makes things easier than seeing them as actual humans beans, and overall that isn't exclusive to Bobby ideological corner(see how circa 2003 Iraq stuff was basically looked like a parody, with new channels showing footage of the war with the same pomp of a Super bowl game and flashing the american flag and cheering every time a bomb hit).

I don't disagree, but Bobby takes it to the next level, painting EVERY group he meets with the human/not human brush, using questionable methodology to identify friend and foe, thus making mortal enemies out of people who aren't even aware he exists while also deluding himself into thinking he has powerful allies in the guise of people who can't stand him.
 
I watched Sonic the Hedgehog for the first time yesterday and thought it was fine, but unlike Bob I'm able to recognise that I have outgrown the character and the movie wasn't made for me.
What I find striking is that Bob is attempting to make it sound like he is an objective arbiter on what makes a quality film. As many have recently said, Bob lacks any sort of self-awareness of his own prejudices. It's like with Joker, which centers around a mentally-ill WHITE man who the system abuses until he snaps. It offends Bob's sensibilities as a wannabe elitist who disdains any form of populism. Same with Sonic because the studio listened to audience demand. It much stick in his craw to have been so wrong and that he can impotently rage at their success--to delude himself into believing Hollywood is looking at his snarky tweets.
 
Learn your racial relations through Disney cartoons!
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Cartoons are not real; and no one can establish the origins of the Aladdin story enough to put a date on it.

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Not "thanks for the information", not "I stand corrected", but the inscrutable "works for me" and an emoji. Bobby seems to be set on Disney's version of the story -- the series was contemporaneous with Hercules -- which "works for him".

Oh I spoke too soon: it was, of course, a joke!
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Covid. Florida deserves Covid because it is Florida.
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Doesn't the vaccine make you bulletproof like Superman?

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Frank's article on The Guardian (archive) has nothing to do with mass-shootings, rather he points out Liberals' hunger for censorship and "debunking".

As an example of the Left's eagerness of censorship, Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has just been given 12-hour Twitter jail, which Twitter later says was an error
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Stifling a political voice by throwing money at him:
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Glen Greenwald. I don't read Bobbese:
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If anyone can break the Enigma Code below, please teach me (archive of Vance's article if it is of any help)
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AOC's potential murder Ted Cruz wants to take the voting rights away from illegals:
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Heritage Foundation:
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Bobby has problem with people joking about someone else's misfortune: BAD TARGET bro!
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The "tragedy" is that the high-maintenance woman Bridgett Adams can't find her Mr. Right (LOL) and by the time she reached 45, she unfroze her eggs and looked for sperm donors. All her eggs failed.

Child abuse, Ayn Rand, and The Synder Cut. Did someone miss his meds?
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Synder Cut
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MCU:
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Falcon is the lens to the real world.
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BIPOC male does comedy. Bobby displeased.
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Cartoon. Bobby admits he has the mentality of kindergarteners.
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At long last, a MovieBob movie pitch that I might want to watch!
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Starfucking:
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Simp:
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So messed up...

Creepy Uncle Bob has reached another level of messed up:
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Bob doesn't deserve the level of intelligent discourse that goes on in his thread. I've learned more about psychology, world history, and philosophy here than I learned in school. One theory as to why evil exists is so that humans grow stronger and more intelligent through their confrontation of it. (Or the learning and growing stronger thing is just a way for God to turn a potential negative into a positive.) It could be MovieBob's true reason for existing is to spur edifying discussion among his enemies and to serve as an object lesson in how not to live your life. Ironically, for all of Bob's fedoratipping, his existence serves as strong proof of there being some kind of purpose to certain things within this universe. MovieBob is too ridiculous and instructive a creature to have been the product of millions of years of random chance.
 
SJWs don't want a realistic tale where both sides have a reason for being. They want propaganda, ironically enough. They want the same thing the McCarthy-era America wanted; an enemy to demonize. Only instead of demonizing Communism, they worship it.
I wonder how long it'll be before they make a film called ”I Dated a Fascist”.
The most I see Bob getting is a restraining order at best, and a bullet to the head at worst. At best, once the revolution settles down, people like Lindsay "Hotdog Girl" Ellis would put a restraining order on Movieslob. At worst, the fact that Bob clearly has time to waste on video games and is not a member of the proletariat would end with some Commissar who used to be some gangbanger going to his house and forcing him to share his wealth, and when he inevitably refuses, said Commissar would put him out to pasture.
Indeed.

Commisars Jamal and Cleetus won't look kindly on fat, middle-class neoliberals.
Basically, they have the real race traitors pretend to be "rights' activists" to ensure that the slaves never leave the plantation.
Here in Britbongistan we have an incredibly stupid black activist called Sasha Johnson who attempted to start a militia last summer.

Johnson is under the impression that calling dissenters coons is an argument; I'm not sure whether she or the people who believe that are stupider.
Cartoons are not real; and no one can establish the origins of the Aladdin story enough to put a date on it.
Aladdin is pretty obviously set in the Islamic world, not just because Aladdin's an Islamic name but because mosques form part of the scenery.
Florida deserves Covid because it is Florida.
Don't worry, guys, he's totally not a eugenicist.
Let's assume that MTG gets expelled, and that as a result of the recession that we're currently entering the Democrats do badly in 2022 and lose the House + Senate.

What stops the House then expelling Nancy Pelosi or AOC for exactly the same reasons as MTG is being expelled now; namely ”we don't like her”?
Glen Greenwald. I don't read Bobbese:
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It basically means ”Eid, Dlawneerg, Eid”.
AOC's potential murder Ted Cruz wants to take the voting rights away from illegals:
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I'm not an American, but I'd say two things:
1) prisoners who have served their sentence should be allowed to vote, and as a corollary;
2) illegal immigrants and prisoners in jail shouldn't.
Heritage Foundation:
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Watching the same people who cheered for the monarchy and watched the Royal Wedding turn on it because of some remarks an actress made will never not be funny to me.
Bobby has problem with people joking about someone else's misfortune: BAD TARGET bro!
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

And let's not pretend that if a Randroid did something like this he wouldn't be laughing at her. On the topic of Randroids:
Child abuse, Ayn Rand, and The Synder Cut. Did someone miss his meds?
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Punishing children isn't child abuse. This is exactly why Bobby should have been beaten with a wooden spoon when he was younger.

Reagan wasn't an Objectivist; Objectivism is incredibly ”live and let live” on social issues and views religion as being as evil as communism. Reagan was very much a social conservative.
 
I don't know, but diabetes can lead to you losing your feet.

That said, the image of Bob on the same type of scooter mayo ghouls use is karmic to say the least.

Sort of reminds me of how Hope Chapman went above and beyond to distance herself from her Appalachian roots by going woke only to look super-redneck the moment she trooned out.
 
Learn your racial relations through Disney cartoons!
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Cartoons are not real; and no one can establish the origins of the Aladdin story enough to put a date on it.

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Not "thanks for the information", not "I stand corrected", but the inscrutable "works for me" and an emoji. Bobby seems to be set on Disney's version of the story -- the series was contemporaneous with Hercules -- which "works for him".

Oh I spoke too soon: it was, of course, a joke!
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Covid. Florida deserves Covid because it is Florida.
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Doesn't the vaccine make you bulletproof like Superman?

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Frank's article on The Guardian (archive) has nothing to do with mass-shootings, rather he points out Liberals' hunger for censorship and "debunking".

As an example of the Left's eagerness of censorship, Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has just been given 12-hour Twitter jail, which Twitter later says was an error
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Stifling a political voice by throwing money at him:
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Glen Greenwald. I don't read Bobbese:
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If anyone can break the Enigma Code below, please teach me (archive of Vance's article if it is of any help)
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AOC's potential murder Ted Cruz wants to take the voting rights away from illegals:
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Heritage Foundation:
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Bobby has problem with people joking about someone else's misfortune: BAD TARGET bro!
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The "tragedy" is that the high-maintenance woman Bridgett Adams can't find her Mr. Right (LOL) and now, at 45, she is unfreezing her eggs and looking for sperm donors.

Child abuse, Ayn Rand, and The Synder Cut. Did someone miss his meds?
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Synder Cut
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MCU:
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Falcon is the lens to the real world.
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BIPOC male does comedy. Bobby displeased.
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Cartoon. Bobby admits he has the mentality of kindergarteners.
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At long last, a MovieBob movie pitch that I might want to watch!
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Starfucking:
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Simp:
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So messed up...

Creepy Uncle Bob has reached another level of messed up:
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The hilarious part about the whole Aladdin thing is, the legit original story takes place in CHINA. Aladdin is probably CHINESE.
 
There is something uniquely disgusting when Bob uses sexual language. Like hearing a teenager with no real conception of sex talk about getting laid, combined with his manchild misanthropy. Real coomercel vibes.

Meanwhile, Is Bob getting fatter?
yeah if he werent such a loser bob would be outed as a sex pest. the dude is gross
 
Bobby has problem with people joking about someone else's misfortune: BAD TARGET bro!
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The "tragedy" is that the high-maintenance woman Bridgett Adams can't find her Mr. Right (LOL) and now, at 45, she is unfreezing her eggs and looking for sperm donors.
So the tragedy is a woman made choices of her own volition and is now dealing with the fallout of her own choices that no one else chose for her?

Maybe Bob only brought this up in the hopes of introducing himself as a potential donor...

Aladdin is pretty obviously set in the Islamic world, not just because Aladdin's an Islamic name but because mosques form part of the scenery.
I'm also almost certain that the Sultan says 'thank Allah' when Jasmine introduces Aladdin to him as a suitor she actually approves of.
 
Failed 99% of the time? Where you got that example from fatso, also the 1% success from Paul Worthless Shit Anderson wasn't about RE, it was about his wife's massive ego and her being a badass Mary Sue, fans hated these movies and even movie critics called em. So shove your 1% up your fat ass, you twelve piece of chicken McNobody
 
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So the tragedy is a woman made choices of her own volition and is now dealing with the fallout of her own choices that no one else chose for her?

Maybe Bob only brought this up in the hopes of introducing himself as a potential donor...
Too late. Turned out the story is at least 3 years old. All 11 of Bridgett Adams's frozen eggs failed and she can no longer have a biological child of her own.

A pastor like Michael Foster can make it a parable on the sin of hubris, that chasing after worldly values, at the price of subverting God's will, will inevitably lead to disappointment or worse. If he goes along this line Bobby would think he is worse than burning witches.

"For it is written 'I will destroy the wisdom of the wise; the intelligence of the intelligent I will frustrate.'” -- 1 Corinthians 1:19
 
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