Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TowinKarz]

This had probably been said here before, but is Bobby's obsession with the Sooperiyah Fyootchah stem from the fact that it's his only chance of ever being anything more than just a basement-dwelling fatfuck failure?

Honestly?

I think it's the only way he can fight the elemental dread that comes with knowing he will die someday: That trans humanism is the only thing that will save him from winking out of existence.

While some take solace in religion and the idea of a possible afterlife, Bob takes his solace in futurism.

And while the afterlife, should it exist, has and always will exist.... so no mortal planning is needed? Bobby's afterlife is only possible if futurism wins the day and becomes global policy.

In essence, he doesn't believe in Heaven, but, believes it can be built my mortal men. And if he dies before Heaven can be built, he won't get in, and that project is wayyyyyyyyyy behind schedule and over budget.

That's why he simps for the future, it's the only way he can rationalize away his own fretting about death.

 

[Positron]

This is risus sardonicus, a sign virtually pathognomonic of tetanus.

Eternal consoomers:

 

[make_it_so]

It always makes me happy when I see Bob get clapback right from the source and it do better than his asinine take

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1404980091072008193

https://archive.ph/NBVSO

Jonah Goldberg might be a perpetually clueless NeverTrump neocon grifter who pines for the Bush-era GOP and all the bullshit related to it (particularly endless wars in the fucking desert), but holy shit is it satisfying to see him knock Bob down a peg.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

It always makes me happy when I see Bob get clapback right from the source and it do better than his asinine take

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1404980091072008193

https://archive.ph/NBVSO

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The only other responses, as of now, are two people replying to Jonah and they're what you expect them to be. There's a third one that doesn't show. I'm guessing it's from a stunning and brave protected account.
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The cushy life one must live to declare affirmatively that four years of OrangeManBad is the worst thing to happen to us since the build up to the Civil War.

Sarah Palin, things only stunted 40 year olds will remember.

Those replies are so painfully whiny and disconnected from reality it made me briefly MOTI. I don't know how any smart and sane person can stand to be around Wokies for any length of time.

Honestly?

I think it's the only way he can fight the elemental dread that comes with knowing he will die someday: That trans humanism is the only thing that will save him from winking out of existence.

While some take solace in religion and the idea of a possible afterlife, Bob takes his solace in futurism.

And while the afterlife, should it exist, has and always will exist.... so no mortal planning is needed? Bobby's afterlife is only possible if futurism wins the day and becomes global policy.

In essence, he knows that if he dies before Heaven can be built, he won't get in, and that project is wayyyyyyyyyy behind schedule and over budget.

So the same reason every other transhumanist fedora tipper believes what they do?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I was rewatching Scream and I came to realize that Bob has a lot in common with Jamie Kennedy’s character; a insufferable nerd making horror movie references in a smug superiority and have a creepy crush on a girl.

That’s probably why he hates it.

 

[blablabla]

yes i really know everything that there is to know about superheroes going down on eachother. why do you ask?

 

[Meat Target]

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It's risus sardonicus, a symptom virtually pathognomic of tetanus.

Eternal consoomers:
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Grown men getting excited about fucking arcade cabinets. These are the transhuman Ubermensch of Science who will inherit the earth from us nonthinkers?

 

[blablabla]

Grown men getting excited about fucking arcade cabinets. These are the transhuman Ubermensch of Science who will inherit the earth from us nonthinkers?

non faggots just load up mame, play 2 hours and go back to drink with the rest of the party.

 

[instythot]

yes i really know everything that there is to know about superheroes going down on eachother. why do you ask?

I've had that scene in mallrats where Stan Lee says "your boyfriend seems to have an unhealthy obsession with superheroes' private parts. You should get him some help" playing in my head every time I come back in this thread today

 

[TowinKarz]

So the same reason every other transhumanist fedora tipper believes what they do?

Except he also sneers and gnashes at the people due to his dyspeptic personality, while the Fedora tippers are usually a lot more smug and certain about it.

Bob honestly believes that only by wiping out every human activity not related to immortality-science (except movies and movie reviewing) will we ever be able to pour the amount of needed research points into the game to reach the win condition before he dies.

Vanilla atheists just think it'll happen naturally no matter who controls Congress, and even THEY know the world doesn't work like an RTS game.

 

[make_it_so]

Grown men getting excited about fucking arcade cabinets. These are the transhuman Ubermensch of Science who will inherit the earth from us nonthinkers?

Hey, those were legit awesome arcade games back in the day. Don't let the fact that subhuman mongrels like the Stupid Chipman Bros. like it take away from legitimate nerds enjoying some nostalgia.

...Although downloading a ROM would probably be cheaper.

 

[blablabla]

Hey, those were legit awesome arcade games back in the day. Don't let the fact that subhuman mongrels like the Stupid Chipman Bros. like it take away from legitimate nerds enjoying some nostalgia.

...Although downloading a ROM would probably be cheaper.

its a reissue. legit nerds would be scrapping the parts to bring a old one back to life

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

I would like to see Bob's take on Buck Breaking. It's a "documentary" about a bunch of kangz making up some bullshit oppression narrative about their ancestors getting butt fucked into submission. So in theory Bob should get behind it, but the "documentary" is also very anti-gay, and Bob supports that movement. So which would it be Bob? Would you support the kangz? Or the gays?

God I love that documentary, it's insane and I love it, it's 50% we wuz kangz larping about egyptians and 50% homoerotic interracial gay fanfiction.
Just to mention a few things that made me lose my shit, the documentary has around 10 or 15 different Black "experts" who all contradict eachother, like one guy who says that homosexuality is a thing invented by Whites because they are fags while Blacks are manly heterosexual men but then some other guy later says that the true pioneers and allies of the gay and womens rights movements were Black men, or then you have one guy saying that Black men are the most masculine men on Earth while White men are at the bottom who also have small dicks but then you have a Black girl who talked about how during slavery a lot of White masters would fall in love with their slavegirls and how that made White women mad, that girl was almost salivating when talking about that. But my favourite part has to be that guy who says that the Egyptian obelisks were a representation of black dick since he then went on to say that since there is an obelisk at the Vatican then everytime the Pope looks out the window he's looking at a gigantic black cock.
Honestly the whole thing is great, props to Tariq Nasheed for creating this piece of art and now thanks to him the BBC now means Buck Breaking Cock and all the ricecels who keep spamming porn in the 4chins have been completly BTFO. I recommend watching Nulls most recent stream, it covers a lot of the funny shit.

As to weather Bob would support the kangz or the gays, well he is MovieBob, he'd find a way to either pick neither or pick both, pissing off everyone.
I apologize for making most of my post about Buck Breaking, it's just too funny.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Why would anyone want the four player version of X-men? The thing that made it cool was the fucking massive 6 player version.


It actually had two screens but since they were bulky CRTs, one was in the cabinet below and reflected via mirror for a seamless image. Also those two bonus games suck. You would be better off building your own modern custom cabinet and loading it up with whatever emulators and steam games you want.

 

[make_it_so]

Why would anyone want the four player version of X-men? The thing that made it cool was the fucking massive 6 player version.

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It actually had two screens but since they were bulky CRTs, one was in the cabinet below and reflected via mirror for a seamless image. Also those two bonus games suck. You would be better off building your own modern custom cabinet and loading it up with whatever emulators and steam games you want.

Hey now, Captain America and the Avengers is great in it's silver age Jack Kirby-esque cheesiness and "WTF" dialogue moments that it enters"so bad it's good" territory.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

That's actually the main reason I fucking despise that film. "No fate but what we make? LOL, jk, Judgement Day is inevitable." It's why for me the Terminator franchise ends at 2 - just like the Alien franchise ends with Aliens.

That's true, but I'd still say the third act is the best part of the movie, if only because it's the only part of the movie that's not a retread of T2.

 

[Positron]

Rando: Transhumanism spells doom for the human race, and people will resist it violently.
Bobby: ME SMASH!


"Bipartisan" means "All-Democrat".


Greenwald:


Banning abortion = authoritarian rule:


Muslims good; MAGA bad.


More on Biden's "domestic terrorism" plan:


Edward Snowden now has a Substack:


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That kook should replace, not join, Stinkface Larson. I guarantee they'll rake in Asian billions.



Creep:

His words are just window-dressing; the emoji is the message.

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Do you know why there is a father-daughter dance tradition in weddings? Because Evangelicals are too porn-addled.

It's all Klingon to me, but then I'm not the sexpert who proposes that Batman takes a lesson on the clitoris.



"I work on Youtube":

 

[Godzilla@1989]

What filibuster is Bob rambling on about? I don’t pay attention to news because of the cringe but his ramblings are confusing.

 

[make_it_so]

Rando: Transhumanism spells doom for the human race, and people will resist it violently.
Bobby: ME SMASH!
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"Bipartisan" means "All-Democrat".
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Greenwald:
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Banning abortion = authoritarian rule:
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Muslims good; MAGA bad.
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More on Biden's "domestic terrorism" plan:
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Edward Snowden now has a Substack:
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Do you know why there is a father-daughter dance tradition in weddings? Because Evangelicals are too porn-addled.
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I'm trying to make it a habit to avoid this subhuman fat fuck's political/cultural hot takes, because I fear doing otherwise will lead to an early death due to a rage-induce brain aneurysm.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Honestly?

I think it's the only way he can fight the elemental dread that comes with knowing he will die someday: That trans humanism is the only thing that will save him from winking out of existence.

While some take solace in religion and the idea of a possible afterlife, Bob takes his solace in futurism.

And while the afterlife, should it exist, has and always will exist.... so no mortal planning is needed? Bobby's afterlife is only possible if futurism wins the day and becomes global policy.

In essence, he doesn't believe in Heaven, but, believes it can be built my mortal men. And if he dies before Heaven can be built, he won't get in, and that project is wayyyyyyyyyy behind schedule and over budget.

That's why he simps for the future, it's the only way he can rationalize away his own fretting about death.

Bob despises things he can't control.

I believe he said as much in the blog post he made way back when about his diabetes diagnosis.

He projects this on all of humanity. He believes it's mankind's duty to conquer nature and all the natural forces around us.

This is clearly why he has so much existential dread about death. It's the ultimate thing he can't control. It's the great equalizer. No matter how many Wikipedia articles he skims through about comic book storylines he pretends to have read, it will do nothing to stop him from dying along with the mayo ghouls who don't know a Kree from a Klingon.