Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'll give Bobby another thing. He rages a lot but he really didn't hurt anybody, so by his own metric he should be spared from extermination. The same, of course, can be said about every single one of the Trumpings and Christofascists he wants "binned".

Idealistic Leftist vs Realistic Bob. I think Bob scores (No not in that sense! Perish the thought!).
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Although Bobby can't resist going nuts with his robot fantasy:
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"People drag me down; I'm so tired of that 'compassion' thingy. Spot the Robot Dog! Only you are my match in the intellect. You'll always my best friend. Let's fandango!"

Same of "abolish the electoral college" bullshit. Imbecile.
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Qwynneviere -- if you don't already guessed from the name -- is a troon, albeit a female-to-trans.

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She runs something called Extra Credit for Teachers.

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1) He's even dreaming of his thousand year superior future being won by force and who he can "spare." Fucking shit, man, who can defend this kind of talk without being a disingenuous bastard? If that delusional fantasy ever happened, it would be hilarious if the AI for the robots became self-aware and then turned on Bob's ilk to cut their throats as well. It would be very poetic and leave the world in much better hands.

2) But yet again he just thinks all of his detractors are out to get him for GamerGate or him just being him or whatever. It's all a grand conspiracy to game the algorithm and it's got nothing to do with what he said or did. I am wrangling with whether this is more pathetic than Chris-Chan's "Kick the Autistic" conspiracies.
 
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Bobby is so good at reading comprehension.
This only has value if you know how many species go extinct every year for all of history. It also raises the question of how many are supposed to go extinct? Does Robert believe the number should be zero? Will he mourn for the extinction of COVID-19? What about the extinction of the Mayo Ghoul? Probably 99% of the species to ever live on the Earth are now extinct. Why does Robert lament the superior future brought to us by continuous processes of evolution?
 
So there was a (underrated) quote I remember from watching Inherit the wind the other day:
MRS. BRADY: You betrayed yourself. You see my husband as a saint, so he must be right in everything he says and does. And then you see him as a devil, and everything he says and does must be wrong. Well, my husband is neither a saint nor a devil. He’s just a human being and he makes mistakes.
Bob really takes that thought process (the first part) to buffoonish levels. All the woke/progressive/SJW/whatever are good so they must be right in everything they say and do. Then all those that are not that, those foul conservative/religious/magapedes/whatever must be bad and everything they say and do are bad.
It's always fascinating to me how Bobby-Boy can not get around to the point of thinking that others are human beings, and consistently comes rolling downhill at high speed screaming about just how all those mayo-ghouls are subhuman and must be treated like the filth living vermin they are. But then when ever called out on the crap he spews he recoils claiming things are taken out of context, and also somehow doubles down that nothing he said was wrong.
Most people can at least (begrudgingly) accept the "others" are actual human beings, Bobert CONSTANTLY has nuclear takes like the ones posted, then can't wrap his head on why people crack eugenics/nazi jokes at his expense.
 
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The original Dark Forces game you can literally see for yourself right now on the first level:

The troopers were accurate in the opening of Star Wars when they slaughtered the Rebel mooks as if they were slaughtering an army of Moviebobs. They were accurate when their commanders wanted them to be, and they miss when their bosses want them to herd the heroes into the Millennium Falcon. When not a single Stormie hit the heroes, Leia deduced that the enemy let them go, and the next scene, Vader and Tarkin are talking about the tracking beacon they placed on the Falcon.

Yeah it was all fun in games until a round of bad weather let you play the fun "guess which of my children I get to watch starve to death" game.

Don't assume our ancestors were so dumb they couldn't make rational choices of what lifestyles they preferred. Heck you can go join the Amish now and enjoy the full farmer life if you want. Godspeed to you.
"Our ancestors?" Your ancestors' Founding Fathers wouldn't like democracy in the least. They wanted a republic where only the rich and wealthy landed elite could vote. Those whose fortunes are tied to the land were the only ones allowed to vote in early America. Essentially, they just wanted an Anglo version of Venice. If you told the Founding Fathers that you're letting all men and women vote, they'll laugh in your face and say that maybe the dogs should vote next.

Basically, the Founding Fathers' reaction to democracy would be this:

Yeah. I know that. I'm saying you're being just like them and trying to play a definition game of everything good that you like as X while all the bad stuff you don't as not-X. Which leads you to making really dumb arguments like a government which functions and acts like a monarchy, isn't one because of "labels."
Monarchs own the country, so if the country goes to shit, they're to blame. Down to the point where they could die because things went to shit in their reign. The Roman Praetorians would neck you if things went to shit and you're the Emperor, the Byzantines would lynch you if you were the Emperor and things went to hell. In China, things going to hell means that you've lost the Mandate of Heaven, and people will no longer consider you the Emperor, while in a Medieval Monarchy, the nobles gather around and either depose you and elect a new king, or they make you sign something like the Magna Carta which limits your royal power. In a democracy, when things go to shit, people just toss blame at each other. The right blames the left, the left blames the right, all the while, the banks print our money into inflation while politicians and CEOs walk away with golden parachutes as veterans and citizens starve in the streets.

The last time a Republic had something like this, it was Rome at the tail end of the Republic era. And if things keep going like this, you can kiss your republic goodbye. God knows both sides would prefer it if their man stayed in power forever as Emperor. The Right would love it if Trump was Emperor, the Left would love it if Obama was Emperor. Neither side profits from Democracy-every four years, there's an election, and both sides are accused of doing hijinks, whether it be Russian interference or Dominion voting machines, and we see nowadays that neither side can accept the other winning. The Right wins, and the Left screams "Russian Collusion!" The Left wins, and the Right screams "Dominion voting machines!" Neither side is responsible enough for a democracy, and both sides would prefer it if their man stayed in power for life. That doesn't sound like a society that would value democracy, if you ask me.

Women, children, elderly. Not all of a population is viable as a fighting force. (have you like... been around people? at all?)
Yeah, and even if those groups outnumbered fit, able-bodied men by a factor of 5 to 1, you'd still have 1 million people, or 500K soldiers, if the sides were split evenly between the two.

Also, you can screw your logistics sending all the farmers out to go fight and leaving nobody to grow your food.
Take the scenario I just presented, and remove half the men because they're growing the food. You could still end up with a quarter million men on both sides.

lol sure dude - way to paper over a whoooooooole lot of nuance and inconvenient fact there.

Like all the other monarchies in history who have instituted drafts (*cough WW2 japan*)
WW2 Japan's monarchy was a puppet of the generals. They had more in common with a military republic like those in Latin America. The two times the Emperor got to speak, the first was when he proposed to make peace with the Americans prior to Pearl Harbor so they could expand in peace, that was shot down by the generals. The second time he spoke was when he wanted the country to surrender to avoid becoming a glass crater, and the generals almost knocked him off to stop that. If they actually listened to the guy, Japan would have never attacked Pearl Harbor.

And yet other monarchies all over the world did not come up with it. It's like an idea that developed over time and in a specific location.
So let's see here you've got...
1 monarchy which had it.
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100000000 (rough estimate) of monarchies which did not have it.
A specific location? Are you for real? Habeas Corpus wasn't an exclusively English concept, and neither was the Magna Carta. England at the time was ruled by a bunch of French-speaking Vikings called Normans, who brought over French culture and ideas to England and ruled the land in the same style the nobles of France did. Just as the nobles had power over the Capetian dynasty during its birth, so too did the Norman nobility had its stranglehold on the monarch of Britain. And in other parts of Europe, the ideas of trial by jury (which was innovated by the Inquisition bringing in "bon viri" or "good men" to judge a particular defendant) and limited powers of the crown was all over in Medieval European society, not just England. Kings from France, Aragon, Poland, and even the Holy Roman Empire had to share power with landed nobles and gentry who in many cases, elected the ruler from amongst them. The Aragonese nobility even openly told the monarch that if he doesn't protect their rights and privileges, then they won't recognize him as king at all:

"We, who are as good as you, swear to you, who are no better than us, to accept you as our king and sovereign, provided you observe all our liberties and laws, but if not, no."


Translation: You're only the king so long as you follow the law and protect our freedoms. The moment you stop doing that, we'll find some other schmuck to put the crown on.

Poland had the Golden Bull, which meant that nobles can curtail the power of the king. The Holy Roman Emperors had to share power with the Pope and the German nobles, and if they overstepped their boundaries, the Pope and the nobles will find some other jackass to crown. The Venetian Republic had a ruler for life called the Doge, who was elected by the city-state's most prominent citizens. Hugh Capet became king because the nobles voted him in. It was only after centuries of intrigue, war, and marriage did France and Spain emerge as absolute monarchies in the 1500s, while other parts of Europe had their own governments that had limits to the crown's power in the form of constitutions, laws, and ancient rights that the kings swore to uphold.

Only an idiotic, anglo-centric view of the world would state that only one place had Habeas Corpus, Magna Carta, or limits on kingly power. One that obviously didn't study how monarchs had to deal with nobles and other limits to their power. Or the fact that there were only two absolute monarchies on Europe by the time of the Renaissance, France and Spain. Britain wasn't alone in having a parliament that limited the king's power. Shit, the Holy Roman Emperors and Polish kings had more limits on their power, while the Italian City-states were outright self-governing republics during the Early Renaissance.

AND ODDITY? lolololololol The Aztecs were the fucking norm of history. What do you think the other tribes were doing in ancient Palestine that pissed God off so badly he sent in Joshua with the Jews to clean their clocks?
Notice how God didn't order the same for other monarchies like the Persians or the Egyptians. Also, the Romans eradicated the Carthaginians for child sacrifice, among other things.

Also, "norm of history"? I suppose Ancient China, Japan, the Hebrew monarchs, the Persians, the Egyptians, and all the Christian monarchies that lasted for centuries were also killing kids for their gods on a daily basis, eh?

Hell how do you think Christianity took over? Romans kept leaving their extra kids outside to die of exposure (a common practice since abortion wasn't quite a viable medical procedure) so the early Christians went around saving them (leading to the first orphanages). Guess what? Saving and raising a bunch of a population the wider society is throwing away is a great way to raise up your numbers until you win by sheer natural selection. It wouldn't have happened if it wasn't really popular in the monarchy of Rome.
The Romans who did such things were doing that because they were too poor to raise kids on their own. Whereas rich and well-to-do families, as well as commoner families that could raise girls, did. There's a reason why it took centuries for Christianity to take over, and that's because pagan families had sons and daughters that passed on their ways to the next generations.

Christianity took over because Constantine legalized it after he won a civil war against a pagan Emperor who disapproved of his Christian-loving ways. So you kind of have to thank a monarch for the fact that Christianity was legalized in the first place. God didn't use some republican general who wanted to restore the Roman Republic, He used an Emperor, and He continued using Emperors for generations. Without Constantine's victory, Rome would have kept on going pagan, and all those Christian ladies would just get executed for apostasy against the cult of the God-Emperor of Rome and his Olympian kin. Also, the Romans stopped leaving girls to die after the Christians took over, and yet you had a shit ton of Christian Emperors and Christian kings after them who all frowned on human sacrifice, down to the point where the Spanish genocided the Aztecs for that kind of behavior.

This isn't saying modern society doesn't have problems, but for America to be as bad as the Aztecs, we would have to be invading mexico and canada to take their citizens and drag them back to Washington DC to be killed alive on TV. You can gussy it up all you want with stretched to hell metaphors but we still have a bit further to go.
Er, no. We're worse than the Aztecs. At least the Aztecs sacrificed foreigners. We throw our own babies in the dumpster despite there being a massive welfare state that tosses money like crazy to poor people and single mothers. Our own flesh and blood, and we treat them as disposable meat bags.

And that's not even getting into China and North Korea.
China under the Ancient Emperors was a wealthy state that the west envied and wanted to trade with. Communist China was brought about by republican means, with the populace supporting them against the "corrupt" Guomindang. Red China came to power with popular support, and they had the people round up landowners, Tibetans, right-wingers, and any dissenting parties. Then they went off the deep end during the Cultural Revolution.

North Korea is a puppet state of China that is also a republic that went off the deep end.

Funny how republics also have a tendency to breed tyrannies that would make Philip II of Spain look like George Washington in comparison, eh?

I uh... I have news for you.

If you don't have factories? Kids still work. On farms. Again - see Amish.
The difference is, farm work wasn't as deadly as getting caught in a machine and losing your limbs. Or having the factory burn down and kill you. And you were given more than just enough to eat, you worked at home, lived with a roof over your head, with your own family. Factory workers would be lucky if they had their own apartment buildings. Most of them shared apartments with total strangers who shat on the floor and died without people noticing.

Child labor stops when a society gets rich enough that it can afford to not work its children - which always happens when the country gains a free market.
Tell that to the sweatshop countries that make the cheap goods for your free market, where little girls are worked for pennies on the dime making T-shirts about girl power.

Here's a little secret: Throughout history, humans everywhere lived on less than $3 a day. ALL of history - EVERYWHERE even where your beloved monarchs reigned.
There's no proof of that. In fact, most of history, people had a better quality of life than in the Industrial Revolution. They lived at home, worked at home, and in the case of the Medieval era, close to two-thirds of the year was vacation time. The worst they had to deal with was wars or famine, but barring those things, they lived far better than factory workers who would drop dead without the factory boss noticing. At least a feudal lord would arrange for his serfs' funerals.

You wanna know when that began to change? You wanna know when that increased?

Right there during that time which you have described with all the nuance and accuracy of a political cartoon.
Food production increased, but quality of life decreased, to the point where political dissent also shot up like a volcano. When back then, peasants only rebelled against cruel lords or kings once every few centuries, you suddenly had socialist parties and bomb-throwing anarchists springing up every Tuesday. And it's not like they had the freedom to speak either-they were mostly shot dead by the cops, by the Pinkertons, by the KKK, and whatever groups the business owners and their political puppets can scrape up.

The funny thing was that the mafias and the criminal bosses like Boss Tweed wound up being the good guys. They provided welfare for the poor at a time when most people could barely afford to eat, which explains why such corrupt figures like Mafia Dons get so much support and even admiration from members of the public. They were the closest thing to a responsible authority figure that era had.

Actually it started increasing around 1700s but I guess Bob isn't the only one who just expects utopia to be an immediate leap instead of a gradual climb.
Is that the same utopian nonsense that the libertarians preach? I suppose Stockholm Syndrome really is a thing on the right as well, if they thought the era of the robber barons was a golden age. The 1700s were mostly still an age of monarchies, where the big players were France, Spain, and Britain, and it wasn't because of any "fight for freedom" bullshit that things were getting better-things were just getting more stable and people were getting more prosperous under the British, French, and Spanish empires. The revolutions happened near the tail end of the 1700s, and they gave way to the 1800s, where so much suffering for the lower classes happened, that the 1900s ended up being full of idiots trying all sorts of crazy socialist ideals out. Because when people get mistreated so badly, they will sign on with just about anyone, even crazy godless idiots who will literally kill millions to get their workers' utopia.

LOL *objects to cliche depictions of serfs*
*completely buys into cliche depictions of turn of the century America*
People who read history books and tomes based on the lives of both would object to the cliche depictions of serfs while buying into the cliche depictions of 1800s America. Cliche depictions of serfs came from pop culture and years of brainwashing about how evil monarchs were. Cliche depictions of turn of the century America comes from personal testimonies and histories that happened not that long ago.

Aren't you a bundle of laughs. Gell-Mann Amnesia on steroids is what we got here.

Yeah those robber barons were so awful lowering the price of resources so more of the lower class could afford them. Things were so much better when only the kings and nobles could afford luxuries and the serfs were stuck in subsistence living. Oh yeah THAT was more fair. /sarc
They would lower prices on products to kill competition, then jack them up when the competition's dead. That's why people backed reform movements like Theodore Roosevelt and his progressives who targeted robber barons, while many joined socialist sects or became bomb-throwing anarchists just to strike at their bad working conditions. Also, many monarchies had prosperous times when some farmers grew rich and a new class of rich townsfolk was beginning to appear, so dismissing monarchies as all having people stuck in subsistence living is completely bullshit. It's clear that you never even opened a book on the Medieval era, let alone read history about the 1800s that wasn't written by some robber baron apologist. I suppose all those socialists and bomb-throwing anarchists just came out of nowhere, huh?

You really are getting to be about as dishonest as Bob. "Nuance for me but not for thee" eh?

If you think farming peasants had half a year off I know one things is for certain: You have never been on a farm. Or even seen a farm. Or even talked to anybody who has worked on a farm.
You clearly never studied Medieval history or culture, then. Two thirds of the year were Saints' holidays. Work during Saints' holidays were FORBIDDEN. As in, HERETICAL. You weren't just given 2/3rds of the year off, you were MANDATED to have it by the Church, which would literally burn you for heresy if you disobeyed.

But at least give the Church some credit; they were an honest tyranny. They were tyrannical assholes, and they didn't pretend otherwise. Not like modern democracies where people claim freedom, yet the political elite tell you that you're evil because you like big anime tits, or they try to get you fired for saying the wrong thing, or throw you in jail during the 1900s because you like to have some booze and the puritans want all the booze banned. At least when the Church pulled that shit, they gave you a clear line of what to do and what not to do to avoid getting in trouble, and none of that was forbidding you from liking boobs or booze.

Oh yes because if there's one thing we know, it's that the kings and nobles were never rich no sir...
/sarc
Oh no, they were rich. But here's the difference: they didn't pretend to be humble politicians who were "just like us". There was none of this self-effacing bullshit where politicians like Bernie Sanders would read from the Caudillo playbook and pretend to be one of the poor, yet own mansions like crazy and make money off their political career and donations. At least when a king or emperor was rich, they were honest about it and even splurged on it to show everyone. That way, the people of that country would be proud to say that their nation has great cultural sites like grand churches, palaces, great pieces of art, things that people across the world would pay to see. At least propaganda back then was the Mona Lisa or the Sistine Chapel, not CalArts cartoons or some nonsensical crap drummed up by the public schools about how the Puritans were poor, persecuted minorities who sought freedom in the New World, when they were one of the most tyrannical regimes in Europe, making even the frightful Spanish Inquisition look like pot-smoking hippies.

I mean... seriously do you even listen to yourself any more? What welfare do you think people had, BEFORE 1800? Before 1700? There's so much ignorance in your post it's getting close to moviebob levels. Like apparently Boss Tweed is awful, but hey if you throw a crown on him, suddenly a saint! Never mind all the examples history is replete with of kings and rulers every bit as thuggish as Boss Tweed. If anything the only reason we don't know about more of them is that there are so few records of the more ancient past than recent history.
The Church? The monarchical state, which paid taxes to the Church? I mean, come on man, the English-speaking world even used to make fun of Latin cultures for being lazy fucks, and that was mostly because the poor had little incentive to improve themselves outside of basic farming duties because the Church welfare fed them from cradle to grave. It's what stagnated the economic growth of Spain, where the middle to upper classes of the bourgeois had to pay for the poor bums and farmers living off the fat of the Church's open-door policy for the poor.

Boss Tweed was actually a saint compared to the likes of politicians and corporate bosses who let people starve and die. So to compare monarchs to him would actually be a plus, since Boss Tweed actually cared for the poor while the thugs who controlled the "democracies" and the factories couldn't care less if a whole gaggle of Irish or Italian immigrants burned to death because their cheap machinery had an "accident" and caused several deaths.

I mean I'll agree with you that the cliche, two-dimensional depiction of ancient societies is not fair and overlooks a lot of nuance. But that also doesn't make your two-dimensional depiction of recent history any more correct. All you're doing is committing the same sin as those who bash monarchies - you're just doing it against a different target.

Well it's still a bad tactic.
It's not a bad tactic if it's the truth. Even modern democracies openly admit that the 1800s were a bad time for the common man. Only insane republican apologists and pie-in-the-sky libertarian utopians would defend the practices and living conditions of the 1800s, or the blood and carnage of the French Revolution, which killed more people in less than a decade than the Spanish Inquisition did in 300 years. When even your paragons of democracy admit that the Industrial Era was a bad time to be alive, then yes, it was a bad time to be alive.

Meanwhile, if you studied actual medieval histories like those of Regine Pernoud, Anthony Esolen, or read first-hand accounts by people in those ages, you'd find out that A) the Middle Ages and the Renaissance had a healthy, vibrant middle class made up of farmers and city-folk who were doing well, B) it wasn't all subsistence living the way Milton Friedman would make it out to be, and C) there were more ways than one for a monarch acting out of line to get limited or even deposed. Shit, if Biden was a Medieval king, his barons would have deposed him by now or forced him to sign something that would limit his powers immensely. Mistreating the troops, destroying the jobs of people who voted for you, politicians in democracies today get away with the kind of shit that got monarchs killed or deposed in the past.

Emperor Flavius Maurice, for instance, conquered the Persians and made them a Roman satellite state, while making deals with the Franks for an alliance, which secured the Roman Empire's borders and made its influence even stronger, but just because he mistreated his troops in the Danube, he and his entire family got murdered by the army. Alexander Severus tries to make peace with the Empire's enemies, the Germanic barbarians instead of continuing the war with them, and his Roman Legions overthrow his ass. King John pisses off his noble supporters, and the barons make him sign the Magna Carta which limited his power. Biden mistreats his troops, destroys the jobs of his electorate, and tries to make nice with China, a country with literal concentration camps. And he's still the President of the United States of America. If this was Ancient China, he'd have lost the Mandate of Heaven by now.


Stormtroopers are actually pretty damn accurate in the movies; it's really just Return of the Jedi that is denigrated.
Actually, in ROTJ, they managed to score a hit on Leia and R2. So at that point, they proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that they were holding back in the Death Star and in Bespin.

Now go and make one of Bob in the Tianmen Square Massacre where he's in front of a tank.

Uproarious responses to yesterday's "Why should I help assholes who hate me?" convo.
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That Jehoshaphat guy has known Bobby for 5 years, yet he continues to be astounded:
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Bobby knows a techno-totalitalian kindred spirit when he sees one:
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"I'm not 'woke'; I'm just smart" -- and what's more, Bobby is constantly evolving!
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This is how you own Robert the Smart:
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But that own comes at a price: it makes you "scum".
More importantly, Bobby thinks racism is a form of ableism:
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I give Bobby one thing: racism has a cognitive component, and my extremely unpopular opinion is that racism can be empirically, rationally justified -- though not by nitwits like Bobby.

The "scum" Shitstain Johnson continues to argue with SJW Gozilla. It is very tedious and you have to go to their convo.

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Someone is really mad.

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Bwak...Bwak...Bwaaak...Bacock-Bacock-Bacock....

Such a busy day, yet Bobby still keeps Peter in his thoughts. These Nazis just want to kill black people
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Bob's pet issues, or else!
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"Token Karen":
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Not a Karen:
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Women! You are not empowered -- indeed you are barely a "person" -- unless you surrender your WAP to men and abort the clump of sin!
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Starfucking Michael Moore, and Bobby has to make it about white men's obsolete jerbs:
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Don't learn to code:
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Indeed, if you know how to code, Amazon or whatever big corps Bobby fellates on will find it slightly more difficult to replace you.

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Bobby is so good at reading comprehension.

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Bobby won't even grant Synder a well-composed shot:
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On the other hand, Wanda proves to be our cultural zeitgeist:
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Indeed, it was so fast that Sony couldn't possibly be looking over the shoulder at Disney.

More Disney bullshit:
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I thought I was looking at Desperately Seeking Susan, but this is the trailer of something called Shoplifters Of The World, "featuring 20 songs by The Smiths".

Nobody the movie:
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Consoom:
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Food:
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Nerds! Fight!
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True to his words, Bobby thinks at least some poor white men matter:
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A Gang of Angles Who Matter:
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For Luke, everything leads back to TLOU2
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Damn, Bob really is the gift that keeps on giving.

TLOU 2 is such a piece of shit that Sonic 2006 looks pristine when compared to it. I would sooner buy a romance between a cartoon hedgehog and a human princess where the former gets speared by an evil goo man rather than that story with the skewered sense of revenge and humanity.


So there was a (underrated) quote I remember from watching Inherit the wind the other day:

Bob really takes that thought process (the first part) to buffoonish levels. All the woke/progressive/SJW/whatever are good so they must be right in everything they say and do. Then all those that are not that, those foul conservative/religious/magapedes/whatever must be bad and everything they say and do are bad.
It's always fascinating to me how Bobby-Boy can not get around to the point of thinking that others are human beings, and consistently comes rolling downhill at high speed screaming about just how all those mayo-ghouls are subhuman and must be treated like the filth living vermin they are. But then when ever called out on the crap he spews he recoils claiming things are taken out of context, and also somehow doubles down that nothing he said was wrong.
Most people can at least (begrudgingly) accept the "others" are actual human beings, Bobert CONSTANTLY has nuclear takes like the ones posted, then can't wrap his head on why people crack eugenics/nazi jokes at his expense.
Basically, Bob has a very Manichean viewpoint on things. One side is absolutely true, good, and beautiful, while the other is all the evils of the world coalesced into one. Even as someone far to the right, I can't see things the way he does. I mean, shit, I hate my own side of the political aisle almost as much as I hate the left. Whereas for Bob, everyone on his side MUST be the good guy, MUST be incorruptible, MUST be pure.

You'd think he would have at least had a few negative comments about Lindsay Ellis after she friendzoned him, but no. He cannot utter a single word condemning the politburo despite them screwing him over.

Bob is easy to piss off, and the people who crack Nazi/Eugenics jokes at him are just having a good time riling him up for the obvious response.

This only has value if you know how many species go extinct every year for all of history. It also raises the question of how many are supposed to go extinct? Does Robert believe the number should be zero? Will he mourn for the extinction of COVID-19? What about the extinction of the Mayo Ghoul? Probably 99% of the species to ever live on the Earth are now extinct. Why does Robert lament the superior future brought to us by continuous processes of evolution?

Because that evolution is hurting the people Bobbo loves. I mean, everyone who wants a superior future would be heralding the extinction of our obsolete movie industry that's run by perverts and child molesters, but Bobbo doesn't want that because he sees himself as part of the media elite that's supported by the movie industry. So even though the movie industry is literally being forced to evolve into a form more suited to fit customer demand, Bobbo doesn't like that. He never cared about what the common man wanted, he only cares about what the left wants, while seeing the plebs as nothing more but worthless inferior beings, good for nothing but to be ignored or trod upon.
 
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Just because a bunch of idiots pay Bob to produce mediocre reviews via Patreon doesn't make him valuable. Bob could die tomorrow and another reviewer can take his place.
Yeah, but we'd be hard-pressed to find a lolcow of Bob's caliber who embodies the worst traits of the self-absorbed intellectual class and the kind of cartoon villainy that entertains as well as it outrages. Especially with Dobson now gone.

Think about that. If MovieBob were to die, he'd be mourned by his family, and one or two of his Twitter friends might attend his pathetic funeral where his coffin is surrounded by Mario crap, Bob's troon orbiters and "colleages" might talk about his memory for a week or two, but after that, discussion will drop off sharply. Bob will become just like that one cow who was an anti-Vic Mignona activist who died of fatness in his 40s, and whose name I can't remember because he was such a nobody. Only Chris will continue to mention him, and only because he wants to piggyback off of his brother's fading e-fame to promote his shitty podcast.

But here at the farms, we'll continue to remember him, as one of the most epic threads this site ever produced. We'll have a rich, full archive of everything Bob has ever publicly said as a memorial to his existence. People not yet born will marvel in disbelief at Bob's statements, beliefs, and overall appearance. I dare say, some of us will actually....miss Bob. It's not often you come across someone whose life is such an object lesson on how not to live. A perfect antithesis to someone in a healthy state of well-being. A sobering reminder to never let your grudges and petty hatreds get the better of you. Of course, I hope Bob lives a long life filled with lolcow antics to shake our heads at and laugh over. That would be the best outcome for us and the best punishment for him.
 
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Yeah, but we'd be hard-pressed to find a lolcow of Bob's caliber who embodies the worst traits of the self-absorbed intellectual class and the kind of cartoon villainy that entertains as well as it outrages. Especially with Dobson now gone.
Maybe we can go dumpster-diving and find an e-celeb who fucked up as much as Bob did. I'm sure there's one just like him out there.
 
One of the main differences between Bob and Christianity is humility. At the core of Jesus' teachings is the idea that ”whoever exalts himself will be humbled; but whoever humbles himself will be exalted” (Matthew 23:12) whereas for Bob, pride and haughtiness are virtues that built the world.

There's a reason I said that Bob's attacks on Christianity were fuelled by religious bigotry as opposed to atheism; neoliberalism's stance towards infidels makes the Religion of Peace look tolerant.

I'm entitled to be at least a bit optimistic.

That said, given how the Dems treated Bernie last year I doubt anyone who challenges God-Empress Kamala will be able to do so fairly.

It's worth noting that the only women that respond to Bob are men.

What Bob fails to realise is two things:
1) you're not going to persuade the soyboys and 40 year old white women who support neoliberalism to ”crush” the GOP in any way other than tweeting about it, so you'll need to work with the evil ”dirtbag left” to do so.
2) centrists who embolden people to the left of them inevitably get turned on, and if Bob thinks he can control the leftists he'll need for that he's mistaken.
Case in point - Nancy Pelosi supported the left in the 2018 primaries because she thought she could control them. They chose to thank her by protesting in her office two weeks after the election. It's generally not a good idea to build a golem unless you know how to turn it off.
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Apologies for this next bit being incredibly long but our very own Virgin with Rage has delivered a bumper crop of autistic screeching.

Bob watched The Boys. One of the characters in The Boys is very obviously meant to be AOC, and anyone who reads this thread knows about his parasocial relationship with her.

I'm surprised to learn that an ex-prostitute ”singing” about sex is more empowering for black people than black-owned businesses growing or, heck, the fact that America had a black president quite recently.

On the topic of blacks and Kino Roberto:

The majority of whites do not hate blacks. If they did, people would be being cancelled for actually holding racist opinions as opposed to saying ”nigger” once in school.

”saying that black people can be elitist is literally the same as burning black businesses down”

If Blob seriously thinks melanin and elitism are incompatible, he is welcome to take a trip to the democratic paradise of Somalia, which is such a successful country that its top export is refugees.

> seems like you could stand to read some more [books]

Does Brick by Brick count?

”people sometimes have to be protected from themselves” is an authoritarian principle, not a leftist principle. I'm an authright, and I think that people do need to be protected from things which could damage the moral health of society. Libertarian leftists would not support nanny state measures like this.

You know you're on the right side of history when you attack people for praying.

True evil does delight in suffering for its own sake; for instance, the suffering of mayo ghouls at the hands of globalism.

Anyone who puts raised fists, rainbow flags or statements about wearing a mask in his Twitter handle has given up his right to be taken seriously.

Abolishing the filibuster is a brilliant way to lose any form of enviromental protections, legalised abortion and universal healthcare if the Republicans win in '24.

Popper's paradox (that is, ”an open society cannot tolerate intolerance”) does not refer to intolerant ideas but to organisations which start political violence against others. To quote the man himself:


”Love your enemies” - the Revd. Martin Luther King Jr, quoting the Gospel of St Matthew.
”you're an asshole who hates me - why should I help you?” - Robert ”Moviebob” Chipman, quoting his own genocidal self.

If a fourteen year old cannot legally drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes, gamble in a betting shop, drive a car or have sex because he can't understand the consequences, why should that fourteen year old be allowed to troon out?
The pro-early-trooning crowd presents the issue as, the earlier a dysphoric individual starts to transition, the more like "the real thing" their body can be manipulated into being. That's what the deal is with puberty blockers; it prevents them from developing in the way their body ordinarily would but which they don't want.

The fact that the brain of any child isn't near fully developed enough to grasp all the significance of this sort of change should be enough to nix it until they're adults and thus old enough to know/care whether they for instance EVER want biological children. Too many children are allowed to indulge in fantasy to the point where it supplants reality, with the adults not letting reality in for misguided reasons (they don't want their kid to become one of the 41% of An Heros, or Bob and his relatives don't want that one troon cousin to An Hero and think this'll prevent that) or outright political reasons. Either way, I don't think the pro-troon crowd will even hint to the child all the consequences for following the course of action that will lead to trooning out, probably for fear of scaring them.
 
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It is a ”fuck the poor” tweet because it implies that poor whites aren't or shouldn't be needed by society. Lass_Library has incredibly poor reading comprehension, even for a troon.
That Jehoshaphat guy has known Bobby for 5 years, yet he continues to be astounded:
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> I'm used to having to remind people that Palestinians are people

As an aside, Bob's attitudes towards the Midwest remind me of the Zionist idea of ”a land without a people for a people without a land”. In both cases, the actual inhabitants of the land get fucked over and end up on the wrong end of an apartheid state.
Bernie and AOC will absolutely get treated as being even worse than Pmurt when the 2022 midterms roll around, and the centre belatedly realises that the left is trying to get Pelosi primaried.

On the topic of Sandy Cortez:
”I believe in the forgiveness of sins.” - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, quoting the Apostles' Creed.
”For me, dealing with [sinners against progressivism] is one of the problems that needs a solution for [a superior future to take place]” - Robert ”Moviebob” Chipman, quoting Reinhard Heydrich.
More importantly, Bobby thinks racism is a form of ableism:
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Racism (that is to say, implicit bias) is natural because people tend to show a preference to groups they are a member of, and this applies to race as much as it does anything else. This doesn't make racism good, but it isn't some invention of the white man.
I love how Bob just dismisses an actual POC who disagrees with him while claiming to be woke. This reminds me of male feminists' stance towards pro-life women.
Such a busy day, yet Bobby still keeps Peter in his thoughts. These Nazis just want to kill black people
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National Bolshevism is a very specific ideology and it does not mean ”leftists I dislike”.
Firearms ownership is also a leftist concept; Marx said that ”under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the working class must be frustrated, by force if necessary.”
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Women! You are not empowered -- indeed you are barely a "person" -- unless you surrender your WAP to men and abort the clump of sin!
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The 21st century is probably the only time when traditionalism has been a form of rebellion.
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Bobby is so good at reading comprehension.
There is a climate crisis, yes. Consooming product and demanding that all of New York be ”Manhattanised” will only exacerbate that crisis.
Idealistic Leftist vs Realistic Bob. I think Bob scores (No not in that sense! Perish the thought!).
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As always, Bobby says the quiet part (here, that's ”black leftists will outlive their usefulness when they don't support the LGBTBBQVHS movement”) out loud.
Same of "abolish the electoral college" bullshit. Imbecile.
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I'm surprised to learn that turning America into Mogadishu on a Friday night is a superior future.
Is that how much he's successfully e-begged over the years?
 
It is a ”fuck the poor” tweet because it implies that poor whites aren't or shouldn't be needed by society. Lass_Library has incredibly poor reading comprehension, even for a troon.

> I'm used to having to remind people that Palestinians are people

As an aside, Bob's attitudes towards the Midwest remind me of the Zionist idea of ”a land without a people for a people without a land”. In both cases, the actual inhabitants of the land get fucked over and end up on the wrong end of an apartheid state.

Bernie and AOC will absolutely get treated as being even worse than Pmurt when the 2022 midterms roll around, and the centre belatedly realises that the left is trying to get Pelosi primaried.

On the topic of Sandy Cortez:

”I believe in the forgiveness of sins.” - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, quoting the Apostles' Creed.
”For me, dealing with [sinners against progressivism] is one of the problems that needs a solution for [a superior future to take place]” - Robert ”Moviebob” Chipman, quoting Reinhard Heydrich.

Racism (that is to say, implicit bias) is natural because people tend to show a preference to groups they are a member of, and this applies to race as much as it does anything else. This doesn't make racism good, but it isn't some invention of the white man.

I love how Bob just dismisses an actual POC who disagrees with him while claiming to be woke. This reminds me of male feminists' stance towards pro-life women.

National Bolshevism is a very specific ideology and it does not mean ”leftists I dislike”.
Firearms ownership is also a leftist concept; Marx said that ”under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the working class must be frustrated, by force if necessary.”

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The 21st century is probably the only time when traditionalism has been a form of rebellion.

There is a climate crisis, yes. Consooming product and demanding that all of New York be ”Manhattanised” will only exacerbate that crisis.

As always, Bobby says the quiet part (here, that's ”black leftists will outlive their usefulness when they don't support the LGBTBBQVHS movement”) out loud.

I'm surprised to learn that turning America into Mogadishu on a Friday night is a superior future.

Is that how much he's successfully e-begged over the years?
Both Bob and Lass Library (I guess their twitter break is over) are trying to frame this as "ONLY the rayciss ones, the non-racist poor huwhite people are fine", but then again people like Bob and his senpais and angels don't actually believe that white people can be non-racist.
 
They really do believe in some kind of quasi-mystical higher-power... or at least that they're gifted somehow and someday, that will be noticed, when any casual observer can see there's nothing there behind the bloviating and words cherry-picked from a thesaurus. They certainly don't see a need to "prove" themselves, they think that's already been done.

People like Bob have the flow chart of life upside down. You or I see a natural flow from perform task ------> get reward.

But Bob and his ilk see it running the other way : they believe the reward comes first, and that entitles you to perform certain tasks. Instead of putting in 30 years at a company to work up to Manager, Bob thinks you should be declared Manager on your smarts alone, and thus be entitled to 30 years of guaranteed cushy executive work, no questions asked.

You may think that's gross oversimplifying, but, consider I knew a high school friend very much like Bob who I got a job for working with me, and saw first hand that he just wouldn't follow rules/do what was expected of him. When I pointed out that he was never going to get promoted, or might even get fired if he continued putting in minimal effort or doing things "his way" instead of by the book, he told me, almost flippantly "Oh, I"ll work harder when the bosses prove to me they deserve it"

In other words he felt the promotion should be the MOTIVATOR of hard work, not that hard work PROVES you should be promoted....

Yeah, he didn't last a year....
Late reply, sorry, but I forgot to quote this in an earlier post. I like this because it so succinctly nails the problem with a large number of lolcows: They believe they are entitled to the reward because they're the protagonists of the universe, and the hero always gets rewarded in the fiction they consume, be it the cool robot, the girl they like, or even just the praise of the common people. They never notice that the hero is usually required to put in some amount of effort, because their little brains filter out the 'bad' parts and focus on the good. Bob earned the superior future by "virtue" of being Bob. And will always be upset that that was never enough to get all the things he wants.
 
There's a reason Bob insists that bartenders and theatre workers are the TRUE and HONEST working class; they vote for his policies. It's basically the Marxist idea of the lumpenproletariat, only a fat man from Bahstan instead of a political theorist and sociologist from Germany is using it.
I think you're giving Bob more credit than he deserves: I think it's as simple as they are the only two type of working class jobs he still regularly encounters, now that UberEats deliver McDonalds to your door and you can likewise buy groceries online.

Bob has the object permanence of a newborn: If he doesn't actually see you then you're useless and may as well not exist.

I can help you with this one Bob: It's "funny" because the man who constantly mocks and belittles the white poor while ranting about the superior future he has earned lives in a shitbox flooded basement apartment.
 
Just because a bunch of idiots pay Bob to produce mediocre reviews via Patreon doesn't make him valuable. Bob could die tomorrow and another reviewer can take his place.
True Commies (tm) never get that the executive level is just as replaceable as the prole level.

Anyone can dig a ditch, but only highly-evolved and unique human specimens can write their opinions down on paper and shuffle them around..... to Bob

The thing that defines a functional society is the fact that no one specialized/stratified level is irreplaceable. Any one soldier dies? Next man up. A truck driver crashes? Next man up. Farmer has a heart attack? Next man up. Even the death of the President wouldn't stop America, VP steps up.... everyone else moves up one position in succession, country moves on. That's not a bug, it's a feature. But by Bobbys' rules, A very esteemed movie critic falls out a window at the Minsitry of Cinema? Oh, that's special somehow.... we can't go on without HIM. He's IRREPLACIBLE! No, you can't just put another person in that seat!

And it's why dictatorships are unstable and self-defeating: aside from their inherent lack of respect for human rights, they now have introduced single-point failure to the model.


Also buried in that Tweet-valanche is the reason why no conservative wants gun control, they know the instant they agree to any measure, no matter how "common sense" , the Bobs of the world and the slimy politicians they look up to and support will twist and turn every innocuous behavior they can into being proof of insanity and thus, no guns for you. He flat-out admits right there that to him being "under evolved" (i.e. Republican) is proof of the mental fitness required to be allowed to have a gun.

That's why gun control is a dirty word, because we KNOW how it'll be used, regardless of what they say as they pass it.... they want to gatekeep, that's all they ever want, and policy success to them is not if it achieves it's stated goal, but how many peolpe can be rejected from engaging with the system by its self-appointed masters.

Wokeness and representation is not judged a success by how many issues of a comic/game sell, but by what % of the cast is now diverse enough.

Mask laws are judged a success not by if Grandma dies or not, but by how many tables they can shut down at a restaurant.

Similarly, gun control won't be judged by if it effects gun crime, but, by how many people can be put on the "no buy" list.

The only way the Government self-reports success is by how many people it's stomped on. (for good reasons, honest)
 
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Also buried in that Tweet-valanche is the reason why no conservative wants gun control, they know the instant they agree to any measure, no matter how "common sense" , the Bobs of the world and the slimy politicians they look up to and support will twist and turn every innocuous behavior they can into being proof of insanity and thus, no guns for you.
It's a pity that Conservatives refuse to draw a comparably firm line against transsexualism, especially of children. When your definition of "dysphoria" is basically "dissatisfaction with life" and "sad feefees", shady interest groups will twist every innocuous thought and behavior as proof that someone is really "trans".
 
Bob has the object permanence of a newborn: If he doesn't actually see you then you're useless and may as well not exist.

Only the proles he experiences first-hand (by them waiting on him) matter.

It's why he thinks the Uber Eats driver is vital, but the farmer who grew the grain the bun in the bag is made from? He can take a bullet.
 
Only the proles he experiences first-hand (by them waiting on him) matter.

It's why he thinks the Uber Eats driver is vital, but the farmer who grew the grain the bun in the bag is made from? He can take a bullet.
Just like the Commie LARPers tweetstorming about the evils of Capitalism from their mass-produced $600 iPhones, while they take advantage of the free wifi inside Starbucks where they just bought a $10 latte.

I so deeply want these people to get exactly what they wish for, but I don't want the rest of the world to suffer the inconvenience.
 
This isn't a startling observation or anything, but it's something I have a new appreciation for since I stopped dropping in on this thread so regularly: I cannot believe how much he tweets every fucking day. I sincerely believe if he was banned from Twitter he might shoot himself, because it's the closest thing he has to a life.
 
I so deeply want these people to get exactly what they wish for, but I don't want the rest of the world to suffer the inconvenience.

One of the big reasons stuff doesn't work is the sheer size of everything shields you from your dumb decisions.

Vote against building a power plant? Fine, you've volunteered to be first in line when the brownouts come. Doesn't happen, but it would be great.
 
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