Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Positron said:
The type of argument made by Bobby should not be taken seriously:
"As a gay man, artist X sees the male physique as a lived phenomenon, which accounts for the unsettled tension between poetics and politics in his works."
"As a gay man, artist X maintains a cool, disinterested conception towards the female body, which allows him to capture the purity of its aesthetics"
"As a straight man, artist Y imbues his female nudes with a fervent passion."
"As a straight man, artist Y is able to abstract the formal possibility of the male nude, seeing the similarity between the male physique and a mountain range."

All these statements, common in art books and exhibitions, are laughably post-hoc and should be ridiculed.

Regardless, no matter which way you swing, I doubt you can esthetize this lily pond:
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I almost though the ones sitting on the ground are Chris's kids. They are not.

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We saw these people before. Someone might care to spare my work and dig out their old group photo.

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To quote Film Robert

"These people seem necessary"

Edit: Oh god just saw the pic of Lindsay and Anita from a few years back and their faces through the fake smiles look like

Lindsay: I'm going to replace you bitch.

Anita: Come at me Whore.
 
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Quixotic Man said:
No one tell Bob that political groups are also largely tax exempt in America.
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With most shitlibs, they seem to think that everyone should bask in the misery that is taxation.

With Bloberto it will probably make him mad that political groups he doesn't agree with don't pay taxes, while making him happy that groups he does agree with don't.
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Positron said:
The type of argument made by Bobby should not be taken seriously:
"As a gay man, artist X sees the male physique as a lived phenomenon, which accounts for the unsettled tension between poetics and politics in his works."
"As a gay man, artist X maintains a cool, disinterested conception towards the female body, which allows him to capture the purity of its aesthetics"
"As a straight man, artist Y imbues his female nudes with a fervent passion."
"As a straight man, artist Y is able to abstract the formal possibility of the male nude, seeing the similarity between the male physique and a mountain range."

All these statements, common in art books and exhibitions, are laughably post-hoc and should be ridiculed.

Regardless, no matter which way you swing, I doubt you can esthetize this lily pond:
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The lily pond is calm, as evidenced by the rippleless, mirror-like surface and the lack of disruption on the lily pads themselves. There is also an essence of the natural, the plants adapting to the wet conditions.

This contrasts with the juxtaposition of the angry blob placed front-left of the picture. This creature is neither calm, nor would it survive in the natural world.

It reminds me of something Marcel Duchamp would do - that is the disruption of the realistic and beautiful with the crude and shapely; as well as a means of trolling his audiences and art critics by causing us to stare at such a repulsive subject.
UserAccess said:
In hindsight, isn't the more progressive option to design a character like this and NOT have her be lesbian?
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If you apply certain character to traits to a demographic (e.g. LGBT, poc) often associated with those traits, its stereotyping.
If you apply those character traits to a different demographic (e.g. straight, white), then it's appropriation.
 
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Is this what we're doing now? I didn't know we were back to calling out gays and lesbians based on appearance again. What's up, Bob? You think she's a professional softball player too? Is her favorite singer K.D. Lang? Does she drive the space version of a Subaru Outback?

In hindsight, isn't the more progressive option to design a character like this and NOT have her be lesbian?

There's a chance that somebody recognized that when combined with the wad of stereotypes of abused in childhood, butch hairstyle, rage issues, needlessly underdressed, confrontational shitty attitude, and tattoos and piercings, that going all the way to lesbian territory might be going too far.

Yes, you uninformed turds, restraint is one of the crucial keys to better writing. Jack's already the most reviled character in Mass Effect because there's no nuance to her. Interesting that your correction is that they didn't take it far enough.
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Every single person in that thread was born with a penis, I guarantee it.
 
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Positron said:
Biden's dog died, and Bobby offers us a philosophical puzzle about feeling bad for an unfamiliar entity: how like you are feeling bad for an asshole? (and does it matter?)
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And somehow Peter Coffin is involved:
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We have repeatedly established that Bobby applauds struggle sessions à la Mao. Peter Coffin is not down with it; he is a Bad Person.
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Bobby reads Glenn Greenward as suggesting that 6/1 was a false flag:
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Here are Greenwald's queries, so you can judge for yourself whether Bobby got it right:
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Greenwald on his happy experience as a gay adoptive parent, which Bobby, misery incarnate, can't help but pour vitriol on:
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Ethics sure is simple if you think in terms of video games (Liveaction article)
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"Reality has a liberal bias", part II:
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Of course there is no such thing as "innocent white children"; they all grew strong and smart drinking the blood of nignogs.

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Here is the whole thread by Berlatsky if that clarifies the above comment:
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Kindly inform the black and the latinx Christians that they are worshipping the same fascist God too.

Bobby is mad that Hungary has insulated their young from the corruption of Hollywood (NPR article)
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Bobby must have mistaken Cuties as happening in Hungary:
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Video games, the most Angelic thing apart from estrogen:
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Good lord. If they want to fap why don't they play a dating sim?
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I just wanna point out here that Bob chose the screenshot of the Altered Beast Bear transformation, which, now I'm not even a Sega geek but I played Altered Beast at the Arcade, and EVERYBODY knows the Bear is the WORST one.
(QUICK, someone go photoshop some blue on that Bear for a Dobson reference!)

BTW IIRC Kermit's nephew is named Robin
 
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Giga_Nigga_28 said:
I really have no words for how stupid this take is. Is he saying that all the latinx (lol) and BIPOC Christians, of which they are many, are also white nationalists? What about abortion laws in most non-white countries being incredibly rigid? Is that white supremacy too?

Abortion debates really seem to bring out the retard in people. Its never simply just about abortion with these guys there's always some dumb caveat or hidden intention and it somehow always ties back to fascism. Its just like when libs pull the 'conservatives stop caring about kids after they're born' card. Like are they trying to say that when a liberal looks at a child in poverty they think "an abortion could've solved this" because that's just psychotic.
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Berlatsky is every bit the drooling retard that Bobert is. His "brain" is as tiny as a marble and just as smooth.
 
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BTW here's my pathetic dobson edit of the Altered Beast Bear screenshot Moviebob posted to twitter: AlteredBeastBearDobsonedit.jpg
 
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UserAccess said:
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Is this what we're doing now? I didn't know we were back to calling out gays and lesbians based on appearance again. What's up, Bob? You think she's a professional softball player too? Is her favorite singer K.D. Lang? Does she drive the space version of a Subaru Outback?

In hindsight, isn't the more progressive option to design a character like this and NOT have her be lesbian?

There's a chance that somebody recognized that when combined with the wad of stereotypes of abused in childhood, butch hairstyle, rage issues, needlessly underdressed, confrontational shitty attitude, and tattoos and piercings, that going all the way to lesbian territory might be going too far.

Yes, you uninformed turds, restraint is one of the crucial keys to better writing. Jack's already the most reviled character in Mass Effect because there's no nuance to her. Interesting that your correction is that they didn't take it far enough.
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Remember Jack from Mass effect is a violent sociopath who enjoys mass murder and has subconsciously repressed her violent tendencies in her youth to justify her anger and hatred of everyone else. There is more depth to the character and she does redeem herself in Mass effect 3, but this is who Jack was during the time she was wearing that look.

This is the kind representation gay people want.
 
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First, do not take what I'm saying too seriously; I'm not a doctor, and I am in no way qualified to diagnose Bob.

That being said, I believe this is cirrhosis of the liver. Bob is in no way physically active, so he should not have a bruise like this. However, a symptom of cirrhosis is easier bruising than normal. It may well be that Bob's drinking and obesity are beginning to catch up with him. This is supported by his clubbed right thumb (clubbed fingers are another symptom of cirrhosis). The picture is too small to tell, but his nails appear white as well- yet another symptom. He also appears slightly thinner than Chris- and guess what? Unexplained weight loss is another symptom.

I know we've been joking about the beetus getting Bob, but we've completely discounted his liver giving out on him first. If Bob wants to spend a long life with his niece and nephew (and possibly get that robot body he's always wanted), he needs to give up his cheap beer and see a doctor right away.
 
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Koby_Fish said:
I just wanna point out here that Bob chose the screenshot of the Altered Beast Bear transformation, which, now I'm not even a Sega geek but I played Altered Beast at the Arcade, and EVERYBODY knows the Bear is the WORST one.
(QUICK, someone go photoshop some blue on that Bear for a Dobson reference!)

BTW IIRC Kermit's nephew is named Robin
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Maybe he chose the bear to signal that he's what they call a "bear" in the gay community.
 
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Number one if you have a good piece of meat and cook it well, it's a sin to then sauce it IMO. Also 32 something for that meat! Not saying it's over priced just that Chris better not ebeg after showing off the pricy meat he can afford. Hint Chris next time don't show off the good stuff and eat it off camera and show off the cheap burgers and dogs dumbass.

As for Blobby's leg a lot of fatties get bruises one their legs from Water Retention. It makes the skin sensitive and they usually have to bind the area to keep in check. Not saying it's that but there is a chance Bobert will have a Lymphedema in his future if it is.
 
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