Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BScCollateral]

"Godzilla is about rage." Sure it is, Movieblob.

Not "This is how it feels when B-29s are overhead."

EDIT: To be fair, that describes the 1954 original better than most Godzilla films. I'm sure someone could actually come up with an interesting video showing how Godzilla went from pretty damn scary to goofy and then back again. But you know, Bob.

 

[Flexo]

Yeah see I read it as Bob insinuating that Amanda in red looked like the googley-eyed monster thingy.

Either way, Robert Chipman is fat and creepy and Amanda Seyfried is infinitely out of his league.

The gif is literally the eyes bugging out and Amanda was apparently in mank.

https://mobile.twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1386502841280389123

I think he's trying to say Amanda giving him a heart attack is revenge for his mank review.

 

[UserAccess]

The gif is literally the eyes bugging out and Amanda was apparently in mank.

https://mobile.twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1386502841280389123

I think he's trying to say Amanda giving him a heart attack is revenge for his mank review.

I think you're right, but it's really telling that Bob's attempted humor needs this much analysis.

 

[Positron]

Actually I thought he was saying she was super hot that night and he was having trouble controlling himself. The he-man toy he posted a picture of had the gimmick of its eyes popping out - like the classic wolf from tex Avery.

I don't blame anyone here from the misunderstanding, it is a sign of how bad Bob is at communicating that his attempted flirting and wolf whistles come off as insults.

*Stress sigh* What can I say? On a good day I might understand 20% of what he writes.

 

[glib]

They already have a Iron-man replacement in the plans:

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And not gonna lie, Out of all the marvel capeshit coming out, this is the one I'm interested in.

I want to see if Diney will keep Riri Williams origin story, that is having her aspire to be Tony Stark out of spite because she forced her teacher to be racist/sexist to deny her the chance to be Tony Stark.

It's so good (in a bad way). They already botched Captain Falcon and The White Panther. Can't wait to see what's next.

Are we really going to have to have the "branching vs singular" timeline debate in here? I've already done it with 1 friend and the Loki trailer has pretty much confirmed MCU isn't doing branching timelines.

Yes, I will admit there are issues there, but that is in the text.

I don't care about branching timelines. Time Machines and Multiverses in stories that aren't built around them are usually hack writing choices.

I agree this isn't the place, but if you really need to talk about it I can set up a conversation or something somewhere else. Cheers.

 

[Flexo]

*Stress sigh* What can I say? On a good day I might understand 20% of what he writes.

I am not accusing you at all.

If anything I feel more ashamed that I can more easily unpack Bob's ramblings than most. Like I'm one PBR bender away from becoming him.

I don't care about branching timelines. Time Machines and Multiverses in stories that aren't built around them are usually hack writing choices.

I agree this isn't the place, but if you really need to talk about it I can set up a conversation or something somewhere else. Cheers.

Let the autism flow from inside the house? Possibly...

(Assuming an mcu thread on here doesn't already exist.)

 

[Mola Ram]

I am not accusing you at all.

If anything I feel more ashamed that I can more easily unpack Bob's ramblings than most. Like I'm one PBR bender away from becoming him.

Join the club.

 

[The Valeyard]

Let the autism flow from inside the house? Possibly...

(Assuming an mcu thread on here doesn't already exist.)

The general Marvel Cinematic Universe thread is here.

Also, having now seen Mortal Kombat (2021), I can double down on Bob’s take on the movie being dumb.

Mortal Kombat. Bobby is easily amused.

It does have the kind of references as humour that he’s asking for here, only it’s for things that Warner Bros. own eg. Kano saying “Alright, no Harry Potter shit” before sparring with Liu Kang.

And yes, Cole Young isn’t told about his lineage until after he unlocks his “arcana” because Raiden is a dick, and has been consistently portrayed that way. In Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion’s Revenge he doesn’t tell Johnny Cage that the tournament is real because Johnny’s ignorance amuses him, and was a sarcastic asshole throughout Mortal Kombat: Conquest.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Godzilla is an "activist icon" because it is rage incarnate (clickbait)

Let me remind you that this is a Tumblr witch talking. @Flexo and @Mola Ram might remember her name being mentioned in the neopagans thread.

Elon Musk is a bad person because he is a douchebag. In other words, he reminds Bobby of his middle-school bullies.

I've never really seen Musk talk about decarbonisation, mainly because spaceflight lends itself to Musk's style of enterprise in a way decarbonisation doesn't. To put it simply, a rocket going through space and landing without a hitch looks a lot more impressive and gets Musk a lot more attention than a new brand of catalyic converters would.

*Stress sigh* What can I say? On a good day I might understand 20% of what he writes.

A nice, big rum and coke helps with that. I'm not even being funny when I say that some of the best posts I've made in response to Kino Roberto have been when I've had a drink, which is probably because he's drunk when he writes them.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Imagine being a fat, ugly blob and attacking people based on their appearances when that has nothing to do with why people are mad at them, and bonus points: they look completely normal and you look like sewage waste.

No wonder even Breadtube sees this fat fuck as toxic.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I always get a warm feeling when Sady, or any one of Bob's angels actually, writes something on Medium and acts like that's some sort of accomplishment or something to take note of.

None of them hold a candle to this which is an ACUTAL achievement!

Anyone Can Write Anything On Medium.com So Please Consider My Opinion

Did you know that anyone can write anything on Medium.com? Then when someone shares your work to another website, it will look like a real…

medium.com

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Imagine being a fat, ugly blob and attacking people based on their appearances when that has nothing to do with why people are mad at them, and bonus points: they look completely normal and you look like sewage waste.

No wonder even Breadtube sees this fat fuck as toxic.

Bob tells on himself when he does this.

It's obvious he's so focused on the appearance of others because he's so self conscious of his own.

Which he should be, cause he's ugly as sin.

 

[blablabla]

the fact the he uses sunglasses on his profile picture to hide his retard mongoloid eyes is proof enough that bob talking about other people physical appearance is him projecting like fuck

 

[Quixotic Man]

I love how Bob can't even say "Wow, she looks great in that dress." without it coming across as creepy, weird, and confusing.

Maybe he should refresh his Judy Blume knowledge.

 

[The Valeyard]

Bob just found out about the De-Feminized Fanedit of Avengers: Endgame, and wants the creator's life to be destroyed by the Rat.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob just found out about the De-Feminized Fanedit of Avengers: Endgame, and wants the creator's life to be destroyed by the Rat.
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Commentary is fair use. If you are describing a film as ”feminism and gay shit” and removing the bits you describe as ”feminist gay shit” you are providing commentary on the film. It is thus fair use for you to distribute that form of commentary.

Not to mention that getting the identity of someone who posted on an imageboard is probably impossible unless the owner doxes you, which ain't going to happen over a film.

 

[glib]

Bob just found out about the De-Feminized Fanedit of Avengers: Endgame, and wants the creator's life to be destroyed by the Rat.

My opinion is acceptable but yours isn't because I'm on the right side of history.
"Stomp them into paste" (for removing women from a capeshit movie)
What do you guys think the upper limit for this kind of insanity is?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What do you guys think the upper limit for this kind of insanity is?

Mayoghoulschwitz-Birkenau.

 

[glib]

Mayoghoulschwitz-Birkenau.

Deathfat Camps
Ironically or unironically, "Arbeit Macht Frei" is an axiom that is missing from Moviebob's life.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Deathfat Camps

Such as Troonblinka?