Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Valeyard]

they made the Human Torch black in one Fantastic Four movie and then just disconnected him from any familial relationship with Sue Storm/Invisible Woman. I'm surprised bobbo didn't bring that up.

You are correct that they weren't blood-related in Fant4stic, but they still grew up as siblings as Sue Storm was changed to have been adopted.

 

[Koby_Fish]

You are correct that they weren't blood-related in Fant4stic, but they still grew up as siblings as Sue Storm was changed to have been adopted.

oh yeah right i forgot.

 

[Felis Meanis]

Anne Applebaum has always been a fucking hack, but this boot-licking is fucking dumb even by her standards - though par for the course by MovieBob standards.

I'm extremely disappointed.

I have her books "Gulag", "The Crushing of Eastern Europe" and "Red Famine" at home, and I cherish them. Most who openly disparage communism and socialist authoritarianism in the systemic and methodological way she does are more or less "based", or at the very least keen to the ways and rhetoric the political left use to try to subert our fragile democracies to meet their nefarious ends. If the whole ordeal of the insanity showcased by the mainstream media's poltiical pundits during Donald Trump's presidency didn't give you pause, then surely the year of 2020, with its intense retardation and violence perpetuated by the political left, certainly should have, especially for someone like Anne Applebaum; but no, of course not, because Current Year™. I haven't read her "Twilight of Democracy", but judging from what those unsatisfied with the book have to say, it's easy to understand just what kind of diatribe it is that she's published in it. She sets out to understand the appeal of authoritarian rhetoric in our time, using Donald Trump as the shining example of a tyrant, yet she completely neglects to understand the actual views and worries of the average Trump-voter, and never seems to even try to dissect the authoritarianism of the political left. For example, their open and documented usage of government agencies to stifle and suppress their political opponents, is either non-existent, a justifiable non-issue or a non-sequitur away from serious discussion. Apparently she's cited in the book saying "so-called cancel culture", and is otherwise dismissive of the entire phenomenon's existence. Instead, let's focus on how Donald Trump is literally Cheeto Hitler who is actually using the same tactics that was used by the Axis of Evil and communist dictatorships! Donald Trump and his ilk lie all the time, but let's not even acknowledge the entirety of the Russian Hoax.

These are examples of hypocricies at the top of my head. If you really take a deep dive into the dishonest propaganda by the usual suspects, you could fill an entire library. Keep in mind that I'm not an ardent defender of Donald Trump himself, but of the actual and real grievances of the people that made him elected. Perhaps it's not truly a problem of the right vs left, given that the Republicans lie all the time themselves, as polticians are wont to do, but rather various authoritarian fiends with common interests who're playing us all like a fiddle, and who have now resorted to using woke talking points to divide and conquer? Certainly someone like Applebaum, of all people, should see the painfully obvious signs for this in the very uneven reporting of journalists, that are otherwise so apparent to so many of the rest of us? But no, apparently not. It's all so very tiresome.

Am I insane? How can she completely neglect the offences by the political left during the recent decades (in my country) and at the very least the recent decade in America? With her credentials? With the kind of subject matter she has written excellent books on? How is it even possible? Does she genuinely not understand her glaring mishaps in engaging in the milquetoast slacktivism of the anti-intellectual and anti-scientific woke left? Does she not understand how she makes herself guilty of the banality of evil in conveniently ignoring the actual reasons for the political divide of our time? How is this possible, with her otherwise sound understanding of the history of this very subject matter? What in the actual fuck is going on?

I expected this from a corpulent retard like Robert, but not from from the likes of her. Perhaps I've been wrong in my assessment of Applebaum from the very beginning. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

 

[JayHarrison]

Genocide in America! Fuck YEAH!!! LET'S JUST CLEAR THE ROAD FOR SUPERIOR FUTURE!
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I guarantee when America turns Rwanda, Bobby will be the very first white man to lose his undue privilege.

Doubt it. Moviebob would gladly lie, cheat, steal, and live on all fours if it meant self-preservation.

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Bobby is a progressive intellectual; he changes his mind.
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I cannot think of a single circumstance under which Moviebob has changed his opinion based on evidence. Dude's as reactive as a mixture of baking soda and vinegar.

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You can literally now add racism against Latin Americans to Bob's perpetually expanding résumé of shitty, misanthropic character traits.

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Bobby and our new friend MOS think that covid selectively kills red voters (and yet it is simultaneously Trump's diabolical plan to kill blue voters).
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Moviebob, 2020.03.08: "Dang it, [corona virus]! I was all set to like you yesterday with that whole ‘strong prospects of infecting worthless morons clustered at Trump rallies’ thing...."

If COVID-19 only affected red-state and red-county voters, Bob would literally hail Donald Trump as a hero because the Coof maimed people who stole Bob's future from him. You know, because it's twenty-fucking-current-year, and this braindead fuckwad is STILL angry at those stole his future from him because too many people failed to vote for Führ... er, Hillary Clinton.

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"Ecocide" law. Bobby wants NATO to police China? Am I reading it wrong?
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Bob is already guilty of ecocide. His very presence pollutes everything with hatred.

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Unfortunatly neither Derek Chavin nor his mom is black, so appeal to maudlin rhetorics will not work.

Suffice to say, Moviebob and empathy are two completely incompatible concepts.

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Wonders never cease! Luke (who now calls himself "coastal elite") talks about something other than video games! He thinks the checks and balances in society, in place to preclude the possibility of apocalypse, are what makes them dystopias. If not for his comment on the Wachowski Brothers this spiel would be LGBT free! For Bobby's part, he doesn't believe in apocalypse because he does not draw his mental heuristics from the Bible or H.G. Welles, but from sci-fi of the late 80s.
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Ironic, considering Bob is also an unrepentant eugenicist.

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Bob is just so desperate to convince everyone that the upcoming Mario movie won't be a complete trainwreck even though it's being produced by an animation studio whose biggest contributions to the movie industry were the Minions. It's honestly kind of sad when you think about how much Bob loves Mario, and is willing to defend anything with the plumber's name on it.

Nah, the only thing that would cause Bob to turn against Mario is if Mario came out as a Republican. Bonus points if Mario actually voted FOR Donald Trump.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

1. There is high likelihood Reed will be black, not because of any obscure comic fact, but because Disney just makes random historically white characters black because "diversity".

I'm still going with the "Black Namor cucks Reed" hypothesis until the films come out to disprove whatever created that delusion in my head. Either that or they'll make Johnny and Sue Black because Johnny can become a giant ginger fireball.

Sorry to rain on this parade. But if you think Feige, who is notorious for fighting for the F4 to be in the MCU FOR YEARS, will repeat the mistakes from the other adaptations, then we might have another thing coming. There is a reason why all the MCU films currently announced. F4 is the only one that doesn't have a release date. It's well known this is a passion project of his, and I doubt he is going to let it tamper that much.

 

[Adamska]

Sorry to rain on this parade. But if you think Feige, who is notorious for fighting for the F4 to be in the MCU FOR YEARS, will repeat the mistakes from the other adaptations, then we might have another thing coming. There is a reason why all the MCU films currently announced. F4 is the only one that doesn't have a release date. It's well known this is a passion project of his, and I doubt he is going to let it tamper that much.

Feige also enabled Captain Marvel and the Stage 4 stuff looks like dogshit at the moment with "winners" like Eternals and Shang Chi... so I don't really care if he WANTS to make a good product. He probably won't given the current crap getting pounded out due to integrity being dead for decades at this point in Hollyweird. Especially since knowing Disney, they probably want to intervene now of all times.

 

[TowinKarz]

Got to love how Bob tries to be patronizing towards Tucker as if he were reading Bob's Twitter feed. The flaw in that notion is that Bob is not remotely worthy of Tucker's attention because who cares about what some bumpkin from the Boston suburbs thinks? Hell, the reason why find Bob worthy of our attention is because his endless stupidity provides us an equally-endless supply of mirth.

As I noted in a previous post, China spent $100B on a water diversion project to bring water from the wetter South to the dry North. Thousands of rivers in the country have already dried up in the North and the water that still remains is heavily polluted and increasingly useless for human use. Some of the water is so polluted that they cannot use it for industry. Then there is that mining of rare earth metals in Inner Mongolia, the same stuff used in the manufacture of his phone, which is very environmentally unfriendly. Given that the CCP either has no EPA counterpart or whatever passes for one is likely party yes-men, you can bet your ass that pollution is much worse than it is in the West.

Fuck. Bob's brain has to be as smooth as a macadamia nut and just as big.

Old-School Soviets sucked so bad at water management they caused an entire OCEAN to dry up. (Press "F" for the Aral Sea)

But, modern commies are practicaly druids, I guess, since mayoghouls are a cancer on the land that blight all they touch... which is why cities grow their own moon wheat or something....and then subsidize Iowa for failing do make, like, food, I guess? but point is, THEY DON'T MATTER!!!!!!

 

[Rakdos92]

I guarantee when America turns Rwanda, Bobby will be the very first white man to lose his undue privilege.

I can only hope when the cannibals start chopping him up, they keep him alive as long as possible.

States that voted Blue deserve total desolation. Nothing less will do.

Total agreement. Hey, if they can aim this language at our side, then they don't get to be spared.

 

[Red Hood]

Doubt it. Moviebob would gladly lie, cheat, steal, and live on all fours if it meant self-preservation.

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I cannot think of a single circumstance under which Moviebob has changed his opinion based on evidence. Dude's as reactive as a mixture of baking soda and vinegar.

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You can literally now add racism against Latin Americans to Bob's perpetually expanding résumé of shitty, misanthropic character traits.

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Moviebob, 2020.03.08: "Dang it, [corona virus]! I was all set to like you yesterday with that whole ‘strong prospects of infecting worthless morons clustered at Trump rallies’ thing...."

If COVID-19 only affected red-state and red-county voters, Bob would literally hail Donald Trump as a hero because the Coof maimed people who stole Bob's future from him. You know, because it's twenty-fuckting-current-year, and this braindead fuckwad is STILL angry at those stole his future from him because too many people failed to vote for Führ... er, Hillary Clinton.

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Bob is already guilty of ecocide. His very presence pollutes everything with hatred.

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Suffice to say, Moviebob and empathy are two completely incompatible concepts.

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Ironic, considering Bob is also an unrepentant eugenicist.

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Nah, the only thing that would cause Bob to turn against Mario is if Mario came out as a Republican. Bonus points if Mario actually voted FOR Donald Trump.

Mario does wear a red cap.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Nothing gets a woman wetter than you shilling for her country on the internet, in fact, Bob is so dedicated to his shilling for China that I'm sure Xi Jinping is already assembling a large harem for Bob, it's just a matter of time before Bob recieves a letter from Xi asking him to come to China to claim his prize.
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Nah, Xi would rather make his country free than give someone like Moviebob access to corrupt the Chinese genepool.

 

[Rakdos92]

Nah, Xi would rather make his country free than give someone like Moviebob access to corrupt the Chinese genepool.

But if his country was free, then Big Bobby could freely travel in and out of his China.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

But if his country was free, then Big Bobby could freely travel in and out of his China.

If Bob could travel with ease he'd be going to California regularly since in his dumb logic it is the peak of the Superior Future

 

[JayHarrison]

Mario does wear a red cap.

So do the Boston Red Sox.

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If Bob could travel with ease he'd be going to California regularly since in his dumb logic it is the peak of the Superior Future

I've always believed Bob's Superio Future™ looks like the 1860s Confederate States of America if it were run by the guy who ruled Germany from 1938 to 1945.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

So do the Boston Red Sox.

Commies are red too.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I've always believed Bob's Superio Future™ looks like the 1860s Confederate States of America if it were run by the guy who ruled Germany from 1938 to 1945.

Both slave owners and Hitler placed a higher value on human life, on average.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Go away from the Thread for a day and it moves pages. I swear the fucker has no life and his Twitter is proof.

So Film Robert was called ugly and while his defenders said he was a "Good" Person unlike those "Maga Chuds". Not one of them could muster a pity compliment that Blobby wasn't physically repulsive.

If you see this Bobert remember when your sycophants can't say you're not ugly you must be pretty fucking hideous.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Go away from the Thread for a day and it moves pages. I swear the fucker has no life and his Twitter is proof.

So Film Robert was called ugly and while his defenders said he was a "Good" Person unlike those "Maga Chuds". Not one of them could muster a pity compliment that Blobby wasn't physically repulsive.

If you see this Bobert remember when your sycophants can't say you're not ugly you must be pretty fucking hideous.

His legs are literally rotting from alcoholism and diabetes.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

We should start a lolcow deadpool for who's gonna die first. My money is on either Bob or Tommy Tooter.

 

[Totally Awesome]

We should start a lolcow deadpool for who's gonna die first. My money is on either Bob or Tommy Tooter.

Bob's already rotting away. His legs are turning black. He's eating and drinking himself into a corpse.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob's already rotting away. His legs are turning black. He's eating and drinking himself into a corpse.

Given how much he purportedly drinks, his liver has likely died a painful death, and Chris's liver is not long for this world either.