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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I'm guessing MatPat told him to fuck off? But if his fedora-tipping is this extreme it might involve the fairer sex...
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So janitors, truck drivers, and food workers made the vaccine? (I mean full respect to them regardless but "saved us"?)
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Usually I can translate, but that didn't really make sense to me either. Truck drivers kept the economy going, yes, but janitors just did what they always do and food workers were getting fucked left and right by Saint Fauci, Pope of Science and his delightful gang of psychotic, overcontrolling governors. Honestly. it just comes off as more leftist "WE RESPECT THE WORKING CLASS FOR REALS YOU GUYS!!!!" bullshit (nothing in there about farmers or fabricators though, hmm...).
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Movieblob is Movieblob's setback.
Also, anybody who feels the need to post woke shit all the time has severe skeletons in their closet, and/or compensating for something. And is a humongous asshole in real life.
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Maybe... but I doubt it. Whatever problems Robert might have on the "professional" level, he learned to keep it vague and to not stir the pot.
Remember when he got the boot from the escapist a second time, Robert is quick to remind people that he didn't get the boot, the contract was over and he and the escapist just parted way amicably, because Robert would never EVER hold the L for that, when it was clear by the dry and cut way the Escapist just anounced they were done with Moviebob that it wasn't a "parting of the ways" and more like they were getting rid of the retard.
So, if Matpat ever tells Robert to fuck off, as long as he doesn't do it publicly, chances are Robert will just keep quiet.
As for this new surge of "anger" Robert is bursting right now, most likely is money, his patreon is dripping slowly, but he is already below the 4k he was asking for, and I doubt Matpat is paying him the big bucks now.
The set back is that he doesn't have money to do whatever he wants do to (I dunno, don't care), and the "immediate trouble" remark is what it maskes me thing at some point Robert will have to swallow the pride and start to e-beg in a more obvious way.
we'll see.
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The Twilight Zone made an entire episode with a proto-MovieBob in it: Four O' Clock. Oliver Crangle is what MovieBob would have been like in the 1950s, screeching about subversives and Communists instead of MAGAhats and MayoGhouls.
"That's Oliver Crangle, a dealer in petulance and poison. He's rather arbitrarily chosen four o'clock as his personal Götterdämmerung, and we are about to watch the metamorphosis of a twisted fanatic, poisoned by the gangrene of prejudice, to the status of an avenging angel, upright and omniscient, dedicated and fearsome. Whatever your clocks say, it's four o'clock, and wherever you are it happens to be the Twilight Zone."
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"I'M GONNA CONSOOOOM!!! AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHH!!!!"
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How can this idiot not get the basic idea of "thrones" and "being the king"?Bobby on male power fantasy:
My hunch is that it is not so much "male power fantasy" as good, symmetrical composition.
YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS!Bitcoin miners should eat gruel with the ghouls.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK ELECTRIC CARS ARE GOING TO DO?
Want to put the entire fleet of America's vehicles on the grid? "Yay environment!" Want to do it to money? "Boo environment." Bunch of knobs.
Curious. I decided to go check.
Latest Film Theorist vid?
Hm. No bob. Let's check a few back.
Video about dad something?
Cruella?
No, he was on the one before this:
I decided to check. Before this the only other credit Bob had was the Godzilla/Kong video back on April 22nd.
From this it seems Bob is more with contract on Film Theory - he writes here and there but not for every video.
At a glance through about a couple of months worth, it seems Bob was a writer about every 3rd or 4th video. Given FT just had 3 videos done without him, I would place real money (stolen from @Mola Ram's wallet) that Bob's turn for writing was due and he totally flaked out or screwed up on getting to Matt Pat whatever it is that Bob does.
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Everyone is missing the blatant gold of this tweet:
Like you do every single day Bob? How is your anger today different from every other day of your life?
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Rough. Guess MatPat has to read the wikipedia abstract himself this week.
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Bob the morbidly obese yankee telling indigenous Peruvians how they should think. What an asshole lol.
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His new eyesore blazer with a video game print on it got lost in transit due to a freak traffic accident
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There's certainly no room for compromise, but I don't think they understand what won't be compromised:
the First Amendment said:
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The local McDonald's doesn't serve the 40 piece McNugget.
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Most likely it's something medical that he's assuming has come about because of aging, not his shitty lifestyle.
It could be getting fired by Matpat but then he'd have someone to be angry at.
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Shit. These are sub- TV Tropes Wild Mass Guessing bullshit. No wonder they thought MovieBob would be an asset to them.
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"Merged Marvel and the Ultraverse"
Bob, I am begging you, read what the hell you're talking about. This not only didn't happen, there's literally nothing in the story he's talking about that could be misread as that. In fact, the Ultraverse universe and characters are generally ignored as Malibu gave their creators royalties which Marvel does not want to pay.
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I only know Matt Pat for having the most unlistenable voice I've heard in a while and for getting trolled by the guy who makes Five Nights at Freddies for doing Blue Curtain brain dead analyses that only speds like Movie Bob and children like.
I'm amused he still found a way to get fired. It was probably one of his more spree-killer/genocidal screaming fits on twitter that did it. Either that or he just got too drunk and twittering to do his job and missed deadlines.
I glazed over it, but looking at Bob's little tard out, it's blatantly obvious he googled the Infinity Stones from the movie to try and desperately flex that he totally is a realpeople nerd and not a smoothbrained poseur who uses crib notes and has thesaurus.com on hand at all times because he was called stupid as a child. A lot. By his peers.
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At least WMG were ridiculous enough to get a chuckle out of you. This is dumb enough that an 8 year old would call on your bulshit. Then again, Bob wanted to add Paradise Lost to the Care Bears. Not because there's any fucking connection but because his smoothbrain thought: this is a topic for grown ups but I can't be bothered to read; let's pretend a cartoon for toddlers can have Paradise Lost subtext.
Remember when he tried to pitch the idea that Forrest Gump was a Christ analogy? And when he got called out on it being a dumb take he spent 20 tweets explaining himself?
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