Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I leave the thread for a few weeks, and MobieBlob's and his degenerate fascist Twitter orbiters political takes get worse.

I know it's Twitter, but I can genuinely see the seeds for massive and violent civil conflict being laid out here. Because no one with an sense of self-preservation will read these and want to have to share society with these malignant, power-hungry parasites.
 
I leave the thread for a few weeks, and MobieBlob's and his degenerate fascist Twitter orbiters political takes get worse.

I know it's Twitter, but I can genuinely see the seeds for massive and violent civil conflict being laid out here. Because no one with an sense of self-preservation will read these and want to have to share society with these malignant, power-hungry parasites.
Bruh, I get it, but they're all retards and trannies who can't function off Twitter. Bob gets so infuriating sometimes, it's the smugness combined with vindictive idiocy that does it
 
I don't know if I can read Bob anymore. He's the only person I feel slightly miffed at when reading his tweets and I get way too much joy by seeing randos on Twitter disagree with him. I mean, I know he is going to die of a heart attack or stroke here soon - But fuck, it's super hard to laugh at someone this smug all the fucking time and never getting push back for it.

Even Chris-Chan and other brain-problem people still had moments of remorse or self-reflection.
I wonder if we should post a poll on this page as for who's the biggest unkillable Pigroach: Blobbo, for shooting his mouth off on twitter and never getting pushback, DSP, for getting his debt wiped after fucking up his credit, or Chris-chan, for continuing to live in a house and receive a tugboat despite producing nothing but semen and sweat for the past 10 years.
 
There's a reason Russia had more famines in its seventy years of communism than its more than seven hundred years of Tsarism.
and yet the pro-commie activist crowd is leaning into "Food is a right", but not realizing it doesn't matter how much of a "right" it is, if there isn't any in the first place.
Indeed. It's all very well declaring you have a right to a good job, but that doesn't make millions of good jobs appear from nowhere.
It's almost like they're a bunch of know-it-alls who actually know nothing about agriculture, food production, farming seasons, and how to improve a food supply. These are the kind of people who will tell you that a population boom will lead to mass starvation, even though working with even primitive farming tools, more farmers means more manpower for farming and more food being produced, and if you have mechanized farming, one farmer can feed a thousand people.
 
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This must be the most normal picture the brothers ever took.
Probably the only time Bob has been happy at all recently but then again it's no mystery why since he is in the "sacred" movie theatre, watching a godzilla movie, and eating unhealthy snacks (like theatre snacks are generally unhealthy and it's okay to have them, but this is the same guy who preached fucking fitness to people and considers McDonald's family size meals to be small for the average person), I can only imagine he has 4 more buckets of popcorn out of frame.
 
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This must be the most normal picture the brothers ever took.
The first thing I notice is how there is nobody else in the theater. When this bombs because nobody cares, people have spent their Trumpbucks and Bidenbux on home theaters, and everyone's already got some sort of streaming service to watch whatever they want on, we'll at least have the comfort that this will all still somehow be Trumps fault.

#ContiniueTheMonsterverse? Is he being cute here by taking a swipe at the Snyder cut folk or is he being serious?
#SaveMothra? Nigga the bug an heroed at the end of the last one like the transgenders that said it was a symbol of themselves. I know. I saw it. How you gone save sploded bug?
 
The first thing I notice is how there is nobody else in the theater. When this bombs because nobody cares, people have spent their Trumpbucks and Bidenbux on home theaters, and everyone's already got some sort of streaming service to watch whatever they want on, we'll at least have the comfort that this will all still somehow be Trumps fault.

#ContiniueTheMonsterverse? Is he being cute here by taking a swipe at the Snyder cut folk or is he being serious?
#SaveMothra? Nigga the bug an heroed at the end of the last one like the transgenders that said it was a symbol of themselves. I know. I saw it. How you gone save sploded bug?
The funny thing is that if the movie bombs in theatres it's only because theatres are only recently reopening so Bob will still probably blame Trump saying if all the theatres were open normally then this would've made bank
 
I wonder if we should post a poll on this page as for who's the biggest unkillable Pigroach: Blobbo, for shooting his mouth off on twitter and never getting pushback, DSP, for getting his debt wiped after fucking up his credit, or Chris-chan, for continuing to live in a house and receive a tugboat despite producing nothing but semen and sweat for the past 10 years.
DSP is immortal and has some strange gypsy powers or something. He's going to outlive Bob and Chris who both will have some form of heart disease take them early.
 
The funny thing is that if the movie bombs in theatres it's only because theatres are only recently reopening so Bob will still probably blame Trump saying if all the theatres were open normally then this would've made bank
Serious question: when is the last time anyone not living in Japan gave a shit about a Godzilla movie? As far as I know in North America, they're niche films even within the niche film genre
 
Serious question: when is the last time anyone not living in Japan gave a shit about a Godzilla movie? As far as I know in North America, they're niche films even within the niche film genre
Well SFDebris has done reviews on the films and did a background video on Shin Godzilla a few days ago. But SFDebris is actually a legitimate nerd that tries to analyze sci-fi/fantasy films and appreciates them. Bob meanwhile is just a smooth-brained manchild that only likes these movies because big monsters and 'splosions and wants more movies to see more big monsters and 'splosions.
 
Serious question: when is the last time anyone not living in Japan gave a shit about a Godzilla movie? As far as I know in North America, they're niche films even within the niche film genre
They're kind of niche, but the popularity of the monsterverse speaks for itself. I might be biased because I'm a bit of a monster movie nerd, but a lot of people I know just like watching big cgi monsters fighting each other and the monsterverse does that well.
 
Oh yeah, I owed the thread something.

Not bad. Solid film. It's really made for fans of Justice League or Synder's DC vision. People are right, it's pretty long at 4 hrs, but then if there were more build up films leading to this (like marvel did) you wouldn't need all those extra hours to cram in what the other movies should have given. Parts of this film feel like they should have both happened before the Aquaman movie, AND after. I know MauLer recently sperged out over it but on that we'll have to respectfully disagree.

On a scale of 1-Justice League animated series, this is a 7.

Bob's spergout over G:King of the Monsters is probably the closest I've ever come to empathizing with him. I do love me some giant monsters smashing up a lot of humans.

This film... gave me what I asked for. Monsters fighting. If you like that and want to enjoy it, you'll like this movie. The kind of film iMax screens were made for.

It's like the equivalent of Chick-Fil-A fast food. It's still fast food, not THAT healthy for you, but it's tasty and filling. Dumb, but lots of fun. Minimally competent which is more than the last 2 star wars films can say.

Beware movieBob's video, he's probably going to have another O-face.
 
They're kind of niche, but the popularity of the monsterverse speaks for itself. I might be biased because I'm a bit of a monster movie nerd, but a lot of people I know just like watching big cgi monsters fighting each other and the monsterverse does that well.
Sure, I can see that, but now that the monsterverse word pops up, I must ask: why does "cool monsters fighting" need to be a 'verse? I don't think anyone actually wants a story arc that runs 22 fucking movies long out of that premise
 
Serious question: when is the last time anyone not living in Japan gave a shit about a Godzilla movie?
2014 & 2019.
I saw Godzilla vs Kong, and was disappointed.

I have no idea why this has such a higher RT score than Godzilla: King of the Monsters. The script of this movie is fucking swiss cheese. I could list off 20 fucking nitpicks right now, but I'll spare you.
That's nice, I haven't seen it yet.
Sure, I can see that, but now that the monsterverse word pops up, I must ask: why does "cool monsters fighting" need to be a 'verse?
Because there exist multiple movie franchises you can plunder for money.
 
Oh yeah, I owed the thread something.

Not bad. Solid film. It's really made for fans of Justice League or Synder's DC vision. People are right, it's pretty long at 4 hrs, but then if there were more build up films leading to this (like marvel did) you wouldn't need all those extra hours to cram in what the other movies should have given. Parts of this film feel like they should have both happened before the Aquaman movie, AND after. I know MauLer recently sperged out over it but on that we'll have to respectfully disagree.

On a scale of 1-Justice League animated series, this is a 7.

Bob's spergout over G:King of the Monsters is probably the closest I've ever come to empathizing with him. I do love me some giant monsters smashing up a lot of humans.

This film... gave me what I asked for. Monsters fighting. If you like that and want to enjoy it, you'll like this movie. The kind of film iMax screens were made for.

It's like the equivalent of Chick-Fil-A fast food. It's still fast food, not THAT healthy for you, but it's tasty and filling. Dumb, but lots of fun. Minimally competent which is more than the last 2 star wars films can say.

Beware movieBob's video, he's probably going to have another O-face.
I expect Bob is going to wank the Godzilla movie off as super deep if it references any obscure scientific concept so Bob can brag about its intelligence or maybe even bring up his favorite buzzword “Meta-Narrative”

For when Gunn’s Suicide Squad comes out and if it is not a good movie I either expect Bob to blame evil executives or force himself to like it because he thinks Gunn is his friend the same way he liked the 1993 Mario movie because “Mario was his friend”
 
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