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Lyric and actual complaint from comic geeks.
I cannot remember, but I do recall he was simping for Batman&Robin or Batman Forever, basically, he loathes all the serious and dark Batman movies.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Bob's out here REEEEE'ing at Fox News and religion like its fucking 2006. His sense of culture is as arrested as his emotional development.
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That's only because he's a drooling retard who probably knows the character best from Challenge of the Superfriends, Superfriends, and Adam West's run. I liked them as a kid too, but they're very much the exception, not the rule to the character. It's baffling too, since the Tims/Dini show and Burton's movie was around the time he was a kid and that shit was similarly dark.
My guess is those confused him, since he can just barely grasp the concept of Bing Bing Wahoo and McDonaldsland commercials. Confused Bob is angry Bob, hence why he's mad all the time, since only infant tier shows are things he can understand.
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My assumption is he has some childhood affection for the 60s show, which despite his age would fit -- it ran endlessly on local stations throughout the 1980s. Nothing gets Bob as defensive and weirdly angry as a threat to twist his childhood totems. Which is typically hypocritical of him, since he delights in doing exactly that to stuff he doesn't give a shit about. As always, the things Bob enjoys have a special ring drawn around them, and that ring is impervious to logic or evenhandedness.
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Bob is wildly inconsistent with this. On one hand he likes to be dismissive to people and properties he thinks are taking themselves to seriously. On the other hand he thinks its really cool and subversive to take shit aimed at kids and make it gritty and dark like his dumb care bears/paradise lost pitch.
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lol, "couch fungus", says the lard ass who has basically admitted he hasn't taken a walk in six months.
This sets Bob apart from the usual fedoras, as typically fedoras worship the ground which Daddy Dawkins walks.
While Bob's ego is even bigger than his gut, so he thinks he's a top-level intellectual who is buddy-buddy with the guy other fedoras fangirl for.
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Bob probably likes Batman and Robin just to be a contrarian and spite the "grimdark bros". I bet Bob hated that movie like most people up until a few years ago.
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Can I just say that there's no way Bob has played NMH before? Because the original version on the Wii used a lot of motion controls and he'd consider playing the PS3 version to be heresy. Also, I can guarantee you he identifies with Travis.
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I think Bob takes that Twitter bluecheck way too seriously. "Dawkins has a bluecheck. I have a bluecheck. Therefore we are equals in every way, except those ways I'm superior to him."
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The ratio between comments and likes says a lot about Bob.
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Yep. He also referred to JK Rowling as a "fellow writer" in one of his Fantastic Beasts videos. He really thinks he's on their level.
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Christie's Angels:
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This beer will be overpriced pisswater just like the one Metallica put out.
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Well the simple answer to that and to so many other Chipman Mysteries is that Bob is a fuckin retard
Or the Iron Maiden one, or the AC/DC one, or... well, maybe just don't buy celebrity branded booze as a general rule
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Chris doesn't NEED a beer. Chris NEEDS to pay off the six figure loan he took out to fix up the ChippaShack. He NEEDS to pay for his child's medicine. He NEEDS to pay off whatever he owes to the IRS and he NEEDS to set up a rainy day fund in case something unforeseen happens to his house, health or family. God, I know we've mentioned Chris acting like a 14 year old on Twitter, but it seems he's regressed to acting like a toddler. Demanding whatever he wants to be delivered to him with no thought of how it's going to be paid for. Can you imagine how much money he'd be able to save if he drank juice or water instead of Hipster Beer? It's no skin off my nose if Chris wants to spend the family finances on his addiction, but to hear him e-begging like a man who's just learned his six children have CancerAIDs is maddening to say the least.
Also, the Patriarchy is made up crap, the GOP is a rapidly sinking party that refuses to listen to its core constituents, and the Religious Right hasn't been culturally relevant since 2006. Chris being afraid of them is like a person in the 1950's being afraid of getting hit by a horse and buggy. Chris needs to look around him and realize the world has changed since the last time the Left had any kind of moral high ground.
Also, the Patriarchy is made up crap, the GOP is a rapidly sinking party that refuses to listen to its core constituents, and the Religious Right hasn't been culturally relevant since 2006. Chris being afraid of them is like a person in the 1950's being afraid of getting hit by a horse and buggy. Chris needs to look around him and realize the world has changed since the last time the Left had any kind of moral high ground.
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Didn't less than jake have like twenty thousand songs about how alcoholism ruined their lives or whatever?
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Sometimes a person does NEED a beer. I doubt that Chris just spent a hot summer afternoon doing the sort of labor that's accomplished with a shovel or a hammer, though. And in those circumstances, a person needs a beer a man would drink, not some gay ska themed beer.
How do you even make a beer taste like ska? Squeeze out a sweaty fedora and empty a trombone's spit valve into it?
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That's cool that the beer is using imagery that looks like it's targetted towards children
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This is just how Bob is by default. His ego has him convinced he is superior to every other human being on the planet. Things like the blue checkmark only reinforce his ego.
This is the root reason why he's such a miserable and angry human being. He's bitter that for his supposed superiority that his life is still shit and has no signs of improving for the better. Because he is incapable of believing otherwise, he will never want to confront the reality that he is at fault for his life sucking so much.
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"my job requires me to read reddit threads"As he did in "Making a Better Gamer", Bobby strongly urges people to better themselves -- and part of self-betterment is to rid yourselves of sympathy towards people who refuse to surrender their livelihood to machines.
uh-mazing
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