Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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This and that Dinsey Princess tweet make me think..I wonder if Bob knows anything about the Quran. He's always quick to bash Christians and to defend Muslims.
Very few of the Fedora Brigade know anything about Islam except Islam isn't Christianity and Islam is practiced by Kebabs, therefore Islam is good.
 
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No guns for you, if you don't join the cult:
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Mad that a father allows his kids to have fun during Spring Break:
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No idea.

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I searched Google on "vaccination center attack" and all I found are potential fears of cyber-attacks in Germany.

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Bobby's fans think he is not being harsh on Zack Synder:
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Fortunately, not all of them have drunk the kool-aid:
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Bobby loves the Resident Evil movies. We know why.
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The "f***in' art" in this clip is that the monster declines to shoot the nigga when he says, "Respect"

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I admit there has to be some art involved in such blatant plagiarism: Matrix, Blade, Alien, Schwarzenegger films, The Boondock Saints...

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Milo.
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Kristi Noem, who vetoed the "transphobic" sports ban in South Dakota, got on Tucker Carlson's show. Bobby think they are a team.
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Part of the interview is on Noem's Twitter. She is reciting from a script and is boring.

Christian woman! You think you can get away from thought crime by deleting a tweet?
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Noah Berlatsky is a frequent obiter of Bobby's, the one whose avatar is a skull on top of a pile of bones.

Capeshit and women:
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Boobs gets oppressed in China and is looking a new turf. Bobby?
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Bobby white knights another skanky whore:
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She's not going to fuck you Bob. Fortunately, not all is lost:
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FAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!
 
I think Bob is saying that it would kick off World War III, but forgot how to count.

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None of which have had the cultural impact of the original.

The main ones that get pointed to are Val-Zod who has appeared in around 100 issues and Calvin Ellis who has appeared in less than 50.

While Clark Kent/Kal-El has appeared over 15,000 times in his 83 year history.
 
Bobby loves the Resident Evil movies. We know why.
Because he's a brand whore of the highest order?

Before becoming an embarrassment to the left, he was an embarrassment to gamers. Mind you, Nintendo probably has a right to be smug. But Bob always found a way to inject his glibertarian views into the conversation.

Every shameless cash-grab is cancelled out by the good Mario games, right? After all, "the Beatles" earned themselves the right to "rest on their laurels, too."' (Except the Beatles never did.)

People will say he's "matured", but the truth is, he constantly hops from one bandwagon to another.
 
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I'm repeating myself, but Bob is a damn moron if he believes that there would be an upside to a "Black Superman" movie, especially in today's atmosphere. Superman is an icon that is recognized across the world whose visage is plastered over countless varieties of media and merchandise, and all them portray Kal-El/Clark Kent as a white man. SuperheroesInColor can crow on about how many black "Supermen" there are, but the truth of the matter is that they are all derivatives of the original version created by Siegel and Shuster in 1938. Audiences want the original and deviating from that formula in such a drastic way will inevitably alienate the majority of audiences who will recognize this as obvious pandering. Let's look at the numbers. Blacks make up 13% of the United States's population, a number that has remained stagnant for years. I doubt that they would turn out in numbers like they did for Black Panther. Don't expect the Chinese market to bolster sales as a) their own domestic film industry is taking a larger share, and b) they hate black people.

Turning down the role of Superman was a smart move on Will Smith's part. If audiences were upset with him playing a white character from a barely-remember television show, they would go apeshit if he played an icon of Superman's stature. What Bob fails to comprehend is that while the studio can do whatever the hell they want with their intellectual property, they aren't entitled to the audience's money. Oh, Warnermedia can call out "toxic fans" and "racists" to their heart's content, but I can tell them to go fuck off and take my money elsewhere. A Superman film could conceivably be a billion-dollar movie if done right, however, it has to match the public's image of the Man of Steel and neither Calvin Ellis or Val-Zod are it. It would only appeal to the Twitterati who comprise less than one percent of the population--not a demographic you want for a film whose production costs will be in excess of $200 million before promotional costs.

There is no upside to Bob's utterly asinine notion.
 
An IncIdent?

Why is he assuming that capital-A Asians are foreign nationals more than other races?
Bob is so fucking exceptional that he thinks it'll start World War II, despite WW II already having happened, so it would be fucking World War III.

But even thinking that, is exceptional AF.
 
Of course Bob thinks the first Resident Evil movie is the worst one.

That's the only one that's almost good.

It was "slow" cause it was trying to tell a story.


I wonder if Bob just instinctively knows when somebody on Twitter expresses exasperation with the constant superhero shit, like a sixth sense?
 
god is killing people left and right and being a fucking asshole.
God was trying to defend the Israelites, who he had a covenant with and who were, at that time, basically his chosen people, from everyone else who hated them. It's hard to see how he could have done that without ”killing people left and right”.
I wonder if Bob knows
No. Seriously though:
Very few of the Fedora Brigade know anything about Islam except Islam isn't Christianity and Islam is practiced by Kebabs, therefore Islam is good.
Lots of wokeists are under the delusion that woke second-generation Muslims represent all Islam. They don't realise that declaring yourself to be a pro-gay Muslim in the Middle East is basically viewed the same as takfir.
Someone is going to point out his desire to treat all GOP voters as vermin and he'll respond with a) they're not people or b) I was just joking.
Or;
c) you use 4-cent_garbage.com therefore I'm blocking you for being a K*w* harassment troll.
I see Blob can't read. ”a well regulated militia” does not mean that the people who own guns must be well regulated, but that having a well-trained army of laypeople to protect them from govermental overreach is ”necessary to the safety of a free state”. Bear in mind that this was written at a time when American militias had defeated an army they viewed as oppressive, and when the Founding Fathers basically believed that people should be entitled to overthrow a corrupt government.

As a vaguely relevant point, it annoys me when Bob and his ideological brethren use ”the 2A was written at a time when everyone had muskets so you should only be allowed muskets under the 2A” as a gotcha against originalists + a way to prove that the Constitution totally provides for abortion rights because muh living document.

Yes, the 2A was written at a time when muskets were the only form of arms available. They were also considered military-grade weapons. An originalist reading of the 2A would not be ”the only weapons available to the people are muskets”, but ”the people are entitked to exactly the same weapons that the US Army has, so that if the government becomes tyrannical they can overthrow it”.

The Founding Fathers were a lot more libertarian than these people give them credit for. Whether that's a good thing or not depends on whether you want to live in Ancapistan or not.
You forget his remarks about ”Christofascism” and pro-lifers.
Christian woman! You think you can get away from thought crime by deleting a tweet?
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For the curious, Bruenig basically said that Berlatsky was a paedo because he was overly obsessed with children. Given that Berlatsky is the father of and groomed for woke points an underage troon, it wouldn't surprise me.

In fact, I'll say it here; Noah Berlatsky is a paedophile. If you feel offended by this, Noah, bearing in mind that you live halfway across the world from me and so suing me will fail hilariously, you're welcome to send Null an email and everyone on KF can laugh at you.

Or alternatively, you could care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot. 2200 EST, 05/28/20, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719. Bring all the cowardly friends you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.
I think Bob is saying that it would kick off World War III
Which is incredibly retarded because foreigners have been killed in Burgerland before and the world didn't end.
 
For the curious, Bruenig basically said that Berlatsky was a paedo because he was overly obsessed with children. Given that Berlatsky is the father of and groomed for woke points an underage troon, it wouldn't surprise me.

In fact, I'll say it here; Noah Berlatsky is a paedophile.
Bob Chipman defending pedophilia. This must be a new one 🤔
 
Bobby loves the Resident Evil movies. We know why.
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The "f***in' art" in this clip is that the monster declines to shoot the nigga when he says, "Respect"

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I admit there has to be some art involved in such blatant plagiarism: Matrix, Blade, Alien, Schwarzenegger films, The Boondock Saints...
Motherfucker, if this was your precious Mario you'd be shitting enough bricks to build a two-story house. Shut your fucking noise socket.
 
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