Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob apparently thinks he would be a mayo ghoul Adonis.

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Says the fat retard who worships a Latino looking goblin.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Says the fat retard who worships a Latino looking goblin.
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I'll see you that and raise you Ayanna Pressley.

 

[blablabla]

Bob apparently thinks he would be a mayo ghoul Adonis.

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no but you really ARE a pig blobbo chimpman

 

[Jones McCann]

Bob apparently thinks he would be a mayo ghoul Adonis.

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From -5 to -3/-2. He's right thats a pretty big jump.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Well, I would argue that there are battles that could be described as good vs evil - although no one ever thinks of their team as the evil team. That's the big problem. Even edgelords who think they can prove their superiority to the rest of humanity by killing without remorse are doing it for what they feel is a noble goal; removing their behavioral constraints and pushing humanity to a higher level. This is why people like Bob can advocate for genocide and still think they're on the side of the angels. They have the Right Opinions, therefore they can do no wrong and their opponents are subhuman untermensch..

Yeah, that does make sense, when you consider how many wars humanity has had. But that whole hero/villain thing is still bullshit.

And you’re right about the edgelord. If you ask me, edgelords are some of the biggest losers in the world. I’ve talked to those kind of people before and they’re just like Bob. A bunch of ugly, unattractive, nerdy sociopaths.

Honestly, if they hate the way world is, why don’t they just leave society?

Is this fat piece of shit really trying to judge people by their looks?


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He does this with surprising regularity, considering he himself looks like a pile of bacon fat sweating in the sun.

Honestly, people like Bob confuse me, how can they judge people when they ugliest people on the planet.

Do they honestly think being a scrawny, obese, hairy and ridden with acne is healthy or attractive?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

That is an interesting concept and would help explain how he can't remember when he got the one device that was so important that it shaped his entire childhood and life after thirsting for it.

That was super interesting he couldn't remember that, since it's not like he has a problem lying. Just look at him referencing drugs and sex in high school. It obviously a lie unless he was a bookish, outcast nerd who was also going to parties and doing the drugs and having the sex like all the cool kids were doing (in that TV show he watched). It's contradictory and completely unnecessary but his ego wouldn't allow him to let people think he was some loser virgin. So you think he would have no problem just making up some bullshit.

 

[instythot]

Honestly, people like Bob confuse me, how can they judge people when they ugliest people on the planet.

Do they honestly think being a scrawny, obese, hairy and ridden with acne is healthy or attractive?

Everyone judges everything at all times whether they post it on Twitter or not, so that part I understand. The puzzling thing to me is where Bob and his ilk place themselves and others on the 10 point scale. The tub of angry lard thinks moving a couple of states over would increase attractiveness by a quarter of the entire fucking scale in comparison, and has apparently never encountered the farmer's daughter or small town high school football hero tropes when making this calculation

 

[link1234]

Bob apparently thinks he would be a mayo ghoul Adonis.

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This dumb fatty fatty two by four can't fit through the kitchen door thinks he brings new meaning to the pick up line "Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten I see."

 

[Jack Awful]

Bob apparently thinks he would be a mayo ghoul Adonis.

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I disagree, put some ears, a snout, and a tail on Bob and he could easily win the blue ribbon at the county fair.

 

[Ratzinger]

It's a condition of mental divergence.
I find myself in the Superior Future, part of an intellectual coastal elite currently obsoleting the hordes of inferior mayo ghouls in the midwest. And although this reality is completely congruent and believable to me in every aspect, nevertheless the Superior Future is aktually a construct of my psyche.
I am mentally divergent in that I try to escape certain unpleasant realities that plague my life here. If I come to accept that I am a 40 year old kissless virgin who lives unloved and will die unmourned,
I will be sane.
Are you, perhaps, also divergent, frends?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I disagree, put some ears, a snout, and a tail on Bob and he could easily win the blue ribbon at the county fair.

Who wants to bet Bob would eat an average-sized McDonalds meal from a trough?

 

[instythot]

Who wants to bet Bob would eat an average-sized McDonalds meal from a trough?

Who in their right mind would take the against side of that bet?

 

[Mola Ram]

Everyone judges everything at all times whether they post it on Twitter or not, so that part I understand. The puzzling thing to me is where Bob and his ilk place themselves and others on the 10 point scale. The tub of angry lard thinks moving a couple of states over would increase attractiveness by a quarter of the entire fucking scale in comparison, and has apparently never encountered the farmer's daughter or small town high school football hero tropes when making this calculation

Bob genuinely seems to believe that 21st Century America is like Judge Dredd, with the Mega-Cities being the only bastions of civilization and the vast landscape between them being a blasted hellscape populated by degenerate mutants.

 

[Flexo]

People call George Lucas an "Idea Guy", but he not only came up with the initial Idea for Star Wars, he also established himself as a director with a hit film beforehand, wrote several drafts of a script, collaborated and networked with other people, came up with the funding for the film, and directed it in studios and on location. It took several years. Most "Idea Guys" don't want to do that level of work - they just want credit for the work others do.

Yep. I may have some issues with him as a writer but Lucas has my full respect as a director because that dude WORKED HIS ASS OFF.

I mean, I'm one of the biggest Transformers-spergs out there, but even Bob's idiotic tome made me cringe at the sheer unadulterated autism on display, not to mention all the exceptional galaxy-brain takes on his fanfictionalized Mario ideas. Least of all the problems encoded therein is Bobby can't write to save his fucking life.

It just makes me grateful that Bob's far less of a Transformers-sperg than a Mario-sperg-sped. I shudder to think if Bob's fantasies involved idolizing Bob Budiansky (the guy that basically gave all the TFs their personalities) in the manner he idolizes Mario's creator.

Has Bob ever written any Mario Fanfiction? (At least any that anyone's found or knows about). I'm surprised I haven't seen him put anything on fanfiction dot net or anywhere like that, shipping himself as a self-insert between Princess Peach and Princess Daisy or something stupid like that. I've seen fanfic where people insert themselves into Transformers and literally get their brains uploaded into robot bodies. Bob seems to be behind the curve here for his Soopeeryah Fyootchah.

I'm trying to decide how cruel it would be to dig through the archives and inform you...

Bob apparently thinks he would be a mayo ghoul Adonis.

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There are not enough for this tweet.

 

[instythot]

Bob genuinely seems to believe that 21st Century America is like Judge Dredd, with the Mega-Cities being the only bastions of civilization and the vast landscape between them being a blasted hellscape populated by degenerate mutants.

I only read like 3 judge dredd comics, and it was quite clear that the mega cities were barely more civilized than the wastelands or they wouldn't have needed summary executions in the first place. With this context, yes I do agree that Bob thinks that and misses the forest for the trees

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob apparently thinks he would be a mayo ghoul Adonis.

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Bob really thinks Rural America is just dumb white hillbillies and white trash where everyone is so ugly he will be the peak of masculinity.

 

[Flexo]

Thanks to you, I also found this gem.

I'm at the point now I love what comes out of EFAP way more than the actual show.

 

[UserAccess]

This isn't a melting wax sculpture left out in the sun. It's the Speaker of the House. I understand how you may confuse the two.

Yes. Old people can be ugly and weird looking. An arbitrary party designation can't change that. There's a time and place for ripping on old people for being old, and that's when you're a sixteen year old girl in the mall food court.

You'll never be one of the popular girls, Bob. They won't accept you.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Who in their right mind would take the against side of that bet?

Me.

But only because I'll raise you "he eats it off the floor when it falls from his maw."

 

[make_it_so]

Thanks to you, I also found this gem.

I'm at the point now I love what comes out of EFAP way more than the actual show.

That's because the memes that come out of the show don't last 8+ fucking hours.