Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

It nice to know a pair of round, fake tits will heal all wounds.

FTFY.

 

[The Valeyard]

Now this Seven Samurai thing may seem lolrandumb, but this is trending on Twitter right now:

So Bob seems to be inserting himself into a debate just to score cheap hits and antagonize people.

It's been done.


And I don't expect Zack Snyder's take to be much better than this terrible game.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

There's like five guardians, it's easy to remember them. No one can remember, unprompted, the name of more than 4 of these people.

Who even knows these characters exist aside from autistic comic spergs? I mean, really. Ask a rando on the streets and grill them on their "mauvul" knowledge and if they don't tell you to piss off after only mentioning "Tony Stark", then maybe Bob is just being a fat pig as always.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Is there a secret section of this site no one has told me about? Are you sick fucks posting CP somewhere around here and not just pics of Nikocado Avocado's gaped asshole?

During the Holy Autism War, some anti-GG soyboy posted CP to 8chan, then redownloaded it, and then claimed 8chan was a nest of paedos.

If you understand how that makes any sort of sense as an anti-GG argument, you should be entitled to free membership of Autism Speaks.

you just know that this disgusting pig is jacking off raw to some asian lesbians while muttering to himself how the totally owned those CHUDS

Spoiler: Islamic

AOC is an Asian lesbian now?

I know this is just fedora bullshit but I'm just imagining the adventures of Tridentine Man.

His backstory? He was bitten by a rabid SSPX on Twitter.

How exactly is disliking Mahvel ”thinly veiled elitism”? I know plenty of poor people who don't watch capeshit.

If you're going to hang around with the woke, a group which do not like people saying ”nigger”, it should be obvious that comparing things to saying ”nigger” might just be a bad idea.

Is it just me or does ”Sony Ponies” sound like something CWC would say if he liked the HEXBox instead of the Playstation?

Are you telling me that all criticism of Amazon is fascist, Blob?

 

[Halsey117]

wtf happened? Why is Bob's screenname Bare Naked Ladies lyrics?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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Just cancel this fat fuck already.

He's doing that shit again.

"If you join in on the assraping of me, you're on the same side as nazis and people who use 4Chan!!!"

Nobody gives a fuck, Bob. Like I've said before, you're not important enough for anybody to have to have a personal crisis about whether it's okay to call you a moron on the internet.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

It's been done.
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And I don't expect Zack Snyder's take to be much better than this terrible game.

Hell, they made "Seven Samurai in space" in 1980.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Spaceballs but unironically.

 

[Florence]

Edit:
Also I just realized that Bob's new twitter handle is a Bare Naked Ladies reference, further cementing that the Chipmans have questionable taste in music.

Of course they like a band that made a song about SCIENCE.

 

[Christ4President2024]

Val Klimer, looking as though he's on the threshold of troondom:
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He got throat cancer and had to have his tongue and most of his jaw removed, have some respect faggot

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Hell, they made "Seven Samurai in space" in 1980.

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You'd think Bob would know about this movie since it has Sybil Danning's jugs in it...

 

[Tronathon242]

I think Bob belongs in a different time period. He belongs in an era where there wasn't an Internet that left traces of exactly what you said. I say this because I recently read a book about Jim Jones and there were parts about how he ranted about the bad "Sky God" and the greatness of socialism to one audience and then praising the Gospel to lure in another. Back then, he could get away with that. If he came around now, he'd be screwed. Bob, in a similway, expects to just drop nuggets like his eugenics "joke," his rants about a superior future, and that last bit about directly comparing hating Marvel to wanting to say "nigger" without repercussion or anyone challenging him on it. I believe this is a consequence of him being born in the early 80's and having his formative years without an Internet influence. He really does think he can just handwave away everything by claiming we're not seeing the exact thing that he wrote.

To be more precise: what is it about English grammar that he thinks we don't understand? Is there something written between the lines that we're not supposed to see? I've taught ESL students going on a decade now and the number one thing I always encourage them to use are specifics and details in their writing assignments. Don't just say that you like something, explain why. That's what I pester Bob with if I could: what are doimg wrong? Why are we all wrong? Explain yourself, you pest!

 

[King Dead]

I think Bob belongs in a different time period. He belongs in an era where there wasn't an Internet that left traces of exactly what you said. I say this because I recently read a book about Jim Jones and there were parts about how he ranted about the bad "Sky God" and the greatness of socialism to one audience and then praising the Gospel to lure in another. Back then, he could get away with that. If he came around now, he'd be screwed. Bob, in a similway, expects to just drop nuggets like his eugenics "joke," his rants about a superior future, and that last bit about directly comparing hating Marvel to wanting to say "nigger" without repercussion or anyone challenging him on it. I believe this is a consequence of him being born in the early 80's and having his formative years without an Internet influence. He really does think he can just handwave away everything by claiming we're not seeing the exact thing that he wrote.

To be more precise: what is it about English grammar that he thinks we don't understand? Is there something written between the lines that we're not supposed to see? I've taught ESL students going on a decade now and the number one thing I always encourage them to use are specifics and details in their writing assignments. Don't just say that you like something, explain why. That's what I pester Bob with if I could: what are doimg wrong? Why are we all wrong? Explain yourself, you pest!

It's crazy how social media has turned the average person into an oversharing moron. The one piece of advice that they drilled into people's heads constantly when the internet started to become more mainstream was "don't give away too much personal information, you never know who's reading it." It evolved to include "the internet never forgets, so don't post things you don't want known." Simple, commonsense wisdom.

Then along comes Myspace and Facebook and Twitter and all the rest, and everyone just throws all those lessons out the window and posts literally any and everything about their lives, all their dumbest opinions, whatever random thought flies through their head. They've lost their filter and they just spew nonsense constantly, never once thinking about how that might get them in trouble in the future. Thus you have people getting fired or canceled for dumb posts they made a decade ago that they've long since forgotten about and never bothered to delete.

And then you have people like Bob, who vomits up so many bad takes and shitty jokes on a daily basis that he would've been canceled years ago if he had ever attained a position of relevance in the first place. This is just the latest in a long line of retarded posts that Bobby's made, and I enjoy watching him squirm as he tries to defend the fact that he seriously compared people complaining about the MCU to people wanting to shout gamerwords all day. You made this bed, fatso, now lie in it.

 

[Halsey117]

It's crazy how social media has turned the average person into an oversharing moron. The one piece of advice that they drilled into people's heads constantly when the internet started to become more mainstream was "don't give away too much personal information, you never know who's reading it." It evolved to include "the internet never forgets, so don't post things you don't want known." Simple, commonsense wisdom.

Then along comes Myspace and Facebook and Twitter and all the rest, and everyone just throws all those lessons out the window and posts literally any and everything about their lives, all their dumbest opinions, whatever random thought flies through their head. They've lost their filter and they just spew nonsense constantly, never once thinking about how that might get them in trouble in the future. Thus you have people getting fired or canceled for dumb posts they made a decade ago that they've long since forgotten about and never bothered to delete.

And then you have people like Bob, who vomits up so many bad takes and shitty jokes on a daily basis that he would've been canceled years ago if he had ever attained a position of relevance in the first place. This is just the latest in a long line of retarded posts that Bobby's made, and I enjoy watching him squirm as he tries to defend the fact that he seriously compared people complaining about the MCU to people wanting to shout gamerwords all day. You made this bed, fatso, now lie in it.

There's a reason for this "social media" situation. Ted was right, (oversocialization) if you know, you know. I hate critical tech people, I hate them because they're right, I'm just on the opposite side.

Of course they like a band that made a song about SCIENCE.

Hey those guys are funny, don't judge them based on movierob's opinions.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Okay okay please help me with this chain of reasoning:

"'Mahval movies' is just the stand-in for ultra-popular big-corp movies that elitist Film Twitter despise."
"But Bob, Film Twitter like lots of ultra-popular movies, like Fast & Furious and Paddington."
"That's why they have to put on the mask of abstraction and pretend they just hate mah Marvel movies and not the other stuff."

So do Film Twitter hate MCU because they are popular corporate products (in which case they should disparage Fast & Furious with equal gusto, which they apparently don't)? Or they hate MCU just for being MCU? (in which case their distaste is frank and earnest, the opposite of a "mask"?)

Also note Bobby uses the word "performative" again.

All he had to do was accept he made a shit take and move on.

I've never seen a man so blindingly arrogant he will spend hours doing mental gymnastics, writing paragraph after paragraph to constantly move the goalposts instead of just throwing in the towel and saying 'yeah I guess that one was dumb lol'.

I would, however, like to thank Bobby for contributing to my on-going thesis that white liberals desperately want to say nigger more than anyone else on the internet. I feel like if it didn't probably carry an auto-ban at this point Bob would have went for it; thinking the shock value would really drive home his amazing analogy.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I think Bob belongs in a different time period. He belongs in an era where there wasn't an Internet that left traces of exactly what you said. I say this because I recently read a book about Jim Jones and there were parts about how he ranted about the bad "Sky God" and the greatness of socialism to one audience and then praising the Gospel to lure in another. Back then, he could get away with that. If he came around now, he'd be screwed. Bob, in a similway, expects to just drop nuggets like his eugenics "joke," his rants about a superior future, and that last bit about directly comparing hating Marvel to wanting to say "nigger" without repercussion or anyone challenging him on it. I believe this is a consequence of him being born in the early 80's and having his formative years without an Internet influence. He really does think he can just handwave away everything by claiming we're not seeing the exact thing that he wrote.

To be more precise: what is it about English grammar that he thinks we don't understand? Is there something written between the lines that we're not supposed to see? I've taught ESL students going on a decade now and the number one thing I always encourage them to use are specifics and details in their writing assignments. Don't just say that you like something, explain why. That's what I pester Bob with if I could: what are doimg wrong? Why are we all wrong? Explain yourself, you pest!

I think he's really committed to the charade of being a big thinker who's one step ahead of everybody. He loves to try and spin his autism into secret cleverness when things aren't going his way.

"Oh, I wasn't really arguing about this dumb shit in earnest. It was a honeytrap to weed out people to ban!"

"I didn't really mean that Germany should invade Poland and install a woke tyrannical government. That was my cutting-edge comedy that's too hot for Twitter."

 

[Positron]

[Val Kilmer] got throat cancer and had to have his tongue and most of his jaw removed, have some respect faggot

Sorry I didn't know that. My bad.

Chris gets passive aggressive on behalf of his "kick ass brother", completely unware as to why people think Bobby is a jerk:


Ice-cream Lich Nancy Peloski caught the Biden Dementia Virus and starts fiddling with little girls' hair:

Even Fake Tits wants to electrocute the Ice-cream Lich.

TeamImpossible, however, remains the dissenting voice:

How nefarious was GOP, who told Biden to invite some nignog criminal's family to the White House so Ice-cream Lich could got her paws on them!

 

[Koby_Fish]

Figures a damned autist is throwing around "Nazi" like it means something in the context the autist is using it. Typical Sonic-loving sperg too, which is why it's hilarious when dude's been white knighting for Bob right up until Bob takes the piss on Sonic like the good Mario Sperg he is. The other person using his own words against him was *chef's kiss*.

Is this the end of TeamImpossible's white knighting of bob?

Probably not, but we'll see...

 

[Imposteroak]

Random access humor:

It's probably been a decade since I watched the show, but I think that's a joke from the simpsons. It's very autistic regardless.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Don't you just love people who love to talk shit and dish out punishment, but absolutely hate being on the receiving end of the abuse?
And don't you just love people who have to be right at all costs, despite ever-mounting evidence to the contrary?

Nobody does, actually. But tell that to the putrid and sentient mass of flesh and blubber. He is manicheism, Dunning-Kruger and unwarranted self-importance all into one amorphous blob.

If I were him, I'd issue a large apology, shut my goddamn social medias, close shop and do something else with my life. I'd definitely not bear being so wrong at everything.