Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I prefer to use the one of him at his sister's wedding in the polo shirt and white socks. It shows for all his bragging about his superiority, he's retarded.

poor mama chipman, i guess the inbred retard white trash gene was from papa chipman then.

I'm not sure where him and Chris get their ”good” looks from but this picture may give you some ideas and show you the depths to which Bob can sink:

Also I bet you that Azn is more bluevoting cred than Bob.

Ironically enough, especially if he's Vietnamese or Korean, he might actually vote Republican.

People who come to the US after having dealt with communism tend to vote red for obvious reasons.

Chris takes an interest in Trump-shaped dildos:

I don't even know what to say other than ”Tell me, Positron, how do you give a tweet an Islamic rating?”.

The ironic thing is that the actual left isn't too fond of the ADL, because the ADL is incredibly Zionist and many leftists tend to sympathise with Palestine.

Also I'm surprised to learn that Antifa doesn't exist when I can point to many groups which are very obviously Antifa. Yes, you can't point to a national Antifa organisation because it's made up of decentralised groups, but the same's true about the ”Boogaloo Boys” and that didn't stop the left making them a boogeyman for six months.

Those of us who remember Covington Catholic have worked out that the right isn't usually the side bullying schoolchildren.

Why are you people so fixated on Wendy's?

One of the most iconic images from the riots was a burning Wendy's (if memory serves me rightly it got set on fire after St Breonna of Louisville was shot). Bob and his ilk use this to imply that people opposed to riots only care about corporate storefronts being burnt down by poor oppressed Pee Oh Cees.

To Twitter nuts, being right wing is not about protecting the ingroup, but about protecting the outgroup.

I'm not sure what these troons are on about but Thatcherism, which these people would describe as ”hurting the out-group” because muh Section 28, ”helped the in-group” a lot by getting the economy to work after the shitshow that was Callaghan's rule.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Chris takes an interest in Trump-shaped dildos:
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Chris sounds disappointed that he can't get one. He really is a 14 year old girl in a bear's body.

Some pictures of the interior of Chris's home. Remember they'd just renovated it:
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The carpet still looks like animals have been driven through it on a regular basis. At least Chris has the foresight to censor his kids' faces now, although using cartoon hearts to censor is also something that a 14 year old girl would do.

+ + + +
"Anger is how you WIN."
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If vengeance occupies any appreciable portion of your mind, you've become a shitty person -- or a Korean-cinema mainstay.

Reminder: Bob has charmed enough idiots into thinking he's a good enough culture maven to support with a livable wage. His buddies the Democrats are back in power and using the offices of the FedGov to enact their anti-mayo ghoul agenda. And yet he's still butthurt to a degree that only movie protagonists who've lost their entire family to a gangland killing should be at. One wonders what Bob would do if someone actually burned/robbed his house or caused him injury instead of calling him a fatty on Twitter.

We must let Big Tech spy on the populace, in order to neutralize the next Trump pronto.
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What's Bob worried about? That the Dem's election rigging machine won't be up to par the next time Trump runs for office? You know Bob would gladly hand over his rights to privacy and the rights of all Americans if it meant that Orange Man would be barred from office for all time. Bob is the character in a movie who sells out the heroes and throws open the gates to the besieged city, in exchange for some high position among the invaders.

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The article says the eviction moratorium was first enacted under Trump, so the subhuman judge was just reverting the decision by the subhuman president, Ghoul vs Ghoul.

Bob is careful not to mention how at least half of the population (the half that grows his average amounts of food) will be removed from power. Or how they'll be pacified at being completely cut off from all access to power and self-determination. Usually that sort of thing results in a bloody revolution, or at least a population who engages in random acts of guerilla violence against the people who oppress them. Would someone like to remind Blobby which political party has the largest number of registered guns?

Ex-director of the CIA speaks out against wokeness:
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So Bobby thinks people should be hired solely on their race or sexuality. I'm willing to bet the contractors Chris hired to do his remodeling weren't chosen for their skin color or sexuality. Or maybe they were. That would explain why the carpet looks like the floor to a movie theatre in a bad part of town.

Correcting a kid on factual mistake is bullying.
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Kid praises Biden for handling things well so he might be able to get back to school soon, and that we wouldn't have gone this far with the last president. Kilmeade commented that Trump did say that "I want every kid get back in school". That's bullying according to Bobby.

The people who screech loudest about bullying are always those who were never bullied enough.

1619:
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It's also not weird that CinemaRobert refuses to address his support of sex pests like Devin Faraci. Or his defense of Nazi-style eugenics.

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My poor brain refused to parse this.

I've read Engrish written by people who've never heard the English language that was more understandable than this.

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If it turns out that a homeless person was responsible for the fire, don't wait for Bob to post a retraction. Superior Beings like him never make mistakes.

Slobber:
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The only thing that shocks me about this movie is the fact that a woke movie studio is actually not forcing a character with red hair to be played by a black woman.

Paul Verhoeven will have another medieval-religious movie, Benedetta, out soon. You are sure that Bobby wants to watch it, because the synop promises lesbianism and the poster shows a tit.
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I haven't watched Flesh + Blood nor do I know enough about medieval history to comment on historical accuracy. Any takers?

I haven't watched Flesh + Blood in years, but I do know it has a rape scene where a woman falls in love with her rapist. You'd think such things would be problematic in Current Year, but apparently not if it allows Bobert to view some Eurotitties. Flesh + Blood was also based on a lot of history research, with its main characters strongly believing in God and acting with all of the toxic masculinity that you'd expect a bunch of medieval mercenaries in a chaotic dog eat dog world to display. But again, that's alright because of the aforementioned titties. And again, titties (the lesbian kind) are what's drawing Bob to Verhoeven's next medieval movie. Bob's just like a cat, with titties being his feather and jangleball on a string.

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No context.

I'd sooner believe The Spoony One has started producing videos again before I'd ever believe that Bob went without carbs for 30 hours.

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Paul Fag still has a career?

Why is Obama wearing a Crayola Dress?

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HEY GUYS! IT'S CINCO DE MAYO! LET ME SHOW YOU HOW AWARE I AM OF THE FACT THAT ITS CINCO DE MAYO BY TRANSLATING AN AD FOR ONE OF MY OLD VIDEOS INTO SPANISH USING GOOGLE TRANSLATOR! I LOVE MEXICANS!

 

[Les Morfalous]

Some pictures of the interior of Chris's home. Remember they'd just renovated it:
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I've seen pigsties that are less filthy than that man's house.You know I feel sad about the kids - having the misfortune to be raised in such an environment - they'll grow up thinking that this is normal.They'll dump their garbage on the sidewalk;they'll think vacuuming is for special occasions;for them tidiness is shoving shit in the corner of the room;washing would be something done once a month when the hamper finally overflows cause unfortunately underwear only has two sides.These children will be slovenly troglodytes not because they are such by nature, but because their parents show them nothing but slovenliness.And the worst part is that one day they'll grow up and breed.

 

[Totally Awesome]

I've seen pigsties that are less filthy than that man's house.You know I feel sad about the kids - having the misfortune to be raised in such an environment - they'll grow up thinking that this is normal.They'll dump their garbage on the sidewalk;they'll think vacuuming is for special occasions;for them tidiness is shoving shit in the corner of the room;washing would be something done once a month when the hamper finally overflows cause unfortunately underwear only has two sides.These children will be slovenly troglodytes not because they are such by nature, but because their parents show them nothing but slovenliness.And the worst part is that one day they'll grow up and breed.

That doesn't look too bad. They just need to put away their stacked shit and vacuum. Cleaning shouldn't take too long.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Sooooo wait. If that's Sarah's dad, but right beside him is Mama Chipman, where the hell is Sarah's mom? Six feet under, or divorced and estranged?

Also lol at Chris thinking drumpf dildos, specifically designed for true and honest vajayjays, is suitable for anyone's butthole. I mean, it's none of my business if some bundle of sticks wants to die of intestinal peforation due to peak Orange Man Derangement Syndrome, just sayin'. Either way, it's drumpf fucking THEM, not the other way around.

Also I'm pretty sure there's no way in hell that baby sis chipman married anyone that voted red or even purple. I think I remember reading something a while back from either the sis or her husband which pretty much was woke anti drumpf boilerplate. A lot of immigrants who have no idea what's up just suck up the Dem party line (regardless of skin color) because 'hurr durr republicans h8 immuhgrunts' and don't associate it with communism, and then their kids go full woke, and then you get woke azns and others.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That doesn't look too bad. They just need to put away their stacked shit and vacuum. Cleaning shouldn't take too long.

But cleaning takes time away from shitty podcasts and movies.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Matt Walsh strikes back:
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Hi Bob, not a doctor but I think my diagnosis of you being a fat, diabetic fucking retard adequately explains any health problems you may or may not be experiencing.

I'm prescribing you a salad and a walk outside.

Bob apparently thinks he would be a mayo ghoul Adonis.

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Aside from the dude on the right looking like BPD Danny Huston these are the most ordinary-looking people I have ever seen. His failed attempts at self-deprecation aside, it floors me whenever Bob thinks he has any scope to criticise how other people look, and making it political when he has lich queens like Pelosi and Hillary on his side is hilarious.

If they look like RE Tyrants then I guess that makes Bob the final form of Nemesis, where it can't stop regenerating and turns into a giant blob of shit.

Dear Hillbillies,

Shit's great up in the Superior Northeast.

Yours truly,

Adonis and Family

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How is it possible the man with a wardrobe full of ugly-ass suit jackets doesn't bother to put one on the one time it would actually be appropriate. Gotta keep them fresh and pressed for all those convention hover-hand photo ops, I guess.

You'd look that sullen too, if you were the only one at a family holiday dinner - in a string of holiday family dinners - with no "+1". I mean, that photograph screams Bob's incel status. Never mind not having a plate made for him, look at every family photograph we've got our hands on that includes Bob. Not one of them include a +1. And this particular photo was taken when his father was still alive.

I know it's not the case, but the general atmosphere of the photo just screams 'Bob! Come up from the basement, honey. Your brother and sister are here, and they brought guests!'

 

[Mola Ram]

I know it's not the case, but the general atmosphere of the photo just screams 'Bob! Come up from the basement, honey. Your brother and sister are here, and they brought guests!'

I'll give him credit for one thing about that Thanksgiving photo: he's wearing proper wire frame glasses instead of those ridiculous hipster black plastic frame monstrosities. Those simply do not look good on his ginormous head.

Thing is, this photo is relatively recent, since the lack of Papa Chipman indicates this was taken after he shuffled off this mortal coil ... which means Bob has two pairs of glasses. And he prefers the one that makes him look like a retarded manchild thumbhead than the one that's somewhat professional.

Great taste, as usual.

 

[Positron]

Sooooo wait. If that's Sarah's dad, but right beside him is Mama Chipman, where the hell is Sarah's mom? Six feet under, or divorced and estranged?

Sarah's mom died in 2012, two years before Sarah became a Chipman.

Sarah and Dad.


Chris and Mom:

 

[Godzilla@1989]

But when it comes to original movies aimed at adults, Mendelson and Bobby part ways:

I would love see how much more miserable and hate-filled Bob would be if someone were to throw him back in time in any year before 2008 where that was no MCU-style junk filling up the cinemas and were instead a variety of content.

 

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People like slobby bobby are the reason I noped out on marvel after iron man 1.

I admit I am a sucker for Star Wars shit, but marvel is just a bridge too far for me. Sick of superhero, cape cuck films.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Budget time for Blobo
aftter patreon and youtube fees plus his new game theory shit, 4500 a month minimum

-a 460 sq ft. loft apartment in Lynn showed up 1,500 a month, if its family or family friend he likely only pays 1,000
-utilities = 500
-eating mcdonalds every day at Bob's size (1 big mac meal + 1 - 10 nuggies meal), $20 x 30 = 600
-junk food run every week, 100 x 4 = 400
-tranny patreons per month = 500
-consoom material = 500
-car + gas? = 500

total = 4,000-4,500/month

That's the best I can guess for him, because he has said he's not paid his bills in the past year and even tried to sell off stuff in sad auctions. But this is at his absolute worst, he should have at least 500 a month non consoom savings. This would at least explain why he has one shirt, but he doesn't even have a hobby and is still working on a 9 year old computer. I'm guessing he's got a Elliott Roger lottery vice so he can get all the money and finally get the womxn.

You're forgetting his healthcare costs. Diabetes medication alone can be a hefty bill. Even when it is only type-2 and you aren't on insulin yet.

 

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Sarah's mom died in 2012, two years before Sarah became a Chipman.

Sarah and Dad.
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Chris and Mom:
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I didn’t know Luigi had a daughter. And RIP Daisy.

 

[Mola Ram]

You're forgetting his healthcare costs. Diabetes medication alone can be a hefty bill. Even when it is only type-2 and you aren't on insulin yet.

The biggest thing missing from this budget is booze.

 

[Positron]

If Bobby doesn't retweet this -- and so far he hasn't -- that'd be proof that he's mad at his waifu.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Turns out one of Bob's problems with Trump is that he didn't start enough wars or drone strike enough civilians.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1390275899954765824

https://archive.ph/1iFiy

This bewilders me because I have no idea what one means when they look at the Trump presidency and think "inaction". Did you want him to bomb Moscow? Should he have lined Chinese nationals against the southern wall because of the coof? Was telling NATO to start paying their fair share somehow not doing anything? Was the attempted, and ultimately foiled by the established military MATI moment, those faggots deserve to be shot for their fuckery powers, withdraw from the perpetual middle east war no better than automation?

Ultimately the answer to those questions and so many others will be a smug, pithy and nonsensical response or just calling the questioner a nazi.

I'm not sure where him and Chris get their ”good” looks from but this picture may give you some ideas and show you the depths to which Bob can sink:

I know we're supposed to focus on Chris sipping a white russian through a straw with a bosom so ample that it could double as cup holder or Bob so embarrassed about his body that he's wearing a nostalgia, arcade cabinet themed swimming top to hide his shame. I unfortunately cannot take my eyes of the bro and his girl behind Bob, tatted up, matching his and her Yeti cups, towel soaking up water because they didn't place it on the chair right, and both eating Kroger brand personal pizzas IN THE FUCKING POOL LIKE A GOD! DAMNED! BOSS! American tourists are so amazing and fill my heart with pride. Foreigners hate us cuz that ain't us.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Do I have this right? Somebody correct me if I'm wrong.

No way the sister isn't adopted.

 

[Tronathon242]

The mustachioed man is Sarah's Dad; this explains why everyone dressed up except Sarah.
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Bobby and Chris's dad is very gaunt looking because his vitality has been chronically zapped by two huge clumps of cells. This is him:
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At least he got to see the Sox finally vanquish the Curse of the Bambino. Being a Cubs fan myself, I can relate to the sort of love he evidently displayed for baseball. It's just a shame those two lumps clog up those photos and no doubt drained him.

Sooooo wait. If that's Sarah's dad, but right beside him is Mama Chipman, where the hell is Sarah's mom? Six feet under, or divorced and estranged?

Also lol at Chris thinking drumpf dildos, specifically designed for true and honest vajayjays, is suitable for anyone's butthole. I mean, it's none of my business if some bundle of sticks wants to die of intestinal peforation due to peak Orange Man Derangement Syndrome, just sayin'. Either way, it's drumpf fucking THEM, not the other way around.

Also I'm pretty sure there's no way in hell that baby sis chipman married anyone that voted red or even purple. I think I remember reading something a while back from either the sis or her husband which pretty much was woke anti drumpf boilerplate. A lot of immigrants who have no idea what's up just suck up the Dem party line (regardless of skin color) because 'hurr durr republicans h8 immuhgrunts' and don't associate it with communism, and then their kids go full woke, and then you get woke azns and others.

The fact that Bob even mentions the husband ought to be enough of a clue as to his politics. His sister could have married a Republican Korean-American, but there's no way Bob would bring him or his ancestry up even to use for woke points if that was the case.

Aside from the dude on the right looking like BPD Danny Huston these are the most ordinary-looking people I have ever seen. His failed attempts at self-deprecation aside, it floors me whenever Bob thinks he has any scope to criticise how other people look, and making it political when he has lich queens like Pelosi and Hillary on his side is hilarious.

If they look like RE Tyrants then I guess that makes Bob the final form of Nemesis, where it can't stop regenerating and turns into a giant blob of shit.

His attempts to rib himself fail because he does actually believe he looks good to some extent. It's an absurdity beyond all comprehension, but there is vanity behind that horrid profile picture of his. He also seems to equate politics with beauty which is why rags on normal looking Republicans while complimenting (or lusting over) the assortment of pasty, hideously shaped, rainbow haired, metal covered mutants comprising the woke brigade these days.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

No way the sister isn't adopted.

I'd have to say that yes, she is the biological sister of the Chipman brothers. However, Chris and Bob have actively worked at destroying themselves, bloating up into the useless sacks of flab that they are today. Sarah Chipman seems to have lived a relatively normal life in comparison. I don't think she even visits, barring special events.

Chris may have smarts, and Bob may have luck, but Sarah has wisdom.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Isn't Pa Chipman dead? And the fat fucker coped by staying away from twatter for all of a day?
According to the chubber itself, Pa Chipman wasn't exactly a good role model, especially after seeing what he planned to do for a living. I believe he was way too lenient in the parenting department, as he evidently just showered the kids with easy distractions while he fucked off to work or do whatever else. A good reprimand and the occasional grounding end up doing more wonders in raising good people than just going laissez-faire and only scolding after it's too late.