Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Did Greenwald ever rage at anyone, male or female? If rage were reactions to parental issues, then Bobby would be the dream client of psychoanalysts.

And that is precisely the issue. Appropriate for someone desperate to get back into movie theaters, Bob is projecting hard.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Bobby wept because Carlson is so mean on China:

Why does Bob simp for China so much? The Chinese state is deeply xenophobic and also is a big supporter of biological differences between the different races of humans.
Also no Bob, they aren't hawkish on China because they are full of Asian people, they are hawkish on China because they are a direct competitor to the US, for their blatant abuse of human rights, their 2 ongoing cultural genocides and many more things. Also, a lot of the people that I've seen on the Internet that hate asians are blacks who also have the BLM thing on their profile, not many mayo ghouls right wingers.

 

[instythot]

Why does Bob simp for China so much? The Chinese state is deeply xenophobic and also is a big supporter of biological differences between the different races of humans.
Also no Bob, they aren't hawkish on China because they are full of Asian people, they are hawkish on China because they are a d irect competitor to the US, for their blatant abuse of human rights, their 2 ongoing cultural genocides and many more things. Also, a lot of the people that I've seen on the Internet that hate asians are blacks who also have the BLM thing on their profile, not many mayo ghouls right wingers.

Because bob is the living embodiment of

>tfw no azn qt3.14 gf

and Naomi hasn't told him to fuck off yet

 

[A Pale Shadow]

He's absolutely a poseur, probably only likes a few songs here and there to claim he's a metalhead to fit in with other nerds. There's a big thing with metalheads where if they meet each other they question what the other likes to root out poseurs and figure out if they have similar tastes. To powerlevel a bit, I got what amounted to a bit of a good-spirited but still somewhat heated grilling from a petite Japanese woman between sets at an Amon Amarth/Sabaton show in Osaka after trying to strike up a conversation. If Bob ever got put on the spot with her, he wouldn't be able to know what metal genres there even are with furiously Googling beforehand. Chris-Chan just likes whatever is popular and I imagine that Bob is much the same. The dude is more likely to know the lyrics of "WAP" from repeatedly watching for the spank bank material than he is to actually know any deep cuts from any band he claims to like.

Honestly this makes me wish he would discover black metal or something so we can get half baked tweets about NSBM to laugh at.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Brian Stelter:

Bob is going to cling to this canard until his cholesterol-clogged heart gives out, isn't he? Trump was not the one who lied to the world about transmissiveness (I know, not a real word, but I haven't had my coffee yet) of the WuFlu. Trump was not the one who ordered the hoarding of PPE. Trump, unlike Fauci and many in the scientific community and media, did not mislead the public on the virus's origins He has least restricted, if not stopped all travel to and from China, which didn't work as well, but the Trudeau government's screening of travelers from the Middle Kingdom was so thin it might had well been a screen door and thousands of Canadians are dead for.

Blustering Balder! It amazes me how Bob can be THIS stupid.

Bobby thinks Glenn Greenwald has "mommy issues"

Did Greenwald ever rage at anyone, male or female? If rage were reactions to parental issues, then Bobby would be the dream client of psychoanalysts.

Bob should not be talking about anyone's mommy issues when he still has daddy issues because Pa Chipman (rightly) saw him as a loser.

Fake Tits rages at a TV critic (archive of Globe and Mail article)

To answer Fake Tits: yes, actors should be grateful at any crumbs that are thrown to them.

Calm thine (fake) tits, Naomi. Kim's Convenience aired on the CBC. No none watches the government-funded network for their entertainment when there are better options available. That is why Bill C-10 is a contentious issue up here.

 

[instythot]

Honestly this makes me wish he would discover black metal or something so we can get half baked tweets about NSBM to laugh at.

Given age and blowhardishness, Bob would be more likely to be a Pantera fan and provide us with delicious "the imagery isn't racist when Dimebag used it, but is when Phil Anselmo uses it" takes

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> nothing of value exists outside of the coasts
> young people will move to areas outside of the coasts if I tell them to do so

Pick one and only one.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

> nothing of value exists outside of the coasts
> young people will move to areas outside of the coasts if I tell them to do so

Pick one and only one.

Additionally, coastal cities are becoming filthy, crime-ridden hell holes with astronomical property values. Cities like NYC, SanFran, Portland, and Seattle are on a terminal decline because of "progressive" policy. The only reason why Bob doesn't feel it is because he lives in the suburbs.

Hell, with modern telecommunications and Amazon able to ship anywhere in the continental United States, shouldn't such urban centers be--say it with me--obsolete?

 

[Tronathon242]

Honestly this makes me wish he would discover black metal or something so we can get half baked tweets about NSBM to laugh at.

Even just the second wave of black metal would get some hilarious and hypocritical reaction from him as he'd REEEEE about the murders in Norway (he'd probably be for the church burnings) only to whip around and scold people as racists for pointing out the bloody days of East and West Coast rap.

Given age and blowhardishness, Bob would be more likely to be a Pantera fan and provide us with delicious "the imagery isn't racist when Dimebag used it, but is when Phil Anselmo uses it" takes

No way he'd ever like Pantera. They're from Texas and Louisiana and we know how he feels about anything outside of the Left coasts. He'd be more comfortable in claiming to like Metallica or Anthrax because they're California and New York bands respectively.

Why does Bob simp for China so much? The Chinese state is deeply xenophobic and also is a big supporter of biological differences between the different races of humans.
Also no Bob, they aren't hawkish on China because they are full of Asian people, they are hawkish on China because they are a direct competitor to the US, for their blatant abuse of human rights, their 2 ongoing cultural genocides and many more things. Also, a lot of the people that I've seen on the Internet that hate asians are blacks who also have the BLM thing on their profile, not many mayo ghouls right wingers.

My guess is that Bob just believes it's going places. That's it. Sure, he definitely wishes he could use its genocidal methods on the mayoghouls and sure he has a debilitating case of Yellow Fever, but I think that it has so much to do with him believing their Potemkin propaganda about being a technological wonderland. Unlike America and its pesky beliefs in inalienable rights and what not, he thinks China will just say ""fuck it" and just go ahead with whatever harebrained futuristic scheme the Party desires, human costs be damned. He's a sociopath of incredible proportions, so much so that he'd eagerly outdo all of those white monkeys that praise the CCP on social media if China went von Braun on bath salts and established a moon colony built on Uighur slave labor. It's all about technological advancement; the costs don't matter to him.

 

[Red Hood]

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It's a basic bitch straight-six Mustang convertible, my grandma drove one. It's the most unremarkable thing in that image, you fat fuck!

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

He gives me male feminist trying to get pussy vibes, but he’s already married so he just seems like a pathetic fag

Oh, I didn't know he was married.

Who's the "lucky" man?

 

[stupid moron]

Oh, I didn't know he was married.

Who's the "lucky" man?

He’s not actually gay, just you know, acts like a dipshit. I don’t have picture of her on hand but she’s pretty damn fat too iirc. And I think a stay at home mom to their kids. And with how Chris is e-begging so hard I’ll bet he’ll be a stay at home dad soon.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Given age and blowhardishness, Bob would be more likely to be a Pantera fan and provide us with delicious "the imagery isn't racist when Dimebag used it, but is when Phil Anselmo uses it" takes

No way he'd ever like Pantera. They're from Texas and Louisiana and we know how he feels about anything outside of the Left coasts. He'd be more comfortable in claiming to like Metallica or Anthrax because they're California and New York bands respectively.

Bob would claim to be into hipster-approved modern bands like Mastodon, Krallice or Pallbearer, thumb his nose at any actually masculine trad metal no matter how tame, call old school bands like Saxon obsolete mayo ghouls just based on how they made their career on building a working class fanbase through relentless touring but in the end not actually listen to more than two songs by any band he'd namedrop ever.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Catching up after another few weeks away from this thread and my reaction is the same as ever: Plus ça change… This motherfucker and his brother have progressive mental disorders — as in they will only keep getting worse, never stabilize or get better without rigorous treatment. It makes me wince to imagine being this fucking miserable and embittered. But they’re happy just comfortable enough to live like this as long as they never have to publicly take an L. If anyone in their lives truly cared about them, they’d stage an intervention and help them get off the internet for good.

 

[Neko GF]

Film Robert on the (equally as retarded) Vaushites:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1401964428225126400 (Archive)

 

[Leon Breitling]

I’ll bet he’ll be a stay at home dad soon.

I'm not really confident he'd get custody.

 

[instythot]

Bob would claim to be into hipster-approved modern bands like Mastodon, Krallice or Pallbearer, thumb his nose at any actually masculine trad metal no matter how tame, call old school bands like Saxon obsolete mayo ghouls just based on how they made their career on building a working class fanbase through relentless touring but in the end not actually listen to more than two songs by any band he'd namedrop ever.

Metal fans are pretty consistently stuck in the bands of their adolescence. Which are the most embarrassing metal bands Bob could have listened to from 12 to 16?

 

[A Pale Shadow]

Metal fans are pretty consistently stuck in the bands of their adolescence. Which are the most embarrassing metal bands Bob could have listened to from 12 to 16?

Stan Bush, GNR, Pantera, post-Justice Metallica, and a little later in the decade he would've been right in the right age range for Nu Metal and all the faggotry spawned by that genre. Even if I was right I'm sure he could find all sorts of problematic things to distance himself from these groups over.

 

[Mola Ram]

Blustering Balder! It amazes me how Bob can be THIS stupid.

This isn't really stupidity. This is malice. He's hated Trump and Trump supporters like poison for over half a decade at this point. He's not upset or angry or grieved that 600,000+ have died from COVID and looking for someone to blame. He's delighted that he can hang that bodycount on Trump and use it as a club forevermore. You think the Abraham Accords were an accomplishment? "Fuck you, 600k bodies!" Biden's economy is in the shitter? "Fuck you, 600k bodies!" China and Russia are laughing at the decrepit cadaver in office? "Fuck you, 600k bodies!" Don't even bother trying to argue that the numbers are inflated or inaccurate. Bob has a "fact" to justify his contempt and hatred, and he's gonna use it every chance he gets.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Because bob is the living embodiment of

>tfw no azn qt3.14 gf

and Naomi hasn't told him to fuck off yet

Well I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure azn qts would find a man like Bob extremly repulsive, he's a morbidly obese manchild that spends most of his time whining and getting into slapfights with people on Twitter and when he isn't doing that he's making terrible Youtube videos that nobody watches.

There are only 2 ways in wich Bob can get an azn qt gf, he can either buy a foreign bride that probably doesn't even speak English OR do a complete 180 in nearly all aspects of his life, like getting in shape and letting go of his superiority complex and stop hating everyone who doesn't think like him; of course the chances of him doing any of those are near zero since it would require effort and Bob is allergic to that.

My guess is that Bob just believes it's going places. That's it. Sure, he definitely wishes he could use its genocidal methods on the mayoghouls and sure he has a debilitating case of Yellow Fever, but I think that it has so much to do with him believing their Potemkin propaganda about being a technological wonderland. Unlike America and its pesky beliefs in inalienable rights and what not, he thinks China will just say ""fuck it" and just go ahead with whatever harebrained futuristic scheme the Party desires, human costs be damned. He's a sociopath of incredible proportions, so much so that he'd eagerly outdo all of those white monkeys that praise the CCP on social media if China went von Braun on bath salts and established a moon colony built on Uighur slave labor. It's all about technological advancement; the costs don't matter to him.

Well shit, I know of a country that also liked the concept of futurism and science without ethics, they even pioneered things like rocket science, and they were led by an aspiring artist that was sadly rejected by the elites of his time, that country sadly doesn't exist since the aspiring artist got bullied to the point of commiting suicide, all thanks to the mean American and Russian jocks.
Also I've learned in another thread that the Chinese women who marry foreigners are usually not the die-hard patriots who unironicaly say 'CHINA NUMBA WAN!", they are the ones who want to get out of the country and also like a lot of Western values, the values Bob seems to hate, so if it is just a bad case of Yellow fever then Bob should just stop.