Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[UserAccess]

I think I can answer that.

Picture the most dweeby, awkard spaz in your class, you know, the kid that was doing the Naruto run well into high school, that was kinda quiet, but would blurt out some line from a cartoon or anime in a inappropriate times, and he wasn't a bad person, but if you got to know him, you would see that some of his social inaptitude came from a sort of childish selfish nature, the "aw shucks, nobody understands me because I'm awkard", when that's is not the case, everybody understands, they just don't want to be around the weirdo who does the Naruto run and the kid just doen't want to grow up, this shit isn't being "authentic", it is just acting like a fucking retard.

Okay, now take that person, and make him 10 time more weird and spastic, and these are the people writing and producing american cartoons now.

Not so much on feature movies, but on TV cartoons, they are dominated by these weirdos who spend a lot of money to be on Calarts and when they get jobs they bring in more of their spaz friends, and before you can blink, the whole studio culture is dominated by them, self-satisfied, self-important, socially awkward yet childish petulant, and internet addicted manchildren.

And now you get cartoons with not only twitter politics, and lolz self-inserts, but also lazy and unpolished, because hard work ain't much of their culture as well, and you get turds like Steven Universe, where characters are animated scene to scene completely off model or even the scale being correct:

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And yes, this shit was animated on a korean warehouse, but the ones aproving the dailies was in US, too bad they were too busy on twitter or Tumbrl at the time to even pay attention. Not to mention the abysmal writing, but then i would be here writing a novel.

But here you do, self-insert is just one of the many many drawbacks of putting in charge that weird kid in your class.

Some of those weird kids are writers. Probably not that many, though.

I argue the majority of writers shitting up the current landscape aren't that crowd. Most of that gang is upper-mid to upper class kids that never worked for a thing. If they had, they wouldn't pen this shit. Identity theatrics aren't a concern when you're holding two bills and deciding which one you can pay this month.

I just typed Steven Universe writers into Google. It's a long row of hipster douches too smug to ever feel weird or alienated. Look at the creator's wiki. Rich, Jewish, bisexual, non-binary, visual arts high school and college.

Identity problems are what you write about when you don't have the experience or chops to write real problems. That works great when the people giving awards to these shows are rich, Jewish, bisexual, non-binary, visual arts and theater graduates.

Bob can never be those things and it kills him inside. He's so desperate to prove he's not a New England redneck, but they'll never accept him. That crowd can smell his normie.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Why is unemployment an issue in an utopia? Fuck if I know, he never explains it.

I think the issue is that Bob believes that people who aren't content to passively collect a regular government allowance, and want more meaningful work that's not related to the entertainment industry, are evil.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I feel like a big part of why the MCU gets so overpraised is that their whole business model is designed to engender brand loyalty: the whole shared-universe concept has never been attempted on the scale that they’ve done it, and in order to be fully “in the know”, you have to see all of the movies. So the prospect of getting to see all the heroes team up on screen grants them a degree of leeway and insulates them from criticism (i.e., “we HAVE to support these movies or else we won’t get an Avengers movie.”). Just try insinuating that one of these movies is less than good in certain circles and you’ll see what I mean.

To be frank, I can't stand MCU fans because a great deal of them are the "consoom product; get excited for next product" bandwagon jumpers like Bob. It truly rubs me the wrong way how a normie that ignored the comics lore until Iron Man act like they are experts on the lore--hell, the Black Panther film really killed the character for me because I had some fondness for the character when I first read about him in a promo comic from Pizza Hut circa 1994.

(Said comic also featured the Thing, Professor X, and Jubilee and had a message against prejudice without being heavy-handed.)

I was a fan of the character when Christopher Priest wrote him and his appearances in the Busiek/Perez Avengers. I loved the idea what Wakanda was a country that managed to both resist colonialism and modernize ala the Meiji Restoration to the point where they rivaled Doom's Latveria in technological prowess. Making is some hidden society/marysuetopia that was centuries ahead of everyone else broke my suspension of disbelief and led to me not wanting to have anything to do with the film.

Well if you want to get religious...

It's the consequence of pride.

A truly skilled author will think outside of themselves, creating new worlds and people to play in them. If, however, you are so eat up with yourself you can't see anything beyond the mirror, then everything you write will revolve around the only subject you see: yourself.

I think an author avatar is workable if said author is honest about themselves and their own faults. For example, I based the MC of my book on myself--to an extent--because I was working out some issues and needed some catharsis. Part of that included reflecting on past regrets and my own faults as a major element of the story was the MC getting the second chance/reboot his life to make up for past mistakes.

The problem with most of these writers is that they lack the self-awareness to realize that they are flawed and that the world doesn't revolve around them. Bob is an especially egregious example because he doesn't recognize how horrible a person he is and that being a self-admitted Masshole does not make him charming and makes such self-deprecation ring hollow. I at least try to give my MC/avatar some flaws, like being impatient, impulsive, and prone to shooting off his mouth--and moreover--paying for it like receiving an asskicking for nearly blowing an infiltration mission.

Author avatars like Rey don't work because people like Kathleen Kennedy are too prideful to let their character grow. Skilled authors can look inside themselves and set aside their pride to be honest with themselves and their audience.

 

[Positron]

Tucker Carlson is becoming literally Hitler:






Biden is doing what Stalin and Mao used to do, urging the populace to report relatives who harbor reactionary tendencies:




Capitol:


No fucking idea. Is Bobby suggesting that Mayo ghouls will win in the battle with the Democrats, despite the latter's Big Tech Guns?


Student-loan cancelation = more money to consoom = good government.


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Masturbation with MCU:






Toys:


More on Alf:


The Cat-nilingus ruckus:



Welp I'm sure plenty of ladies can't wait to surrender her pleasure gardens to any of these creatures.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob's idea was to make it some redneck who lost his factory job that stole a time machine to kill a young black girl who created Skynet. Skynet creating an utopia in his version. Why does the redneck jump to this solution when he has a time machine? Why is unemployment an issue in an utopia? Fuck if I know, he never explains it.

I should also add he wants Tobey's Peter to be a disillusioned loser who envies the Avengers taking the spotlight....even though Peter was like 20-21 in Spider-Man 3 and would be in his mid to late twenties by the time the Avengers happened if we're assuming real time.

Spoiler: Both parts

Edit: Here's the Care Bears, didn't notice the bold. It has a self-insert of Bob and jock villains. https://moviebobcentral.com/2015/12/07/pitch-me-mr-b-care-bears/

Bob's Terminator "fix" is basically him masturbating to the idea that an obsolete mayonnaise ghoul, who is mad cuz robot took his jerb at the factory, is going to try to stop the Benevolent Skynet and will thus be the villain instead of Skynet, but Bob, the Gary Stu Defender of the Soopeeryah Fyootchah(tm), will get to stomp him into paste.

 

[Red Hood]

I was actually the same way once.

Back when the Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern movie came out, I was in denial about how mediocre it was. Mainly because I wanted it to be a success so we'd get a Wonder Woman movie and other DC stuff like that.

Now I've progressed and am more-or-less indifferent to all of it.

The irony is that when we finally did get a Wonder Woman movie, it was another "technically good" movie that you don't think about after leaving the theater.

I feel like a lot of Wonder Woman's praise came from being a DCEU movie that wasn't a miserable fucking nightmare despite being "pretty okay" at best. I think there was some "first female led superhero movie" to it, too.

Tucker Carlson is becoming literally Hitler:
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Biden is doing what Stalin and Mao used to do, urging the populace to report relatives who harbor reactionary tendencies:
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Capitol:
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No fucking idea. Is Bobby suggesting that Mayo ghouls will win in the battle with the Democrats, despite the latter's Big Tech Guns?
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Student-loan cancelation = more money to consoom = good government.
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Masturbation with MCU:
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Toys:
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More on Alf:
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The Cat-nilingus ruckus:
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Welp I'm sure plenty of ladies can't wait to surrender her pleasure gardens to any of these creatures.

I like reading about heroes that do heroic things. Remember that Medal of Honor we handed out for munching rug above and beyond the call of duty?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

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Welp I'm sure plenty of ladies can't wait to surrender her pleasure gardens to any of these creatures.

They know that cats have tongues like rasps, right?

Right?

 

[JayHarrison]

Tucker Carlson is becoming literally Hitler:
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Moviebob: "...MY grandkids..."

That's only going to happen through eugenics. And it's well known how much Bob LOVES eugenics.

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Moviebob, 2021.06.17: "...racism isn't a mental illness [...] They're not unwell--they're stupid assholes."

Also Moviebob, 2018.09.22: "How about if I just find acceptable racism against whites funny? Because it is. It's one of the funniest things there is. [...] Nothing ACTUALLY gets [...] harmed, but idiots piss and moan anyway. It's hilarious."

Also Moviebob, various dates: "...obsolete white(s)..."

Seeing as how Moviebob considers racism against whites acceptable (especially white people who didn't vote for Dear Leader Hillary Clinton), Bob is a stupid asshole in accordance to his own standards.

 

[Jack Awful]

Tucker Carlson is becoming literally Hitler:

Ah, yes, Tucker's the polarizing future-Hitler and not the man who constantly talks about nuking half the country for being "inferior"

 

[Koby_Fish]

They know that cats have tongues like rasps, right?

Right?

They probably are aware that some pervs get house cats to do things to them, but a big cat's tongue is another matter entirely. Big cat tongues HURT anywhere that isn't the palm of the hand or really thick skin on the foot. Having something like that rasping constantly on delicate genitals is going to have them hurting and even bleeding before long. Soooo whoever said that the big cat in the series of pictures there goes down on anyone that isn't also a Big Cat doesn't know anything about Big Cats (unless they want to argue that a Kryptonian snatch or something can stand up to it). And if the creator of the big feline there made it canon that the pussy eats (hyooman) pussy, they're an idiot, too.

Moviebob: "...MY grandkids..."

That's only going to happen through eugenics. And it's well known how much Bob LOVES eugenics.



Moviebob, 2021.06.17: "...racism isn't a mental illness [...] They're not unwell--they're stupid assholes."

Also Moviebob, 2018.09.22: "How about if I just find acceptable racism against whites funny? Because it is. It's one of the funniest things there is. [...] Nothing ACTUALLY gets [...] harmed, but idiots piss and moan anyway. It's hilarious."

Also Moviebob, various dates: "...obsolete white(s)..."

Seeing as how Moviebob considers racism against whites acceptable (especially white people who didn't vote for Dear Leader Hillary Clinton), Bob is a stupid asshole in accordance to his own standards.

"BuT IT's ImPOssiBLE To bE RaCIsT AGainST HuWHyPipO!" - Bob, probably.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I actually agree with Moviebob here. People need to stop supporting people with obviously fascist tendencies, such as fat film critics from Boston who imply that half the country should be genocided.

 

[Positron]

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Shouldn’t all the post T2 films and Bob’s Terminator pitch not happen by now because by preventing Judgement Day, John Connor pretty much gets erased from time?

Well a John Connor had to be born the first time around so it'd probably just be him with a different father.

I think the issue is that Bob believes that people who aren't content to passively collect a regular government allowance, and want more meaningful work that's not related to the entertainment industry, are evil.

I haven't seen the video in a few years but if I remember correctly, the villain's motivation was being pissy that his kind are no longer in power and is trying to kill the black girl and her shitty robot so he can undo the perfect utopia that will supposedly happen in a few decades. Because for Bob, that's the only reason Middle America wants their "jerbs".

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

While I agree Steven Universe is horrible please don’t call Lily Orchard’s reviews quality. She’s a horrible person like Bob, she’s actually one of his supporters.

A fucking novel would sound much better than anything this sociopathic, tone-deaf twat has anything to say. He is the champion of sheer hypocrisy and contradictions for the sake of what the Orchard thinks is good.

There is a reason he has a thread in here. And is quite visited

Well shit. I just googled "Steven Universe Negative Reviews" and picked the longest one. Who would have thought autism attracts autism?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

They probably are aware that some pervs get house cats to do things to them, but a big cat's tongue is another matter entirely. Big cat tongues HURT anywhere that isn't the palm of the hand or really thick skin on the foot. Having something like that rasping constantly on delicate genitals is going to have them hurting and even bleeding before long. Soooo whoever said that the big cat in the series of pictures there goes down on anyone that isn't also a Big Cat doesn't know anything about Big Cats (unless they want to argue that a Kryptonian snatch or something can stand up to it). And if the creator of the big feline there made it canon that the pussy eats (hyooman) pussy, they're an idiot, too.

It's even worse when it comes to cats sex lives - they have barbed penises and sex for the female cat is a painful, and often rapey experience. This is because the male cat penis has to stimulate the female to ovulate, and a female cat will often mate with several competing male cats. Sexually speaking, though,, cats are saints compared to ducks.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that any attempt to make half-animal hybrids that take animal sexual behaviors into account would result in a character whose sexual habits would break several human laws and might (if a half-human/half duck male is involved,) result in the death of the fully human partner.

 

[TopTierHealer]

I think an author avatar is workable if said author is honest about themselves and their own faults. For example, I based the MC of my book on myself--to an extent--because I was working out some issues and needed some catharsis. Part of that included reflecting on past regrets and my own faults as a major element of the story was the MC getting the second chance/reboot his life to make up for past mistakes.

To quote Max Payne: "Vlad was right. There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask 'Why me?' and 'What if?' when you look back, see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or a forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions."

 

[Chad Holdenford]

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As a cis guy, allow me to say this: You're a faggot, men who cut off their peckers are just men who cut off their peckers, putting hashtags on your handle won't make you a better person or even eliminate racism, you add nothing of value and therefore you are nobody of note for people to feel bad for not following, your discussion skills are most likely the same slogan-shooting bullshit everybody else does, Chris is a fat failure of a "man" and Bob is a Nazi blimp full of hate and gas.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Technically, it fucks up T2's continuity by existing, since they were supposed to have prevented the future war- even though it was the future war that caused all these events to begin with (don't think about it too hard, the writers sure didn't.) T3 is honestly the only sequel that fits continuity-wise even if it is garbage.

You can still have stories set during the future. Just have the creators confirm it's set in the original timeline and everything's good to go. The future war is far more interesting than anything that could be set in the present, but Hollywood is too cheap and lazy for that and are still complete Boomers about animation.

Edit: Here's the Care Bears, didn't notice the bold. It has a self-insert of Bob and jock villains. https://moviebobcentral.com/2015/12/07/pitch-me-mr-b-care-bears/

That's the most Blobbert thing I've ever read in my life. I know I should find it funny, and some parts did make me laugh but most of it's just too full of his bile to be funny.

You're right.

We should program them to shoot all humans just to be equitable.


Is T:Salvation a prequel or sequel?

Actually if they ran with it, it could have all worked. Have Marcus take the face & look of John Connor and then resume leading the rebellion. At some point in the following movie (or two) he succeeds at bringing down skynet thanks to his cybernetic capabilities, but Skynet thinks John did it and sends back T1 to begin the first movie. (Also solving the paradox issue as it was never John that beat it, but their own creation - like poetry, it rhymes.) Heck I'd then have Marcus don the skin of Arnold after that and reveal he was the T800 of T2 all along, resolving to finish the war in both the past and future, going back to cause T2.

Or we could start discussing Sarah Connor chronicles. Though if Skynet could start mass producing Summer Glau I'm not sure it would need nukes to finish off the humans race...

This is the best parody to the sequels' stupid retcons and time travel shit.

It's even worse when it comes to cats sex lives - they have barbed penises and sex for the female cat is a painful, and often rapey experience. This is because the male cat penis has to stimulate the female to ovulate, and a female cat will often mate with several competing male cats. Sexually speaking, though,, cats are saints compared to ducks.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that any attempt to make half-animal hybrids that take animal sexual behaviors into account would result in a character whose sexual habits would break several human laws and might (if a half-human/half duck male is involved,) result in the death of the fully human partner.

That would probably just turn these sick fucks on more.

 

[Brother Wind]

Yahtzee is by far the exception. Most people when they're talking fast come off as a used car salesman. I don't know how he produces it but I'm gonna wager Yahtzee scripts and rehearses his reviews a few times before attempting a final take.

He has confirmed before that he does do that. There are several podcasts where someone asks if he can do the show really quickly and he responds he will need an hour to write and rehearse, which would make for a pretty lame podcast.

Also Yahtzee gets better at talking after doing this for a decade and a half. Like some video made me aware of how he really stresses the end of a joke. And you can really hear it once you notice it. But then if you watch more recent years, he certainly uses punchlines like most people use punctuation, but he doesn't stress it.

I only bring this up because Bob got famous about the same time Yahtzee did. And guess who I can't say got better.

 

[Oliver Onions]

They can't tell you, they can only tell you that what you proposed is wrong, again. And proof of your unfitness to rule.

I learned this lesson when I was naive enough to leave comments on fellow blob Jim Sterling's videos, asking him to propose alternatives to the dreaded capitalism he rants about 24/7.

Unsurprisingly I never received an answer from him or any of his dickriders. In fact to this day I've never received an answer to that question anywhere I've put it, beyond the predictable response of 'MUH COMMUNISM,' without any qualifying statements to explain how you could implement or sustain such a system.