Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Still trying to figure out how you have bad luck with tax returns. Only thing I can guess is they spent a bunch of money they don't have assuming the tax returns would be enough to cover it but either got less back than they expected or just spent to much or both.

Or he fucked up filling it out and misstated his income, or took a deduction he wasn't entitled to, because he's a fucking oaf and too cheap to hire a CPA.
 
Reading this, I now hope that Sony owns the exclusive rights to the concept of symbiotes on film (as Fox used to with mutants) and force Disney/Marvel to make changes to Gorr the God Butcher because it will make Bob mad.

I can't imagine that the Gorr story in this movie is gonna be even close to as good as the story was in the comics, especially if the movie is gonna be another comedy like Ragnarok.
 
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The thing with the question of how Bob gets away with his insane bullshit is very simple which is that everyone hates him already so cancelling him wouldn't have much of an impact unless he goes beyond being a psychopath who seethes in his family's basement like if he actually hurt people or abused animals. Cancelling only "works" when it's someone beloved (or was at some point) doing something horrendous, not a genocidal fatass who makes disgusting statements everyday.
you can't cancel Robert because he is too much of a joke and ostracised already for a cancelation to be effective.

Robert is what he is now, for too long he created this image people now have of him, and he is too old and too settled to change in the public eye. He could turn into captain red pill tomorrow, and people would still just see him as the eugenics tweet, fat marvel consoomer, that churns out lazy hot takes, and tends to embarrass himself over twitter.

He doesn't "get away" with anything, he just trucks along being a living meme, like DSP. it is a miserable existence, but it turns out if you have a meager following and some loyal paypigs, you can eke out a living if you can stomach being made fun of everyday of you life.

Still trying to figure out how you have bad luck with tax returns. Only thing I can guess is they spent a bunch of money they don't have assuming the tax returns would be enough to cover it but either got less back than they expected or just spent to much or both.

I don't get how you can have "bad luck" with taxes, granted I've never done taxes in the US, but I don't see how something tha t is to be set of pure accounting can be based on "luck".

Nah, this one has the same stench of "It wasn't my fault, I did everything right" DSP Modus operandi.

I don't get why on blue hell A gown man thinks starting a podcasting in 2021 can be a reliable source revenue, but even if a nobody like Chris is already getting backlash for e-begging, then it is high time to stop.

look, everybody at one point gets into a bad time financially, not to power level, but I just got out of one myself, it sucks. So I can cut some cynical slack, however, I dunno what to say to Chris, except that if you don't have a following, e-beg just doesn't work, people won't care, nor they should, everybody has their own problem.

Maybe Chris is already working 2 jobs and doing everything he can, and begging on patreon is his last life line, but it sure as fuck doesn't seem like, because he has been broadcasting his life to strangers to see for a while now, so i hope for the sake of his wife and kids, Chris will stop this non-sense and get a grip, leave the internet and figure shit out.
 
I can't imagine that the Gorr story in this movie is gonna be even close to as good as the story was in the comics, especially if the movie is gonna be another comedy like Ragnarok.
Thor: Love and Thunder has the same director as Ragnarok and it’s bringing Natalie Portman back as Jane Foster to adapt the female Thor plotline from the comics, so yeah, the movie will suck.
 
Thor: Love and Thunder has the same director as Ragnarok and it’s bringing Natalie Portman back as Jane Foster to adapt the female Thor plotline from the comics, so yeah, the movie will suck.

I thought Ragnarok was a decent flick, but I still kinda hate that they had to turn Thor into a complete farce to make it finally click with general audiences.
 
The only way Bob can get truly cancelled is if he did or said something that offended all the Arkles and Lukes that form his fanbase, but that will never happen becuase they are just as (or even more) retarded as he is.
I truly doubt that. They've all shown themselves to be Soviet era 14 year old girl, gold medal level when it comes to mental gymnastics. They will twist, tumble, wiggle that ribbon, and mount that horse until they are at the very least not wrong. Plus they are almost all mentally ill so your magic of simple logic will not work on them. I'm not saying it's impossible. I just cannot think of what it would take them to turn their back on Bob but I am kinda curious to see where that line is.
I don't get how you can have "bad luck" with taxes, granted I've never done taxes in the US, but I don't see how something tha t is to be set of pure accounting can be based on "luck".

Nah, this one has the same stench of "It wasn't my fault, I did everything right" DSP Modus operandi.

I don't get why on blue hell A gown man thinks starting a podcasting in 2021 can be a reliable source revenue, but even if a nobody like Chris is already getting backlash for e-begging, then it is high time to stop.

look, everybody at one point gets into a bad time financially, not to power level, but I just got out of one myself, it sucks. So I can cut some cynical slack, however, I dunno what to say to Chris, except that if you don't have a following, e-beg just doesn't work, people won't care, nor they should, everybody has their own problem.

Maybe Chris is already working 2 jobs and doing everything he can, and begging on patreon is his last life line, but it sure as fuck doesn't seem like, because he has been broadcasting his life to strangers to see for a while now, so i hope for the sake of his wife and kids, Chris will stop this non-sense and get a grip, leave the internet and figure shit out.
It'd be one thing if he moved to a new town and wasn't aware of the cities taxes or something like that but he's been there for at least half a decade and has never lived out side of Massachusetts. He was not caught unaware. After thinking about it, he may have tried some shenanigans with trying to write something off on his taxes as a business expense, possibly his renovations (which if he did more power to him because unironically taxation is theft and the government is almost worthless) and it failed. Of course, the alternative is that he's lying and just bad with his money and the taxes in his precious suburb of Bahstain are dragging him under because he didn't prepare because he's bad with his money.
 
I truly doubt that. They've all shown themselves to be Soviet era 14 year old girl, gold medal level when it comes to mental gymnastics. They will twist, tumble, wiggle that ribbon, and mount that horse until they are at the very least not wrong. Plus they are almost all mentally ill so your magic of simple logic will not work on them. I'm not saying it's impossible. I just cannot think of what it would take them to turn their back on Bob but I am kinda curious to see where that line is.

It'd be one thing if he moved to a new town and wasn't aware of the cities taxes or something like that but he's been there for at least half a decade and has never lived out side of Massachusetts. He was not caught unaware. After thinking about it, he may have tried some shenanigans with trying to write something off on his taxes as a business expense, possibly his renovations (which if he did more power to him because unironically taxation is theft and the government is almost worthless) and it failed. Of course, the alternative is that he's lying and just bad with his money and the taxes in his precious suburb of Bahstain are dragging him under because he didn't prepare because he's bad with his money.
It's possible that Chris didn't save his receipts from the stuff he bought to fix up his home. The IRS could also be declaring much of what Chris did as "Repairs", (which don't get a tax credit) and not "Improvements" (which do.) I'm guessing that Chris did a bunch of stuff assuming that he'd get a tax break for them, only to find out afterwards that the IRS didn't cover them. Of course, Chris will call that "bad luck" and not the thing that it really is: "Bad planning" or "Failure to consult with a tax expert before sinking a bunch of money into a house project."
 
This is just another in the long list of things that Lardo Retardo is too stupid to know anything about.

If he had ever met any real lesbians, he'd know that they look more like him (including the facial hair) than anybody in his favorite pornos.
It's like the old joke

If Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and a Hot Lesbian were in a race who would win? None they're all mythical.
 
And ye gods, I have met some rock-stupid Canadians in my life. Some of them could give Bob a run for his money in the galaxy-brained deficiency in intellect department. And most of them are so progressive they make Saint Alexandria of the Bronx look like Cocaine Mitch.
the stupidity manifests in different ways - American stupidity is loud, while Canadian stupidity is quieter but much, much, much more stupid (see, e.g. the Jonathan Yaniv debacle)
 
This is fucking priceless.

Also, I just noticed something. MovieBobFails posted this classic image today. Look closer:

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It's that same polo shirt again!

What is going on here? The shade of blue is slightly different, which might be a lighting thing, or it's the same shirt aging over time, or Bob has a closet full of identical powder blue polo shirts like an even more autistic Seth Brundle ... but no, I think this is legitimately the only piece of adult clothing he owns. My god, does he not own just a plain white button down? He was dressed like an adult in the Anita hoverhand pic. What is the story here?
Late, but Bob's old clothes probably don't fit because of all the weight he's gained. His frequent claims to have lost weight make me suspect that he has deluded himself into thinking that he will one day lose the weight and be able to wear his old clothes again, therefore buying new ones is a waste of money. Even if he ever did, his old clothes would be moldy by then. That, or like I said before, he's the sort of person who hopes that the Singularity will come in the next few weeks so he won't have to buy a new pair of pants.
 
I thought Ragnarok was a decent flick, but I still kinda hate that they had to turn Thor into a complete farce to make it finally click with general audiences.
IMO, the main reason why it was so well-received was because compared to the previous Thor movies, which were honestly pretty uninspired, it came off much better than it actually is.
 
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